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PoliticsRe: Photos Of Acting President Osinbajo Presiding Over The FEC Meeting Today by koolaid87: 2:06pm On May 10, 2017
Freewoman:
that seat is more than hot................. it does cook them alive, no better sleep, meeting upon meeting, calls upon calls, no rest, no freedom, caged by cabals
Yet, they are ready to die on the hot seat.
EducationRe: The Cambridge Black Boys’ Photo That Went Viral! Mostly Nigerians by koolaid87: 8:41am On May 10, 2017
How dare you expect me to read this

Summarize joor!
PoliticsRe: 30 Years Remembrance Of Obafemi Awolowo, An Icon by koolaid87: 2:06am On May 10, 2017
Omashe, ile nje eniyan.

Thanks Obafemi Jeremiah awolowo for the significant roles you played in the country called Nigeria.

You gave us a vital free education, free health services, and the first television in Afrika.

We miss you, oko yeye Hannah Dideolu, Baba Omotola, Baba Ayo, Baba Tokunbo, Baba Segun.

I can't stop listening to the tribute to awo by chief ebenezer obey.

God bless gbogbo omo karo ojire.
God bless Nigeria.

✌️ I'm out
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gives Woman N3million During Church Service (photos) by koolaid87: 1:38am On May 10, 2017
Let's always appreciate the acts of giving.

E no easy.

Some ppl dey here wey dem 1 naira no fit drop, yet they're here to condemn the Man

Awon oniranu
IslamRe: Three American Lecturers In Atiku's University Convert To Islam In Adamawa. PICS by koolaid87: 1:21am On May 10, 2017
Why do I need to click on a fvcking creed before I could comment on this thread while the same thing aint acknowledged for all xtian related topics.

Why do muslims always think they are different?

They are much inclined to bash others but don't want the same thing in return. Same way they're inclined to kill when ppl utter scathing remarks about their Faith.

The aggressiveness surrounding Islam heh

You can't engage them in a peaceful religious debate, you can't ask them questions regarding their faith.

They are all fanatics!
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Donations For Her Legal Expenses On Instagram by koolaid87: 6:11am On May 09, 2017
Goldenheart:
tongue

As you lay your bed....so u lie on it.


Pst.Ibiyome doesn't take nonsense... She f4xk with the wrong pastor sad
Fvck pastor ibiyome, Fvck all his sheepy

What braintouched Kemi did was not even close to how the apostles were tormented, yet they forgave their persecutors..


One more time, Fvck Mister Ibiyome!

Na among stupid, dumb, sheepy nation una dey form gragra

I'm not, however in support of crazy kemi
FamilyRe: Father Of Two Wanted One More Child, Then Got Triplets (Photo) by koolaid87: 4:06pm On May 08, 2017
CXLVII:
You see why u foolish? Your not enlightened and I won't enlighten you.

Keep multiplying like a pig!


We won't have house maids in the society if u dont
Damn, its obvious you're one of them with no brain.

Simple question, you can't work it..

if you have more than you bargained for, what would you do?

kill some, sell some?

Kid with no ball
FamilyRe: Father Of Two Wanted One More Child, Then Got Triplets (Photo) by koolaid87: 10:20am On May 08, 2017
CXLVII:
That's why they produced low quality kids like you and worked all through there existence. Some of them even died while working!


It's simple foolishness! Come to think of it, the wealthy don't mostly multiply like pigs except the average and poverty stricken ones


People like us have learn from family line and that's why we re embedded in so much enlightment, wisdom an knowledge. It takes so much to breed quality kids u know
Yes indeed, I can tell...With you and your enlightment..lol

Olodo oshi!
FamilyRe: Father Of Two Wanted One More Child, Then Got Triplets (Photo) by koolaid87: 10:15am On May 08, 2017
CXLVII:
They won't listen,


Be producing like pigs as if they re in competition with each other about who will have most kids!


How can one live long with 5 kids to cater for
And what if you got more than you planned for

sell some?

Akindindirin
Christianity EtcRe: Long Church Service: Good Or Bad? by koolaid87: 2:39am On May 08, 2017
if na foreign church na only few hours cos most ppl will go to work. It's double pay rate on Sunday. . Lol
RomanceRe: Jilted Man Destroys His Iphone 7 After He Got Drunk (Video) by koolaid87: 12:40am On May 08, 2017
See nairalander with itara aje lol

Wetin concern you with him destroying his phone.

Na yahoo boi wey money dey ginger. Plus who dey video am if the said story is true.


Yeye, attention seeker
SportsRe: 28-Year-Old Manchester United Fan Who Died Watching Match In Calabar Buried by koolaid87: 12:36am On May 08, 2017
Hope the tunnel you passed tru leads to eternal life.

United forever!

This could have been me, could have been anyone.

sad
NYSCRe: Female Corper From Nightclub Killed In Abuja by koolaid87: 4:13am On May 05, 2017
TINALETC3:
cry if dat she had slept at home peacefully, her death wud hv been avoided,, Rip
One can peacefully die anywhere in Nigeria. Crazy nation that can't even secure her citizens.

RIP to the deceased.
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot Visits Cele Prophet, Samuel O. Oshodi by koolaid87: 1:58am On May 05, 2017
Sultty:
Prophet b like when u get there, sprinkle this around and u will know how efficient my juju be sad
It's not a must to comment on all topics.

Silence is golden
RomanceRe: Please Help On Masturbation by koolaid87: 1:55am On May 05, 2017
Nice write up!

However, it's hard to stay clean in this world of sodom and Gomorrah

The western culture has eaten so deep that everywhere you turn, you're more inclined to go back to your old ways.

May God help us all

Marioplus:
I get lots of questions on masturbation most especially from ladies -yes, ladies masturbate a lot, especially virgins. Guys also masturbate. There is no debate on that. I’m not here to argue about who masturbates most, I need to deal with a serious issue.

Sexual urge for virgins is strong. What makes it stronger is the novelty, newness, the mystery and the hear-says about sex.

Masturbation is handling/rubbing/squeezing your genitals consistently to achieve orgasm. Ladies may stroke their female-core while guys rub, massage or caress their sexual-organ. I decided to give explicit explanation because some ask me what masturbation is. Some ladies especially non-virgins use candles, banana, small bottles, sticks, dildos or whatever represents a male sexual organ and do solo sex (having sex by yourself).

From teenage upward, you will have a strong desire for sex. It’s a sure sign you are normal and capable of having and enjoying sex in marriage. In your 20s it will be stronger and intense! You may wake up feeling sexually aroused and your sexual organ will stand erect for some minutes for no single reason in the world or you become sexually aroused on seeing a curvy lady! You may start noticing shapes and curves and you have to shake your head several times to keep the image off. You may get sexually aroused on watching a romantic movie and discharge something. You check up and discover you are wet. All these are normal, you haven’t committed any sin.

So what then do you do when you get hot and Hot? Have sex? I know you know my answer and some singles will never be caught dead sleeping around, so what do they do? They masturbate! They give themselves release and personal pleasure through solo sex while claiming ‘virginity’ at the same time. Masturbation is completely wrong and not the way out. Let me explain:

1. Masturbation is not done in isolation. It is done with the IMAGE of SOMEONE in mind. It can be a lover, an EX, a celebrity, a married person, a crush, someone you like but incapable of having. You imagine having sex with them while masturbating. That is MENTAL FORNICATION

2. For ladies, while inserting all manner of objects, you may mistakenly deflower yourself and also introduce infection into your genitals and womb. It will be very difficult to convince your future partner that you never had sex with man except objects during your solo sex.

3. You kill your ability to enjoy sex in future. Millions of women don’t enjoy sex in marriage which leads to sexual frustration, adultery, lesbianism and feminism. If you are used to getting orgasm by yourself, you won’t be able to get it from your husband. If you are used to objects in your private part, you won’t have feelings for your husband’s sexual-organ. You will always think of something harder, bigger, longer, larger and completely unrealistic! Women who complain their husbands’ sexual organ is too small didn’t marry as virgins. They must have been promiscuous as singles by masturbation or having several sexual partners.

4. You will not have a good sex life as a man. You will experience pre-mature ejaculation and your wife won’t enjoy you leading to acute sexual frustration in marriage. You need self-control to fully enjoy sex and give your wife maximum sexual pleasure. A woman enjoys sex when the man can go on for at least 7 minutes before ejaculating. Because you are used to instant release from masturbation, you may not be able to go more than a minute before exploding leaving your wife completely unsatisfied and frustrated. She may close up, become frigid and stop having sex altogether which may lead to you having an affair, she having an affair or both of you having an affair. Self-control before marriage helps you enjoy sex to the maximum after wedlock. You are able to delay ejaculation, go on for a long time and have excellent orgasm while giving your wife pleasure too. That is why total virginity pays!

5. If you do not suffer premature ejaculation, you may have serious problem with delayed/ slow ejaculation. A situation where you get erection for several hours without ejaculation or orgasm. What is the benefit of sex without orgasm? Rough masturbation with your hands kills your ability to feel/enjoy sex with your wife. It is hell for a woman to be under a man who thrusts in for hours unable to ejaculate. How will the woman get pregnant? It’s the reason some women are seemingly “barren” and can’t talk to anybody out of embarrassment. Thrusting hard for so long leaves the woman sore, frustrated and hating sex altogether. You have so much to lose sexually when you masturbate. Abstaining from this degrading act helps you feel relaxed, confident, have normal sexual intercourse and enjoy the pleasures that come with sex IN MARRIAGE!

6. You start having sex in the dream with a known or unknown person (demonic entities otherwise known as spiritual spouse).

7. You feel drained, dirty, empty, useless and powerless after each act.

8. You start getting unsatisfied and begins to desire the real thing. You fantasize more about sex and start longing for the real act.

9. You get a warped view of the opposite sex. You see them as sexual objects and start having sex with anything in skirt or trousers -you become promiscuous.

10. You get damaged, hurt and broken.

11. You are at risk of hell fire!

These and more are the consequences of masturbation. They damage you and shatter you to pieces! What then should you do with your sexual urge? How do you handle the constant hunger for sex?
—-BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR
—-INVITE THE HOLY SPIRIT EVERY PASSING SECOND OF YOUR LIFE TO FILL YOUR SPIRIT, SOUL AND BODY WITH HIS OWN LIFE AND PRESENCE THEN WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF JESUS CHRIST INSIDE YOUR LIFE NOW AND THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT DRIVING EVERY DESIRE, THOUGHTS, DECISIONS, ACTIONS OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL DO THESE

1. DELETE all dirty pictures, pornography videos, sexually provocative e-books, pictures and hot, romantic movies/novels/magazines/clothes/objects in your phones/laptops/room-walls, in your room/bags/school-lockers with the CONFIDENT BELIEVE IN THE HOLY SPIRIT PRESENCE CUURENTLY IN YOUR LIFE NOW -they are powerful sexual triggers!

2. DISCONNECT your SELF from friends who say dirty, sexually provocative and immoral things/chats/text-messages AS A MATTER OF URGENCY BECAUSE THE HOLY SPIRIT COMMANDED YOU TO DO SO! Stop all sexy banters with friends (you are sexy/hot, am I not sexy/hot?, you are slaying e.t.c) and say only things that are pure, holy, needful and helpful {Phil.4:8}

3. Get busy with your life, education and career, there is more to life than sex.

4. Transmute your sexual energy: Channel your sexual energy into something great. I had a strong sex drive in the institution. I simply channeled them into my education making me the best student in my department from the second year. I was very excited and energetic. I BURNT the ENERGY on my STUDIES. I also started my ministry and was very committed as my fellowship BIBLE STUDY CO-ORDINATOR. If you don’t BURN that ENERGY, YOU will COMMIT FORNICATION/ADULTERY/LESBIANISM/HOMOSEXUALITY/INCEST/BESTIALITY.

5. Study THE WORD A LOT especially PSALM 119. When you are FILLED with THE WORD, you have NO SPACE for the devil and his demons in YOUR heart.

6. Pray and speak in TONGUES ALWAYS. THE HOLY SPIRIT SANCTIFIES YOUR WHOLE BEING {SPIRIT, SOUL & BODY} CONSISTENTLY THROUGH HIS LANGUAGE FLOWING FROM INSIDE YOU TO YOUR OUTSIDE

7. Make friends with GODLY people.

8. DELETE pornography and romantic movies.

9. Get busy in THE SERVICE OF JESUS CHRIST KINGDOM.

10. OPEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS CHRIST COMPLETELY thus “LORD JESUS CHRIST I GIVE YOU MY WHOLE BEING AND LIFE, USE ME FOR YOUR GLORY ‘ONLY’ THROUGH YOUR HOLY SPIRIT ACTIVELY LIVING INSIDE ME NOW AND ALWAYS IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME. AMEN.” HE will surely HELP you OUT.

Masturbation is wrong, bad, demonic, destructive and sinful. Avoid it and end it with speed if you are deeply involved in it. JESUS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP YOU. Call on him! God bless you.
JOIN A GENUINE FELLOWSHIP, GET COMMITTED TO JESUS CHRIST THEN EVERY OTHER THING FOLLOWS!!!
EducationRe: A Male And Female OAU Students Die (Photos) by koolaid87: 11:23am On May 04, 2017
We all gon' die one day

Live life of purpose

enjoy everyday like its your last

Be happy and peaceful with all men because you don't know who's next



RIP to the deceased

I sympathize with their loved ones and families.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Traffickers Caught In Malaysia And Interrogated On Camera (video) by koolaid87: 1:30pm On Apr 28, 2017
Foreign woman: where are you from?
You: I'm from Nigeria
Foreign woman: Of what tribe in Nigeria?
You: Igbo
Foreign women: Bye


Igbos no dey shame...

yeye people..
EducationRe: Share Your Worst School Roommate Experience by koolaid87: 12:17pm On Apr 27, 2017
ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Urgh!

You're a dirty B1tch with no soul.
And yes, you should be ashamed of yourself..

I can't phantom what seems to amuse you in this your revolting epistle

Shior!
CultureRe: I Will Continue To Hold Oba Akiolu In High Esteem - Ooni of Ife by koolaid87: 10:12am On Apr 27, 2017
vigasimple:
I am wondering what were you referring to in the bolded in your statement? Is any of Ooni's wife unfaithful and somebody took her pictures? please educate us if you can.
https://www.nairaland.com/3764064/american-man-caught-girlfriend-bed
CultureRe: I Will Continue To Hold Oba Akiolu In High Esteem - Ooni of Ife by koolaid87: 7:35am On Apr 27, 2017
This Ooni's remarks and that of the guy that took a picture of his unfaithful wife made me realize that this world ain't as bad as it seems.

Properties of Greatness is humility and modesty

Way to go Kabiyesi!
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Asked To Submit Winners Chapel Tithing Card For Employment by koolaid87: 12:09am On Apr 27, 2017
Adaowerri111:
Good prerequisite, that's how they want to run their skuul, if you can't obey God go work for Buhari, you're too small to dictate what happens in winners chapel, go look for job elsewhere
Lobatan!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Peaceful Protest Is A Human Rights by koolaid87: 9:47am On Apr 25, 2017
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CrimeRe: US Court Convicts 25-year Old Nigerian For Wire Fraud (photo) by koolaid87: 9:58pm On Apr 23, 2017
Mofos!

Running scam in the land of opportunities.

Shame on you and your fellow scammers in the United state

Once you're out of Nigeria, you have no excuse

Peace to all my husstlers for 9ja, doing whatever it takes, trying to break free
RomanceRe: Nigerian Moji Solar-Percy Marries Her Lesbian Partner In US (Photo) by koolaid87: 4:10pm On Apr 22, 2017
Duru009:
Are u straight?

Stop lying pls
I love me a nice, wet pvssy and if I ain't, I don't think it's your goddamn business.

Sit there be acting like a moral judge. Your own dey your body..

I don't think people would just kill themselves for nothing but a propaganda. It's way deeper than that.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Moji Solar-Percy Marries Her Lesbian Partner In US (Photo) by koolaid87: 4:03pm On Apr 22, 2017
[quote author=engrchykae post=55808209][/quote]Some people were born hermaphrodite, some are transgender by nature. How did they end up that way? Its not an ideology. It's a reality and unfortunately, they can't help it. You can't just hate them because they fall into a category they have no control over.

we all condemn racism when white folks use a scathy remarks about negros just because of our skin color, which we have no control over. Yet, we condemn these people. That's not fair enough.

People shouldn't be judged by their sexual preference but by the content of their character.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Moji Solar-Percy Marries Her Lesbian Partner In US (Photo) by koolaid87: 10:12am On Apr 22, 2017
Straight people should be tolerant of the LGBT folks..Logically, people need to be free to choose who they love. Why would you hate your fellow human being because of their sexual preference..

We need to understand that people don't choose who they love, it's natural..

I was born straight, and that's why I'm straight, and its hard to force oneself to be otherwise..

If all religion is based on love, then it shouldn't be hard to love people regardless of who they are and who they choose to love.


Love issue is critical and shouldn't be trivialized. Little kids that realized they're sexually attracted to their same sex commit suicide everyday because their supposed families and friends couldn't stand their sexual preference. That's Preposterous and repulsive..

Let them enjoy their freedom as much as we(straight) folks do.

God is love. So, please live and let them live
PoliticsRe: More Photos Of Victims Of Calabar Electrocution As Ayade Promises To Pay Bills by koolaid87: 2:56am On Apr 22, 2017
odafe94:
Lord please accept the soul of my fellow United fans Amen... Send the souls of the Chelsea fan that came to watch us loose to hell, Amen.. Take heart brothers it's manchester-united till we die.. RIP
Oh really? You open your mouth and something like this came out?

''Send the souls of the Chelsea fan that came to watch us loose to hell'' Just because of football?

You're so mean, and people like you deserves to be hell bound forever

Oloriburuku
PoliticsRe: 3 Appointments To Hausa-fulanis In One Day, FFK Blasts Buhari. by koolaid87: 2:39am On Apr 22, 2017
Akainzo:
You might benefit from reading up on the history of elections in Nigeria, that knowledge would surely help you a lot.
If you have the knowledge, share it, if not, park well. (NPI)
CrimeRe: Suspects Arrested By Police In Connection With Killings In Benue (Photos) by koolaid87: 11:25pm On Apr 21, 2017
Oga @ d top go bail them asap..
PoliticsRe: 3 Appointments To Hausa-fulanis In One Day, FFK Blasts Buhari. by koolaid87: 10:47pm On Apr 21, 2017
Yorubas, pls support the Ibos and let's fight for proper restructuring

Our mumu don do..

We're the only 'get along' tribe...Yet, we justify that by saying we're tolerant.

Hell No, I call it cowardice.
CrimeRe: 45-Year-Old Man Impregnates Primary School Girl, Says She's His Lover & Fiancée by koolaid87: 1:05pm On Apr 21, 2017
Pedophile
SportsRe: No Sponsor: Nigerian Paralympic Powerlifters To Miss World Tournament In Hungary by koolaid87: 11:21pm On Apr 18, 2017
If na useless things, dem go ready to sponsor..Useless people..

Na to dey pose with them loots.

Awon were

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