₦airaland Forum

talktonase:
are you sure those soldiers are not chillin somewhre sippin origin...

This happened to be the funniest commentary of the month.

Nigeria is the only country where pigs fly...LOL

EveryLadY:
Hi Mr. Bucknor, My name is lilliementor.I am a business marketing interpreter,a digital marketing consultant. I support the use of a lawyer to craft the agreement. I will give you a copy of a partnership agreement I did with one of my business parteners that is similar to yours for consideration.

You can sms me your email address to 08034530864. Please include your name in your sms.

Drop your advice here let all of us learn. Nairaland is an open source App and not all offer should be profiteered. You have already used the platform to advertise your services, also give back to the society.

Like the op said, he had already contracted a lawyer, but he also need opinions here from experts and experienced business partners. Let's read yours as an expert.

You are kidding.

The hypothesis had not been solved for over 150years. How does BBC knows its been solved?. If for a centruy and more than 5 decades, no mathematicians could offer solutions, is it the Holy Spirit that just told BBC that the problem has been solved just because one man has scribbled some math related notes?

DaBullIT:
It's about punishing / cutting off the offending finger

The way I see it, it's about using Daar Com to set example of how serious libel can be and how much its remedy can incur. Decent individuals will live to learn from this.

At the end, it brings update to Law publications - In 'Tinubu vs Daar Com'

Fayose is talking trash. Even in opposition, he should know better as a member of the same govt making economic policies. I am sure, he's somewhere now fanning himself that he's making bold opposition and doing Nigerian a huge favour. In actuality, he's embarrassing himself

It's pardonable because it's coming from someone who does not understand music. He thinks, the noise they are playing in Nigeria is music

mbhs139:
... in addition. I want to believe the epistle was written by a supposedly young person, becuase they are the most vocal on socio-media, and more so on this particular medium, now, are these the youths that want to become leaders of tomorrow? Youth who are psychopathic, clannish and tribalistic in all their thinking and doing? Imagine a commentator saying it was because she's Igbo, and that's why she's being hounded. I pity this nation.

The way we are going reeks of doomsday. Unless there is total attitudinal change. It's appalling how a young person will trade is head for N1000 notes.

ALKARULEZZ:
By Ena Ofugara

BEFORE EVIL PEOPLE SAY MORE ON DEZIANI: Quick Irrefutable facts.

How does your epistle help in the fight against despicable leaders and corruption in Nigeria?

There was no need for the essay on Deziani's good. If the Nigerian govt accuses her of mismanaging Nigeria's resources entrusted in her care, she's learned enough to get her lawyers to clear her name.

I abhor sycophancy. Am not saying that's what your epistles embodies

jhydebaba:
Good one...

JJC go ever live so that smart guys can eat.

How do you explain being 'smart' and 'JJC' in this scenario?.

That's our singular problem in this country. Scam, fraud is considered 'smartness'. All untoward behaviours aimed at gaining undue advantages are acceptable by many in Nigeria. Because we are so self-complacent and refuse to see the bigger picture which will bolster up our courage to achieve that which is fulfilling now and posterity.

Our attitude determines our altitude

It is also safe to quit the relationship if you feel your partner has much time and is choking you in the relationship.

All things are best enjoyed at moderate rate

viviangist2:
APC's National Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed has resumed office the new Minister of Information and Culture. He was received by the Directors of the Ministry led by the outgoing Permanent Secretary of the Ministry, Dr. Mrs. Folasade Yemi-Esan with the new Permanent Secretary, Ayounde Adesugba.

Now, Immediate past APC National Publicity Secretary and Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohommed

Datevilme:
4. Pay your Tithe and Give cheerfully. The saying "Givers Never Lack" is one of the most accurate sayings ever. Try it and you will be surprised, it works like magic!

You made wholesome sense until you mentioned tithe. Rather, give when you can't afford to give.

But tithe will impoverish you as a low income earner. Tithe is the biggest scam in Christendom

How not to be an opposition. FFK is becoming childish, selfish, petty and absolute nuisance. In this time and dispensation, he is still thinking of compensation instead of commitment. let the best man do the job. I don't care where he comes from. Even expatriate will make my list if I can't find any credible Nigerian.

It's a Mongoose, not Hyena

IndianaJay:
We have heard you although no need to open thread because of this.

By their comments, you shall know them. Thanks for the ((acceptabilitiveness))

hrykanu231:
Nigeria 2 Mali 0

You predicted right my friend. You deserves a medal yourself

Pque:
change can never come from Pdp or Apc but change can come from Pdp nd Apc. Reason:
when there is a change in d pdp nd apc, it go a long way nd affect almost d whole country through d parastatals, sectors, organisations nd govt bodies in d country (major change) and
individual change most time affects only few people (1,2,3,4,5 people), a minor change.

It is therefore incubent that our leaders in govt from d different parties give us d major change that we all wail for in this country. People don't change easily but with d force of law nd order in d hands of d govt.

What change are you talking about coming from PDP/APC? Are they not the same PDP/AD/AC politicians who are the members of APC now?. The same set of irresponsible and selfish rulers who rule this country for over 16years now. Change is inward my friend. If you and I have not changed our orientations and embrace tolerance, we are heading nowhere. But still in the same cycle of lip-change

philGeo:
But what with CHANGE?

Change can never come from APC or PDP. Change can only come from us as citizens of Nigeria. Until we change our selfish mindset and embrace patriotism devoid of family, tribe, culture, compensation but deserving, change will continue to elude us. Each and everyone of us is the change bringer.

philGeo:
Too bad, how APC will be sacking other parties like that, is it because they are in Power or what? To bad if this story is true, because they win the presidential election, they thinks that, they are the only party that deserve everything? After attacking the PDP members, you are now after their States, APC members are Saints but PDP members are corrupt? Show me 1 Nigeria politician who is not Corrupt and i will show you people that will enter Heaven's, one principle that people easily forget is that, a friend of a Thief is thief, if you collect donation money from corrupt person you are also corrupt. CAMPAIGN MONEY.

The same impunity PDP put up in Nigeria for 16years. It's tit for tat.

This thread is not necessary. Your information is misleading.

BVN is not payment instrument or account number and can never be used to access your account or transfer your money by unauthorised user. BVN is for banks to validate the identity of its customers using Biometric information of the customer - photograph and finger print.

Even if they snatch your phone, there is no way, BVN can be used to transfer money from your account.

ebukaddon:
top 20 songs
1. CDQ Ft. Olamide – Woss Wobi (Freestyle)
2. Dr. SID – Kabiyesi
3. Patoranking – Make Am
4. Tekno – Duro
5. Harrysong Ft. Kcee, Olamide, Iyanya & Orezi
– Reggae Blues
6. Qdot – Alhaji
7. Lil Kesh Ft. Viktoh – Efejoku
8. YCEE – Jagaban
9. Skales – Lo Le
10. Runtown Ft. Wizkid – Bend Down Pause
11. DJ Xclusive Ft. Davido – Wole
12. Oriste femi Ft. Harry song – Sukus
13. L.A.X – Morenike
14. Olamide – Lagos boys
15. Pepenazi Ft. Olamide – Illegal
16. Reekado Banks – Corner
17. Falz Ft. Reekado Banks – Celebrity
Girlfriend
18. Bamiji – Keu Keuu
19. Ola Dips – Body Body
20. Timaya – Some More
Enjoy!!

I had huge expectation of seeing a music playlist.

I am hugely disappointed you provided a list of contemporary Nigerian noise. Your idea of music is terrible

Oops! I thought nowadays' lady sensual wedding attires are 21century embarrassing mode of dressing. Though the pic below depicts age long practice, this shows our women now are going back to the stone age, the only difference is technology

Life saving and investment gone in a blink of an eye. What we lost in life is more than what we acquired. Life is absolute vanity.

M4gunners:
Dis one funny die.Hunger dey wire am,u come dey tel am about economy growth.

:DLOL

Na so I si am

Photoshopped impression. The make up is not actual.

He looks stuuuuuupid

Worth bookmarking for my history class

Most bank frauds are insiders' acts.

I went to my bank sometimes early this year to do a transaction. One of the key officers of the bank approached me and asked me to do him a favour - for him to pay a certain check to my account so that I could cash the money from my account and hand to him. I had to give him a piece of my mind as his intention was not new to me. I told him that was an attempt to commit fraud, that I was disappointed in him for his unspeakable idea. He hung his head in shame and hurriedly apologise and left.

Jollyjoy:
I can use my phone to make money..

To check pregnany status
to track calls

You are probably a BB user. This feature can only be found in BBs.

Come to think of it, do you get pregnant every day?

Looks like the wife has triple bosom. She is artificially beautiful though

SUGARBEE:
The rate at which Many Nigerian University Undergraduates and students engage in unwholesome relationships is becoming really alarming.

You now find students who were sent to school by their parents to study and become something in life now engage in acts such as cohabitation and in relationships which cause them more harm than good.

Unfortunately, most schools are to blame for this. Universities in the eastern part of the country have made this cohabitation thing look like it's nothing. Why would a female student cohabit with a man "In School" with most times, she getting pregnant at the end and the man dumping her.

It may look rosy and sweet love at first in the relationship but then stepping it up to cohabiting with your partner is totally unpardonable and unacceptable! The fact still remains that you and your partner are both students and for the lady, the dire consequences would be present if you do get pregnant as you may tend to stop your education.

Nigerians need to wake up to this monster called 'Cohabitation" slowly eating away our society.

Am naturally ahead.

The bold sentences are misplacement and unnecessary. Why would you blame schools and Nigerians for this ill? Cohabitation of male/female students are strictly personal decisions. You make it sounds like it's part of our school curriculum.

There are student, who against all odd can never involve in this kind of settlement. While others will never think twice about co-habitation. Come of think of it, most ladies see co-habitation with male students as a mean out of materials and financial deficiency. A means to parasitise and fleece as long as the guy is getting punny. Each to his own

Mynd44:
Separation of state and church.

Nigeria always forget that not everyone is.Christian/Muslim and forcing people to pray alongside other faiths is a violation of their rights and also a form of intolerance

Well said. But also looking at it critically, it's safe to assert that this policy skewed in favour of everyone who is not Christian/Moslem. It's a violation of Christian/Moslem rights and intolerance to their faith and believes. It's note worthy that, Christians are the majority in Cross River State.

Cross River State govt should find a way to balance the situation without hurting any party.