Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,407 members, 7,954,617 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 01:27 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Krystaal's Profile / Krystaal's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 20 pages)
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:58pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today's bread n yesterday's bread 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:57pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Since the day I mistakenly recharged #3000 airtime instead of #300, i no longer click on "Complete Transaction" without using toothpick to count the zeros. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:54pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
My friend uncle has been in coma for the past two days after realising the house he had been paying rent for the past ten years was owned by his wife. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:53pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Having sex with deaf and dumb lady is so annoying..... You will be having sex with her instead of her to moan she will write it down for you after sex. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:44pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
If u see the way some Guys shake their dick after urinating eeehnnn.. No one will tell u that dey were bell ringers during their primary school 3 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:41pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Nollywood will not kill me oooo. How can they open casket and the corpse is sweating... Just leave me alone, Am not feeling fine 4 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:17pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
vivie01:Lol 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:50pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
If the government would ban women from using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise their mothers 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:46pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
Upcoming artistes with their 1st track will be shouting "U already know who it is!!". How we want take know ??! We attend the same waec lesson ?? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:43pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
Pain is when you enter a taxi and greet, but the
passengers reply you, "sit down we are late" 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:41pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
If Only Nigerian guys can handle girls hearts
the way they handle bet9ja slip,
Relationships would be better. 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:38pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
If you want to talk to your babe and you have just 2naira on your phone.... Just call her and say this with an harsh voice "So you think I would not find out abi?!" Cut the call. Balance well.. Cross your legs and wait for her call. Don't thank me 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:13am On Dec 25, 2017 |
chinonso23:Really ?? Didn't you see the Lol on my post ??...Sir I was teasing him 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
*If you are a stammerer don't tell any Nigerian woman that her Toe is big..*
*Only few will grab* 4 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:07pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
I saved my girlfriend's contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i pick her call i say "HI LOVE".... . So yesterday, i ran out of airtime while talking to her, so i had to use my friend's phone to call her without his notice, when i dialed her number on his phone, it displayed "MY LOVE". . . So i was wondering how that smartphone knew i was calling her. . Smart phones are really smart o!!! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:05pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Apart from me, who else just realised that
E.g means "Example Given"
I.e means "In Essence"?
But i bet your teachers told you
E.g = ‘’For example‘’
I.e = ‘’That is‘’
Are u thinking wat im thinking??
If you are just knowing the true meaning,
join me as we go and collect all the school fee we have paid in the past 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:03pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he say is a PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a photographer, sit down and be strong 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:01pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
CrookBoy: This oga wants to take over my thread lol..nice one tho 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:56am On Dec 13, 2017 |
if it happens that you see my status saying "I am in Dubai this Christmas". . If you see me around, it means you are also in Dubai. Please don't complicate things. 5 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:53am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Sometimes I reduce my grandma's phone brightness to Zero, and tell her she needs #1000 to buy a new screen bulb. 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:48am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Igbo girls have no chill at all. . Imagine, she told me as long as I'm always broke, she'll always be on her period. Since then I've lost my appetite 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:46am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Nowadays, relationships are like birthday parties.
.
Once the cake is eaten, then the party is over. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:44am On Dec 13, 2017 |
People say falling in love is the best feeling,but I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is truly the best feeling..... 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:43am On Dec 13, 2017 |
I remember the first time I had sex I was so happy to the point where I was even greeting dogs on the streets. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:36am On Dec 13, 2017 |
My brother, if you ever go with your girlfriend to your friend's house. . Then his dogs doesn't bark at her, just keep in mind that his dogs have met her before. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:32am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Classy girls have no tattoos, because no one can intentionally scratch a Range Rover, Lexus, or a Mercedes-Benz. . If you have tattoos, it's obvious that you are a rubbish dumping lorry 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:29am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Last Night I Watched A Nigerian Christmas Movie and the part when Mary told Joseph that She's Pregnant...Joseph Was Surprised And Was Like "Ohh Jesus Christ!!!" I changed the channel. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:26am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
Police: Where is your neighbour's house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house
That's how I ended up in cell 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:38pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
I'm not a prophet but i know Someone Somewhere Is Smelling Their
Socks To See If They Can Wear it to work tomorrow 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:36pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
Somebody Said fat guys with short dick look like the capital letter " Q " when naked. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:28pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
Dineo asked one of her class mate a question "What is the difference between a bird, and a fly ?". . The class mate quickly replied "A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. Do you understand now ?". 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 6:21pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
If women would just keep quiet, there
won't be much problems in any family.
.
A wife & husband visited a farm, they saw a
bull having sex with a cow.
The wife asked the farm manager:
.
Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex
per day?"
Manager replied: "6 times or more a day".
Wife: looks at her husband & says..." you
see!"
Then the husband asked the manager: "You
mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager said " No, No, with different cows
everyday."
Husband looks to his wife and says .... "you
see!" 2 Likes |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 20 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 34 |