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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Nigeria Does Not Need Placeholders, We Need Pacesetters by koyyess: 7:37pm On Jun 18, 2022
Its been one year plus.

Continue to rest in peace Victorian.

Nairaland / General / Re: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by koyyess: 7:27pm On Jun 18, 2022
kindredspirit:
Hello guys,

Please, is there anyone who knows this Nairalander outside Nairaland:

https://www.nairaland.com/victorian

Her neighbours said she SLUMPED AND DIED in her house on Sunday. They said they don't know any of her relatives.

Her phone is locked and they're unable to access her contact list.

I'm posting this topic here with the hope that a friend who knows her family would see it and provide leads on how her family could be reached to claim her remains.

Anybody ??

I am just learning of her demise now. I have chatted and even argued with her. We have never met but one day, we will meet to part no more.

She is in a better place.

RIP Victorian.

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Nairaland / General / Re: When You Think You Have Seen It All (Photo) by koyyess: 5:20pm On Jun 18, 2022
Poverty. angry
Crime / Re: Man Jilted By Lover Commits Suicide In Aba After 5 Years Of Dating by koyyess: 5:16pm On Jun 18, 2022
One red piller gone.

These weak negroes can't just do without females. That's why they visit #50 brothels everyday cause those are the type of females that can manage their mouth odor.


See as e wan put the girl for trouble now. More reason to stay away from broke things.

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Romance / Re: If You Were Not Married As A Virgin Be Eternally Grateful To You Husband! by koyyess: 2:27pm On Jun 18, 2022
omolasho:

According to the book of Deuteronomy 22:13-21;

If your husband marries you and discovered you not to be a Virgin and raised the alarm. The Elders of the town and your father shall be made to investigate the allegation.

If the allegation is false, then your husband shall ;
1. be Punished by the elders of the town.
2. be made to pay monetary fine which will be given to your father.
3. never divorce you as long as he lives on this earth.
REASON:
Because your husband has given a Virgin a bad name!


However if the allegations is confirmed true,
you will be taken to the door of your father's house and men of the town will stone you to death.
REASON:
You have done an outrageous thing by being promiscuous while you were in your father's house and the evil must be purged from the land!

Sh1t.

Stick with your Judaism and leave Christians out of your almajiri teachings.
Romance / Re: Strictly For The Guys But Ladies U May Comment. by koyyess: 2:22pm On Jun 18, 2022
Burdenbearer:
Hi guys. As we all know, to be a man is damn hard and it is not a days job. Let's face, Naija ladies will hardly date nor marry a guy whose earning isn't big or enough. So, i ask: Apart from me, who else money is hindering from get married or to even have a Gf? As u know , no matter how intelligent or educated u are , if u are not financially bouyant, Naija ladies don't give a damn abt u.

If you can't use the bolded to do anything, wetin female go use am do?

When money enter pocket, we no go hear 'i want intelligent girlfriend'. Na big nyash and breasts you go bury your head.

Abeg shift!!

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Romance / Re: Never Do This Inside A Keke!! by koyyess: 1:53pm On Jun 18, 2022
cumoverna:
You're inside a keke, and the driver ask you to tie his tampoline, curtain, hold a rope.

PLEASE never do it, it may be a genuine request, but it can be also be a false request to distract you, while the person sitting next to you, steal your valuables.

Only help them if you are the only one inside the vehicle.

In the case of false request, After their mission is successful, they give you sudden excuses why they can't reach your destination.
Like they are fighting, so they can't reach there, like the keke has faults that he needs to reach the mechanic immediately ( and the keke is working perfectly) bunch of silly excuses.

Please stay vigilant.
I just carried a girl who was robbed of her phone and project money and that was the story she told me.
I rest my case.

This almost happened to a co worker of mine when she was rushing some where. But her saving grace was that:

1. She doesn't like to sit in the middle of keke passengers when entering. (Second guy wey dey back jump commot when middle seat trap no work)

2. She views every negroe as thief.

3. She dey agile, so when she see say keke don slow down and e clear say passenger and driver na confirmed thieves, she jump commot sharp sharp.

So the rope strategy no come work for them...dey carry am reach half her journey for free. grin

Dumb negroe strategy. cheesy cheesy

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Crime / Re: Four Nigerians Arrested In Philippine For Online Scam by koyyess: 1:00pm On Jun 18, 2022
Ipob touts and UGM at work again.

Useless thieves all over the world.
Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 10:27am On Jun 18, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Yeah.. a lot.. grin
How are ya.. trust ya doing great? grin

I am. Can say the same for you as well. wink
Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 10:17am On Jun 18, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Don't tell me you are the same person as the op or koyyes.. cheesy grin

No, we are different.

She kinda types like me though. grin
Crime / Re: 53-Year-Old Woman Stripped Unclad As Baby Allegedly Disappears In Lagos by koyyess: 9:30am On Jun 18, 2022
False story.

Things like respect comes with material conditions.

If that old woman was a politician and made an entire village disappear, I bet you no one will touch her.

Very useless animals.

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Romance / Re: Please Suggest A STRONG Energy Drink For Me by koyyess: 8:34am On Jun 18, 2022
I would have said Amstel Malta, but I no longer drink anything that is canned or contains preservatives.

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Crime / Re: Names And Photos Of The Victims Of Owo Massacre by koyyess: 8:29am On Jun 18, 2022
One casket there looks more expensive than the rest but they are all going to the same destination.
Romance / Re: How Do I Deal With This Hard Pimples On My Face...? by koyyess: 11:19pm On Jun 17, 2022
Peempuus:



Pictures isn't uploading but I'd keep trying

Funbact will make your face more sensitive and with time, it won't work no more. Your skin condition will get worse.

Don't be flattered when a tube cream makes you lighter. It's actually thinning your skin's elasticity.

Go to Facebook and type 'Avila Naturalle'. Thank me later.
Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 10:48pm On Jun 17, 2022
bukatyne:


Men are more beautiful than women; women have the softness/lushness that makes us appealing sensually/sexually.

Women are also very high maintenance.

You used to have sense before. Not anymore. undecided

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Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 10:23pm On Jun 17, 2022
cornelin:


I want to put you on a test against a male counterpart. Can you barber all the hair from your head and applying no make up (colours) then compare yourself in terms of beauty with the male counterpart?

You are talking as if you haven't seen females without make up on low cut.

You do the comparing yourself. Abi na all these pretty gay looking boys wey dey carve their eyebrow you wan use compare?

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Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 8:38pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

All you do now is edit my comments, Lol.
Go fūck a broken mirror. Bye

grin grin grin

Go and w@nk on these pics to stupor.

Bloody fugly negroe

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Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 8:31pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

I would have enjoyed it more if I were locked in the cage with some few animals.

Of course I know you are a bestiality p0rn addict.

Negro b1tch, your brain is completely fried. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 8:23pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

If I have a father and i don't know the definition of a man, then i need to ask my mother to show me who my father is.

Do that fast. Because you reason like an animal. grin

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Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 8:22pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

They are more responsible, enlightened and sensible than Nigerian leeches like you.

grin grin grin

Enjoy them.

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Food / Re: How To Make Dough Braids For Breakfast (pictures & video) by koyyess: 8:21pm On Jun 17, 2022
ama19:


There are different types of flour such as rice flour, corn flour, wheat flour etc. However, when it comes to baking, all purpose flour can serve your needs. When you get to the market or baking shop, if you ask the seller for all purpose flour or baking flour or wheat flour or just simply "flour", the seller will understand what you need.

Baking flour is refined flour that is also extracted from processed wheat. That's why I was asking to know if 'all purpose flour' is extracted from unrefined wheat.

Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 8:12pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

Why are you this jealous?.. Any sensible man would pick a granny over a flabby fowl like you.

Define 'man' and see if you qualify to be called one.

You are a joke. grin

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Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 8:10pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

Why are you this jealous?.. Any sensible man would pick a granny over a flabby fowl like you.

Then pick and slave for them in silence. That's your only use to them anyways.

Some of you even tell them to call you Monkees while they are on top of you.

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Food / Re: How To Make Dough Braids For Breakfast (pictures & video) by koyyess: 8:07pm On Jun 17, 2022
ama19:


Yes please, all purpose flour is same as wheat flour as confirmed from google smiley

I am just learning this. Meaning it's unrefined. So what is the refined flour called in the market please?
Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 8:01pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

can I reset my brain.

Take these out first.

Unattractive animal.

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Food / Re: How To Make Dough Braids For Breakfast (pictures & video) by koyyess: 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2022
ama19:


Yes please, sorry it was omitted in the ingredients list..please use 2½ cups of all purpose flour (wheat flour)..This braided dough is one flour recipe, I will share others soon, so please stay tuned. Thanks.

Is all purpose flour same as 100% wheat flour?
Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 7:57pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

Ok then, give her the phone, let me talk to your mom. Once again, put some respect on a deek that can reset your brain.

We know you fvCk grannies for crumbs.

Doesn't change the fact that you are still a f@g.

Unattractive empty headed piece of sh1t.

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Romance / Re: Women Are A Million Times More Attractive And Beautiful Than Men by koyyess: 7:51pm On Jun 17, 2022
Pakute:

Deliver my words to my mother.. And try be polite to a puss1 that can get me imp0tent, ok?

Do that yourself f@g.

Pu$$i negroe with rotten d1ck and empty Inventless brain.

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