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Good sex can make a man apologies for things he did not do..he will be like" eiish!! oh baby, this is sweet,baby am sorry for poverty in Zimbabwe"..

One Pregnant Girl on my Fb friends list finally gave birth..... Now she's been uploading her baby pics every 20minutes, and this Makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data bundle

Lol Thanks for the Replies, Please share the link of this thread with your friends...

Cc vivie01 Shervydman

Dating A Dark Skinned Girl Is The Best...Because If You're Bored Of Looking At Her.... You Just Turn Off The Lights And BOOM!! SHE'S GONE! Lol kiddin...

No matter how ugly you are, once you have money, women will always find something cute on you like "Aww he has a cute Forehead"
May God punish fake girls.

Guys don't invest your time by dating a girl named Natasha. Because if you read it backwards it says "Ah Satan" Thank me later

Welcome to Africa where parents remove their eye glass to hear what you're saying.

A drunk man enters a females toilet by mistake. A woman inside scream "This is for ladies" the drunk man replies holding his dick "This is for ladies too"

My side chick is a police officer. If she feels Hot, she always comes wearing a uniform, and arrest me in front of my wife.
.Then after we are done, she normally drop me in my house. Then she tell my wife "I will come, and take him again, for further investigations".

All this planned shit...all good tho..please open this thread n Laugh all day . https://www.nairaland.com/3958926/latest-funny-joke-1000001-krystal

Slender girls in a swimming pool be looking like a straw in a glass of water

At every church there's that one kid , who'll look at you as if he/she knows all your sins ...

Mom : It seems like you are pregnant ?
Daughter : This is our Life Orientation school project. We were experimenting how life begins.
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Mom:Then tell me, who is he ?.
Daughter : I don't know mummy, it was a group project.
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Mom fainted.

Adaanna:
Op, u are doing a wonderful job welldone.

Thanks I'm working on an Instagram page to post really cool jokes and cool stuffs like this...I hope you'd show me support

shervydman:
lol....d guy doesn't read his books, he doesn't even open his bag.
note: I 'liked' the post cos I understand. I'm not like that guy.

Nice one bro

Today I gave a Homeless Man #1,000 and I said..."Don't buy Drugs!"....He said,"Don't tell me what to do with my Money!!

Our friend was accusing people for witchcraft, because he is failing all his subjects.
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Then we decided to put him through a test. On the school closing day, we decided to put a 1kg stone in his school bag, and he came back with it today.

Like if you understand the post

•How guys ask for Girl's Number?
"Baby,this chat is getting boring here are you on WhatsApp?
•How guys ask if a girl has a Boyfriend?
"You really do look pretty,your boyfriend is so lucky to have you.Hope he has told you this?
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•How girls ask for Recharge card
"I'm really enjoying your Chat dear,because you are so lovely.I would have loved to continue but my MB is almost finished.I wish I had more credit to recharge.
•How girls ask if guys have girlfriend?
"Hmmm,you wan

I just walked pass a motel at Kubwa. One of the hookers said "Hey brother #1,000 with a condom and #1,500 without a condom".
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I realised that the kitten costs #1,000, but if you want it flesh then you must pay extra #500, and get HiV/AiDS.

A prostitute was was raped in Hillbrow, and the case was attended at the magistrate court.
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Magistrate : Why did you open a rape case two weeks after the rape took place ?.
Prostitute : I noticed that i have been raped after the cheque bounced in the bank.

It is so bad in South Africa that just one drop of rain and everybody starts to feel Hot

It's very confusing. No matter how reckless a fat girl may sit wit their legs opened.
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Bt your won't see anything my brother. That's unfair isn't it ?.

When she posts a status " I miss my Bae".
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Then about about 6 guys begins to feel special, at the same time. She's confusing our brothers

Means he really needs time to settle something or he needs time to concentrate on something ...once told a girl I was dating I needed space cause I had this really important project to work on..she blocked me cause of that saying I did that to spend time with another girl

Before you marry a Nigerian fair lady...ask her for her secondary school pictures so that you will know the colour of your children.....my brother say NO to 419

Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelings

Using a public toilet without lock is really annoying, Anytime you hear footsteps you have to either sing, clear your throat or use your leg to wedge the door so they'd know someone is inside

That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero. My brother just forget about the explanation and go your way peacefully.

If not that I am Allergic to Apple , What is iPhone 8 that somebody cannot buy

"A girl invited her Boyfriend over for a Dinner in Her House so he could meet her Parents.
While they were eating,it started raining Heavily,So the girl's mother said "I think you should sleep over here because the Rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon!"
After eating, the Mother went to the Toilet and the Father went to sleep while the Girl went to the Kitchen to clean the plates."
When the girl and her Mother returned to the sitting room.he was not there! They checked all over the House and didn't find him.
As they were wondering what happened to him, He walked back into the house,really soaked and with plastic bag.
Girl's mother:"Why are you so wet?
boyfriend :"I went to get my Pyjamas"

The Elephant asked the Camel..."Why do you have Boobs on your Back?...The Camel replied...
"That's a Stupid question coming from someone who has a Dick on his Face!!

When you took your Bae to School then she Graduates and dumps you...so when you pass by her House. Her siblings start calling you.."Uncle Bursary"