₦airaland Forum

4stylz:
Plans can change bro and divorce happens everyday

A girlfriend is not wife. The comparison is still a misplacement

4stylz:
Even wife can divorce, nothing stays permanent

Natural plan of wife is to last till death as two became one. There are certain punch lines exclusively for girlfriends.

Captainswag225:
so op does this mean, if ur wife says the same thing in future u will divorce her?

Wife is different from a girlfriend. Girlfriend can quit. Wife is till death and can never say those words to her hubby. If she does, something is not right.

At op, how did your girlfriend know those guys are better than you? You are in for a game of wit, skewed in her favour...Run

Those exposed boobs were the real eye-cing on the cake

pazienza:
It's funny that the same people who were shouting for Rose Uzoma sack when she was accused of employing too many Igbos without due observance of the federal character,, are the ones now saying that it doesn't matter where the appointees are from.

Biafra is a mirage? You need your head examined, you are an ignorant being, you mean our forerunners fought for and sacrificed their lives for a mirage? You need help asap.

And oh, there is nothing like being politically neutral, it doesn't exist, it's obvious from your post where your allegiance lies.
There have been many threads on NL about the the role of federal character on the cut off marks for entrance into federal unity schools, where a Jigawa candidate only needs to score 2 to be admitted, while his Anambra counterpart is required to score 139 to be admitted. I didn't see your post in any of those threads condemning such practice, instead most of the Arewa-Odua people here now telling us why we should do away with the federal character , just to exonerate their demi God Buhari, were seen supporting federal character in those threads.

Ndi ara.

Of course, I need help urgently on how to drum sense into your coconut head. Head full of hatred for Nigerians who don't support your selfish agenda.

I reiterate in strong term, BIAFRA is a dream. Until you wake up from your slumber and face reality, you'll still be led by ignorance and hate. Instead of expunging political and tribal dichotomy from your system and look within you for real change you yearn for, you are here on NL wailing and comparing yourself to forefathers who agitated for Biafra. Of course, they had a good course to fight for. But the course had been hijacked and bastardised for sectional interest in the East. I tell you this, if this is pursued, it will annihilate the Igbos. Let sleeping dogs lie, biko

charles0922:
So because ur on the opposition side the federal character is negleted? dou buhari have showned he is president of the Northern region it will help the south-east push more to actuallize their biafra

Federal character is a bullpoo . The same syndrome that took Nigeria hostage since 1960. I am politically neutral and would never support mediocre engendered by federal character. What has been the achievement of federal character since inception, absolute farce misplacement of priority. It is high time we began to give out appointments based on credibility, ability and capacity, and do away with appointments of compensation.

Forget Biafra, it's a mirage. The sooner we stop dreaming about Biafra, the better it is for the Easterners.

Even if the presidency wishes to use expatriates or his kinsmen to achieve his promises to the masses, he has my support. Who cares where appointees come from?

Is it not her life? Who cares about her life? Let her commit the suicide. I guess you a teenager. A girl feigned killing herself to justify her fake remorseful and you worry yourself out. Let her kill herself, the world does not need liars

Story has told by Ohaneze Youth Council...

You see the hypocrisy of Nigerian politicians. Same people who never believed opposition could win elections in Nigeria are now shamelessly wailing for appointments under the same government. It's best to play a strong opposition as opposition if you have the interest of your country at heart

Dude, we don't need this in this nascent dispensation. Federal character is a misplacement. The birth of mediocre.

I thought we had passed this much touted regional appointments. My take as an Easterner and politically neutral is that, if President Buhari found individual credibility among the Northerners, let him use them to deliver on his promises to the Nigerians. Any how, means necessary he wishes to employ to achieve the desired result, he has my full support. The northerners have been there, no result, Easterners, Westerners, Southerners yet no reprieve for the Nigerian masses.

Don't you think, it's sheer selfishness and a great disservice to this nation for anyone to still support appointments based on region against merits.

President Buhari, even if you find credibility among your kinsmen, use them to deliver on your promises. Posterity will judge you if you fail after 4years.

Your boss does not have the gut to tell you what he wants. From all indications, he wants you as 'surrogate father'. He seems to like your mien and would prefer you ride the wife to motherhood. You can just tactfully bring up a chat with your boss on you being a surrogate father to a friend once and ask for the moral implication of doing that. That might give him the courage to open up.

FreeGlobe:
Buhari should keep fooling himself. No amount of intimidation will deter the south east from NOT supporting Buhari. We the people of the SE will forever detest Buhari!

Madam, speak for yourself, you are too emotional to speak on behalf of the South East. Nobody or government is intimidating the South Easterners. The South Easterners will always support the 'right thing' devoid of sentiments and hate.

curtsey is a culture in Nigeria last I checked. How is Onwenu's courtesy to president Buhari a misplacement? Indeed, there was a country

Flying car you said? Why is it pictured on land? It supposed to be in the air

lalasticlala:
Comedian AY turned 37 today and he has received lots of gifts from people.

37 in clownish business or stage age? Clarify pls. Looks like he will start using walking stick at 45years

LMAO!

This thread title remains the funniest on NL. Is this true or it's sensational journalism.

How is this news? What was she supposed to do as a servant leader elected by the people? This should be anonymous deed

DICKtator:
stop being comical!!

it is a season of change!!

our President too has rebranded from a military DICKtator to a Civilian President!!

Your head is there bro. Even PDP rebrand to 'Wailing Wailers', APC rebrand to "Go Slow". It's just so interesting to watch

Era of bleeping galore for women is here. No more virgin due to female circumcision at birth

I love this country. The way Nigerians rebrand everything is out of this world...sexy born again, sexy virgin, hot mrs pastor, godly sin. I tell ya

The title of the thread said "...turn graduate...". I came in here expecting to see a very smart dude. On the contrary, I saw a fool in HD, smiling sheepishly at his stupid act.

missbehave247:
Symptoms of liver damage

Symptoms of liver diseases include weakness and fatigue, weight loss, nausea, vomiting, and yellow discolouration of the skin (jaundice)/

All ailment seem to have a common symptom. Even Ebola and AIDS have the same symptoms. Methinks, this is the reason all drugs have side effect. Doctors prescribe drugs on assumptions, not on a known ailment.

175:
This is one of Buhari's achievements lol. .

Yes, BuhAri is working day and night to create enabling environment for creative & innovative thinking. Aeroplane started off as comical toy

forgiveness:
This is called canke or kenka in Ghana, it's made of corn.

you can see how i finished it

Dude, your table culture is crass. Your finishing touches look like someone who just escaped from jail, and you dared to show this to the world. Even deep in my house I can't eat and scatter plate like you did, let alone public. Anyway, it's your life

Why not save yourself self of avoidable embarrassment by going to phone shops to buy phones than buying from road side hawkers? You could buy a stolen phone and later run into "life-changing for worst" situation. Why do we cut corners and still raise alarm of being cheated?

Indeed, there are so many kinds of people in Nigeria.

Ogbeni Rauf cannot be everywhere. His mandates to the people is more important than Ooni's burial. His Representative present at the burial sufficed.

11. Alaye

Anywhere you live comfortably is home. It does not matter where you want your kids to learn ethics. As parents, we have all it takes to mold our children to who we want them to be, irrespective of where you resides.

This thread remains the funniest I have read this week if this story is factual.

May her soul and the souls of all the faithful departed Rest in Peace.

It's unfortunate that man will never learn to live right considering the vagaries and brevity of life.

RobinHez:
Bros if na play, stop am abeg!



God's spirit will allow u do warmup before the real match??

Abi u didn't see the reason why he didn't do it?



I see people telling him "God save u", "go give thanksgiving"

This guy would have bleeped the hell out of her if he had a fucking condom!
God was never involved! Stop the Hypocrisy!!

Criticizing what you don't understand is the lowest level of intelligence. Anyway, your ignorance is excusable sir. But you still need help.

Goodbye

POWEROFPEACE:
This young lady was a sales girl at a certain amala spot close to the house were I lived. She washes her plates at the back of my window and even borrow my soap sometimes, that was how we became friends. One morning at about 6am, she knocked at my window and asked me to open the back door for her which I did and she came in.

While we were inside my room, we talked for a while and she suddenly started romancing me and I decided to play along, but I was surprise she dipped her hand into my boxers and brought out my Dick, she was about dipping it in when I stopped her. She asked why and I told her I don't have condom she replied and so, I told her I don't want her to get pregnant, she said even if she get pregnant, are there not hospital everywhere, she left angrily and never came back.

A week later, I noticed a small crowd in the area, behold when I got close, I saw her mother dragging and beating her to show her who impregnated her. That was how God saved me. I want to use this medium to advice men to be very careful when it comes to dealing with women especially young girls. Thanks.

No doubt, the spirit of God is in you. It's only HIS spirit in us that saves us from committing sin. Man in his default has no self control over sin. I need that same grace in me.

It's near impossible escaping women sexual advances, especially from a girl who has it all. Men were wired naturally to desire sensual pleasure from the opposite sex, but control is of the spirit in men.

Op, you should have given us the story as it was given to you...raw. Why removed names. The woman wanted her story collaborated.