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Ladies discuss their sex life
*Mrs Smith* I notice that when I go down on my husband and suck his dick the balls are always cold.
*Mrs Taylor* My husband balls are cold too when I suck his dick .
*Mrs James* How can you 2 do such a thing? It disgusting!
*ladies* it's the best way to keep your man happy.
*Mrs James* I will try it tonight.
Next day.......Both were shocked to see Mrs James's face bruised and with bandages all over her body.
*ladies* what happened?
*Mrs James* am from the hospital Mr James did this to me last night.
*ladies* but why?
*Mrs James* I don't know I was sucking his dick and all I said was "hey dear your balls are also cold like Mr Smit and Mr Taylor"

Some guys are not romantic at all, if you see the way they pull off ladies pants before sex, you will think they are starting a generator!

r Smith walks into his doctor's office and says "dddoc I've bbben sssssstttutering ffor yyears and aam tired of it. Cccan yyou hehehelp mmme?
The doc says let me examine you first before I can answer.
The doc examined him and says " well am pretty sure I know what the problem is"
Mr Smith askes "wwell wwhat iss iiit dddoc?
The doc says " it's your penis. It's about 18inches long and all of the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal chords "
Mr Smith asks "wwhat ccan wwwe ddo about it?
The doc replies" well I can cut it off and transplant a short one. I guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering"
Mr Smith "ddo it"
He has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says "thanks doc you have solved my problem and I don't stutter anymore but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it anymore. I cannot satisfy her. She like my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter. I want you to put my long one back"
The doc replies " nnnnnope yyyyou aaaaare mmmmad. wweee hhhaaad aaaa ddddeal"

# I thought I have seen everything in life until I saw a 16-yr old boy went to a bar and drank 4 bottles of Guinness.He got up to leave and the barman asked him to pay.He brought out his birth certificate and replied;
*Not for sale to persons below 18yrs*

# You call me with a private number and expect me to speak first? We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish..

Last Friday I saw my former Classmate ...She ‍once refused to Dance in Arts Class for 50 Marks but on Friday She was there In a club Twerking For Alcohol

Corruption is when you fart and you still join others to look out for who farted. My brother God will judge you..

Women are very funny, you will meet a girl in a taxi.You pay taxi fare for her and buy her Yoghurt then exchange numbers, And you will see her save your name as TAXI YOGHURT.

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."
Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."
Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
........................................
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 !

Some Grandpas can really lie.... Grandpa chatting with grandchild.
Grandpa : My grandchild, Do you know I used to travel a lot during my youthful age; I went to the UK, USA, Australia, Canada, Brazil and many more.
Me: Wow, Grandpa!! U must know Geography very well then.
Grandpa : As for Geography, I stayed there for 3 years.

I just told my mom she is invading my privacy and she responded by saying I came from her privacy... African mother's are something else

Ladies sometimes you gotta push the limits and surprise your man by barking during doggy style.

Five months after divorce.My Ex wife Gloria sends me a text.
Gloria : I just wanted to tell you that the child you have been supporting for 20 years is not yours.
Me : Yohh! Thank God I have been feeling guilty that I am sleeping with my daughter. Tell her to call me

bamdly:
Already Following u hope u post something Nice

Thank you sir, I'm here to make y'all laugh....

vivie01:
Na lie! You go pay!

Haha

Android phones can be so annoying. Just received a notification that my Bible App needs update, for what excatly? Has Adam eaten another apple

I've decided to leave the past behind me,so if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved..That's the last thing I remember before I got admitted in a hospital

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because
*you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.*

I was in a taxi today and a police officer stopped the driver but failed to get anything wrong to get the normal bribe
Then he asked, "Have you registered your Sim Card?"

Hey Guys...trying to build up something nice... Appreciate a brother's effort... Please follow me on IG @_Krystal_official_ and I'll follow back Thank you

vivie01:
Hi oga Krystaal, you are doing a nice job here

Lol it's all to make you Laugh...Thank you

vivie01:

Lol Hi Vivie01

Baby let's loboto bugibugi

Women are also promoting racism, just imagine.
When washing black panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... done.
.
When washing white panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku ..... chuku .... chuku .....then done.

A dad buys a lie detector Robot that slaps you If you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The Robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The Robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kind of movies! The Robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The Robot slaps the mom..

Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom. The other guys start talking about how successful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airline and just gave his best friend a private jet.
Guy 3: Well, my son is more success than that, he owns a architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle.
Guy 4 walks out the bathroom and walks over the other three guys.
Guy 4: Hey guys what are you talking about?
Guy 1: Oh we are talking about how successful our sons are.
Guy 4: Well, my son is a gay stripper.
Guy 2: You must be disappointed with what he's done with his life.
Guy 4: Actually he's doing well for himself, he just got Ferrari, a jet and a castle from his three boyfriends...

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They Say When Your Palm Is Itching,You Gonna Get Money . If your Foot is Itching you gonna get new Shoes . If your Lips are itching,you gonna get kissed . If your Ear is Itching,There is a Gossip . If your Private Part is itching, Please!Please don't fool yourself....Go and Bath

Having sex with a Girl who doesn't Scream is like watching a Soccer Match without commentators!!

"I Love You And I'll Never leave You" This Words Broke Many Virginities

That awkward moment when the person who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing under the cow

Connection Apply Everywhere Nowadays! Even to get a plate of Rice in a wedding needs connection