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Bank Robber pulls out Gun,points it at the Teller,and says,"Give me the Money or You're Geography!"
The puzzled Teller replies,
"Did you mean to say or you are History?!"
The Robber says ,"Don't change the Subject!!

Neighbours will always see the Lady you bought to your place at Night, but they won't see the Robber who broke into your House,even if it occurred during the Day!!

ehinmowo:
Why do I feel you are lying? Your first sex experience and you don knw head and all that. I hail o.



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Xvideos.com lol...I learnt a lot

Lol Because They no follow una strike

How to deal with someone who disturbs you with calls
Go to OLX, advertise iphone 8 for #30,000, leave his number as a contact, then sit back, smile and drink chilled 5alive
Then leave God to fight your battle...

Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you will be the next topic?

Your Mum Will beg You To help her Unhook Her "Bra", You'll Be Doing Like Snail, But When it's "Bae", You suddenly becomes Fast And Furious season 8.bro you go die premature oooo

Women are so fucking jealous lol i bet Eve counted Adam"s ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created

Since I borrowed #500 from MTN, they've been sending me messages "Load #500 to win 50,000" Pls I am not interested. I CANT STOP LAUGHING O!

Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian. Dad: It's Ok, hubby. 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian too. Dad: Wtf? does anybody in this family like dick? Son: I do.

14 years imprisonment for being GAY in Nigeria... They will still put them in prison With other guys... Is that not honeymoon

Is it true that Sokoto is soo hot that even their chickens lay boiled eggs??

When you've already said "Goodnight" to your girlfriend
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Boooom!! your crush is online
You'll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
"Babe I'm giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend"

"A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her Mother about it.Her Mother calmly said,
That part where Hair has grown is called Monkey and be proud that your Monkey has grown Hair."
The girl smiled.at dinner,the girl told her Sister,"My Monkey has grown Hair!"
Her Sister smiled and said,"That's nothing dear,Mine is already eating Bananas!
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Their Mother Fainted right on the Dinning table

*NO SOUND ON EARTH IS LOUDER THAN THE LID OF A POT DROPPING AS YOU TRY TO STEAL MEAT......*

sydney5001:
u ar too much,kudos

Thank you sir and thanks guys for the comments...really appreciated ....More jokes loading...

I've been Single for so long,Sometimes I put Teddie Bear on the Bed and Sleep on the floor....Trying to pretend Bae is Mad at Me!!

And 8 year old boy is accused of Rape.in Court his Lady Lawyer holds his dick out as an Evidence saying,"Your Honour,See this,can he Rape with this Tiny Tot?
The boy whispers,"Don't shake it,we will lose the case!!

A Lady lost 3 panties in her House and blamed her Maid infront of the husband. Maid said,"Sir,you are my Witness you know I never Wear Panties!"

I Went for a Night Prayer at One Church..
So in the Midst of the Prayer Session,a Member of the Church touched my Shoulder and said,"You Will Walk!"
I didn't understand because I don't have any Disability on me!
When I got out of Church. I noticed that my Transport Money has been stolen!!

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD to free you. If you are still in darkness after praying, please PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL.

My Sister Your Father is Black Your Mother is Black They Gave Birth to a Black Child . . At the age of 21 you became a Yellow Bone . Who Are You?? . Are you a Chamelon!

Dating a Skinny Girl is not the problem, but the problem starts when she is on her period. You don't know what to buy...Pads or Elastoplast(plaster) ?

My sister if he takes you out to parties, or fancy night clubs, and buy you expensive booze.
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Just keep in mind that he doesn't see a wife material on you. No man in this world want to get married to a drunken master.

Welcome To 9ja where a Girl Borrow Clothes from a Friend & Go and Visit a Guy Who borrowed a Room from his friend For Sex!!

My granny bought a smart phone today. She's on Whatsapp now.
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Her first text to me was " Can you hear me my grandchild ?". I quickly responded " i can see your text".

LOBATAN
A rich man often went to Bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease.
So, he went to the doctor for a check up.
The doctor examines his private part and said, "This is a very severe case. We have no other way but to cut it away. Otherwise, it will spread and become worse."
The businessman was shocked.
The last thing he wanted was to have it cut and end his night life. He went to other doctors but all gave the same diagnosis.
Desperate he thought, "Why don't I consult traditional Chinese medicine. They might have some surprises"
So, the Chinese doctor gave him an examination and the doctor said, "We don't have to cut. I'll give you herbs to rub."
The rich man was so happy, "Wow no operation, you are better than western medicine. I'm amazed, So what is the exact secret?"
The Chinese doctor said, "Just wait for three days. It will drop by itself."

Yoruba people will advice you for 6hours...
After they re through,
u will hear "I don't have anything to tell u again a word is enough for d wise."
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...6hours nd u don't have anything to say
if u come get wetin to talk nko

Sister,so this small ASUU strike, You are already pregnant ??!

I just killed the mosquito that bit me last month The bastard thought I won't recognise him

Slay mama , Why Nah ??!
PINK LIPS With YELLOW TEETH..... ..What Are You trying To Prove RAINBOW Or What ?

Guys If your pastor says "Hold that place that makes you to sin often" Without fear, where exactly will you hold?