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RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by Koolking(m): 6:22pm On Dec 02, 2014
BBSMB: BlackBerry and Social Media Babes - getting serious on social media doing nothing but copy and paste posts and gossips

Telemundo Babe: Staying glued to TV sets wanting the life of Diego and Paloma and Kim Kardashian. They are typical lazybones and never get a life.

RCB: Recharge Cards Babes: Always soliciting recharge cards from you but never call you only flashes.
PhonesRe: Lumia 730 Captures Selfie With 1,151 People (Picture) by Koolking(m): 2:47pm On Nov 24, 2014
The ladies image was cropped and placed in the background; or prolly photoshopped. Don't get fooled
Christianity EtcRe: DOPPELGANGER: Is It Factual Or Tale? by Koolking(op): 8:34am On Oct 16, 2014
itstpia1:
Check this thread:



https://www.nairaland.com/1135933/look-alike-strangers

And yes, seeing a doppleganger of someone you were close to, usually means your enemies have got a lock on your position and are ready to strike.


There is nothing esoteric about doppleganger, the phenomenon is simply reflecting the fact that you're being monitored closely by people who want to destroy you.


Its not rocket science- most people are too busy with their daily lives to realize others are doing nothing but study them and the families they come from
Christianity EtcRe: DOPPELGANGER: Is It Factual Or Tale? by Koolking(op):
bolaino:
Lol, funny, I guess you've watched vampire diaries.
Never watched VD. This happens to be one of many spiritual experiences of people. I brought it here to gauge if this experience is isolated or it happens for real.
Christianity EtcDOPPELGANGER: Is It Factual Or Tale? by Koolking(op): 6:21pm On Oct 15, 2014
Doppelganger is a ghostly double of a living person that haunts its living counterpart.

I am a believer of virtually nothing but God. I have heard mysterious stories of the living being stalked by their ghostly self. A friend shared a story on how a girl was delivered from the shackles of this mystery. I dismissed her story with levity. On a second thought I was inclined to read more online, I found this on Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppelg%C3%A4nger

I maintained that there is nothing like doppelganger. I know NL is full of spiritualists and prophets/prophetesses, let someone share his/her experience on this.
Music/RadioRe: I Wrote A Song For Rihanna – Wizkid by Koolking(m): 5:40pm On Oct 10, 2014
hensben:
u and those wey like your post na big mugu for using the word 'monkey'
You are welcome!
Music/RadioRe: I Wrote A Song For Rihanna – Wizkid by Koolking(m): 3:48pm On Oct 10, 2014
Who born this monkey? What does he know about music? Does he think music is noise they are making in Nigeria.

Is this dude this desperate for attention?
CelebritiesRe: Google Explains Why It Shutdown Linda Ikeji's Blog by Koolking(m): 2:29pm On Oct 09, 2014
Feeding fat on other people's sweat without acknowledging them is a violation of moral and ethical laws, it should be condemned and sanctioned in strong terms. Either Linda Ikeji is living in denial or she is just not educated

SMH at most Nigerians pseudo-educated mentality
CelebritiesRe: Google Explains Why It Shutdown Linda Ikeji's Blog by Koolking(m): 2:28pm On Oct 09, 2014
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CelebritiesRe: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by Koolking(m): 6:21pm On Oct 08, 2014
Why are peeps hating on haters. Who are these haters btw? Come to think of it! She deserves it. For the fact that she is not paying for the space, she abused the privilege given by Google to write stuffs that are untrue about peeps. Who knows how many reputations she has succeeded in smearing using the free space. What positive impact has lindaikeji. brought to bear on Nigerians? If she was making millions from her free blogspace as people alleged, she should not be bothered by Google taking down her blog space. She should be challenged to host her own server like NL or buy a domain name which cost a peanut. Google is doing it for the best.
PoliticsRe: Shekau Appears To Be Alive In Newly Released Video by Koolking(m): 3:34pm On Oct 02, 2014
Nigerian govt thinks war on terrorism bokoharam and executive corruption will be won by press propaganda...hell no. Truth and proactive intervention will set the path for justice and peace.
Jobs/VacanciesExperienced Accountant/financial Analyst Needed by Koolking(op):
We are a growing ICT company, building a world class corporation. We are in need of an Accountant/Financial Analyst with value propositions - who can help arrange our financial records and proffer financial advice for strategic business decisions. He should be matured (preferably 40+) with strong handle in Sage and able to function independently. There is no salary range. We believe in round table decision with interested parties.
Interested person (male) should forward his resume to sgsltd2014@gmail.com
Jokes EtcRe: These Signs Made Me Laugh. by Koolking(m): 6:16pm On Sep 28, 2014
Imagine the lies employees tell their bosses just to take casual leave

PoliticsRe: US Blocks Nigeria’s Purchase Of Chinook Helicopters From Israel by Koolking(m):
chinazaekperem2: you are right though but how does this change the fact that US isn't willing ti help nigeria and they are actually acting like an enemy?
The reason it's madness pallying with your enemy. A country that has emphatically predicted the secession of the pseudo-federating enclave called Nigeria. America will do everything for their prediction to come to pass. Boko Haram may be one of the conspiracies. I won't be surprised. Why is Julian Assange declared an American "fugitive" (fugitive in quote)? Because he knew too much, too much to destroy US and her conspiracies to have unbridled control over African polity.

What do you expect from the west? You can never get any meaningful assistance from the west on a platter of gold. You can only trade with your sovereignty. It is high time we started looking inward, minding our own business and learning to solve our problems our own way. After all, we have all it takes to put our house in order. Our government will never learn due to insatiable greed of our politicians. A day of reckoning will soon come.
PoliticsRe: US Blocks Nigeria’s Purchase Of Chinook Helicopters From Israel by Koolking(m): 12:16pm On Sep 23, 2014
The Pentagon and the White House are right about their refusal to sell the 'menace of a bird' to Nigeria. On a very thoughtful approach, this is a challenge to Nigerian graduates, especially those who graduated as engineers; to sit their lazy a$$ down and think on how to make impact in this country and the world. I know a lot of peeps will argue about enabling environment in Nigeria. Cm'on folks, when there is a will, there is always a way. It's absolutely disheartening seeing graduates exerting their energies playing 196 bet instead of exerting the same energy on realistic ventures. Even when some of them have the opportunities to turn things around for better, they prefer short cuts, erroneously believing that depravation is way to go in Nigeria. Everybody wants to get rich without commensurate effort at creating wealth. Is education worth the time in this country? Where is our future?

Christianity EtcRe: Is The Expression, "God Helps Those Who Help Themselves Biblical"? by Koolking(m): 3:33pm On Sep 21, 2014
The phrase was coined by Benjamin Franklin. He was one of the founding Fathers of America. Infact, some Historians refer him as First America.

You can never find the phrase in the bible. The bible in other, emphasizes on work and prayer as elements for reward, hence the phrase, giveth not food to a lazy man.
Foreign AffairsRe: Scotland Scottish Referendum: Voters To Reject Independence - BBC by Koolking(m): 5:11pm On Sep 19, 2014
bushdoc9919: Well, the stans were already semi-autonomous in the good old Soviet union....and they broke away because thanks to oil price drops, Mother Russia could no longer afford to feed the little bear cubs wink

As for Scotland...there were the economic considerations....many companies were threatening to pull out, the oil that it relies on may run out in a few decades, and crucially, Scotland may lose funding for things like its healthcare if it went alone.

Second, there was the big picture. Scotland wanted to join the EU....and Spain (facing at least seven separatist movements) was poised to say no. Not being in the EU means that if Scotland wanted to sell or import things from the EU it may have to do so at higher prices...because not being in the embrace of Brussels means that all those free borders things do not apply at all. So, long story short...exporting and importing goods into Scotland would be expensive.

Third, those chaps at Whitehall would not let Edinburgh keep the GB Pound. And no pound means new currency...with all the risks entailed. And since Scotland does not have much to export (apart from oil)...the value of any new Scottish currency would fall at the first flotation. Leading to the Scots economy going south.

(Applying this to dear old Naija....that's why Biafra cannot secede from Nigeria...because it means that prices of foods go up...especially as most of the food eaten in the SE comes from the Nawth. And that is why the Nawth , the Middle Belt or the Southwest cannot split from Nigeria because they rely on oil too much...and on some food products like palm oil from the South[and yes...this is a rough idea before anyone jumps on me]).

[b]Self determination is good...a great idea....but you have to make sure everything else lines up. Many old soviet republics(the ones that have no oil) are not doing welll...which is why some of them are seeking economic union with Moscow or Brussels (which is what the war in Ukraine is all [/b]about....).
I gerrit bro. Succinctly, you can never compete meaningfully or ensure everything you need to survive lines up while under a master. Until you break free from the control of your master, you can never realise your ultimate potentials and self worth. Scotland and UK (as a union) are moving in a circle, they will soon come back to the same starting point, but it be with a very high price.
Foreign AffairsRe: Scotland Scottish Referendum: Voters To Reject Independence - BBC by Koolking(m): 2:22pm On Sep 19, 2014
bushdoc9919: Not exactly

The Scots already have some form of independence....they have control over education, health and sports....and they have a National Assembly as well as cultural rights.

The main reason why the motion failed was because Scotland 1)would not have been allowed to join the EU...thanks to Spain 2) Many companies threatened to pull out of Scotland if independence went ahead 3) Scotland's oil will run out in a few decades.

Plus...independence would have meant that the Queen still remains the Queen of Scotland. The SNP also wanted to keep the Pound(the UK said no).

Plus....Scotsmen have equal chance of becoming PM of England (Gordon Brown, and even David Cameron are Scots, or of Scottish descent).

Independence is not an easy road. You better have your ducks lined up in a row.
"Independence is not an easy road"...agreed. But in the long run, it's worth the effort. If countries like Azerbaijan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan can stand as sovereign countries, why wouldn't Scotland? There is more to the 'No' we are not leaving than meet the eyes. Great Britain is afraid of backlash of secession. Their power at the UN Security council would have diminished if Scotland had seceded. Of course, Scottish secession would have been the biggest embarrassment of David Cameron. The referendum was well managed.
Foreign AffairsRe: Scotland Scottish Referendum: Voters To Reject Independence - BBC by Koolking(m): 10:11am On Sep 19, 2014
The Scots just blew their chance of being free from Colonialists. Another Chance will come but with a high price. They should be ready to pay the price.
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Koolking(m): 7:13pm On Sep 17, 2014
prettythicksme: I have handsome male guys who do silly stuffs
Different strokes for different folks. Not entirely male (handsome) thing, but desperate folks do silly stuff. Your assertion is purely subjective.

Cheers
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Koolking(m): 6:47pm On Sep 17, 2014
prettythicksme: no guy dare hit me**prettyrhicks me never
How did you then come to that conclusion? Would never admit if I were you. You are sure pretty...thumbs up
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Koolking(m): 6:17pm On Sep 17, 2014
prettythicksme: most handsome guys are brokers cheaters good in yanshing,gay etc
I guess, you have been hit. Irrespective, you will still kill to be with one.
BusinessRe: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by Koolking(m): 6:04pm On Sep 17, 2014
yusufu16: [size=16pt]check the 10 Biggest Forum in the World

http://www.wealthresult.com/2013/08/top-10-biggest-forums-on-internet-and.html[/size]
Thank for link. Was scanning my bookmark list for it.

BusinessRe: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by Koolking(m): 5:50pm On Sep 17, 2014
Most Nigerians still don't get it. The comparison between LIK and NL is extremely flawed. Each to it's own.

I said it again, NL is not basically for profit making. It's a community, a forum for topical issues with anonymous members. The owner enjoys sheer anonymity and might worth far more in monetary term than LIK. LIK on the other hand is a sensational/romour-centric blogger who makes the loudest noise and enjoys being heard, all at amassing extreme profit from her folly. NL outclass, out-value and will outlive LIK in all ramifications. Whoever takes a rumourmonger serious is too gullible to learn objectively.

LIK will always tell you she bought a million Dollar car, whereas it's all make-believe. Did you know, that's all what LIK is all about? Sensational news and gossips for you to relish and talk about. A desperate politician or societal woman can bait an expensive car on LIK just for her to smear the reputations of an opponent on her blog. I tell ya, LIK is a pro for this kind of business. How sensible is that?

Until the OP share LIK's bank statement here to prove her worth, he is just naive and will believe anything from LIK as an ardent fan.
HealthRe: BREAKING: South African Ebola Patient Arrested At Lagos International Airport by Koolking(m): 4:58pm On Sep 11, 2014
ceo4eva: DailyPost has just been informed that a South African woman identified as Folswe Elizabeth Maria has just been arrested at the Lagos International Airport after showing signs of the dreaded Ebola Virus Disease.

Operatives at the airport arrested the woman when she disembarked from the Air Morok flight.

After a quick virus test was conducted on her, report says she showed positive result and was immediately arrested. She was from Casablanca in Morocco.

Our Airport source said she was quarantined and taken away almost immediately.

http://dailypost.ng/2014/09/11/breaking-liberian-ebola-patient-arrested-lagos-airport/
This sounds like sensational journalism considering the bold phrases. SMH for some our news reporting.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 11 Weird But True Facts by Koolking(op): 10:00am On Sep 10, 2014
Mod, pls move this thread to the frontpage. These are weird facts of life worthy of note.
HealthRe: Top 10 Bizarre Uses Of Toothpastes by Koolking(m): 12:59pm On Sep 09, 2014
yuzjet: 6. Removing Pimples and Blemishes:
As surprising as this may sound, it is very effective against acne and other skin irritations. We have all looked for simple home remedies for acne but have always overlooked toothpaste as an option but in reality, it is probably one of the fastest ways to get rid of pimples. Just a small amount of it on the area could remove the blemish within a few hours. Just follow the link and you will be left without pimples for sure. Best method of application is to use it overnight. Apply the paste to the pimple before sleeping and wash it off in the morning. The toothpaste dries and removes all the impurities remaining in the skin.
This sounds like a good tip. Will experiment and share the result
Nairaland GeneralRe: 11 Weird But True Facts by Koolking(op): 2:41pm On Sep 02, 2014
Infomizer: Lisa couldn't have 'slept' with all of em.. Technically speaking...
They only penetrated a few times and left the queue...

#JustSaying
I bet she shared bed with all of them at once. Each man *ummed off before leaving. The record can only be measured by the number and simultaneity of the various *ex acts, such as **ginal, *nal or *ral *ex or double penetration.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 11 Weird But True Facts by Koolking(op): 2:23pm On Sep 02, 2014
Nairaland GeneralRe: 11 Weird But True Facts by Koolking(op): 1:18pm On Sep 02, 2014
marieolae: wow..for her mind now she has accomplished something so great!
I tell ya...that's what up. Oyibo with their foolishness in HD
Nairaland General11 Weird But True Facts by Koolking(op): 12:53pm On Sep 02, 2014
1. Forget about Lech Walesa, Pope John Paul II and vodka for a moment, Poland’s real claim to fame is that, two of its energetic young women were holders of the "World Bleep Record" in 2002 and 2003 respectively. Klaudia Figura (had sex with 646 men in a single day) and Marianna Rokita (had sex with 759 men in a single day)—she chose to do her country proud at the Eroticon festival in Warsaw. Alas, the mantle then passed to an American, Lisa Sparxxx, whose feat of having sex with 919 men in a matter of hours was achieved in 2004.

2. Most of The Laughs You hear in comedy and funny movies today were actually recorded in the 1950s.This Means a lot of the people you hear are dead people.

3. An American Pornographic actress, Lisa Sparks, holds the record for Being Intimate with the most guys in a day. She slept with 919 guys in a single day.

4. There exists a dating site for ghosts called ghostsingles. Its slogan is "exclusively for those who have passed away but not gone away". If you doubt me go to www.ghostsingles.com and see for yourself. If you're looking for love, and you're dead, Ghost Singles is the site for you. Dozens* of singles have already joined, and the singles' chat is available 24/7 for your enjoyment. This is a free dating site, if you qualify, so don't hesitate! Join today!

Please note: no marriages have ever materialized from Ghost Singles. Relationships, sure, but seriously, have you ever tried getting a priest to solemnify your unholy union? So don't bank on finding your spouse - just your match for eternity. Chat, date, and have fun with other post-life singles. If you undead or living dead - zombies or vampires, you are not accepted.

5. The chances of you dying on your birthday are actually higher than the chances of you dying any other day.

6. Eminem's mother sued him for 10million dollars because he made offensive remarks about her in songs but she only received 1600 dollars.

7. In Colombia, kidnapping is such a normal phenomena that a separate radio station is kept for messages sent by parents to kidnapped children.

8. Male sea slugs cut off their joystick after being intimate and grow a new one before a new mating session.

9. Xbox, Wii, playstation and all other game consoles are banned in china since 2000 but they are all made in China.

10. There exists a book titled "everything a man knows about a woman". It has 100 pages all of which are blank. It is a best seller too.

11. In Japan, napping at work is viewed as fatigue from working hard and it is completely acceptable. Employees fake it to look committed.
Moderator, pls move this post to room most suitable.

Moderator, pls move this post to appropriate section.
EducationRe: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For TNRI Scholarship by Koolking(m): 6:34pm On Sep 01, 2014
This is a noble initiative. Let's make it work

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