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Now we have ur real age

First things first, if u got a first class from a naija private uni. . . u probably dont deserve that position

Plus about ur other post about ur bf being confident to acknowledge u. . . . Reread wat u posted here and ur other post, n u wud see y. . . .

Cos naija universities are bleeped and life in naija is hard

priest2u:
Dont you think it will look as if I value the car more than her? I will feel very bad if I turn down her request.

But honestly speaking, dont u value ur car more than her?

Either the poster is one of them, his gf is, or sister. . . . I see nothing spectacular here

If I remember well, she was the finance minister under obj baaaa?

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=743142.msg8997715#msg8997715 date=1314203247]What's the big deal in buying a phone for your girlfriend ? If you can't maintain her,don't start crying if another man does ![/quote]

xterra2:
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Ahahan the guy sef, if he doesnt have money how can he expect himself to maintain a girlfriend?
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I agree with the girl jor, in Naija BBs is the ish if you dont have it, you are a bush person
ANd hw should buy two one for him, another for her so they can bbm, and be sending voicenotes
He should also buy a laptop for her if she doesnt have already and pay internet access for her so they can be skyping ,

See my girlfriend uses an andrioid device before, htc desire but now she has a torch 9800 i bought it for her so we can be  bbm'ing  but am thinking of buying two bold touch-es 9900 one for me and one for her - it has the best keyboard on a mobile phone - we all live in abuja , and it is cheaper because we bbm all the time, and instead of calling we send vn's and  i also pay for internet access mtn fastlink so we can be skyping
Its all love na  
But thats just that, although she bought me Hp envy 14 beats edition to replace my spoilt macbook she bought me xbox 360 kinect with fifa 11 and black ops plus other numerours gifts, her dad is a house of reps member so i get some of the legislative money  
We spend on each other
But point is [size=14pt]Its not easy to maintain a girlfriend [/size]
Dont spend on her she DUMPS you simple

So she no get papa? Or na him Bleep her mama born am?

Who said he used a condom. . . . some quickies are to quick for that

But in ur case, 2 condoms could not stop ur mother from catching the disease that brought about u. . . .


Wait a minute, is this a way to get me banned? I do not fite with ppl n wud not allow u drag me under that mud. . . . Lai lai

Mrs. Chima, e don do. . . I love u, pls let me avoid this ban

n ur meant to be wise. . . .

This world is doomed

O ye of small knowledge, only u knew

u dey mind am, him wan turn gay

who is talking about mugu? All men r mugu, well known fact

was talking about suicide

USA baaa?

N am i to claim am his guardian angel from naija who happened to know his story?

white men!!! not us blacks

Cuddlemii:
Mehn my front hair is like condemned mop stick. Dem no go think am twice to recruit me. the indian hemp wey i dey put just dey sneak go greet my brain thru my sensitive scalp.

190, e be like say e don be for us

Now I have vexed, gimme his number or a way for me to contact him. . .

He needs a stranger to pump sense into him

Mrs Chima, u need to read saturday punch newspaper cartoon (Efe n Jude) for u to know weak boys can end up with strong women

Come to mummy or go to mummy?

Fortunately not my broda,

Living testimony that condom works

190smh:


are we catfish

I wonder oooo

Wait r the chicks selecting us, or we help in selecting them cos am confused

You don't bite but u reject pass visa office

ok, there is a 50% chance I know u and i have my reservation about mfm girls (poster shud know y). . . .

but my advice to u is one, a girl once did to me. . . . Give him ultimatum, he is either in or out . . . That wud show ur ready for a relationship wiv him n def not reject him

Point n kill situation ke

My shrink just informed me, i meant goldieluks not u BABE. . . .

Cuddlemii:
^Like u support apes?

CUDDLEMII

u officially broke my heart

we end up married to women like u

nope, thats not it

lemme go see my shrink, she helps in situations like this

Women always support women

i have forgotten

u shud have answered since jo

So how does this cure AIDS?

^^^^ Haaaa gbese

Mods will catch u

Ki lon so . . .

r u falling in love wiv sexkillz

funny enuff, it mite have been. . . . but lets prepare him for the worst