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mumumugu: Keep Ex On Facebook Friend List
If you want to get your ex back by making him/her jealous, never remove them from your Facebook friend's list. This will ensure that your ex gets all the updates about your present life. Post latest photos where you look happy so that your ex gets the feeling that you are doing very well without him/her.

For a guy like me, all your tricks cant move me an inch.

I can keep you on my FB friends list, but that does not mean i am getting updates from you. I can decide to disable all updates whatsover from you while you still remain a friend. It's a simple trick.

Losers get flipped at ex's each move. Like sexskillz advised, your tricks are meant for losers.

Davluck: However, it was later discovered, following tests by the Fire Investigations UK (FIUK) team, that the phone had been previously placed in the microwave to remove water damage and this may have been the cause of the fire.

Above is the likely cause of the explosion. The battery may have been over-heated in the microwave which led to the explosion when the entire phone system cool and contracted. While Samsung is investigating the incidence, I can assure you if this young lady presses charges she is not gonna win. I have seen a Nokia phone exploded due to battery over-charged. The explosion is more of battery over-charged and not the phone.

NEPA don took light

MTN don comoted my credit

I could not help laughing when I first heard these slang from Nigerians

thorpido: Technically,it is allowed but really something is just not right about it.I've seen twin sisters get married to twin brothers but for two sisters to marry two brothers.....I don't know o.

Can't you fish far?

If twin sisters can marry twin brothers in the same family, why can't two sisters marry to two brothers in the same family? What differentiate twins from two sisters born in different days?

Life has no manual. Go for what makes you happy. Damn what people may say. Remember, every move you make, people must have something to say. Do I care?

Nice try to coverup Supereagle's insipid, boring and unprofessional soccer display while the tournament last. Checkout top ten goals of the tournament if Mikel goal is among. Beware! The opinion of TV Sports does not in any way represent the reality of Supereagle's expedition at the tournament. Oduamadi deserves this praise (check out his first goal against Tahiti), just thinking out loud.

You cant be serious!!! I thought capital punishment (firing squad) was expunged in the Nigerian criminal/civil codes. Firing squad was the trademark of the military. I have witnessed when condemned criminals were killed by firing squad during Abacha regime. It was nightmarish. It was a coincidence being there anyway.

Seem like yesterday, we were rocking the show. MJ, you left footprints that will never be erased with time. You bridged color divides with your God given talent. You are a legend, you'll continue to live on. MIP (Moonwalk in peace)

Who's bad!!!!!!!!!!

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

Here is the original version of the thread created as far back as 2011. This topic has been treated before
https://www.nairaland.com/829349/finally-psalm-23-nigerian-pidgin

Neo-XVI:
“I am not saying that Governor Fashola is not trying, but this video of a clean Lagos filled with music, smooth traffic, and recreational amenities is pure fiction,” a Lagos-based writer told SaharaReporters.[/b]

That's what it is. Growth and development in Nigeria is best picture on paper and motion pictures. An intelligent school leaver can put up a 'wow' video of his future community. How does that translate to access to opportunity and respite for the people. 2015 is just a shouting distance away, it's time to influence the minds of the people with all sort of gimmicks. All these over-hyped politicians can fool somebody but not everybody all the time. Woe to he who still believes in the Nigerian politicians and leaders.

I see, the topic mentioned of 'fantasy video'. Why was I wasting my time

She is an inspiration and a motivator. If she her disability could not hold her, I wonder what is your excuse as a physically able person. You CAN realise that dream

Kanimoe: Senate President, National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), Comrade Donald Onukaogu, and four others
died in a car crash on their way to Uyo,Akwa Ibom State to intervene on the current university of uyo students
uprising. It is learnt they died along Uyo-Ikot Ekpene road. They travelled yesternight in order to reach the Akwa Ibom State capital for their intervention this morning, but unfortunately met their untimely death.May their souls rest in peace.
There has gotta be something bout JUNE 12

If this is true, it's very sad.

sakaguchi: Its only on Nairaland people come up and write rubbish, what is "too small" in N200.
That's too much jaare, N200 everyday X 25 days in a month =N5,000 X 4 months in a semester =N20,000 almost the price for school fees, that is extortion, trust me, this money looks small outside but on campus ( campus algebra), it is much, do you even know how money flies when one is in school?
Comparing it with private university is iniquitous, private university students are by the very status of being admitted well to do. Are you telling that village boy who's mom that sells moi moi in the village square to spend N5000 on transport by shuttle, N2000 on bike, N3000 for school material before you factor in pocket money, feeding money, babes package and so on.
I'm not in Akwa Ibom not to talk of Uniuyo but I understand with this students. ASUU has made it possible for professors witj scanty managerial skills to mount that lofty seat of VC that is why all of them are systematically killing off SUG's.
SUG's these days don't represent Nigerian student instead serve as lackeys to school Management.
The Nigerian police has forever lost my respect. FOREVER!!! I have seen where protesting students in Uniabuja were
attacked by Fulani thugs and the police watched indifferently, when the students started overpowering the thugs, the police pummeled them with tear gas. Police shot a student in Uniben, now this. And the have a historic litany of gunning down innocent Nigerian students. I would have joined voices in calling for the resignation of the IG but why waste my time, he won't resign, he doesn't even know if something wrong has been committed.
PROTEST is the highest form of patriotism and this students in that ivory tower have done so, unfortunately, the, the police have proven themselves to be enemies of the Nigerian student and the Nigerian state as more students have died by the bullets of Nigerian police than by MEND and Boko Haram combined. ADEUS to those fallen comrade in Uniuyo.
Emmanuel Oche.

You are brilliant. Your comments is one of the sane comments so far. 70% of Nigerians live below a dollar daily. The 70% are among the students of this school. N100 is too much for an average students who or whose parents live on what they sale in a day. We need to consider issues objectively as adult. People at the helm of affairs in Nigeria are so insidious and selfish, making policies without careful consideration of people involved. It is sad that most Nigerians are living in denial as opposed to reality.

How can you say, N200 is too small for a student to pay for a school shuttle (acquired either through the same students or corporate donations), the fee can be subsidized for students' benefits. Beside, it was not the N200 that caused the death of 3 students, it was the irresponsible act of our Police men that pushed the rather peaceful protest to a ghastly one. We all have the fundamental right to complain and make it known we are complaining.

People blaming the death of the 3 students to mere N200 are very sentimental and emotional. I can deduce that they are trying to tell how rich and opulent they are whereas they have nothing to their names...this is the beauty of NL, faceless forum, you can pretend to be who you are not. I hope one day your life will be what you pretend it to be on NL. Impostors

samir101ng: Excuse me, which salary/job in Nigeria will give you the money to buy a $2.1M Bugatti Veyron ?

How about people owning the country's oil wells? Btw, the car does not look cool to me. I will rather cruise in my best ride - than this uncool bugatti

Maxymilliano: But how do you see the June 12 election in terms of electoral conduct and fairness?

The June 12 election because it was an open ballot and had only two parties which cut across tribal lines was one of the fairest elections ever held in this country. June 12 showed what a good government can do in an election. If IBB and Aikhomu wanted to tamper with the election, they could have tampered with the election, but they didn’t.
It was a free and fair election but what I am telling you is that the annulment that came later was the hand of Esau and the voice of Jacob. /

I reason with this man. I was scanning to see if he played politics with the above question. He is vindicated. The fairest election ever held in Nigeria. Unfortunately Abiola was not the saviour Nigeria needed. He decided to pally with IBB (the adage says, to dine with the devil hold a longer spoon). He was the victim in his own game he likes to play.

**Applaud**. I would never have thought a country like Russia would pass a bill against LGBT. This is incredibly credible.

Nice one Russian govt.

June 12 is overrated. We have moved on. Nigeria couldnt have been better with June 12 enthronement. Since independence in 1960 Nigeria has been poverty of selfless leaders. June 12 could not have been the CHANGE. Now and tomorrow is the CHANGE which is in our hands. Until we shun tribal bigotry and sectional sentiments, we will continue to be entangled with trivialities of June 12 at the expense of the bigger picture.

June 12 my foot

POLICE CAP: [size=20pt]There is no smoke without fire.[/size]Thou I do not support the lynching.

You took the word from my mouth. Jungle justice, good for her.

Monicasque: i said i was HIV positive and the fool ran

I have never heard of this. If wishes were horse.

Atheist:-D:
Not good. people might believe and that rumour might ruin your chances with a genuine lover

Good one there my friend. Most people joke with everything serious. You never cant tell the repercussion of your action

lorretta u: are you really asking that question?are u a visitor in Nigeria?where the men feel their wives are their properties.cases of husband mudering their wives is a dime a dozen.this is just one of the few cases that get taken to court.the other lady that died in my area was beaten to death by her husband cos she had the 'effrontery' to take 'his' money to buy baby food for 'their' three month old baby.
If this man is truely guilty,I suggest they not only hang him but burn his corpse as well and flush it down a pit toilet swarming with maggots and houseflies. NONSENSE.

My dear, domestic violence/wife battering is NOT a norm in Nigeria. Rather, it's an individual thing driven by certain emotional or psychological factors. Anybody can be led negatively by voices in his head.

I am never in support of death sentences. In as much as I condemn domestic violence in strong term, whether from the wife to husband and vice-versa, madam to maid to children, etc. Death sentence has never brought succour and fulfillment to the victim or loved ones. I believe in reform and reorientation of minds. Most domestic violence that lead to death occur out of self-defence. Juries/judges should be able to consider certain factors before verdict.

bcomputer101: The judge said, “Though the accused was not seen killing the deceased, I find that the accumulated circumstantial facts found proved that the accused indeed murdered his wife, Theodora Ajakaiye./

The mod confuses the subject with the news report. Mod x-check

naptu2: This is one of the reasons why a state of emergency was declared in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa (suspension of some fundamental rights).

Aturu is right, by the way. As a dogged human rights campaigner, I'm sure he will fight it all the way. I just hope that the SSS can conclude investigations on time and charge the suspects to court.

You made a valid point. Aturu, as a lawyer made no mistake. That's one of the beauties of the law. The law only suspect you for a crime, you are still innocent until proven guilty. Come to think of it, the Govt of Nigeria has not been able to charge these guys of any crime for whatsover reason known to them. Methinks, the govt is trading softly considering the connection of these foreigners. If they find anything offensive in this regard to the sovereignty of Nigeria, then the govt should do the needful. I have a problem when the govt allows the press to be the law & the jury. Allegation of this nature, is not a child's play. By and large, some of Nigeria's political juggernauts are team members to this messy situation. At the end, it will all be water under the bridge, the Nigerian style.

Why is the subject of the thread reading "Cashing Of Third-party Cheques Above N150,000 Stops Today"? Am I missing something? Since the implementation of cashless policy mid last year, checks above N150,000 tendered by a third party were not honoured at the banks. I had to devised a mean of cashing checks with N150,000+. I would ask the check issuer to transfer the money into my account while I used my mastercard to withdraw at the bank's counter - POS.

bot101: This only proves two things;
(1) You've never left the shores of Nigeria
(2) You have never tried to look up these "pseudo-whatever" on the internet.
Before posting trash next time, please do your home work.

Geez! Hahahahahahahaha! This bloke is a clown. It's very obvious you do not understand what 'pseudo' means: dictionary.com - 1. "Not actually but having the appearance of; pretended; false or spurious; sham. 2. Almost, approaching, or trying to be.

In Nigeria whoever cooks some beats accompanied with incantations is an artiste a musician, right? If I ask you now name those you considered your artiste, you'll sure name all Nigerians ( and those that happened to get their gibberish played on air are your super-musicians). Any way, different strokes for different folks, but you are better than this bro.

don-Phill:
mumu.......which noise u don make wey make wave like him.....##haters club...go kiss cobra joor

Texas.Cowgirl:
Can you two keep quiet and make this noise on a P-Circle abi na P-Cube?

tomakint: Don't you have manners?

Best to ignore. You wouldnt want to give a kid the luxury of trading insults with insults. Allow him to his tomfoolery. He cant push his opinion within a public space without exposing his sordid self.

Tomakint, I love what you wrote on your thread "The Good 80s: Just What Is Your Taste In MUSIC". You were very objective in that post. It's my approval of your sophistication and knowledge of good music. Cheers bro

tomakint: Nice and mature submission from you, please feel free to visit that thread I quoted in my post to you and let me see your contributions

Will checkout what you got there bro. I thought it was just me.

tomakint: My brother I am in your shoes too, I just wondered how we suddenly nose-dived from listening to good music then and what I call 'decorated noise' these days it's that shameful! That's why I created a thread classifying music then (especially in the 80s) to now; https://www.nairaland.com/1026662/good-80s-just-what-taste

Don't mind all these docile Nigerians that allow themselves to be fed with poo every now and then. The era of music in Nigeria had far gone. The legacy was not left behind. What we have now are noise-makers and scammers that a few Nigerians have been tilted to largely due to 'sympathy' (it has no value, but the guy involves is a Nigerian, let go for it). Utter crap! That same docility of Nigerian is the reason we are still living in fool's paradise to the luxury of our leaders. Our leaders have realised we accept poo with open hands without questions. I only see 2% of talented musicians in Nigeria.

Nigerians enjoyed being scammed and cheated out of their little rays of sunlight. They are so use to generator noises they longer recognise good music from a sane mind.

I am outta here

I-B.:
3. "Azonto" by WizKid (Nigeria)
The title derives from a popular dance movement in West Africa, originating in Ghana. The dance involves traditional African moves like knee bending and hip swaying, combined with wild, complex hand movements that supposedly mimic everyday activities.

You are kidding right?? Plagiary given recognition? Nigeria is full of jokers and worst colonialists. I keep saying, NCC (Nigerian Copyright Commission) is a joke. Their hypocrisy of fighting piracy is one of the most confused moves I have ever seen/heard. Fighting to protect pirated materials from being pirated...they are jokers. I wont be surprised if the Psquare garnished Azonto (Alingo) is recognised for creativity. Why is originality lacking among Nigeria's pseudo-artistes? Awww! they are pseudo...that's the word.

Let Nigerians continue to delude themselves that these guys got talent. Thank goodness I am never a fan to noise rubbish in the name of music

SLIDE waxie: so, u couple now combine banning abi? Like u sit at the dinning and discuss the next victim.

Ogugua: sexkillz dear

Sexkillz: yes honey.

Ogugua: guess what?

Sk: what?

Og: i finally banned that b!tch today!

Sk: which one? Idowu?

Og: no o. Idowu is my frnd na. That one dt posted the porn pix that sent u into 'aggro' and u nearly fucck the maid.

SK: that's grt! The devil want to use dt girl for me o!

OG: i gave her 10.

SK: that good dear!

Og: are u not going to punish her too?

SK: ha. I will if u wnt me to. I'll giv her 21days!

OG: aint dt too harsh?

SK: nothing is too harsh for the devil

Hahahahahahaah!!!! Classic bro

I dunno the reason(s) most people claim to be in love, but never see the maturity in talking to a partner (who out of the fact they couldnt continue the relationship), why it's ok to let go and move on. The truth is, if you were in love with that person, why feel so excited hurting the person more by walking away without a word (as coward) and feeling satisfied with yourself?. By talking to your partner and explaining why you cant continue will definitely boost him/her to move on, and i tell ya that friendship continues on agape level, you can never tell where your paths will cross again. Relationship should not make us enemies after breakup but friends continua. Relationships are not meant for immature and feeble-minded people.

I think, it's sheer maturity, making a breakup memorable. It aflame the candle of friendship. Peace!

For the first time in a long time, she dresses beautifully. I thought dressing and exposing her cleavages is her only trademark.

This is big comic relief from the recent story of two pseudo-Nigerians who beheaded a British Soldier. Op thanks for this news, so that we can take our minds off the negative vibes of Nigeria

Mad Cow: See as ehn humble..

If to say na today Nigerian Police arrest am, this picture for look something like this;

[img]http://4.bp..com/-1qfBaAEUq4o/UUx4mSJ-AbI/AAAAAAAAPEM/qgJ7evejyPE/s400/nigerian+police+arrest+abuja.jpg[/img]

_{**Oba shouting OGHENE BIKO all the way**}

My Goodness See as they bundle this guy like a stubborn he-goat. They don't give a damn about him. they give him serious monkey jacket

Iaz93: Ifa hear! Resist wetin? Read the post again. One thing led to another. They even kissed. Atleast she didn't force him to kiss na. Maybe the boy even helped the woman to remove her underwearz. A boy of 16 go ft rape sef.

Do'y really think the boy made the first move on his step-mom when the whole affair started? Methinks, he was seduced from onset, before he uped his game and harmonised. My verdict still stands, the woman is to blame.