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bodeplot: I must say a lot has been happening here, many pages to read..the Lord is my strength..

Congrats to all that got there visa..the rest of us too for Spring term are coming with a bang of visa success news.

My sincere greetings to everyone both home and abroad. Tuale Imperiouxx, Ms Nas, OjaP,kpolli, lisadem, BIG Francis u too much, Ricky Rozay.olarwaley and other NL members

I will need some contact in Texas, if you are in TEXAS atm,say HI!

Lastly, seunolamonday,sorry I can't remember d name,using fon to type, I will need efo n iyan too biko,mbok,jor..

Amefrica, u r loved,just continue to learn and change...success on 3rd of Oct..

Cheers!!!!!

Success is yours

It is gay/wrong to wear skinny trousers

imperiouxx: I don't know about GTbank card or using Nigerian cards over here. If you're using tmobile monthly plan like I do (mine is 1500 mins talk and text + 30 MB data ....... for GPS in cars). Get a $30 refill voucher at http://www.callingmart.com/ (pay them through your bank debit card or paypal) and call the voucher numbers at tmobile.

Why don't u just pay it direct thru tmobile's website?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Hello[/quote]Hey

jjk24: I tink dev alredi d0n dat

Patch made it worse

jjk24: I pr0mise u ull l0ve pes 14 jst try it(n d graphics dis year will bl0w u away)fifa dis year as gtten stale n b0rin

PES fan thru n thru... Never played anything but it, but this years own has bugs.... Let's just hope they release a patch to fix this

Yvete: Your days on BlackBerry are numbered! May I also add that Olarwarlay de-camped from BB ... lolz!

I really doubt that.... Enjoying my nu one

Yvete: Cos' of the iPhone?? Lolz, still undecided. Apple has managed to create an air of exclusivity around its products ... others can't measure up.

No, apple has decided to increase it's prices so people think there is something special for it to be that expensive

Yvete: ... So the government is shut down and Govt workers are on vacay, yet we pay taxes on everything. IRS won't even process my tax returns since Monday! ... Would have been a great weekend to get me a new i phone. #TaxFree

Who is getting fooled, America?

You just wanna be like mamacita sha...

You see thread, you open it... You see a long text, instead of moving on... You hit the reply button and complain how long the text is.... It's sad that your brain can't cope with so many words...

OP, if the bank pays your parent company and then your parent company eats your money then u can point fingers at them... If not, this is a good job... It's heroes like you we need...

For those saying he should be happy he atleast has a jobs, am just wondering if that's what our fore fathers told the slaves they sold... From 7am to 2am with no compensation... In this life treat others, how you want to be treated....


Kudos OP

Worst part is that instead of Africans to look at the moral of this topic and learn, they accuse Nigerians abroad of not wanting their progress....

As usual, everyone is the root of your problem...

You couldn't survive in Nigeria yet you claim every Nigerian has hustling mentality; they can live anywhere.....

Most Nigerians end up doing something shady to survive... First learn how to win in your home before you go and play away

donsax: NO matter the racist, no matter the ghetto...No matter the debt......America is still far better than Nigeria in all way....
Why don't Ya' all retrn back home ifyou think you can't cope with all these...you are there pushing it and you encourage people that wanna come to stay back home..do you know the current country situation? That's why a thread was created that people in Nigeria hate Nigerians abroad...because they think they don't want them to ever leave home...
Why not open a thread on how to survive all these hardship or how you are coping with it?
We still have many successful Nigerians in America...if all these things happening, find a way to play Americans too and survive...a poor or middle class Nigerian will survive any hardish on earth because no where can be as bad as how poor people live in Nigeria...is like someone living in an overcrowded room of like 10people in a room and goes to another place where they are 5people in the room and someone is asking can you survive this? Hell ya he can..
I guess some people aborad are really selfish, someone will open a thread..".America is racist and full of ghetto" Europe has finished recession all over, Canada is too cold, Australia is costly New zealand is too far, no job in S.A, tax is high in uk, middle east pay are peanuts, china is over populated, japan is earthquake home, South korea s unrest because of north Korea, south America are full of crimes, india is no go area...
Where the f.uc.k then do you want them to migrate to since they can't stay home and all these countries are bad..I guess you want them to migrate to newly discovered habitat MARS?

Sigh... Only a lazy man won't make it in Nigeria

If you can't make it in Naija forget ever making it any where else.... Except u wanna do something illegal

Mamacita007: pls put my family in ur prayers there's nothing God cant do.I've been calling them at home & they said they're praying i called them back and nobody is telling me anything

Sorry boo... I will, just calm down... Let the Lord take control

Mamacita007: Yes i have. They woke me up with scary news from home but i will remain strong in my faith.my God neither sleeps nor slumbers

Kilode o?
Received mine yesterday tho

Mamacita007: La campagne tropicana
La campagne tropicana
La campagne tropicana
I thot they've closed down their business. somewhere around opebi or surulere or so mmmmm

Their business is now mainly in Lekki/Epe side

Why don't I believe this speaker?

Lies.... The rate of divorce cases in Naija has tripled

imperiouxx: No SSN..... yes of course, you can work restlessly but I'm afraid, you're only working for free without pay (jara in Hausa). Reason is because it will be written in your record each time you're paid that you're only paid for work done under the authority of DHS. No employer wants to violate DHS rules. This is the reason why student SSN is different from the normal resident SSN (you're only working under the DHS authorization)

Yes without SSN, you should be a visitor in the US or illegal, so by that you need no driver's license and if not, then you're legal and your SSN is needed to issue you license to drive freely in the US.

Not all states require SSN to give out a DL o

Mamacita007: the Bible said in romans 16:16 greet one another with a holy kiss. oya take double portion hahahahahaha

Singing everything na double double!!!!!!

I don't see any toll gate or noise like our Lagos counterparts oooo

Hope Fashola is learning how to govern.... Stop making money off us

Mamacita007: LLOOOOOOOOLL[b] as if u didnt know[/b] . my deals are saving money for the family

No I didn't know

That's my baby boo

Mamacita007: stop it jor which guy is that i like going early then i can sneak to other theater for 2 movies hahahahahaa. have u heard of livingsocials & groupon. that's wat i use to find deals like $5 movies before they expiration dates https://www.livingsocial.com/cities/864-henderson-southeast-las-vegas

I thought I was the only one with this skill

You is a bad girl

Boo, you're now a deals junkie.... Always looking for deals...

One more thing, Nevada

Mamacita007: [b]God forbid!!!! [/b]ur days shall be LONG on earth im going to see the prisoners movie today

Amen ooo

You like all these kinda movies abi

Watched Riddick on Friday, was below average.... Enjoy o!!! The guy taking u should only collect 2 hugs; one when he picks u, one when he drops u

Amefrica: Hi house, I'm the most confused person right now.. it seems, I'm kinda attracted to these 2 divas (Yvete and Mamacita) but I'm scared of Mr. Kpolli and Mr. Orlarwarlay..

I don't know who to choose between Mamacita and Yvete (as a sugarmum only ooo).. The 2 are good but I dey fear Mr. Kpolli (Weed) (ur monicker dey scare me)..
While reading through the previous parts I get to know Mamacita is a yellow pawpaw(Yvete said that in Gen. US thread part 3).

In short! I want both of you as my sugarmommas, no harm in having 2 abii nah

Amefrica: Lol bro.. Thanks, that man dey fret me nor be small.. But I'm really into Mamacita..
*runs away from thread*

You now see why they banned him

Mamacita007: Poverty is a disease. walking unclad for what? she didnt cheat on her hubby. the man has already passed so wat if its just 2 days

So u can do the same to me abi

Mamacita007: hahahahahaa dont mind kpolli lloooooooooll nwanne of life

Don't mind me abi

Mamacita007: olawarlay dont mind amefrica. im very sure amefrica is gonna end up with a fat akata hahahahahhaaa
amefrica back off or else kpolli will handle u mercilessly. wat did justwise ban you? i saw u online that time & u didnt reply

How many ppl are eyeing my kele here?

imperiouxx: Haba! I mean continuing studies like you my boss..... Tuwale sir! How are you doing today?

Boss I dey ooo

How ur side?

imperiouxx: What do you mean by abroad? Is it the US, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and very few other european countries?

[size=15pt]YES!!! It worth it 1 billion times![/size]

Depends on the course, like leaving Engineering in Naija to come study English here..... You won't be given OPT, you would back to Naija n become a teller

Yvete: Hee...hee...hee ... interesting!
There's a 'Beer Parlor' in the politics section. Someone stole your idea ..... #So-Uncool

Well it's NL, they always steal concepts but I don't mind... This thread is like 2yrs old

iamchux: Hmm, my mentor

Everything is going on smooth o! I just dey wait make dem gemme admission for ma schools.

Am happy I have where I can now spend my vacation Mamacita's house
Nnwanem of life

In M.I's voice "somebody wants to DIE!!!!!!"

Mamacita007: nothing for me? why me why me lord why me why me lord why me lloooooll. as far as i'm concerned all beer parlour sells peppersoup & small chops like plantains except uuuuuuuuu

Na song u dey sing??

Huh?? Small chops n plantain ke.... Which beer parlour is that?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]assisted suicide [/quote]