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[quote author=endtime_signs]I saw this on my friend Black berry DP, and he wrote on his status “Tallest man in Lagos…Agoro”[/quote]Yeah he is very tall.... Stays or stayed (dunno anymore) near unilag.... Used to drive a regular benz that had to have it's drivers seat readjusted... Last time I saw him, he was on a jeep level

Dumb post, so the guy should work hard to get a girl, while she gets the rich guy for free.... How is this unfair to women

So the guy gives while the girl receives

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Mamacita007: With 2 yr contract with AT&T galaxy note is $299



Tonight is scandal with olivia pope. team mellie

I am not doing contract....

ighoosagie: Mark 10:7, 11 KJV

For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife; And he saith unto them,



Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committed adultery against her. @ my bolded I'm marrying both simultaneously.


Bible neva said we shud not add to our wife/wives, it only said we shud not divorce like Chris okotie


@ur bolded ,


John 4:21, 24 KJV

Jesus saith unto her, Woman, believe me, the hour cometh, when ye shall neither in this mountain, nor yet at Jerusalem, worship the Father.

God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

And you want to take my mamacita from me.... Bro you got jokes... You wanna add her to your list of wives abi

Mamacita007: Cheaper than the normal price. many electronics like camera, phones, tablets will be on sale
Hp laptop 14" for $278
Apple mini ipad for $299 with free 100 box walmart gift card
samsung galaxy s4 for $40

http://www.theblackfriday.com/Apple-iPad-Mini-16GB--100-Gift-Card/2243.htm

Are you serious?

Mamacita007: Ok. i'll check it now


Black friday is nov 29th. who is going shopping? i heard that samsung galaxy note 10.1 will sell for a low price

Low price being?

Mamacita007: Come here jor

kunlebal: My people is it possible to go by road from dallas to california, cos I will be landing in dallas before going to Anaheim in california

Though I am not to help u since ur planning my downfall... But am more man than that, it's roughly 21hrs if u drive but since you can't drive here it's 1 day 9hrs by greyhound

CFCfan: Good morning to you, dear. My night was awesome. I watched "Killing Kennedy" on NatGeo.

Bros is already learning how to "kill Kpolli" but odeshi dey my body.... God is on my right side, my mamacita on my left....

olarwarlay: Kpolli, no mind all them haters jare .... Me i dey your back anytime.

Mamacita, no fall my hand ooo.

Thanks sir

ighoosagie: I concur.


Nairaland romance sec kids b lik "click like if u think mamacita is single and searching"

CFCfan: Chairman ko, councillor ni.

kunlebal: Lol, na me them dey call baddest guy so mr chairman kpolli watch your back

O ga ooo... I didn't know the haters were this much...

Mamacita007: hahahahaha visit me if you want to die im joking. kpolli is nice

CFCfan: Who be Kpolli? Make he park well joor

The Chairman

Mamacita007: Fly away llooooooll i went bowling tonight

Hmm

You're enjoying without me.... Went for a wake-keep

olarwarlay: Haaa! Oga Kpolli is not playing ooo..

I can't play with such

Leripa: Nice one, keep it up bro.

Yes boss

Mamacita007: You're not well oooo hahahahahaha

Honey-boney but I am

Mamacita007: kpooooollliiiiiiii

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mamacita007: yummy dominos had better pay me for this advertising llooooll which one did you order? if u told me i would have given you a discount coupon i like pacific veggie

Pepperoni and chicken.... Damn I forgot, from now I won't go shopping without contacting you

Mamacita007: Mine is healthy so kpolli doesn't mind. didnt u see where he said he ordered dominos. my box lasts for 4 days except days like last night when i ate more than 2 slices if you've not tried it, grab your copy pizza nooooowwwww!!!!!!

Makes that place I like bigger

[quote author=Bleble-swag]I want 2 knw why ugly girls ve better, handsome, caring n loving guys n vice-visa but d beautiful/handsome 1s dnt? Am asking cos ve seen many many cases lik dat wher ugly girls always ve d best n d pretty 1s dnt n vice-visa. Has any1 seen such? but WHY??[/quote]Cos they value their men

Mamacita007: Scandal is the best show right now. why don't you like it. is it becos of the story with olivia pope? we're in the 3rd season

Best to u.... story is crap, acting is crap...... wud rather watch paint dry

Mamacita007: as if you don't eat dominos pizza hows you?

Just ate the best pizza ever (by domino's)

Mamacita007: Scandal is on ABC. u won't regret this episode. catch it early online

Me watch scandal, last thing ever

Mamacita007: In typical ghost mode! Went to work out of town - (countryside - In Kpolli's words, 'rural area') ... saw this interesting plane home. I think the owner made it out of a real plane cos' it had Spirit Airlines written on its other half.

Uploading pictures on NL is a mess though. Every picture is too large. pfft

Which kpolli?

Mamacita007: Its still better than going to israel

Better than going to Israel? Pls how?

Mamacita007: Even you. hahahaha have you been to 6 flags? my former Church went to florida for pilgrimage. instead of going to israel, they have the whole holy land experience there. the tomb of Jesus, the manger where he was born & where he turned water into wine

Nope I have not, do you wanna take me?
So they created their own holy land and visit there for pilgrimage.... Impressive but defeats the purpose

olarwarlay: See scoping.... Kpolli na badt sharp guy

I learnt from you sir

Mamacita007: Hey Kpolli.

Hey coded person!

Mamacita007: hahahahahaa flying tins
some people go there for sky diving but its expensive. $199 for 3 miles including pictures of you in the air

Our ke? Am afraid of heights

Don't worry baby, that won't be expensive to us soon

His so called version is not the same lyrics and beats... so what is his point? Shizzi is not to blame at all, he did what he was paid to do

Mamacita007: i didnt take this pic. internet view just to show you the top

I tot u took this pic while on ur way for your nightly meetings

Mamacita007: 1 vita malt for me happy Sunday!!!!!!!

Vita what? Happy Sunday to u too

seangy4konji: any one in dis bar?

How can I be of service sir?

Mondisweets: im serious

Ok I believe u

Mondisweets: no reason really

don't bliv that.... a girl never does anything for nothing

Mondisweets: no i deactivated the other account

ahn ahn why?

Mondisweets: Hello

Hello

Is this an impostor

Amefrica: When my number flashed, I walked up to the man. I already saw my docs on his desk/table.
I was expecting normal stuff like "why are you going to the US?" etc

VO- Why did you choose SMSU?
Me- the school has a well structured curriculum and it aligns with my career aspirations.
VO- What are your career aspirations?
Me- It's my wish to become a minister, recently d former minister of foreign affairs Ambassador Olugbenga Ashiru was sacked because of incompetency, and the minister of aviation bought 255m naira cars recently. I'm one of the changes Nigeria needs.
VO- good! How did you get to know abt this school?
Me- I did research online and I mail the admission office.
VO- What sites did you use? And did you apply to any other school?
Me- I used petersons and studentsreview, I applied to Southern Arkansas University and Western Illinois University
VO- why did you choose SMSU over them?
Me- *you asked me b4 nah* the school has a well structured curriculum and it aligns with my career aspirations. The school also has a unique faculty system that allows student to discover new possibilities n opportunities in classes. With the student to faculty ratio of 17:1
VO- did you do any exam?
Me- yes I did TOEFL
VO- who's going to pay?
Me- my parents.
VO- what does ur dad n mum do?
Me- my dad is into building construction n real estate, my mum is a legal practitioner n property consultant..
I'm sorry blah blah blah

Sorry for any typographical errors.. I feel like taking my own life

Sorry bro