₦airaland Forum

cutedharmee:
You definitely don't know what you're talking about madam. Only if she's going for cesarean section is when it's part of nurses procedure to prepare her. That's how one delivered and was discharged. Only to return for checkup with her husband and pad used to pack her vagina for over 2week is still inside and already turned black with very bad smell.. her claim is she wasn't told to remove the pad ! For over two weeks? The smell was so bad to the extent that d room has to be cleaned with Jik, air freshener sprayed and doors opened for fresh air. Abeg the females can do better on their personal hygiene and the Midwife is actually right on this.

I don’t believe this nonsense that you wrote up there.

Pads were used to ‘pack’ her Vj for over two weeks??!! So she never washed or bathed within this two weeks?? She didn’t pee within this period or she had urinated and continued to pack up with the dirty pads??

Oga calm down.

Hemanwel:
Of all the things to advice a woman in labor on, this is all she could come up with?

Imagine a baby coming out from a bushy private part; it would mistaken itself landing in the Amazon forest

That baby will be a bush baby and will probably grow up to be a bush man.

I love hairs though. You can call me a bush man.

Sucre6:
Y'all be eating okpa prepared by Gbagyi women 😂😂😂😂

By the time una eat okpa from enugu state, y'all will change your mind, okpa is a whole protein food, rich in vitamins and very tasty when prepared by an enugu woman, when it comes to Okpa, leave it to the Enugu women, nah their birth right 😎

Respect to okpa Enugu but if you want correct tasty Okpa…go to Ekwulobia roundabout or park Ekwulobia or Eke Ekwulobia. You’ll confess and give testimony.

Bukola94:
LOL, na accent we go chop, the only thing I see about British school is facilities, environment and standard of education

What else are you looking for then? If you have access to high standard of education, highly trained teachers, great facilities and friendly environment, what else do you need to excel?

I am sad that we criticise without trying to replicate these standards. Have you seen our classrooms, hostels, toilets and other facilities?

Incumbent governments waste money preparing for the next election, build substandard flyovers, bribe ignorant populace by building churches and mosques for them while their children are sent overseas to study.

Have you been to our hospitals? God forbid you fracture your bone, it’s either local bone setters or you’ll go to a private clinic when we should be boasting of highly trained orthopaedic surgeons working in highly equipped and advanced orthopaedic hospitals.

Don’t blame the British for taking advantage of our ineptitude, blame our government which has failed to provide all these.

agulion:
So Nigeria has inter state hunters? Even in the face of worsening security, Nigeria is never one country and can never be one

I don’t believe those guys were hunters. The incident was unfortunate but it was dastard behaviour travelling in a vehicle with weapons like the deceased.
People like the above were intercepted in Enugu state many years ago during Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi’s administration. They were travelling in a Zamfara state government vehicle. It was police that stopped them and it was a front page news here in nairaland. Those guys claimed that they were hunters.
It wasn’t long after that, there was massacre in an Enugu state town…with Ugwuanyi asking people to pray to God for protection.

As sad as the Uromi incident was, those people were not hunters, if they were, they were more than bush meats hunters.

There have been numerous incidents of Fulani bandits shooting in the dead of the night or very early in the morning, villagers would get confused, run out and get hacked down with axes and machetes.

….

24errand:
It’s normal Obi is from Igbo tribe I don’t expect anything short. They don’t love Yoruba and they don’t hide it right from Zik time, reason they don’t vote Yoruba

Remi Tinubu is your mama and the only mama that you have.

True or false

AmiableMosquito:
Those students were just catching cruise; there's no deeper meaning to it.

Even as an ardent supporter of Asiwaju and most of his policies, I will not accept one overzealous MC (who probably was paid a little extra than he would normally earn per show) to be telling me "I don't have another mother apart from Remi".

I detest sycophancy passionately. I love Jagaban, I do not need to extend that love to his wife especially when I have not seen any much impact she has made herself. Also, I know my mother and no woman -alive or dead- can be compared to her.

Even as a Jagabanist, I would have responded in melody the same way those nurses did. We can support our leaders objectively without obnoxious sycophancy and ass licking.

That said, to me, this remains pure cruise and of course, rejection of sycophancy, which is very much in place. The writer is clearly an overthinker who thought he did something with his classical poetry and ambiguous lexicon.

God bless you. I wish I could like the above many times.

VnAhunnaPl:
They were not singing any protest song, they were just being mischievous and disrespectful.

It was not mischievous and disrespectful. There was no mischief in their choruses neither did they disrespect Remi Tinubu.

Their response or chorus were simply a ‘back to sender’ response to the sycophant leading the song.

They didn’t mention the name Remi Tinubu.

The song was composed by a sycophant and the students responded appropriately to him.

smartlad:
I hv never earn 200k in my life

It shall be well with you….say Amen to that.

Where’s the ambulance/paramedics?

What kind of first aid/resuscitation were they giving him hitting at his body and chest like that?

Where are the team doctor/medical team and stadium medical staff?

These people can’t administer basic first aid

24 cups of garri was N1 in 1979

masterfactor:
Good one from Reno, he speak with fact. People from the east love to dominate anywhere they go, what they benefit in other people's location, nobody benefit it in their own region. For example,

1. They don't sell land to outsiders, if same treatment is given to them, they shout marginalization.

2. Market in the east where hausa dominate, they still want to be market chairman.

What has this got to do with people from the East?

El Rufai isn’t from the east. The corper who vented her anger online and called Lagos smelly isn’t from the East.

What’s this about?

gawu1:
He mentioned Igbo because they are the chief complainants in Nigeria. If Wike had not waded into the matter in time to correct the wickedness of that so-called executive secretary, the next thing we would hear is one Igbo man on the radio wailing about how Wike destroyed his house and compensated with 75,000 naira only

He mentioned Igbo because Igbo landlords in this context represents non Indigenes and apparently the FCDA man was discriminating on ethnicity.

SouthSouth1914:
Absolute power corrupts absolutely!

Wike is a despicable human being in my opinion but I’ll give him the thumb up on this.
If Mr Dauda the FCDA boss is shortchanging people, he should be investigated and punished if found culpable.

I support Wike on this.

Where’s Righteousness or Righteous?? Why hasn’t he said anything?
I’ll come back when he has said something.

BTW, the black must be gay. How can you stand na ked with a woman looking at each other directly and at such proximity snd his D is awake blocking the way like an arm barrier I don’t get this.

I thought Tuface was tall. I’ve always assumed that he was at least 6ft 2 with athletic legs.

Why does he look like those mouthy and cursing El Rufai kids with Chinese chopsticks legs.

He looks like someone who had diarrhoea for 2 weeks.

timilehin007:
somebody should clear me pls cuz I don't understand....how somë people will just be advising a player to join a a particular team when that team never showed interest...can Lookman choose to join and then join Chelsea at will when Chelsea didn't initiate the deal themselves?

Did you read the story? Did you read what he said…….If he was a sporting director or manager at Chelsea…..

Did you see that line?

yarimo:
Only few Nigerians knows how to press IPOB mumu bottom 🤣 IBB well done

IBB has lived life to the fullest. He’s been there, done that.
What does he gain by trying to patronise Igbos?…nothing?
He has told his story. If you have issues with his accounts…you can make your opinion known.

SalamRushdie:
Nightlife in UK has become dangerous waltz

The incident didn’t happen in the UK.

UltraSolid:
@OP.

Only fools take the IPOB lot and Obidients, aka headless mob, seriously.

Shame on you.
Your problem can’t be cured even you attend counselling from the best motivational speaker, psychologist or psychiatrist.

LegendHero:
lol you have to pity the Obi people, they are minority in politics so they will need to hide behind one majority tribe to amass value.

Even if El-Rufai was the one that mud Ojuku, the moment they see he is anti-Tinubu like this, they will forget all his past and queue behind him.

El-Rufai can’t even control his state as of now, he is just as useless as the Obi people in the scheme of power.

Even the ethnic sentiment he is trying to wield is not working, he is just like an orphan online whose only allies are his biological kids. Every other Northern bigwig ignored the dwarf.

Like Tinubu, like Diya, like Legendiddiot. Are you guys ok?
Why are you always scared of the fulanis?

I if this is PTSD, better go for counselling. Diya was scared to death in front of Abacha, Tinubu your god not only defended the killers of Pa Fasoranti’s daughter but he made the infamous statement, “where is the cow”? then tried to stupidly bring Igbos to confuse perpetual slaves like you.

You are doing exactly the same thing here everyday. Who the hell is Reno Omokri or El Rufai?
Which Obi’s people are supporting him?

Mister face your fears or allow it to destroy you. Mentioning igbox a million times won’t cure your generational fear of the fulanis.

Leave Igbos alone. It’s embarrassing. There was a video of northerners killing and mutilating the body of one of your brothers in Lagos. You couldn’t face your fears instead, you brought Igbos in to deal with your trauma….Sultan wants to introduce sharia in your towns, instead of opposing it and calling sultan out, you were shouting Igbos all over the place… Are you ok at all??

Reno and El Rufai are dancing naked but your own concern and focus is Igbos.

I’m beginning to believe that people like are actually cowards.

babadey:
Before she came, harry was the baby Prince of Queen Elizabeth. He was in harmony with everyone. He and his brother were 5&6....always seen together (even after William got married)....and then came à woman...and everything turned up side down.....

Pulling à king-to-be by the nose.......

That is a jezebel spirit

The late Queen Elizabeth wouldn’t had been the queen if her late uncle had not ran away to the USA with an American divorcee. King Edward VIII said no to his throne and crown when an American woman who divorced her first husband and in the process of divorcing her second offered him sweet pinky.

There’s something about American women that the British royals can’t resist.

Megan Markle divorced her first husband before marrying Harry. Harry couldn’t resist her vinyasa moves.

Wordsfrombimpe:
That’s my teeth Sir

And I am already pretty with the teeth and I don’t use filter

You mean you didn’t edit your lips and teeth?

You are unique madam.

Silentgroper:
Could you not smile with your teeth out .. I think you'd look a lot prettier that way ...

She might be a lot prettier than that.
Maybe she used some AI stuff to edit her face and it affected the display of her dentition.

I’ve never seen any human with one big buck tooth or one central incisor, normally there should be two incisors but she has one located in the middle of her mouth. It’s not real. It can’t be real.

MufasaLion:
Adding "the First Daughter of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)." in the letter is so irrelevant. We don't need that information. Your position as the market leader is enough to get the attention of the king.

She couldn’t spell daughter correctly. She wrote ‘duaghter’.

Rapmoney:


Why do you think so?

Pelvis and pubic rami

Acekidc4:
Who is the Accountant calculating it🤔 Rubbish Fake misinformation!!

Oga calm down…The Nigerian army and police make nothing less than N100,000 at each check point every day in the south east.

Except for the big puffy nose, I’d mistake her for a Japanese.

I wish her well and I hope she grabs enough Arab/oil money before she hangs her boots.

BloomingDale:
I wanted to comment until I saw the woman in the pic, and almost threw up because of her skin. I don’t know why Yoruba women like to bleach. Please put graphic next time as I was eating.

I just thought about it and I think the bleaching problem is mostly women from all ethnic groups in Nigeria. How I wish they can introduce a death sentence for all bleachers. Just hang them under the hot sun till they perish by a slow, very painful and agonizing death.

Stop being silly. That woman is fair in complexion and there’s nothing wrong with her colour and skin.