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Sports / Re: Marcelo First Day At Real Madrid vs his Last day by koyyess: 2:22pm On Jun 14, 2022
From an innocent looking boy to a weed addict looking agbero.
Romance / Re: Male Sex workers Spotted Waiting For Customers In Abuja (Photos, Video) by koyyess: 1:57pm On Jun 14, 2022
Good news for broke Redpillers.

They can pack their bags and join their fellow inventless public toilets.

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Family / Re: Why Men Will Always Be Neglected In Marriage By Their Wives After Having Kids by koyyess: 12:04pm On Jun 14, 2022
burritto:






Once a woman is married and have children, she doesn’t care about the husband anymore, in her little mind she’s fulfilled. So don’t be surprised by what you get.

Men, always try to enjoy your life whether single or married, women are just created to raise children and eat your money. Love yourself and live your best life even in old age. No matter what you do to your children, they’ll still stick to their mom, even if you like buy heaven for them. It’s only guys who grow up to be men who realize later on in life what it takes to be a man and then begins to see their dads as the real MVP.

Men, please try and be a man of the house, make sure you’re financially ok before you bring any woman to your house as a wife. Have fun always, and even if you can’t have fun at home, go outside, meet people and have fun.

Our fore-fathers live longer than men of this generation because they are polygamous and they don’t let any woman inhibit their progress or joy, hence the less heart attack and depression.

Guys if marrying another woman gives you joy or straighten the head of your wife, do it. If she leaves you, let her go. She never even loved you in the first place(women don’t love, they are with you for the gain). Men are the ones to marry women and not the other way around. Men can marry as many as they want if they are capable because they want to procreate and let their name live on even if they are no more. They have authority over their homes.

Men, do not expect happiness from a woman who has already “fulfilled her dreams” here on earth by getting married and giving birth, they won’t give you anything again, in their mind they are done.

.

Can you see how confused you are?

You say women just want to born and eat your money.

You still say negroes should marry and have side chicks if it makes them happy... the same women that just want to born and eat your money.

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Romance / Re: List Of Nairaland Boards/sections That Needs To Be Scrapped by koyyess: 11:20am On Jun 14, 2022
Nerogaming01:


And the population will be reduced. Who wants that? Low population equals low Adsense

No it won't. Trolls will still create their numerous alternate accounts as usual. But this time around, they would know better than to misbehave. One wrong move and their new alternate account gets blocked.

We won't need the mods for every single thing. Their work will reduce drastically.

Is Facebook not thriving?

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Romance / Re: List Of Nairaland Boards/sections That Needs To Be Scrapped by koyyess: 10:51am On Jun 14, 2022
Seun should bring about the block button. Only that feature will change alot of things for good.

Trolls and scammers will only have their fellow trolls and scammers online to see. Sanity will then be restored.

I don't know why Seun can't do this simple thing.
Family / Re: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by koyyess: 10:27am On Jun 14, 2022
Albertone:



I am a Sissy boy.

Ok
Family / Re: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by koyyess: 10:23am On Jun 14, 2022
Albertone:


Sperm doesn't worth shit.
I am made from my father's sperm.
Therefore,I also don't worth shit.

Good.
Romance / Re: Closed by koyyess: 1:19am On Jun 14, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
U want all these yet you started by coming out FAKE... Wash ur FACE and come back...
This will prevent some men from taking Ekpo Adanma Home...

No zoo update?
Romance / Re: Closed by koyyess: 1:18am On Jun 14, 2022
I prefer you with your hair down. wink
Family / Re: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by koyyess: 12:57am On Jun 14, 2022
chatinent:
As I fine come know book like this, shey I no go collect N2m per child?

This is bullsh1t. I don't believe this.
Family / Re: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by koyyess: 12:51am On Jun 14, 2022
Your $perm ain't worth sh1t cause it's got your defective inventless genes. angry
Crime / Re: Crossdresser, Amarachi Apprehended In Delta State (Photos, Video) by koyyess: 9:39pm On Jun 13, 2022
Just look at what negroes saw as attractive enough for them to sleep with.

Negroes can sleep with anything.

Useless f@g Redpillers.

Romance / Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by koyyess: 9:33pm On Jun 13, 2022
Well, I don't like it. Too bad mine is obvious and I am trying hard to fill it up. undecided

Its not easy having fast metabolism makeup. angry

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Romance / Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by koyyess: 9:27pm On Jun 13, 2022
Datboredberri:
No comment? undecided

If it's about my vagina... 5 pages...

Stupid men...

grin cheesy grin grin

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates As He Becomes A Father After 8 Years Of Waiting by koyyess: 8:15pm On Jun 13, 2022
Happy for them.
Education / Re: Nigerian Ashley Adirika Accepted Into All 8 Ivy League Schools In US by koyyess: 8:06pm On Jun 13, 2022
God1000:


It was a surreal moment for the 17-year-old, [b]whose mother emigrated to the US from Nigeria three decades ago. [/b]Ashley was surrounded that day by family members -- including her four siblings -- who joined her in squealing in delight at each new acceptance letter.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/06/12/us/ashley-adirika-ivy-league-colleges-cec/index.html

Smart mother.

If she was still in the zoo, one useless Redpiller would have brainwashed her daughter to become baby mama in penury.

White man's land is perfect to raise females.

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Family / Re: Why Are some Men Neglected In Marriage By Their Wives After Having Kids? by koyyess: 2:58pm On Jun 13, 2022
Because that's all most women want from males...money and kids. When you make it worse by betraying her with side chicks, your own don finish be that.

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Romance / Re: This Is Why You Should Not Practice Polygamy Or Born Plenty Kids by koyyess: 2:40pm On Jun 13, 2022
Polyfagmous ediots won't hear.

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Lady Goes To Church With A Gun (Photos) by koyyess: 2:31pm On Jun 13, 2022
Me sef I want oo...small one. I need pocket flip knife too.
Crime / Re: Man Hacked By His Friend Because Of Girlfriend In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by koyyess: 2:28pm On Jun 13, 2022
Males always want who has already been taken or who is being wanted by many.

Babe wey Siddon alone on her own, no one go near am. If just one Judas betrayer male go meet am, others go gather like ant.

Una no get sense at all.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates Getting Married At Age Of 52 (Photos, Video) by koyyess: 2:21pm On Jun 13, 2022
Congrats...I hope you no marry goat wey go make you age faster as you fine so.

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Romance / Re: How My Dreams Are Coming To Past Since I Left Nigeria by koyyess: 12:08am On Jun 13, 2022
Hmm. Where are the investigators?
My Google search lens no dey work. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Stop Tagging Me To Posts Related To My Dad - Yul Edochie’s Daughter Speaks Out by koyyess: 8:00pm On Jun 12, 2022
Just look at how this coconut head has disgraced his family.



Indirectly teaching his kids how to wreck homes and call it a blessing. F00l.

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Family / Re: My Sister's Husband Beats Her In My Presence. by koyyess: 7:51pm On Jun 12, 2022
bukatyne:


@bold:

This is not 'domestic violence', it is two 'fighting'.



Because person never blind you for eye or scatter your hearing abi?

Continue redefining domestic violence even when you know the slap is coming from one person.
Family / Re: Are Introverts Born Or Made? by koyyess: 7:33pm On Jun 12, 2022
I am a hardcore introvert. But if you come close to me, you will discover I am one of the craziest people you will ever meet. Only deep thinkers can decode.

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Family / Re: Female Nairalander Hanging Out With Her Kids. by koyyess: 7:24pm On Jun 12, 2022
Nice one. Give your kids a memorable treat. They will thank you for it later.
Romance / Re: I Tested My Girlfriend That I Had Hiv . Right Or Wrong by koyyess: 6:16pm On Jun 12, 2022
zinaunreal:


I be hiv Maggot. Na my type dey betray with spread of hiv. Evil jargon f@g like me

Mumu.

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Romance / Re: I Tested My Girlfriend That I Had Hiv . Right Or Wrong by koyyess: 3:23pm On Jun 12, 2022
zinaunreal:
We've know each other for 10 months but we have never had sex because we are trying to run a Conservative style relationship. I told her that I had hiv as a result of a freak accident in the hospital with a patient and she totally ghosted me.

I think you should test the enduring love of your so called sweet heart before you end up in a Relationship of only health but not sickness. Of riches but not poverty.

I conclusion I think what I did isn't wrong in any way.

You are a f00l.

Keep testing ok? One dey, you go jam your hiv type. Make I see where your dirty love go reach.

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Food / Re: See The ₦600 Fish I Bought In Ibadan (Photo) by koyyess: 3:08pm On Jun 12, 2022
If e no be that Titus type, I no dey buy.

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Politics / Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare: I Am Proud Of Getting Zero Votes At The APC Primaries by koyyess: 2:22pm On Jun 12, 2022
Mr zero. grin cheesy

Politics / Re: Yul Edochie Drops His 2023 Presidential Ambition; Reveals Why by koyyess: 2:09pm On Jun 12, 2022
Since this coconut head became polyfagmous, he started talking too much.

What a shame.
Celebrities / Re: Kellyy Joins Nigerian Guy LIVE On Tiktok After Waiting For 10 Hours (Photos) by koyyess: 1:25pm On Jun 12, 2022
All these useless Redpillers and their pretence. Look at this one now...he had disgraced himself.

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