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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by koyyess: 8:42pm On Jun 30, 2022
LadymissiIe:
both lines are mine and i use it to troll grin
whatever pictures you saw on both lines are pictures of random guys i took from Facebook.
You've not seen my pictures before and you don't even know what i look like

Oh I see. Let me try and believe that. grin

But you are still in school sha? grin

True caller details of your lines corresponds with your other personal details. grin
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by koyyess: 8:36pm On Jun 30, 2022
LadymissiIe:
hehehe and you believed I'll use my number, picture and real identity and details to reach out to you?
you must have been so dumb to believe that grin

The one you lied about....that one with a guy on dark glasses. You told me that belonged to a friend but that line was yours. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by koyyess: 8:33pm On Jun 30, 2022
LadymissiIe:
what is this one saying?
it's obvious you do drugs cos i can't comprehend the gibberish you're typing.
whose using gbwhatsapp?

Abi someone is impersonating you?

Why are you using another person's pic on your dp?
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by koyyess: 8:30pm On Jun 30, 2022
LadymissiIe:
shut up

grin grin grin grin

Your GB WhatsApp, that can't be you there on your dp...are you the one?
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by koyyess: 8:28pm On Jun 30, 2022
LadymissiIe:
death to all feminists, bisexuals, lesbians, gays and transgenders

Your outburst is insignificant and inconsequential.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by koyyess: 8:17pm On Jun 30, 2022
LadymissiIe:
Can I learn to keep my dirty filthy mouth shut and mind my business

Can you?
Romance / Re: I Know I Was Manipulative But What Do You Guys Think?.(photos) by koyyess: 8:13pm On Jun 30, 2022
Congrats op.

You are in an open relationship. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Her Newborn Baby (Photos) by koyyess: 7:06pm On Jun 30, 2022
I just feel for the first wife.

Shey one of the first wife's son came out to say kermit Ned didn't spend a dime on his head?

That's why woman wey dey follow broke negroe dey be like mumu now. 2nd wife down to side chicks dey always enjoy the mulla when ground don soft.

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Her Newborn Baby (Photos) by koyyess: 6:39pm On Jun 30, 2022
Don't worry Regina.

The broke polyfagmous redpillers already sold their future for your first son. Some haven't graduated after donkey years. They will do that again in 2023 for your second son.

Just hold on tight to kermit Ned as long as he got the bag. grin

Na money be fine bobo. cheesy
Crime / Re: Woman, Daughter, 8Yr-Old Granddaughter Raped, Strangled To Death In South Africa by koyyess: 6:25pm On Jun 30, 2022
Regressive b@b00ns doing what they know how to do best.
Celebrities / Re: Seven Trials Funke Akindele, Husband Endured In Marriage by koyyess: 6:08pm On Jun 30, 2022
We thank God for good health and stable cash flow....oh and children too.

That's all that matters.

Wailers who can't do without caging women to feed their deflated ego can wail and move on when hunger wire them.
Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Twins After Over 12 Years Of Waiting by koyyess: 5:51pm On Jun 30, 2022
That's what I want...A girl and a boy.

The girl must come out first and be the senior.
Travel / Re: A Nigerian Student Who Fled Ukraine To Germany Dies In A Swimming Accident (pic) by koyyess: 5:47pm On Jun 30, 2022
Death was just following him up and down.
Romance / Re: U.S.A and Europe Na Glorified SCAM by koyyess: 4:00pm On Jun 30, 2022
He now wants to come back to a country where the law doesn't work.

Abroad ain't for lazy criminals.
Health / Re: Nigerian Lady Mourns Her Boyfriend, Makes Tiktok Video For Him by koyyess: 2:28pm On Jun 30, 2022
Obesity kills.
Romance / Re: Stupid Straight Men Are Asking Me How To Make Lesbians Fall In Love With Them by koyyess: 1:38pm On Jun 30, 2022
chatinent:
Wetin for akamu no go see for custard hand.

See this one. He ran straight to the thread when he saw 'lesbian'.

Hypocrite.
Romance / Re: Am I The Only One Afraid Of Getting Married? by koyyess: 1:34pm On Jun 30, 2022
No be fear,you are just broke. Go and huzzle biko.
Food / Re: See My Homemade Okro Soup With Tilapia Fish by koyyess: 1:09pm On Jun 30, 2022
It looks like you have 24 hrs light.

Except say I wan use excess energy dey cook 1day soup, I no fit cook okro soup for now.

Nice one though. I prefer Titus or smocked cat fish.

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Politics / Re: Funke Akindele Nominated As Running Mate To Jandor, Lagos PDP Candidate by koyyess: 1:00pm On Jun 30, 2022
Congrats king funke.

We are getting there.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by koyyess: 12:37pm On Jun 30, 2022
EfonAlaaye2023:




how many of those guys you've infected with STD and HIV have sense after fúcking them with your odour pussy


take your madness to your family house, Nairaland is not where they nurse mental disorder
Its either you are trolling yourself or you don't know you are chatting with your fellow negroe.

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Business / Re: How To Detect Fake Bank Alert by koyyess: 11:35am On Jun 30, 2022
oneolajire:



Better still, use bank apps, they are so sure and fast. Transactions are recorded there even without receiving bank alerts.

Fastest and surest.....when network no turn to winch.

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Business / Re: How To Detect Fake Bank Alert by koyyess: 11:34am On Jun 30, 2022
Ihatebuhariwith:
Your no 3 is somehow wrong bro . See pic below

Same with mine.
Education / Re: Buhari’s Granddaughter, Amal, Graduates From College (Photos) by koyyess: 11:13am On Jun 30, 2022
Nizoorians don sell their future finish. Dem no know say their children's future has been sold too already.

2023 will determine if nizoorians want their grandchildren's future to be sold too.

Celebrities / Re: R. Kelly Sentenced To 30 Years In Sex Trafficking Case by koyyess: 10:46am On Jun 30, 2022
Very good.
Travel / Re: Lagos In 1960 by koyyess: 10:07am On Jun 30, 2022
When we were flexing under colonial rule.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by koyyess: 9:54am On Jun 30, 2022
She got really tired of you because she no know wetin she wan use you do.

Money....she get am, pikin....she get them. Na her pikin go give am unconditional love.

So pack your load commot to the next female for $perm donation.

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Romance / Re: I'm So Disappointed In This Man's Díck size (photo) by koyyess: 6:48pm On Jun 29, 2022
Males look their best with clothes on.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Seun Osewa It Is Time To Clean & Upgrade Nairaland by koyyess: 6:07pm On Jun 29, 2022
Seun:
Report. That's all.

They most times don't respond. Introduce the block button!!!

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Romance / Re: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by koyyess: 3:24pm On Jun 29, 2022
LONGPREEK:
lol na only feminist and wanna be lesbo like koyyes zzor sapire toto o dey jack o cheesy any other hacking I no sabi

Better collect the criminal job opportunity and help your miserable life. And mention my moniker correctly.
Ewu

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Romance / Re: Why I Did Not Sleep With People's Wives by koyyess: 2:04pm On Jun 29, 2022
Even goat r@pists are advising the op otherwise because they can't believe that a male can actually have the ability to control his thoughts that ignites the dirty urge.

Animals.

Edit: I know the op is catching cruise.

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Politics / Re: Why Can't An Igbo Man Be The President? - Pastor Paul Enenche by koyyess: 12:55pm On Jun 29, 2022
This so called pastor should be suspected.

He is excusing the ruthless killings in the east because the killers feel they don't have a sense of belonging. What a pathetic excuse!!

Look at what a pastor is opening his mouth to say. Can he say that if it was his child they beheaded in the east?

He is suggesting using tribalism to solve tribalism. How will you get good results? No sense at all.

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke Splits From Her Husband, Austin Faani by koyyess: 10:43am On Jun 28, 2022
When you see family pics splattered all over social media, there is a 90% chance that something is wrong.

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