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So someone cannot dial a wrong number In this Naija and a celebrity or a politician will pick Must it always be Aboki

She came at night, exposed my body, got on top of me, touched me, she bite, sucked, swallowed, when she was satisfied, she left I was hurt. . . Bloody Mosquito!!
May God forgive your dirty mind

You Know Your Bae Is Ugly,When You Introduce Her To Your Parents They Will Be Like:
As Long You Love Each Other!!

Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to get ripe, My brother others are eating them with salt.

White Porn is for patient people,interesting story line, Introduction, Body and conclusion... they start having sex 30min later.
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Black porn as soon as you press play, Boom they are busy

Dating a female Doctor or Nurse is not Romantic at all, I swear... She will look into your EYES.. Instead of seeing LOVE, she will see MALARIA

I hav been buying my unemployed friend alcohol 4 years He recently got a job & he says he's quitting alcohol because it is a waste of money

Every time I think of quitting alcohol, I remember the beer truck drivers who pays school fees for their children. The bartender who get paid from that money....These things really touch me!
I'm never quitting

Being A Yellow Bone Doesn't Mean Everything In You Should Be Yellow . . . . Please Brush Your Teeth!!

"I was in a Taxi typing a message to my friend and I realized the dude next to me was reading everything I was typing.
I then change my mind and wrote:
"Dear Sangoma,the Snake you gave me is giving me a problem now,it wants to get out of the Bag.so I am afraid it will bite the guy sitting next to me.Suddenly,the guy shouted..."Driver! Driver Please Stop!

My Ex works in a pharmacy,so whenever I want to spoil her mood I just go there and buy condom for no reason sometimes I go 3 times a day

When your Bae doesn't respond to your "I Miss you" text and "I love you" text, send another one saying "Wrong text "

One girl told me that when the trumpet will sound , the whole world will go for judgement only NIGERIA will NOT hear because of generator sound

If it were a Yoruba person that invented Atm, it will reject slotting ATM cards with left hand

Just an advice

Please girls with sagging BOOBS should stop wearing high waist jeans I just saw one girl with her boobs in her pocket

I Bought Power Bank N650
...And I Was Very Happy It Was Cheap Until My Phone Started Charging The Power Bank

Government has passed A new law that all beautiful Ladies & Handsome guys will have to pay *Beauty Tax* which cost #15, 000
I know you are smiling coz you are safe

Only few would understand

Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

Oga don steal my joke...Na wa oh

Why do parents usually barge into our rooms without knocking like they want to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents

Government has passed A new law that all beautiful Ladies & Handsome guys will have to pay *Beauty Tax* which cost #15, 000
I know you are smiling coz you are safe

Only few would understand

I became a CEO at grade 10. My class teacher used to say "Hakeem and your company, come here!"

If it were a Yoruba person that invented Atm, it will reject slotting ATM cards with left hand

When you are single nobody notices you But once you get into a relationship You will even get missed calls from Rihanna

Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband,
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Doctor tells her : "Your heart,lungs,pulse,BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing of yours which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble" The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear. The shocked Doctor said : "No! No! Please! Put your clothes on. Just show me your tongue.

Wow Na one chance be this...but on a positive side this is a very good thing for the team...at least this would expose our Super eagle to one of the best teams in the tournament....we would get to see how ready the super eagles are...the coach would get to see their lapses.

Don't be surprised even with the Almighty Messi, Dybala n Aguero the match would end draw...

vivie01:
So they should be showing it off abi? Its you guys that will also be quick to tag them olosho oo, issorite!

Actually, in my opinion, similar things like this is what is driving ladies to be dressing semi-nude these days claiming that they couldnt have spent so much on body grooming and imprint tatoos in sensitive places and still hide it , weird world isnt it?

Actually I Like this world weird��

Some girls would b like.....baby plz go easy on me it's my first time.... The next thing u knw boooom!! your balls are also inside as well

"It's over" These words made me search for my underwear in the fridge.

When your girl is strong in bed but very lazy to do house chores, so your relatives starts complaining and you be like "you guys don't know her well"

I wonder who told Africans that Saturday is meant for washing clothes.

Fat Girls Are Usually Shy To Hang Their Panties
Outside Because It Looks Like Raincoat..

I wonder why those who call their self big girl do
close their laps when they sit, for you to buy
expensive panties of #10,000 and you are not proud to show it . You think you are doing me abi

Cc Vivie01