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Politics / Re: Consumers Kick As FG Raises Prices Of Prepaid Meters by koyyess: 4:42pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:



Mumu grin. It still pays to be prudent.

Void was part of the elements in the beginning.
Check your Bible ; There is void before creation wink. Even till date cheesy

If your papa had just performed his responsibilities, do you think you would end up in an empty room in the village feeding on #150 food daily? embarassed cheesy

Foreign Affairs / Re: 15 Mind-Boggling Facts About Russia You Don't Know About (Photos) by koyyess: 4:37pm On Jun 21, 2022
God forbid.
Politics / Re: Consumers Kick As FG Raises Prices Of Prepaid Meters by koyyess: 4:27pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:
The ball is now in my court.



I really don’t understand why the government is hellbent on frustrating the citizens.

No light, yet them day increase money for meter


This is my room, no light for 3 days now. I day leave door open sleep make heat no kill me.

Your empty room looks hunted. Na bed be your only property grin

Which village be this? cheesy

Shame. cheesy
Romance / Re: Here you go. by koyyess: 4:21pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe4#150:

I feed on #150 food daily embarassed

cheesy Stop running away from your thread imp. grin

You even edited it but it was too late. grin

Breeze blow, f@gg0t nyash don open. cheesy
Business / Re: Groundnut Vendor In Suit Seen Issuing Stamped Sales Receipt To Customers (Video) by koyyess: 4:17pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe4#150:



cheesy cheesy

I am a stupid clown grin. Lmfao.

So, you studying my shit now??
Stupid ass me cheesy. I can’t stop laughing cheesy

Yea. grin

No papa love. Pics of Papa's love and care pains you deep. cheesy

You are a road side reject feeding on crumbs. Oya cry. cool cheesy

Romance / Re: Yahoo Saved Me From Depression. My Story by koyyess: 2:37pm On Jun 21, 2022
Being a thief and stealing from people got you out of depression.

Not once have you thought about those you have stolen from.

That's how one female working in one network provider outlet was bragging about how one small yahoo boy gave her a #1000 tip. I told her 'oh, because dem never steal your money abi ?'

Zoo people deserve their leaders.

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Crime / Re: Dismembered Body Of A Young Woman Found Dumped In Kubwa, Abuja (Graphic Photos) by koyyess: 2:30pm On Jun 21, 2022
Zoo world. angry
Romance / Re: Here you go. by koyyess: 2:22pm On Jun 21, 2022
yuping:

Where did you bought egg at the rate of N50

Keepamsafe stole it. cheesy
Romance / Re: Help! I Am In A Relationship With A Big Manipulative Woman by koyyess: 2:17pm On Jun 21, 2022
DOWN2HeartLoved:
I usually come to nairaland to get advice on business or any other related stuffs am affected with

Currently am in a tight spot, have been dating a lady I met during a trip, after a month, we started chatting and I went to visit her, things were smooth until we have a child, now she's different

The thing am surprised about her is I don't know her family background, only believed what she told me, she's from Auchi and Orogun and the mother lives in Ondo, we have issues I had to move out of my own house for her, the problem is I'm thinking she has children outside, she's always 28 every year, am thinking she's close to 40, why lie about age and many more.

Reasons am baffled, her mother isn't showing any concern.

She has lots of brothers

She always calls me a small boy

She doesn't even care now, even if I die

Problems:- I have invested on this relationship emotionally, physically and even more,

Is she from Benin? She lied too, she has turned my people against me, right now no one reason me seriously again, because everyone is telling me she's a club girl and I need to leave her, she just laughs and blocks anytime I called her, people are telling me she might have built a house with my money elsewhere.

Am shocked this is happening to me.

And you did no single wrong abi?

She just made you her $perm bank.

Wipe those tears and move on.

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Business / Re: Groundnut Vendor In Suit Seen Issuing Stamped Sales Receipt To Customers (Video) by koyyess: 2:10pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:


I have “IQ 0” grin cheesy

On the streets since birth.

I Stay stupid

You are just pained you had no parental care. grin
Mr #150
Hungry frustrated baboon. cheesy

Politics / Re: Journalist Slept While Delegates Voted (APC Presidential Primaries) by koyyess: 2:08pm On Jun 21, 2022
xenten:

.

Did you do that by mistake?
Romance / Re: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by koyyess: 12:13pm On Jun 21, 2022
Joelobioha:
they weren't referring to trolls and ogres like me

Ok

Bone head.
Business / Re: Groundnut Vendor In Suit Seen Issuing Stamped Sales Receipt To Customers (Video) by koyyess: 12:11pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:



That was weak. Come back stronger. Mumu.

So, that’s the stupid definition of sacrifice? When you could carry him and both of you stay dry??

FOOOL

Seems the only thing your father did for you was to eject you inside your mother's womb.

Sorry for societal rejects like you. cheesy
Business / Re: Groundnut Vendor In Suit Seen Issuing Stamped Sales Receipt To Customers (Video) by koyyess: 7:02am On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:



Stupidity.
Why don’t you carry him and use the umbrella together??

Very poor example ❌

Remain 1mp0tent.

Heaven knows how many you have killed via abortion simply because you are an irresponsible ,selfish animal who can't make sacrifices.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Liberian President Whines Waist, Jumps Up As He Dances To Buga Song (Pix, Video) by koyyess: 10:24pm On Jun 20, 2022
This song wey dey like noise for my head.

Sh1t song.
Properties / Re: Fire Outbreak At Apongbon CMS, Lagos Island (Video, Pics) by koyyess: 10:16pm On Jun 20, 2022
If it's not fire, it's building collapsing.

Lag is becoming too congested.
Events / Re: Sierra Leonean Runs As Wife's Family Storm Church Where He Was Marrying New Wife by koyyess: 10:09pm On Jun 20, 2022
He for stand there dey beat chest because e be afrizoo negroe.

Na these kind 'ewu meh' dey ask for joint account.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Dies In Auto Crash 5 Days After Her Wedding (Photos) by koyyess: 10:07pm On Jun 20, 2022
Some ewu meh will say "atleast she died a Mrs".
Culture / Re: Late Alaafin’s Wives Show Off New Houses by koyyess: 9:56pm On Jun 20, 2022
Siofra, this post reminds me of your own post. grin

https://www.nairaland.com/7148131/every-girls-dream-photos





Woman wey marry broke polygamist na mumu.

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Food / Re: A Nairalander's 11 Years Wedding Anniversary Thank You Soup For Her Hubby (pix) by koyyess: 9:46pm On Jun 20, 2022
Happy anniversary op.


Rich looking meal. Food wey sweet, na money kill am.






We need more mature people on this forum so we can be seeing mature posts.

If only seun can just create that block button. People who have left will come back.

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Family / Re: I Want To Abort This Pregnancy Without My Husband Knowing by koyyess: 9:16pm On Jun 20, 2022
You should have stopped birthing after the second or third child.

I am not a promoter of abortion. You can have the baby and lock up.

Stop sleeping with that dog you call husband. He has disrespected and disgraced you enough.

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Sports / Re: Photos Of Some Man Utd Players Enjoying Vacations Across The Globe by koyyess: 9:00pm On Jun 20, 2022
I hope they are all saving and investing.

Football retirement comes very early.

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Education / Re: UK Pervert Teacher Who Forces Pupils' Hands Down Her Trousers Jailed by koyyess: 8:22pm On Jun 20, 2022
chiefoga:
Women will say they want real men, but they target and molest little boys. A bunch of weirdos

Were you molested?
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Fujian: China Launches Third Aircraft Carrier by koyyess: 8:21pm On Jun 20, 2022
chiefoga:


What have I, a useless poster from the zoo achieved?

You can ask yourself again and again.
Romance / Re: I Love Northern Girls(pics attached) by koyyess: 8:06pm On Jun 20, 2022
One southern negroe came on radio to complain about a northern girl he married.

Seems northern girls are ashamed of being seen or having ties with southern negroes. Sorry. undecided

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Romance / Re: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by koyyess: 7:38pm On Jun 20, 2022
dejio42:

I am sub human so I am gonna raise super sub human. If my parent are animals?, then they tried cos I am a Violent animal.
Soon i will turn out to be 1 stupid motivational speaker since i refused to adjust my life to line of humans like my oyibo masters

Shut up and go and invent something.

Regressive empty headed vessel.

R@pist apologist.
Romance / Re: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by koyyess: 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2022
dejio42:

I hope you don't behave this way in real life.

You dominated page 1 - 2 with vawulence.For a lady
(it is not good)
Very typical of an insecure negroe.
When you birth boys, raise them like violent animals since its all fine and good for you.
Romance / Re: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by koyyess: 7:12pm On Jun 20, 2022
Haakeem:
Easy booby..

You are the booby...a disgusting booby at that.

F00l.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky's Gigantic Cake & Decorations For His Housewarming (Video) by koyyess: 7:00pm On Jun 20, 2022
This just proves that nizooria is a home of f@ggotary.

Broke red pillers should just DM bobrisky for mentorship.
Romance / Re: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by koyyess: 6:56pm On Jun 20, 2022
Haakeem:
you can just keep quiet right?

And who the fvCk are you ?

Dead meat.

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Romance / Re: Man Rewards His Girlfriend With Dollars For Not Checking His Phone For A Week by koyyess: 6:32pm On Jun 20, 2022
So now that she has her dollar reward, she can resume checking his phone.

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Travel / Re: Why Do People In The Diaspora Come Back To Nigeria To Settle When They Get Old? by koyyess: 6:10pm On Jun 20, 2022
Even in the zoo, most retired men and women go back to their state of origin to settle. Before retirement, some are already building their houses in their home town or their state capital.

Na bad economy and huzzle fever dey make people migrate.

If all the states in nizooria were developed, very few people will migrate. Use the US citizens as an example...dem dey migrate? Highest they go on vacation and return.

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