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oglalasioux:
Nyanya is Abuja. It's less than 10 kilometres to the seat of power, Aso Rock. That Nyanya is intermingled with Nassarawa State doesn't take that status away.

Nyanya is in Nassarawa and not FCT, same as Mararaba

It's a red flag for some and I may not consider you for marriage buh I love it if a woman is naughty, takes alcohol and has tattoos and show some skin when you dress. Many would see it as red flag buh I enjoy being in the company of such babes.

Bitcoin (BTC) is a cryptocurrency. Users are able to generate BTC through the process of mining, it has a current supply of 19,288,317. It currently trades on over 9976 active markets.

As it this morning Monday March 4th, 2024, Bitcoin hit it's all time high of 100 million in Naira, converting that to the equivalent of dollar then it'd be evident that the surge is astronomical.

RIP to the dead, he'll be sorely missed.

tutudesz:
Na Ibori loyal boy Ebie be O! He didn't support Okowa candidate for governor

read to understand and not respond.

This man was Okowa's stooge, but things turned sour at the tail end of Okowa's regime but the way Tinubu rewarded him against active APC members who have been there for a long time is surprising to me, where did they dump the mace snatcher who lost governorship elections to PDP candidate na.

Wasted shape.

My advise is, check how tolerant they are to Nigerians, Kenya and South Africa is casted already for Nigerians, if they are hospitable and their exchange rate is good, please go. Make sure you have money to pay rent and feed for at least 2months before leaving. If you wanna go to Europe or America from there, it's easier than in Nigeria.

Anything that makes her visit my apartment, I go knack her that day, except she's on her flow . If I want a serious relationship, I can wait till the 2nd visit

Bring her to me, let me take her to my mom who's a retiree in her early 60s, I can assure you that within three months this girl will change, 13 is still young and can still be tamed, I can assure you that the training a retired primary school teacher will give to a 13 Y.O girl would help remould her. My mom is a comfortable widow and very homely and also a deaconess in church.

Victor earns almost 1billion naira monthly, spending 6m on his girl shouldn't be news cos his monthly pay is over 800m monthly.

Penalty shootout, they'll score first then we equalize and head to penalty.

Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.

Diswan don ment!😂😂😂

Throwback:
Ok.

Congratulations to him.

If he someday becomes Governor of Lagos State, I hope he will not domicile the state funds in a bank he was previously the Chairman and has major interests.

We know a certain "Saint" who was fraudulent enough to do so.

Otedola becoming the Governor is an insult. Moreover, his chains of business won't give him that opportunity

Dear Nairalanders, good to know you're all doing well. Please I need someone who can connect me with someone who can give me a car suitable to do Bolt especially Camry or Corolla models

Edo sets the pace for other states, it was evident in the last general elections and the last election that brought back Obaseki, the Labour Party would win if they field a popular and credible candidate.
Nobody should think that Shaibu would decamp to LP and Garner the sympathy of electorates, Obaseki is a master strategists who also has a stake in LP.

I'm interested. Chat me zero seven zero, 435 three, 7 five 95

11 million?

Plus1234:
He is the Antichrist and he is coming back.he released a video yesterday called “God made trump” he called himself the shepherd for mankind. Do you know the meaning of that? he called himself Lord,trying to mimic Jesus in saving the world.Any guy loved by the Jews and Christians is a big suspect.his deadly wound (trials)will be healed.

you go it wrong bruv, it's the reverse!

Namaster:
Forget marriage. Marriage is NEVER late for men.

If you have the money, LEAVE Nigeria. Don't even think twice.

There's no reason to stay in Nigeria unless you are part of the cabals.

best advice, if you begin to plan marriage with 200k, it may not carry you and your wife alone talk more of when children starts coming in. If you're able to fund your travel, please move, you can marry anytime.

Look for a good location and start POS business or you do thrift if you're a woman

MatrixReloaded:
Tomorrow marks it 3 weeks my baby is here with the mother(39 weeks 5 days). She did 4 scans all tru her pregnancy. The latest one was my concern when we notice discomfort amd the report didn't seems well. Remember induction is a forceful way to extract a baby and very painful and most tyms as I was told the baby might be too weak to accept such procedure. You don't want to have to struggle your baby out.
CS was our option, I signed the consent form and my spouse didn't have to eat anything. In the morning around 8am she was already in the ward. After anatesia, the doctor performed the cut under her belle line to expose her gauging uterus. The rest was pulling the baby out and the head was the last to follow.
I watched it like a movie scene with courage and praying.
At the end I smiled and the mother is OK and fully recovered. I don knack her one, but na slow slow 5 days ago self..

u don knack person wey do CS wirhin 3weeks, jeeeez. I no go blame u, na d woman wey dey in pains still dey open leg 4u, anyways d*ggy is okay

Manpasman:
Take a walk on a hill it will happen like magic

hmmmmm

Sexyv001:
Let your doctor insert this drug "Cytotec* on your viginal... Let him break the drug into half. Insert half for you shikina!

Thank me later


GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

yes, contraction might start but not a guarantee to be fully dilated within few hours, some could still stay so long that the doctor may recommend caesarean section

Adanambra1:
i am 39 weeks today and 5 days oo
first timer mama
i don exercise tire
chop pineapple tire
i dey do the do regularly
i don chop spicy food tire... everything on the internet, i have done.
scan already say my baby is head down position
3.5kg....
people of God, what do i do next to avoid Pitocin inducement or epidural

Don't harm yourself, that's how first babies usually stay especially if you're carrying a boy. It's still safe to wait until the end of week 40,after that you can go to the hospital to be induced... Epidural is also good to help you stay the pain that comes with contraction cos sometimes even after induction, labour could last up to 24hrs, in some cases, 6-8 hours.

The first question should be why are you sleeping in his house over the night. He hasn't married you yet.

Totilopussylick:


Is not like as if others are not giving birth and we don't hear anything.

Why should this be news

Because she's a celebrity, if e easy, try and be popular

Osunde do wetin dey your mind, no matter what we tell you here, it's your mind that you'd still follow cos you're the one to determine weda u can handle it or not.

Baba try and mend the cracked walls in your marriage, there are still Naija couples who have lived together in the UK for about 20years without noise. Think about your children's sanity, even if you're abroad, don't train them the abroad way.

kilisi:
Good day friends and trust we are coping with the current state of things

I plan to resign from my current job by the end of February 2024 so that I can go into full time agriculture. That's my discipline from school anyway.

I've been able to raise just 1 million naira within a year and 2 months and the plan is to plant cassava and maize on a 12 acre farmland I'm about to secure.

6k per acre of land

I also plan to use about an acre for planting pepper and tomatoes.

I hope I'm not making a hasty decision by resigning from my job soon.

you're not making a nasty decision to go into farming, I would advise that you should not resign yet, if your work scheduke woukd be an hindrance to the farming, try to communicate with your HR to implement the hybrid work module for you even if it means a reduction in salary, remember that if you quit the job, youre also gonna pay your bills from the savings youve made and you won't start harvesting to make profit until after some months. Also, since you say you're trained in Agriculture, please ensure to study the soil first and ensure that it's gonna be yielding and not overly nourished that could lead to decay of cassava cos that plant can be very sensitive most times.

All the best!