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Bad belle ...

Sure you'll get it...by ONLY ONE of the following:

1. You made a FIRST CLASS in the University (and the BEST graduating student in the history of your school)

2. You don turn OKPO, ASH^WO, PRO$TITUTE...

3. Waiting for a miracle that will NEVER occur...

4. Continue to deceive yourself...

Reminds me of the good old days...

FraNKAPP:
I'm frustrated. This is the third time that I'm facing this issue. I don't know what I did to my village people. �

Why is it that anytime I cook Egwusi soup, the soup will divide itself into two? The egwusi/vegetables/ingredients will go one side and the water will go the other side. Out of frustrations, I have finished the meat and I'm about to get rid of the soup now. I don't know what else to do. I'm frustrated.

Please, my people, I need your help urgently. How can I make a good Egwusi soup that the ingredients doesn't quarrel with the water? If you have the step-by-step guide on how to make a good Egwusi soup, please send it to me because that's my favourite soup. Make me, *Frank Umeadi* happy, please.

Note: This does not mean that I'm not a good husband material o. I'm just preparing myself and I believe that no time is late.

Thank you so much as I await your positive response.

Just admit say you no sabi cook, make specialists here in nairaland help you...after you use one bucket of water cook one cup of egusi, come use ur hand separate am, take pisure dey show us say the soup no good...wake up young man!!
Na yourself you dey deceive oo!

Like you rightly said, your village people don locate you oo!!

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Funny comments...the first one really cracked me up

Hmmm

Hmm...

Life!!!

eleojo23:
Wetin you dey talk.

I made the statement you quoted in the first place and I am telling you that you didn't get what I was saying.
So?..

E don do...I dey greet u

eleojo23:
When there is Google at the top of your browser?

Since you decided to assume the role of google nko?
So your google will tell you wen a person's particular statement is sarcastic?
...

eleojo23:
A lot of you guys don't know what sarcasm is

Educate us please

Arthurwinner:
well d trophy is coming home to naija

Dreamer!!!

Wake up! This is reality

eleojo23:
No shaking!

We are going far in this world cup.

The pig has assured us victory.

a PIG has assured you of victory...smh
You sound ridiculous and childish

Fat lie from the pit of hell...!!!
Question: what's the proof that it's the leg they're preparing?

Bloggers and lies...

Hmmm...nice views though

Lord have mercy!

Desperation!

Vanity upon vanity!!!!

I'm pretty sure wen the dad was alive the son didnt even but him a bicycle...now the man don die, he dey show him foolishness

Abeg, the two pics which wan be househelp, which wan madam...
I no see am well...hic!
I be dey think say...hic!!
I never fit figure am...hic!!!

Chai...I've had too much to drink. Someone please interpret

Simple answer, NO!!

blakid:
Speak for yourself woman, if this stupid man is our current president, then Nigeria would have been in economic recession COMA with no hope of recuperating. Mind you, i'm not a suppoter of Buhari's Administration, but he has atleast given us something to rely on "HOPE".

Like you said, speak for yourself!
If what is going on around us is what you call hope...and if its truly "hope" to you, then you're of all men most miserable.

Unless they paid you to talk like this, you better keep quiet and look around u...

GrammarNazi1:
Those teeth give me...

Na you sabi...I don talk my own finished and you understand

The story doesn't even add up.
First of, I only saw a bandaged hand...OP said machete cut.
Secondly and most importantly, op said "licks his blood"...
I no see blood I no see who dey lick anything.
OP if you continue like this you no go make heaven oo

Men!
That teeth gives me the creeps

Say something else please...

Batshuayi is a good player...but what troubles me is the fact that these excellent players come to chelsea and begin to fumble.
Look at Torres, Morata, Matic, Lukaku, De Bruyne, Shevchenko, Falcao, Quaresma, the list is long...
Now this underscores the fact that it's the problem of the club and their style of play that doesn't suit these players.
I just pray Batshuayi stays...

sprints1:
ur eyes is paining u how am I part of Nigeria's problem...go and fix ur eyes u need it before somebody will be f***ing ur spouse In front of u

That's my point exactly...people like you are not just ignorant, they are swimming in foolishness. I'm quite sure that if you are opportuned to stand in front of me, you won't dare open that your useless mouth.
Ewu...!!!

sprints1:
oju dun yin sir (eyes paining u) u no see say dem dey different...

People like you are the reason Nigeria is as useless as it is...

As far as I'm concerned that pics na one and the same person...
Bloggers and lies and like bread and butter

God is awesome