₦airaland Forum

muredo: Gbagun,shut or shot,their or thier

toluleke: wetin make we do den...wat d big deal abt dis...see as dem look like hungry lions...na so all chelsea fans be

igbsam: And you call that ridiculous ? My friend got married to an owerri girl last year. He paid a bride price of N2.5million, after which, he bought the wedding materials for all the relatives, from the mother, to the father down to the uncles and aunties, the sisters and cousins including nephews. He was also give 2 family members to train in school and business. After 8months of the wedding.....the bride's father demanded for a car and the father specifically asked for a 2005 c-class Mercedes Benz Car which he borrow money to buy for him. The mother asked for some money to fill her shop with stocks which my friend is still finding it difficult to give her. Isn't this ridiculous ?

acidtalk: What in Heaven's name is This Country Nigeria turning into?

If this so called House of Representative members have nothing to do, can they just close that chambers, give the keys to Tambuwwal to continue globe trotting with rotimi Ameachi in his private jet. This whole thing is making a mockery of this country.

Is it the Head of Jamb the House of Representative are meant to summon on the Dullards who have nothing in their heads and their parents who no longer scold them to go and read.


The educational standard as so gone down the drain that even a day to exams, students will have heavy ear phones in their ears (they call DRE abi shey na Snoppy) listening to some immoral meaningless songs being sang by all the so called illiterate wanna be dropouts.

Nothing in Nigeria is improving anymore, everything seems to be nose diving, from morals, to spiritual life, educational standard, respect, conscience, trust, hardwork, humility, honesty......


Tambuwwal tell your boys to face more pressing issues rather than blaming an innocent man and his team for marking genuinely without bias what those useless dullards tick in the exam sheet.

Well, I don't blame dem sef. Afterall the thief that called himself Farouk Lawan was the chairman Committee on Education. They are looking for ways to siphone bribe from the Budget given to Jamb this year.

Students : if una dare insult me, na the person wey dey the oldest picture for una house una dey talk to.

Olodo bunch of students in a dead nation. Like Olodo Students like their Dumb President.

Ejiné: Sorry dude, my fiancee is way hotter. But then again, you're talking about the girls on Nairaland, so you may be right.

Swaggot00: see talk' u wan kum dy lie kum dy form holy 4 here abi? we knw ur type..
my g.f kinda develop dis new type of play nw (abi wetin i fit cal am nw) weneva we done or wen she aint putin anythng on, she wld put both hands on her bottom and start showin me her a.s.s.hole (nt her V bt hole) n wld even try to sit on my face (Gawd! ) Tld her to stop, bt she think im jst pretendin i dnt lyk it n she think its funny. Getin kinda tired of d gal nw slf

jhydebaba: I donated one of my kidneys to her, now she's fine n realized I'm not good for her cuz I've a kidney.

ibehkc: The girl carry diamond for toto? Na babe wey u go give every tin, before u cross boarder line she don dey poke another man dey tell am u re d best. Not in dis generation no more cos even virgins dey suck cock and dia breast don fall finish and dey never break. Go NYSC camp see say soldier go Bleep 90% of graduates married and unmarried and she go come out boy go pay 3million for bride prize. Abeg ogami, if u no fit gimme ur daughter for 500 and na if she fit born ooh na im I go come pay u, marry am. Fake arse bitches flying like witches waiting for a drone to get wishes wen dey can't cook even in a kitchenna just to dey speak pigin dey wait make dey say dey re kinki. I rep UNIZIK jawe

imperiouxx: The thing in her tommy can't even let her say "NO" because it's a marriage proposal on it own.

PortHarcourtBoy: I no fit forget when I ball in JAMB hall with types A,B,C,D&E dey feel like James Bond, only to jam types S,A,L,I,M ...

Abobi froze!!

tellwisdom: That child could be a blessed child in disguise.....Wooomennnnn!! Wooooomennnnn!! ...Damboro shegeeh

onila: yr enjoying ooo

2 much money now

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U know some ladies of nowadays their ENGINE FAN BELT don cut [/size]

pleep: Only if she is a virgin. Im actually praying for that

Abbey2sam: All in the name of the ibos dominating nollywood,
And this are the kind of pple we see on our screen,

Or haven't you noticed?
Nollywood is all about ibos affairs

I can even act better than some of them

50calibre: Did I see Malcolm x, Reagan and mother Theresa on the guest list? Are they going to be there in spirit or what? Besides is banky W the most qualified person to represent Nigeria there?

Damojo: I dont want to say one thing and the religious fanatics at the top willl say another. That was how one Jehovah Witness refused to do blood transfusion and then died like a fowl. People need to learn, U can only try this if Ur life is 100% sin-free and ur faith can move mountains.

Damojo: I dont want to say one thing and the religious fanatics at the top willl say another. That was how one Jehovah Witness refused to do blood transfusion and then died like a fowl. People need to learn, U can only try this if Ur life is 100% sin-free and ur faith can move mountains.

candieangel12: Hiah! I dey use condom na, no shaking. D only man dat will do skin 2 skin wit me na my future hubby.

tellwisdom: **Spits**

arcbabe: After Rita saw all the comment about a pix shown on television,were she didn't wear bra and her breast went flat,she has eventually gone to enlarge her breast. Hmmmm kind of look good than b4 even if I don't subscribe to the idea of breast enlargement.

chagga: Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

BANGA SOUP: Abeg make una wash me lock jor,i got exom tomoroew,keke oya lets go to camp 2