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Romance / Re: Son Of Late Emir Of Kano Marries Two Wives Same Day (pictures) by koyyess: 2:56pm On Jun 26, 2022
You sure say no be hermaphrodite with 1mbecilic traits dem dey force to marry?

Religion / Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today by koyyess: 2:52pm On Jun 26, 2022
I learnt that any self proclaimed Christian supporting Tinubu is indeed a b@stard.

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Romance / Re: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by koyyess: 2:28pm On Jun 26, 2022
Negroes be liking lesbian p0rn but be fuming when lesbians be giving reasons for their act.

No be JuJu dumbness be that?

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest 30-Year-Old Man For Raping 75-Year-Old Woman In Anambra (Photo) by koyyess: 2:05pm On Jun 26, 2022
I thought all these useless red pillers said girls wey dey willing give free sex dey...wetin be this one now?

1mbecilic negroe rapists.
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo: Certificate Or No Certificate, Tinubu Is Nigeria’s Next President by koyyess: 2:00pm On Jun 26, 2022
This old f00lish tout must not win. If not, na agbero go dey give laws and you know what that means.
Religion / Re: Body Exposing Dress A Lady Wore To Church That Got People Talking -see Photos by koyyess: 1:54pm On Jun 26, 2022
She knows psychologically that the males in church are no different from the one in the club but she prefers to hunt in the church.
Religion / Re: Stop Using Your Phone In Church! by koyyess: 1:40pm On Jun 26, 2022
Next time mind your business. If it was a guy doing that, I bet you won't lift a finger. Na your fellow female you dey flex mouth for.

What will it take you to stare at your preacher's mouth and concentrate instead of roving your eyes side ways? Did the lady put her phone in front of your eyes?

You sound weak spiritually. Someone that can easily be led astray. Go early to church next time and sit in front.
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Immigration Probes Organ Donor’s Passport by koyyess: 1:34pm On Jun 26, 2022
Trying to cover their fraudulent practices.

Investigate kor.

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Celebrities / Re: Taiwo 'Ogogo' Hassan Beat Up Area Boys Trying to Extort Him by koyyess: 9:36pm On Jun 25, 2022
Zoo negroes only understand violence.

Its their only way of communicating effectively.

Animals.
Food / Re: How To Make Indomie With Carrots. by koyyess: 9:20pm On Jun 25, 2022
Unfortunately,I am staying away from processed food. embarassed
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Doesn't Have Certificates - Bode George (Video) by koyyess: 8:05pm On Jun 25, 2022
Tinubu and Atiku should not be having supporters in 2022....most especially that one who is a descendant of a slave trading power family.

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Celebrities / Re: Final Burial Of Late Singer, Osinachi Holds Today (pix/video) by koyyess: 7:55pm On Jun 25, 2022
See where she landed because of "what will people say?"


Death to all domestic violence murderers and supporters !!!!

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Raping A Minor In Delta State (photo) by koyyess: 7:51pm On Jun 25, 2022
Negroes...they generally have sex with anything that has a hole( door hole inclusive) just to feel alive....otherwise, na suicide mission.
Crime / Re: 3 Arrested Over Rape Of Mentally Ill Woman, Defilement Of Minors In Adamawa by koyyess: 11:39am On Jun 25, 2022
"The police said the two raped a 35-year-old woman suffering from mental health disorder in Dirma village, Dumne, in Song Local Government Area."



Once you are vulnerable, negroe will do what they know how to do best with you.

They say plenty women dey for naija wey dey give free sex. But mad women have become hot cakes to these inventless bab00ns.

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Health / Re: Photographer Commits Suicide After Leaving A Note In Abuja (Photos) by koyyess: 10:47pm On Jun 24, 2022
If na woman commit suicide, dundi united go say na because she never marry.

Shey na lack of pu$$i cause this one?
Education / Re: Is This Outfit Appropriate For A Primary School Teacher? (Photo) by koyyess: 9:36pm On Jun 24, 2022
Primary school children don spoil finish. Secondary nkor...I no dey look dem like normal innocent children.

Brain don rotten finish.

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Romance / Re: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by koyyess: 9:17am On Jun 22, 2022
Haakeem:
mr @se.un, this moniker here is a mod. And bullying the rest of nairaland members.

If she insults you and you reply her in the same manner your acct is gone(banning).
Sir kindly look into it.

If she is not a mod. How did she know i anonymously mentioned her.

Oya, report this one again. Ode.
Romance / Re: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by koyyess: 9:16am On Jun 22, 2022
EmiDon11:
i represent Chris rock and will smith is Je.on. I am a disgusting attention seeking simp.

Ok.
Crime / Re: We Drugged Her Yoghurt, Stabbed Her To Death And Sold Her Baby — Murder Suspects by koyyess: 10:14pm On Jun 21, 2022
By their faces, you shall know them.

How a female will see these ones and conclude that they are humans to exchange words with baffles me.
Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Abuja You've probably Never Seen Before. by koyyess: 10:06pm On Jun 21, 2022
Been there, done that.

Can only go there on vacation. Nothing more.

Nothing there...all na cosmetics.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Marries His Babymama, Zainab Badmus During Their Child's Naming by koyyess: 10:03pm On Jun 21, 2022
HML

Romance / Re: How Nigerian Girls Behave When You Are Removing There Pants (photos) by koyyess: 9:58pm On Jun 21, 2022
Haakeem:
lala.sticla.la, pls put this trol one her place.

You had to hide to report me. Coward!
You never see anything.
Crime / Re: Boyfriend Strips Girlfriend Unclad & Flogs Her In The Presence Of His Friends by koyyess: 5:55pm On Jun 21, 2022
I hope they flog him through the anus for kirikiri.

Next time, he will be civil and just walk out with his insecurities and dead ego.

Useless bab00ns. His dead brained friends couldn't even advise him. Birds of same wretched feathers.

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Career / Re: My Job Is Ruining My Family by koyyess: 5:38pm On Jun 21, 2022
There is something missing in this write up.

I would have said quit the relationship and face your work but another side of the story needs to be told.
Politics / Re: Consumers Kick As FG Raises Prices Of Prepaid Meters by koyyess: 5:26pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:



Daddy boy.

Sounds like a f@gg0t term.

You got daddy issues?

Are you a f@gg0t? undecided

grin grin

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Romance / Re: Here you go. by koyyess: 5:24pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:



Daddy boy. Tf you quoting me three times to say the same thing?
I am Rambling like a rabid dog. I just weak.

This whole shit rn is inconsequential.

Fuückk off

Hungry village hunter.

Go and look for your father and ask for help asap. grin

Politics / Re: Consumers Kick As FG Raises Prices Of Prepaid Meters by koyyess: 5:21pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:



Daddy boy. Tf you quoting me three times to say the same thing?
Rambling like a rabid dog. I just weak.

This whole shit rn is inconsequential.

Fuückk off

Because you are hungry. #150 meal a day isn't enough.

Have you called your father for help?

Do you even know your father? lipsrsealed grin grin

Career / Re: Talented Nigerian Artist That Draws Hyper Realistic Portraits (photos) by koyyess: 5:05pm On Jun 21, 2022
I hope this isn't the same guy that loves drawing teens and kids having their bath?

He has talent but enough with the kids drawing....it sends pedo vibes.
Religion / Re: Jesus Is Trending Today by koyyess: 4:49pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:
smiley Jesus

But he has rejected you since you don't believe in sacrifices.

Now I understand why you were rejected.

Cursed animal. grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Here you go. by koyyess: 4:46pm On Jun 21, 2022
Keepamsafe:



Mumu like me grin. It still pays to be prudent.

Void was part of the elements in the beginning.
Check your Bible ; There is void before creation wink. Even till date cheesy

Your father created that void. That's why when you see pics of love, sacrifice and care displayed by other dads to their kids, you fume with envy.

Cursed breed. cheesy

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