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If your girlfriend can be compared to a phone, one of you has a problem

GoodFaith: Dude I know better
I hate to hear from men that they gave their phone number to girls back home after their visit

As a guy said recently, he would rather marry a girl who has a past but the past doesn't clash with people around him....
Probably that's why guys run back home to marry.... Cos all women have a past... Except you're chasing a 16yr old

CFCfan: He is being harsh. I can't definitely say 'most' Naija girls are irredemable.
You, Ogugua88...are nice.

She cropped out the bulk of my statement and pasted the harsh part oooo

Plus when u calculate the ratio of nice to irredeemable naija girls abroad.... You would see that it's clearly most....

I have had female friends who went to UK/ here for their undergrad.... Lemme just say majority have children with no bf talkless of husbands... I used to think it's just my luck until I came from Houston this weekend and sat down with some friends.... Then the ones that have been here for a while started talking of Nigerian girls that attended my school b4 and now.... Was just as if they did round robin between few guys... No wonder some just tweet about graduating, getting a husband (not job) that would buy them a Benz and am like wtf?

Plus you forgot to add madam Yvete!!!!

GoodFaith: Dude give us the low down

Let's just say, with every girl out there (home and abroad)... Be careful around them

Mamacita007: mmmmm can u imagine what kpolli is saying

Baby mii, sure you saw where I wrote some are different and lucky guys get the few ones

lorretta u: Might be a generalization,but has anyone else noticed such too?
I wonder if there's anything wrong with Nigerian women abroad. The men keep trooping home to marry.Many ladies I know who got married recently married men that came from abroad.
I asked one ersthwhile suitor why he wanted to marry me even though he didn't know me well enough. He said:
''no matter how you are,as long as you were raised in a Nigerian home,you can't be as bad as the girls over here. You need to see what they are doing. None of them is wife material. They can't cook, disrespectful, wild, unsubmissive , bla bla bla.''

That's unfair!
Imagine being on the phone with my girlfriend that lives in UK next thing she says:
'LoLo I'm coming back finally'
And I'm like
'why?'
Hmm- she exhales
'There are no husbands here. I'll come back when I'm married'
is it that bad?
Guys abroad over to you. What's your complaint? Let's settle this matter once and for all

A lot of Nigerian girls abroad (who came here at tender ages) are like this... But there are a few good eggs tho, we guys can't all fight for the good ones so the unlucky dudes come home to marry

What I learnt this past weekend has changed my perspective on Naija girls here: Some are good, most cannot be redeemed

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I noticed that too. And it hardly goes down well, in my opinion.

Why is because those men want someone they can easily control. "sit down here and don't move" and she obeys. The girls there are deemed unsubmissive, and independent. That independence factor drives them nuts. The ladies know better, and know what respect from a man means and would not tolerate trampling on what they perceive to be their fundamental human rights. The men that think this way are usually selfish and egotistical although they might not show it. They think only about how they'll benefit from a "tamed" and "naïve" home grown lady. Now, he's coming home to look for a wife, but he has forgotten now that because he lives abroad, it'll be very difficult to find a lady who loves him for love and not for his money or his "abroadness".

He meets a girl who puts on her best behaviour because, all she can see is her prospects of going abroad.. She is also selfish in this regard and will not show it. When they finally get married and she leaves Nigeria, and the euphoria of getting abroad wears off, you see this same lady displaying her real color. Now she also wants to be independent after her eye don open and she don see as e dey go. The man will see her as unsubmissive and rude and now he is back to where he started from, if not worse.

The devil you know is better than the angel you do not know. Most of those girls they eventually marry are people who were recommended for them, and in most cases, the ones doing the recommending are in cahoots with the lady to dupe them. A lot of negative stories abound. . . There's a lot of eye-shining to be done. [/color]

Broda sexkillz, you need to see the rubbish some Naija girls here do....

PC 101, Your fan is no more working, change it

Yvete: How do I explain my fvck up?

You don't need to, we understand

Mondisweets: this is cute u think most lawyers make lots of money from winning fairly

That's why I won't hire "most" lawyers...

It is very rare to see a man that won't expect sex in a relationship..... Especially when you're not a virgin

Mondisweets: would u want your lawyer to act contrary to your interests in a legal dispute?

I would want my lawyer to win cleanly

Mamacita007: There is. its white grape nonachoholic wine

Don't mind those eva wines ooo

Mamacita007:
my eyes are upon you looooool

I know boo

Mondisweets: so long i get the desired results thats all that matters...its my duty to act in the best interest of my clients

Wickedness....

Mondisweets: i know i give good advice

No, you get the judges drunk

Mamacita007: looooool na u sabi. overfeeding is a sin. im drinking nonalcoholic sparkling wine becos i don't wanna get high

There is nothing like non-alcoholic wine... That's juice

Mondisweets: because i make a good lawyer

Lawyer telling me to drink shots of tequila, I see how u win ur cases

isacolukay: kpooooooollliiiiisweeeeets!!!

Sorry, I meant to sneeze like Mamacita did. Perhaps these 6 bottles of Gulder's already taking its toll on me.

Stop drinking on duty

Mondisweets: sorry hey.
Maybe these 10 shots of tequila will help there you go

10 shots ke... I see why you won't make a good doctor/psychologist

Mamacita007: sneeze sneeze mmmmmmm

Bless you

Happy thanksgiving people!

Mondisweets: im well and u?

stressed but fine...

Mondisweets: hey

How r u?

Mondisweets:

That's not a word

And how much is your monthly internet subscription?? (No illegal things ooo)

Ms Nas: Yes we will invite you to the wedding

I haven't heard of a bestman who was invited to the wedding

imperiouxx: Many months fixing glitches is common whenever those developers released a new way of milking game lovers. I haven't seen anything changed in the PS4 games from what I've seen so far on online.

That's what testing is for....

Would chill till all game makers have switched to ps4.... Which would take like a year... Maybe by then the 3rd console would be out that would fix all the defects

Ms Nas: He no tell you say he be my Husband ni?

Hmm... He didn't tell me ooo

Now I know

HBD Ms Nas!!! How do you know my twin brother? I can see you on his dp

isacolukay: What is happening in this beer parlour? Everything just dry. Abi una beer no cold ne? Abeg pass me one bottle of Gulder make I use am wash face this early monday morning. Wishin y'all a nice week.

Your boss is calling you upstairs.

Thanks and same to you

imperiouxx: Halleluja! Don't tell me you won't switch to PS4 or Xbox one soon.

Not switching until am sure they have gotten themselves together.... PS4 is already releasing a software update and that shows they are glitches.... I don't like xbox, just read there is a glitch in Xbox too

orgasticdance: Hey kpoli what platform do you play on? PS3 Xbox 360 or PC? What part of the gameplay did you notice significant improvements?

PS3

Wan47: plz wat part of d gameplay was improved?

mickyarams: Yes, please tell us what has improved in the patch.

Game is now fast, doesn't slow down in the box 18, GKs are now better (sometimes over good dey worry them), passing is more accurate but it's not as good as 2013 still (that's the best pes IMHO)

The new patch has improved the game

So all these happened under 3 weeks to strike started.... Superstory

carefreewannabe: If you are poor, you can try to get rich (or at least die tryin' ) BUT an ugly girl will remain ugly, there is little she can do.
Looking at it that way, life is fairer to men because they can do something for success whereas women depend on how good mother nature equipped them.

(I don't believe it's that simple BUT that is what crossed my mind when I read your comment.)

So according to your post, a man can do something to earn success but a woman (depends) is gifted this by mother nature and you are still saying it's fairer for men

Plus let's remember in this world we are in, no matter how "ugly" a girl is... She would still have men chasing her