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Tokziby:
Abeg talk another lie

Declaring under the platform of Grand Patron of Looters... OBJ himself

Same wine but different bottle Kolewerk

GCFR, GCON, GPL

Another puppet has volunteered.

Hunter has now become the hunted.

Peace talks at a supposed peace summit and there are tactical snipers and counter terrorism personnel on ground?

PEACE - Preaching Elusive Anticipated Calm Egregiously

My tailor's new project.

jayson87:
Tell your state to send us one

If it was that easy, I'd have nominated you.

Jobless Nigerian youth OR overzealous fame-seeking journalist.

Either way Dino is stale. We need a new joker in the Senate.

Which country ranks first in suicide statistics for Africa?

Haruna Ibrahim, over to you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

Zonacom:
3 deaths in 6 months. Could be unconnected to the burning of the shrine though

This makes sense. They may have taken ill and died.

Truth is, we all know that after this kind of sensational heading, most readers will jump to the conclusion that the deceased priests were snooping around for trouble after the demolition of the shrines. Others will argue that those deaths aren't mere coincidence.

Just like the owner of the quote below;

Power pass power? Why did they too go and start burning shrines? Who send dem work?

Me? Let the reporter who brought out this piece do some more investigation and help us understand the truth.

Josh44s:
Shot fired!. All the single 30+ female Nairalanders like evablin, biacan, lilmax, kimbraa and co be like........

This one pass shot. Na shackabula be dis!!!

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*grabs kpo-kpo garri*

Can this one even toast his female mate?

No wonder he's asking, "Guys are we together?"

OrestesDante:
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∆ That's right ∆


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Aww c'mon.. why didn't you tell me you speak Spanish?

Or is it Google Translate you used?

Confess!

She may even be the fraudster crying wolf.

OrestesDante:



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∆ I was about saying so.. But do you remember one of them said he's his cousin and the other his friend?

He wouldn't have expected betrayal to come from there.

Trust No one sha. That's the lesson. ∆


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I remember the brother who sold his brother on credit to RK's just so he could raise money to marry the love of his life.

True, we may not know where to draw the line to guard ourselves in our relationship with mi familia but we should be able, at a certain age, to rationalize certain actions that provoke suspicion in order to avoid any mishap.

Next time don't go and drink with any friend and stay so late. Tell someone else the truth about where you're going.

Next time don't urinate together after drinking. Be on the lookout.

Next time, anybody tells you he/she is from Chibok, remember you have a heart. Flee.

Next time be careful.

poeticferdy:
I think "INSANELY" will fit better.

Lol. I actually played around with some adjectives that start with letter "I" but I didn't want to incense anybody.

How're you doing?

pyyxxaro:
Sapele again

My thoughts exactly. News coming from Sapele in recent times has been too negative.

Then again, most reporters/bloggers thrive on bad news - it travels faster than good news.

Wakanda life is dis

I feel very sorry for her. God help us to never be in this situation - trusting that someone has changed only for the person to turnaround and become worse.

Hypocrite!!!

A foreigner is protecting you during pilgrimage, but you cannot protect your people during Ramadan.

The ones that use pregnancy as an excuse to misbehave.

They mess anyhow, do things anyhow and believe that their pregnancy is their trump card [or rather saving grace].

Naughty women.

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czarina:
Nice one














Check my profile if you live in Jos and environs

I may be in Jos next weekend.

Waiting for one of the statues to collapse.

Nollywood will then produce - Collapsed Statue pt. 1, 2, 3 et al

What does the policeman want to do with that gun? And the City Marshal looking like an overdressed bouncer in daytime - show of muscle, lack of authority.

Lack of positive maintenance culture is the bane of our infrastructural development.

This is heartbreaking. If you've ever seen an acid victim, you will understand that the pain they are going through is unimaginable.

Money without morals.

madridguy:
I see Charlie Hebdo replica happening soon in Nigeria over this video.
Let just be watching for now.

And if it happens, you'll be among the first to get picked up for questioning.

Raising that thought alone is enough to make you a suspect.

Primebuilders:
Good day nairalanders. Plz I need a car for uber/taxify biz. Any fuel economy car. Balancing or hire purchase. Can be reached on 07039863622 wassap

Who will guarantee you?

Our team should go and make us proud. Hopefully, we don't have to hear about another Asian paying our team money that Pinnick & co. should give the lads.

Ebola loading.

Why are we fanning the flames that our predecessors lit?

Why can't we forgive like the way East and West Germany forgave each other and became stronger together?

All of you preaching or posturing as pro-Buhari, pro-Biafra, pro-this or pro-that - how does it help you to live in peace, do honest trade, go to school in relative calm, eat at each other's tables or attend social events together?

We are busy peddling our forefathers paracetamol and drinking their headaches like it's some kind of performance enhancing drug we need to win arguments or score popularity contests. At the end, we are left desolate and drunk with hate.

I pray that all these evil political forefathers just vanish [whichever way is possible] so that we won't be polluted by their toxic minds, tongues or actions.