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isacolukay: Thanks boss! Lemme av 2 shots of monkey tail on the rocks while I peruse the menu.

If not for data loss, you for no remember us

If you're close enough, you can tell him

Ibn sultan: seven parents of the abducted female pupils of the Government Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State, have died of trauma.

The National Chairman of the Chibok community under the Kibaku Area Development Association, Dr. Pogu Bitrus, disclosed this on Friday at a news conference in Abuja.

He said the Boko Haram sect had killed 229 people in 15 attacks on the Chibok community.

The community asked the Federal Government to negotiate with the terrorist sect for the release of the 219 Chibok school girls abducted by the group.

Bitrus said the Federal Government had yet to provide adequate security in Chibok area since the girls’ abduction, even in the face of persistent attacks by the violent group.

He also called for the construction of the 40km Mbalala-Chibok-Damboa federal road which he claimed had been abandoned for over 20 years.

Bitrus said, “Today (Friday) is 81 days since the abduction and in spite of the firm categorical statements by the Chief of Defence Staff that the location of the girls is known to the government, the appalling situation and agony encompassing the unfortunate abduction saga and detention of the Chibok girls by the Boko Haram insurgents continues and the rescue efforts by the government is yet to yield any result.

“So far, Boko Haram has carried out 15 attacks on the Chibok (Kibaku) nation involving 19 villages with over 229 killed and over 100 injured. Some of the victims of the attacks are parents and relations of the abducted girls and thereby adding more pains to the traumatic condition in the Chibok community.

“While the situation persists, many distressed parents are dying of heart attack and frustration as their dejection had become unbearable. On record, seven parents have lost their lives due to the trauma of the situation.”

The Chibok elder, however, called for the reconstruction of the Government Secondary School, Chibok, and building of another secondary school in the town as a result of large number of students in a class

http://www.punchng.com/news/chibok-girls-seven-parents-die-of-trauma/

What position is that

Sponge3: I am new on this thread but I have been an ardent follower. I have ga post and a tuition waiver but got accepted into only one state university. I have been denied before. What are my chances? Have u gotten your visa?

My gre is poor 310/340.

Nb:I have posted my experience before.

You had this credentials and you were denied?
310/340 gave you a GA post and you call it poor??
Shouldn't be hard for you to get a Visa

Well ESPN is owned by Disney and they strike me as being racist so am not surprised

Looks like something a republican will write....

You're the owner of the car, if anything bad is done with it.... You would be arrested, so go take your property

Mondisweets: Why is my fav beer parlour so quiet

We were on Christmas break.... Happy new year

isacolukay: Maybe your presence here will liven things up.

Happy new year sir, what can we serve you? New menus have been added

Yvete: #Stunned - Did you spend NYE in my city or you got the Suya elsewhere? Na wa for you! I told you that we should have gone to get suya, only for you to go M.I.A ... hehe ... A friend sells great tasting Hausa-style Suya. Was it at Ahmed's place you got it?

Nope... At Zanzi

I didn't go MIA, you guys did

Mamacita007: Which of them is that? the uncle with pot belly or the fat one that jumped in thru my window

Oh so you like fat men...... Well I saw both

Mamacita007: And u abandoned me

Abandoned you how? I called, texted, went to your house to knock your door, bang your window.. Yet you didn't answer me... And yes I saw that "uncle" in your room

Mamacita007: I declare that this new year is our year of testimonies

Amen!!!

Yvete: How was y'alls outing last night this morning? Hungover??

We didn't enter... Just bought suya and went back home....

Happy new year People!!!!!

Happy new year Everyone!

Vallotti: As a female. . . I HAVE NEVER MET ANY MALE MY AGE MATE THAT IS AS A DEVELOPMENTAL/COGNITIVE EQUAL.
They tend to act 10 or 20 YEARS IN THE DEFICIENCY column emotionally and spirtually-speaking. To put it directly. . . THEY ACT LIKE IJJJIOTS!

As I get older. . . THE GAP WIDENS. . . .
Sooooooooooooooooo I would have to say NO!
It would not work for me. I NEED A 10 YEAR GAP!!!! So, I CAN HAVE SOME TIME AND PATIENCE WITH HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZE THAT REFUSES TO GROW UP!!!

I need a man. . . not a boy!

SHE WILL OUTGROW YOU IN ABOUT 5 YEARS. . . .AND LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER IF SHE AGES LIKE MOST NIGERIAN OR NAIRALAND WOMEN!!!!

Age does not usually correlate with maturity. . . BUT IN MY DEALINGS WITH NIGERIAN MAN. . . .

THE BIGGER THE SHOE SIZE. . . THE SMALLER THE BRAIN!

OP. . . goodluck!

You're still a child, when you reach 23, your mindset would change

@OP, there is nothing bad in it... If I get the chance... I will because contrary to belief, na them dey respect pass.... I would rather have my age mate slap me than a girl 10yrs younger..... If she takes care of herself.... After 8 kids, she would still look hot....

Mamacita007: Ive heard this advice from d beginning that we can't change men. so why should she even bother just becos she's desperate or wat. now u want her to date party rockers out of desperation

Who told you that? You can change a man, all it takes for him to see the blessings in your life and he would envy that and seek it...

Mamacita007: stop lying loooooool

So you are calling me a liar abi

How do you know you won't be the one to change your future husband and inspire him to join the ministry? All those party rockers you have pushed away.... Well he was one of them

Nairaboi: Those days when your day will be unfinished until you visit nairaland. The days of lefulefu, yeye4life, the real 190, kpolli, jay bees advice, yagbaboy1, deshclone. . . them really plenti and these guys made us lol keep the names coming. . .

Awww

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

Merry Christmas everyone!!

Mamacita007: https://www.9to5gifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/merry-christmas-xmas-2013-gifs1.gif

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Been texting you and it's been bouncing since

OjaP: Mr. Kpolli,

You are so right about that. I guess Imperiouxx did not just take his time to explain well. That I have done in my post above.

Anywhoo, I should let you know that what caught my attention in that post of yours was the word "bashing". I only mentioned ASUU just to buttress the fact that our education system is in a mess.

If you are familiar with my style of writing, you would know that I always write people's monikers in bold. Enjoy your night sir.

When I wrote "bolded" I was talking of the imperiouxx's post that I bolded a portion of when saying it was unnecessary.... Same to you bro

OjaP: Whether or not he answered the question being asked, I just think Imperiouxx has not in anyway bashed our dear country NIGERIA as you've claimed. You may not be in agreement with his comparison, but the fact is that what he said about how the Nigerian government pay little attention to education is true. Only in Nigeria would Academic Staff Union of Universities go on strike for 5 months.

Question was does web ranking really tell a lot about real academic strength? Didn't say compare and contrast standard of Education in Nigeria and here......

The bolded part wasn't necessary....

I do not see any ASUU in the question....

OjaP: I honestly don't see that as bashing. These are known facts.

Was the question comparing the 2 countries standard of education?

imperiouxx: Number 4000 school in US is 10X better of number 1 school in Nigeria..... Why? They don't strike, they have state of the art facilities and take education seriously unlike Nigeria that takes only oil and politics seriously.

About ranking, yea it matters in term of research strength and faculty (instructor).

Unnecessary..... You don't need to bash your country to make your point sir

zube01: 5. Drink to stupor. Is it the sheer pettiness of wanting to get one's money's worth that would make a passenger drink like a fish? (Remember, its Nigerians we're talking about here). Of course, it's not the drinking that bothers me but the mindless banter and laughter at completely 'unfunny' things that drives me up the Berlin wall (just like that - after a couple of drinks you'd be in stitches when you read 'drive me up the berlin wall').

Drinking to stupor belongs to white chicks

texanomaly: For my husband...Private showing.

Plus it's a great core workout.

Ghen ghen

Mamacita007: am a hotstepper amefrica is my witness amefrica shey u remember that night at the club

Why don't I believe that

texanomaly: Practice...

I don't go to clubs because there is too much smoke, and too many drunk idiots.

So you're practicing it to do it where then?

Mamacita007: becos practice makes perfect. that's how i learnt my twerk moves like da sundrop commercial

So u can twerk.... Hmm

texanomaly: I'm not a club girl. I've only done it in front of the mirror.

Now why would you do it front of a mirror and not in a club?

Mamacita007: mmmm kpolli said this? some people are changing for the better

Someone is changing me

pc guru: hehehehehe Drizzle get babe nau, Uchman might be gay,oya tell me your name obviously you be gbadada boy

I am not a Gbagada boy...... Ask them who I am, they would give u my name

pc guru: your bf reminds me of one of my uncle, an ungrateful SOB, you are better off without him, am not rich but I go the extra mile for my babe and close ones because they do the same for me, its loyalty.

Remi are you not too young to have a babe? When Uncle Drizzle and Daddy Uchman are still single

ARareGem: Dear Mimi, I'm sorry to read about your predicament. But first of all, you ought to have known that a man is hardly more romantic in marriage than he was when courting. So then you really shouldn't expect more.

Second, you were aware of the insanely close relationship between your fiancé (husband) and his lady friend, didn't that raise any red flags in your mind before you went to the altar? I mean this issue should have been cleared long before now. You make it apparent to see that your husband still has feelings for the other woman.

Third, it's quite alarming that a newly weded husband is not bothered that his wife gets upset because of a bothersome relationship he has with another woman. Though we've only heard one part of the story, so I want to believe there's more than you let us know.

I would advise you to put the other woman out of your mind. Try to avoid checking his calls and messages so you don't further upset yourself and get into a fight with him.

He proposed to you, took you to the altar, exchanged vows with you, he must have seen something beautiful and real in you that made him do all these. So be willing to fight for your marriage. Do those things that please him, cook for him, clean for him, chat with him, show him more love. Avoid complaints, murmurings, quarrels. If he's not bringing home the romance, then YOU bring home the romance. Fight for your marriage.

And if you're a Christain, prayers never hurt.

The only thing he saw was that she was willing to marry him b4 2015..... The husband even told her why he didn't marry the other woman....

He might divorce her in 2015 and marry the 23yr old.... or better still keep both