We met in the church and the rest is history.

Seun way don forget say una write application sef.

Sirebrightlight:
September October November December January February March April may June July August..... Count and tell me how many months are listed here 🤐🤐🤐🤔👀👀

So if he pays in August, that means the following year he'll pay in July abi.

PrinceofSarcasm:
It's September to August

So the following year, it would be July then?

Yeye.

You people should stop giving this yeye boy publicity.

Brenn594:
He who price must pay, so he paid for what he was paid for😁

Forgiveness is a sin.

davit:
No wonder sunlight is no longer in the market.

I still have sunlight at home, the one I've been using since December last year.

1994 till date.

Beverlyjean:
@Omenka ...so u still exist here... no one missed u... so please u can go back to that cave that u were exiled to .... u are one of those that started this tribal bigotry on NL

That guy basically doesn't have a life outside Nairaland. He's the worst of the worst tribalist.

Most of Seun's mods are either afraid or too weak to do anything about him.

He has multiple monika's that he uses to spread hate.

That guy is something else.

I agree. People need to take back their communities stolen by terrorists who are on a steady supply of ammunition.

Sijo01:



You mean you bought old layer for 7k 😁 🤣 🤣. As it gotten to this?

To be honest, I don't even know which is old or new layer..... For people like us that don't go to the market.

I learnt something from you today.

Thanks.

nairalanda1:
The date of Nigeria's breakup is always being pushed forward.

Fact is, Nigeria is going to exist in 2123, because at the end, most people benefit more from a united Nigeria than a disunited Nigeria.

Biafra is a pipe dream. No, it is, and it is because eastern minorites are still annoyed with the Igbos. Most minority tribes are invested more in one Nigeria than in division, where they would be at the mercy of the big tribes , as it was before the British came. Hausas and Yorubas too, as well as Fulanis. Even the Igbo elite.

Yes, no one likes the idea of one Nigeria. But it is unfortunately the least bad of a large set of bad options.

The problem with Nigeria is that we are trying to run a supposedly large economy on a tiny financial base that is decimated by corruption and stealing, which everyone does. And we don't want to do industries because it means a long period of suffering, and that's not what independence was sold to us as...no, independence meant more kudy in our pocket. Did not happen, because it was not possible. But we still believe the lie...somewhat.


Anyway, most of the secessionists know how to do protests. Actual political agitation for secession, they know not. Once it is election, they all line up behind PDP and APC. Am yet to see a party formed that would at the very least promise restructuring now...which could lead to secession. Na to play revolution they all know.

All this your epistle is jargons..... We know people like you, even if a party comes out today to campaign on restructuring and all what you've mentioned, people like you would try to dig out one issue or the other to discredit that person..... particularly if he/she is not from you region.

You all will line up behind APC so they can continue looting the country dry.

So please just spare us all this talk.

I love Nazgul's posts. Dude is very realistic

I support Indian customers so I can confidently say that they are very difficult to work with. At least most of them.

nazicartel:
Igbos are many ooo.. There are Igbos in Oyigbo/obigbo. These Igbos in Oyigbo have their brothers in Ukwa ( west and East of Abia state ). They speak Asa and Ndoki... There are Igbos in Etche/omuma... They are also related to the Abia part of Owaza ( same Asa )... There are also Igbos close to Imo state.... Igbos are indigenes of Rivers state too

Thanks for the clarification.

Nazgul:

See I don't have strength for your baseless arguments. If you delibrately choose to misinterprete what I wrote fine. You can say and think whatever you want. As long as it would give you relief. Just keep away from my mentions.

Lol baba don vex.

nazicartel:
That's not central Igbo
He's mixing a slight of Ndoki and Asa... He's mixing more of Ndoki.... Ndoki and Opobo are slightly related. My friend from Opobo speaks Ndoki Abit too.... So, when people that ain't from Rivers talk about Igbo this and that in Rivers, it's always funny to us that our maternal home is from that axis. Rivers has a place called Oyigbo. This Oyigbo has more of oil wells ( if I'm not mistaken ) than so many noisy parts of Rivers state. From Afam , egberu down to Afam ukwu has more of oil deposits...

Thanks for the clarification.

Just curious, are there any indigenous Igbo in Rivers State? If yes, where do they occupy?

What does BBL mean?

Is it Big Brother Lagos?

Nazgul:
This post was triggered by a friend of mine who is passing through hell in his 3 year old marriage. His wife made him believe that money isn't everything and he ignorantly got married to her in his indigent state. She stopped respecting him a long time ago. As I'm typing this, she has left him with their 1 year old daughter in Lagos and relocated back to Uyo.

So let's talk about money in courtship, Because you will need plenty of it in marriage.

Those who are of the opinion that all that matters in marriage is love not money are not serious! In fact I'd like to term them as jokers. Why? Because love won't pay your bills and put food on the table.

Women naturally respect financially buyouant men. Or in simpler terms, men who have money.

So don't let any woman manipulate you into marriage when you are not financially ready simply because age is fighting against her, because if you succumb to her pressure and get married to her, you are in for a Shocker

Women can sweet tongue you into doing what you don't want to do and blame you for being stupid to listen to her in the first place.

Before any lady corner you and tie you down in forced matrimony, ask the following questions...

1. How much do you both earn monthly? How much will you require to run your marriage monthly? Take inflation into consideration, and calculate how much you will spend on rent, feeding, utility bills, transportation, medicals among others.

2. Who pays the running bills monthly? The husband, the wife or both of you? At what percentage? 50/50, 60/40, 70/30? Discuss it with your Partner.

3. How long will you both work as salary earners? Any plan to invest in other businesses? What does it take? How much of your fiance will it take? What type of sacrifice will it require?

4. Will you engage in monthly savings? If yes, how much percentage of your salaries would go into savings?

5. Will you be operating a Joint or Separate accounts? Discuss this with your partner.

6. If you are running a business; How much does it generate monthly? Would she join you in running it when you get married? If yes how best can you two grow your monthly income?

7. What are your yearly Financial goals? How do you both plan to achieve them?

8. Do you believe in paying tithe, first fruits, offerings and sowing special seeds? You need to discuss this with your partner, so you can both plan ahead whenever the need for such financial commitment arises.

9. What percentage of your income will be going to your parents or siblings monthly? Discuss this with your partner. It's very important.

10. When CHILDREN start coming, how MUCH will you need to take good care of them monthly? Would you want them to attend public school or private school, are there affordable Private schools in your neighborhood where you can enroll them, what percentage of your earnings or savings would they require monthly to see them through nursery and primary school. Would government secondary school be better for them or private? Would public universities be better or private or abroad? These are things you must iron out with your partner before getting married.

Plan your FINANCES before getting married.

Set up your self for Financial growth not Financial failure in marriage.

Most broken marriages occur due to lack of finances or poor financial planning from one or both couples.

cc nlfpmod

This is the summary of the matter. If you don't have money, stay away from marriage.

It's funny that most people just stay on Nairaland and write rubbish without even knowing what is going on on ground in Imo State.

You can never meet any Imo State indigene that has any good thing to say about Hope Uzodinma, but that is the same person INEC wants us to believe swept the whole LGAs in Imo State and had over half a million votes.

Even if you want to cheat for the man, at least don't make it look too obvious.

What we are calling democary in Nigeria is worse that military rule.

Opinion27:
VAR was meant to improve football, but apparently it needs to be improved on

People are not seeing the bigger picture here.

All these refs want is to misuse VAR so that everyone would complain that they don't want it again......then the refs would continue their cheating undetected when VAR would be gone.

Nazgul:

I don't use that meter. But some prepaid meters becomes difficult to load when you totally exhaust the units.

A friend once shared a similar problem with me on how he was having problems recharging after he exhausted his units, I advised him to always top-up whenever his units drops below 20. That he shouldn't allow it get to 0.00. Ever since then, he told me he hasn't encountered any problems in recharging the meter.

So I'll suggest you do the same. But first you have to take it back to whoever issued it for you, let them assist you in loading the token you bought. Once they do, ensure you don't allow the units finish completely before recharging.

If you don't want the headache of recharging every now and then, you can buy units in bulk. Say like 10-20k. That should keep you going for up to 3weeks.

This is so true. My unit finished last week and it took me almost the whole day before the meter accepted the token I bought. I would start toping up before it finishes to avoid stories that touch.

Don't blame the leaders, blame the stupid masses that keeps on collecting crumbs from them and doing their bidding.

It's a case of a man stealing a billion naira and giving you 10k.... And you're ready to die for the man.

Eko bridge was closed for more than a year due to their so called "maintenance". After opening the bridge, there was nothing to show for the closure.

Billions of naira went down the drain for nothing.

The railings weren't replaced, the street lights don't work..... absolutely nothing to show for the closure.

You would never see EFCC probe these types of ghost budgets.

DND069:
Omo una wey dey relationship dey try. How will I be monitoring adults? 😅

All these things are pure stress.

There's nothing wrong doing a little digging on the lady or guy you intend settling down with.

It's only a careless fellow that would go into a marriage with someone without making their own findings first.

paulosan:
Hi Nairalanders,
I had to use this new moniker for the purpose of this post.

I have been going out with my lady for 7 months now, and the relationship has been beautiful with everything falling in the right places, she has most of the qualities i have always desired in a woman.

I traveled out of town for two weeks, i got back yesterday, she opted to make me something before i got back so she went to my house earlier yesterday to prepare food.

I noticed that since I got back she has been texting on her smaller phone and has been carrying the phone everywhere while leaving the big one on the bed or anywhere. She work up this morning and continued texting on that phone, i have been acting like i am not seeing all the moves so that i can actually find out what it is.

I am trying so hard to be calm in other not to make her realize and wipe anything that might be as a pointer to evidence.

I have been having different thoughts as to have to handle it:
1. I was thinking of checking the phone, depending on what i see, i will ask her who she has been texting, i will after a few days like i did not see anything.
2. The second thought was i ask her who she has been texting and request that she opens the text and we see together.

I don't want to jump into conclusion until i see what it is. I really don't know what to do, i am confused and i don't want to make mistakes with my marital life as i plan settling down.

Please advice me, criticism is welcomed as i know some people will come at me.

Wait to find out who she is texting before discussing it with her.

Because if she suspects you know.... She would wipe the phone clean.

Amaechi is one funny guy. If he had won the APC primaries and also the presidency, he won't be saying all these.

Same with Tinubu as well.

Many Tinubu supporters are on Twitter begging for money to eat and feed their families, but they are the most tribalistic here.

Nigeria shouldn't be a country because we have many dumb people.

Godwin4444:
he should tell igbos

Cos suddenly now amaechi is gradually becoming their hero

Same way Omockery is now your hero, since he's no more insulting tinubu but attacking Obi.

Lol..... Bunch of clowns.

illicit:
That year I dey JSS 2

I saw the victims on TV, some drowned inside canal


🤕

Lol. I was in SS1, I could feel the shaking from our house back then at Anthony.

happney65:


I have no idea about MFM's succession plan nor his children.

Are his children too going to take over the church business?

Of course they would. His wife and children are already strategically positioned to succeed him when the time comes.

happney65:


I watched a little bit of the handing over to Jimmy and his sister Tolu on their YouTube channel yesterday.

A lot of them will do the same. Winners o, Embassy o, Their children are all pastors manning big churches in Europe and America.

By the time the owner passes away, It is transferred to the children or the wife and then it remains permanently in the Family.

I don't have anything against them using their children as successors afterall it is a family business. What I have against is them saying it is what the Holy spirit wants. No it is not as that is a blantant lie.

If tommorow I want to start going to church,You won't find me in any pentecostal church. I'll prefer to go to an Orthodox church

Today's brand of pentecostalism was created for financial prosperity preaching and was created as a family business and it shall remain so in Jesus name.

You missed MFM which to me, should be number 1 in your list.