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Yvete: Slow service day



emmm, Mr. Beer Parlor owner ... stew takes forever to cook. *yawn*

Na so we see am ooo, it's the recession that is keeping all my customers away

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Do u have alcohol solution I want to drink it straight[/quote]C2H6O coming up!

Yvete: Did you guys hear that someone in SC won Powerball's $400Million last night! The numbers were so easy that anyone could could have guessed it right - 7 10 22 32 35 19 ... WOW! #Jealous #StillDreamingOfMine

I'll buy myself a Range Rover
Give Mamacita an Vespa Motorbike
Kpolli gets a Magic School bus
Olarwarlay, a Bicycle! *runs away*

Why am I getting the school bus?

How may we be of service sir?

Mamacita007: watching miss america live on abc. tune in for fun did u see me performing on stage? i was representing enugu state llooooooll

Oh shiiii.... I missed it, my baby was on tv!!!!!

Yvete: Aiight ... King of Sheba. You're up so early. I know its like 7:57am over there.[b] Called Mamacita and her sleepy butt did not pick u[/b]p!

Olympus has fallen is a great movie. ♥ ❤ ❥

So u were the one trying to kill our vibe

Mamacita007: BB has broken many relationships. i wonder why some people are addicted to it.i left BB & don't miss it one bit. ur girlfriend is disrespectful. don't tolerate it or it will get worse

Like ur previous ones abi

Mamacita007: I prefer dr pepper

My akata boo

Mamacita007: my laptop keeps freezing every time i come to this website im sure kpolli's gps tracking device caused it

When u switched over to iphone, why won't it hang

GPS is for phone not laptop, or do u carry ur laptop to other men's houses?

imperiouxx: Market strategy, if you work with them you will also encourage that. Simplicity kills game for hardcore gamers. That's what separates FIFA from PES. The latter is too cheap... abegi.

So the more expensive the better, now I know your joking....

imperiouxx: All game owners sell add ons (DLC) after the release of the original game. That's not an issue. What about the stupefying flicking, feints, dribbling etc? It takes gamers to understand most of them as they require more than one button (only L2 or R1 on PES..... can't remember anymore). To me, PES is too elementary...... I can't dispute the fact that some like it though.

So I have to use all 10 buttons on a PS3 pad before I can consider the game as a gamer..... Not a solid excuse.... Not all games sir, mostly EA games depend on DLC.... Why pay $60 for a game n still spend more money for things that should already be inbuilt

imperiouxx: loooooolz........... Crowd follows me. I've been on FIFA since 2008 (when FIFA was still poor.... FIFA 09). FIFA evolved in 2009 (i.e FIFA 10). You see now? You gotta change too my friend, FIFA is simply the best with nice cinematography.

How does cinematography help game play? Would rather pick a game that feels like am seeing a real match than one that has unnecessary effects.... Hope u know the new celebration ur talking about is sold separately from the game cd... EA and their many not free add ons

fadinus: Kpolli u still remember Dbn tins wella, seems Mamacita neva bÉgin watch late night movies then. Popsy go don pursue her to Bed.

Yes ooo, na then naija tv dey entertaining.... Unlike now

imperiouxx: It's either you don't know anything about game or you're stuck with PS1

Beg to differ sir, seems u follow the crowd...

1.1m a year is like 90k per month.... Well if the lady earns enuff to support or ready to suffer, he can go ahead

lordhugo: Where you shurrup! should i play fifa cos of just the commentary and[b] realistic gaming?[/b] i play PES cos i want to be superhuman when i play and i can be a messi ,ronaldo or a bale anutym anyday.......

Even staffs of EA won't agree with this comment

I now see why guys claim that girls of today can't cook.... How wud u boil stew for 1-2hrs O ga ooo

Why are people to pay?

Mamacita007: i do. people can call the channel to choose out of 3 or 4 movies & they will play the most selected one very late that night. they always disappointed us but i never called sha

pls watccccchhhh safe heaven. u wont be disappointed

Before you owned my 50% of my heart, right now you just bought the other 50

Second bolded part, bribery n corruption

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Yvete:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs

Enjoy!!! Commodores - Nightshift

Who remembers DBN's night shift??

Yvete: Naa .. you will love it. Better than Blackberry babes

Really doubt that

Yvete: World war Z was okay ... not all that! Safe Haven was great. Thanks

World war Z is good

Safe Haven sounds like a chick flick, won't even bother

Yvete: Really?? ... You finally did? That's cool, but it's because you never really liked football. I paused the movie for live football ... yeaAAA!
Next time, watch it at a sports bar!

So watching it in a bar is better than watching it live... Then the sport sucks

Yvete: Any NFL - American football fans here? Seems like y'all are soccer fanatics. NY Giants vs Dal Cowboys is ON!!!

Went to watch a football yesterday, dry as F*** mehn

Yvete: ewww ... 'Warm bodies' is a zombie comedy. I don't like movies with violence and I get bored easily at the movie theater unless I go with a bunch of people. I'm watching 21 and over at the moment and downloading 'White house down' - Are you saying its over-hyped?

O ga ooo... You and ur criteria

It's an over-hyped comedy that some drunks compare to a good movie... Sickening

You might enjoy it cause you like comedy but I didnt cos under such circumstances, this should not have been a comedy

[quote author=p.josh]This is a conversation between my uncle and I.

Uncle: Josh, what course do you want 2 study.
Me: Computer Science
Uncle: Why
Me: Because I like it
Uncle: Do you know any programming language
Me: Yes, I know python and am still learning it.
Uncle: Who taught you?
Me: I learnt it by my self.
Uncle: Do not study com. Sci
Me: Why?
Uncle : Why waste 4 years in a Nigerian university studying Computer Science when you can learn it on your own or even register and learn it somewhere else.

Me: I will need the certificate when looking for work.

Uncle: Look, even if you want to learn computer science don't depend on your cert. When looking for work, you can work on your own.

To some extent, what he said is true. I advice other student not to take Computer Science as a course.[/quote]If your uncle is not a computer scientist then don't mind him

[quote author=I.Joan]Basically, you have to be in the Science class(take further maths, physics, chemistry,etc)...

Computer Science is usually in the Faculty of Technology/Engineering(sometimes Science) and those subjects are needed to be admitted into those Faculties.[/quote]During my years further maths wasn't necessary, has this criteria changed now?

Mamacita007: 47% rating is wat i saw online. have u seen django unchaind? am i seeing blackberry babez on ur list? llooooll we've watched it sha.
1. facebook love (naija)
2. baby oku in america (naija
3. the look of love
4. as cool as I am
4. Safe heaven (i told u abt this one before). my best!!!!

Yes I have, it's just there to me

Leripa: 12 months ke?

No be last year she invite u make u go cook for am?

Yvete: I need a good movie recommendation to download for the weekend. I despise movie theaters. No action/Sci-fi movies (Olarwarlay take note) Romantic comedy please.

Have a list for you:
1. Blackberry babes 1
2. Blackberry babes 2
3. 21 and over
4. Warm bodies
5. Jack the giant slayer

Why do you despise movie theaters? Cos of the Batman shooting?

Mamacita007: I went to see the butler on monday. its a very good movie. have u seen it? i just checked olympus has fallen & the rating is poor for 47%. im planning to see the worlds end soon

47%, obviously the raters dunno how to rate at all.... That movie is one of the best this year... Wonder what they rated white house down? Probably higher cause of Jamie Foxx... That's why I don't watch award shows any more.... They pick actors, rather than quality

Mamacita007: yes becos ive been shopping wit it. macy's is having clearance sales today but i cant go

OMG! Now I have to declare bankruptcy

Still looking for the poster's point... So they should reject a member because she didn't come with her family abi?? A lot of ppl go there temporarily to solve an issue and move on; so they should insist those ones bring their whole family... Lemme guess you're a Coza member trying to drag attention away from your church, accept ur problems and shut up

Mamacita007: kpolli's church hahahahahaaa

Why are you laughing?

Mamacita007: mmmm mmmm

Why haven't u paid ur phone bill, wetin do the black card I gave u?

Have u maxed it out already?

Yvete: The lecturer is an embarassment. Can't make a coherent argument. He has nothing to say!

He is not an embarrassment, Lagos state is an embarrassment for hiring such nonentity

Why do they keep embarrassing this LASU lecturer? Not fair!!!! Let him talk!!!

flynbird: Tired of trying to settle in. My landlord just said he can rent out the apt to me anylonger cos the court wouldn't stamp/seal the lease agreement unless I've lived in the US for over 1yr or have a green card... School has resumed since tuesday and I still haven't even step a foot into the school....

Wow!

Seems u've had it hard since you got here

Where is my phone, I need to call someone

olarwarlay: Lmao.... Yes She does, and i do too

You scared?

Wanna dey scared die... Customs no let me carry my odeshi

Mamacita007: I heard u pple are missing me too much lloooooll u av not seen me becos my new program is rigorous especially microbiology class. for this 1st quarter we're already spending 8 hours a day monday to thursday & 2 hours a day on Friday lab to prepare for clinicals starting next month. the assignment & group work alone can drive somebody maaaaadtt but God dey sha i'll be back this weekend

My boo is back... But wait are your classes not meant to be 9/12hrs not 34hrs

Mamacita007: u dont like the woman at all hahahahahaaa i miss u endtime kiss. I didnt forget the surprise

It's not as if I don't like her, she is not as creative as Yvete feels...
Awww baby

Mamacita007: kpolli is not from tx. we dont have guns like u & yvete llooooooll. are u off today? i have a group meeting this afternoon but one of our members have an emergency so she couldn't make it. just wanna relax before I go back home to study

Yvete carries a gun