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See as he is shaking her as if he's never allowed in his country to touch women.

Ouch! That grip is smothering.

I can imagine what would happen to a Nigerian lecturer if he dared to correct PMB's many grammatical errors and flawed pronunciations. She even referred him to a website that would help his English.

This is how they beat Brazil 7-1. Self-discipline. Die Mannschaft!!!

Even with the compelling evidence against him, some members of his church will attack any opposition for mocking their source of opium and livelihood while other brainwashed adherents will, I don't know, probably lay a midget-size curse on you [which will have no effect, Amen!] because they want to "protect their own".

So many churches, yet they wander in darkness.

AprokoGirl:
@APROKOGIRL

Hon. Stephen Ukpukpen, member representing Obudu State constituency is reported to have died this morning.

Ukpukpen was said to have gone for morning exercise walk this morning when he collapsed.

An eyewitness said he was first taken to Bakor hospital and later to UCTH where he was confirmed dead.

His body is now presently at the UCTH morgue acorcordng to the eye witness.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/8887/breaking-lawmaker-stephen-ukpukpen-slumps-while-jogging-in-calabar-picture/

cc; lalasticlala

Please correct your mistake. Or did you eat 4-0-4 while posting?

May the soul of the faithful departed rest in peace.

When America remembers its fallen heroes and declares a memorial day for them, Nigerian leaders will be quick to show shameless solidarity. But when it comes to fallen heroes in its land, aside from the wreaths and display of military pageantry, it's all hogwash and eye service.

At least, honoring the sit-at-home is an indication of agreement.

Reelmii:
are u a teacher

Are you a student or pupil?

Reelmii:
I dont know y teachers of now adays are equal to olosho, all the teachers I know, whenever I see them in clubs, I am always scared of my children's education. it is so unfortunate. I am just thinking aloud though.....

Are you talking about teachers who teach pupils or lecturers who teach students?

We have a confession here - that is assuming you are a P or an S.

There's this thing about her face that makes her look too old to be a teenager and too young to be receiving alimony.

Whatever she has done, the doors have started closing.

Once the general public, no matter how closet perverted they are, realize your actions are similar to that of a sex worker, they become judgemental. Which really is expected.

They say;

You're unfit to be a schoolteacher.
You can't work with kids in general.
You probably won't be able to adopt a kid.

Her career options, as of now, are limited to the seedy section of the video mall.

Which one is illegal beer parlor? Is beer or rather alcohol not considered haram in Sharia?

Which one is illegal beer parlor? Is beer or rather alcohol not considered haram in Sharia?

What is the real sector? I don't want to be confused but I see this below;

Kuru further stated that countries that have made sustained progress invested heavily in enhancing the stock of skills of its labour force by prioritizing early childhood quality education, training and provision of health care, “investing in human capital raises productivity of workers due to upgraded skills and better education, empowers them with capacity for new ideas and innovations.”

Since when did AMCON care about human capital development?

So because a black guy opined that white girls wash better than his black sisters it has to make FP on NL?

Kas Ibe of blessed memory [those from FUTO may know him] told us in one of his lectures that he adores German women. His reason - they are so neat that he could even use their panties as a handkerchief.

Her logic is.. well, not faulty.

Waiting for This Is [insert any Lagos suburb] skeet video.

If the woman wants to know, some of her brothers of similar faith have been sleeping with women while they were wearing the hijab. Even in the Catholic Church, some sisters have used their religious attire to cover or camouflage clandestine dealings.


You are not holy by what you wear.

The loss of life, no matter the religious affiliation of that life, by murder is bad enough.

The killings under Buhari, targeted at either Christians (who are frequent victims) or non-Christians, has taken a bold dimension. We are witnessing calculated destruction of lives and property under PMB and it has gone unabated.

Do those who believe that because PMB shares similar faith with them think that they are safe or secure? Do we think that PMB's complacency toward killings perpetrated by his kinsmen is something truly bothersome? As a leader, he has demonstrated that he is irresponsible for our security. Why should we allow sentiment guide our hearts and prevent us from guarding our future as a nation?

Most Nigerians have seen that the quality of life, security, hope for the common man and children has deteriorated since PMB assumed leadership. Even our international image has spiraled down to joke status, no thanks to his unguarded speeches. Anybody that says otherwise is either living under a rock, insincere, a pro bigot or brainwashed.

FG has not secured Chad, Niger or any of our porous borders in the north or south-east yet PMB wants the FG to have powers over the coastal areas of Nigeria. All I see in him is a power-monger intent to bask in the euphoria of his foolishness rather than be pragmatic, recognize his ineptitude, retrace his footsteps, embrace peace for all, caution and arrest the excesses of the herdsmen and uphold federal character in his administration.

It would take a miracle for that to happen. The miracle that God performed on Pharaoh would be particularly useful for Buhari. Maybe if it happens he may just let Nigeria go.

Nice one!

Alcopop - next level beverage for divergent markets.

At the end of the day, it's all about rebranding sugar.

AshCoded:
chaiiii

I swear if dem no caught those three suspect's head today...den those pple living in that town r nt ok.

make dem cut their head while still alive.

all because of money...smh


all is well.

They've been caught already. No need to cut their heads. They can tie a grenade to their necks and remotely detonate it.

Denike [or is it Adenike] Balogun has just been blacklisted on the event planner market.

Instead of park, she put it on neutral.

I received similar SMS.

The app is useless.

The SMS will even be more useless.

Give us light, they are useless at it.

Keep my account records updated and accurate, they do a useless job.

Improve power nko, their uselessness is always loading.

They can't even differentiate from those who are owing and those who are not.

Federal Marriage Registry gave her a special license to have same sex marriage, or is that what I am reading from the OP?

Where is this FMR? If it's in Nigeria, hmm, that's really bad.

The OP and every other person that promoted this rubbish news is promoting gay behaviour, violating rule number 9. Of all the things to post, it is a man telling God he is not proud of how God created him.

Inasmuch as there's a caveat exonerating NL from being responsible for the things posted by its members, it is still responsible because the NL platform is being used.

axeman2:
Abormination

Your phonetics get swag.

Na so dey go rape dem for prison.

The real zoogerians!

Signs of oil does not equate to oil being discovered.

Geologically, the north cannot produce oil. Wasting money on white elephant project.

https://guardian.ng/news/3b-down-the-drain-oil-in-north-remains-elusive/

The Dullard-in-Power should focus on improving and sustaining power distribution in the country so that we can evolve to using electric-power vehicles here in Nigeria. Why should a northern governor visit the NNPC to lobby for the corporation to explore metamorphic rocks (which cannot sustain the biomass needed to produce commercial oil deposits), if not that it's a political move to divert money to his region?

Even the zinc, bauxite, iron and other solid minerals has not been fully maximized, yet they are discontent and agitating to have oil.

Oil gbuo unu dia!

That's it for me. Anytime I see a headline with the words graphic or disturbing or R21 photo I won't click.

This is just too much.

An excavator should just slowly run over the man.

So if it's true, then her blog is running on oil money?

Male bloggers aren't catching the rich wave like their estrogen counterparts.

She's an aspiring mother. That's OK for me.

Distribute the power, not increase occurrence of estimated bill. So what's the time frame to achieve 100% metering status of consumers?

AutoJoshNG:
I see super cars a lot in Lekki and VI, sometimes Ikeja, and I wonder why people who can afford up to five super cars in their garages with hefty price tags and mind-blowing import duties, have no single electric car in their fleet.
Then I asked myself the question, “why” . Some Electric Vehicles (EVs) are cheaper than some of this super cars, cheaper not just in terms of initial cost of purchase, but also cost of maintenance .

Let’s take a look at some reasons and excuses Nigerians have given for not buying EVs .

Ignorance
Whether we choose to believe it or not, in this digital age, some people still don’t know there are cars that can run without fuel. Remember the driverless car video that went viral in Naija here some weeks ago ?, some people taught their village people were driving the car. Emancipate yourselves from ignorance, electric cars do exist. Funny enough, cars that “technically” run on water also exist, just that they are still undergoing a lot of tests and research. But electric cars really do exist and it’s no longer a scarce commodity.

No Power
The enlightened Nigerians, have a default answer they give anytime you mention electric cars “where the light wey I wan take charge am ? ” . The truth is, technology has improved so much that most of these cars charge considerably fast and some of them can last for a range as much as 300km, some of them are hitting the 400km mark already. Just for scale, the approximate distance between Lagos and Benin is 300km.I doubt if an average Nigerian drives such distance every single day, that means a single charge would last you about 2-3 days if not more ! .

An average electric car charges from 0-100% in approximately 5 hours.With the epileptic supply in most places in Naija, some areas get uninterrupted supply, and if yours is so poor you would get at least 2 -5 hours per day !.

No Parts
Seriously ? , have you seen a Lambo’s or Ferrari’s or Porcshe’s or even Rolls Royce parts in Ladipo market ? (I may be wrong, but I doubt it),but we see people drive these cars, so why giving the same excuses for electric cars that need almost no maintenance . Don’t get me wrong, all machines need to be maintained, but because electric cars don’t have combustion engines, and have considerably less moving parts compared to regular fuel cars, they hardly break down and have faults. Abeg, stop giving this excuse.

No Trained Mechanics
Just like the point made above you would most likely not need frequent fixes, so visiting the mechanic all the time is ruled out.

Cost
Nigerians have a default “incantation” these days, “no money, no money” “we are in Buhari season”.But if you stand at a bus stop in a developed area for 30 minutes you would see at least 5 cars that cost 10 Million Naira or more, that’s excluding the cost of fuel everyday and periodic maintenance .The Ford Focus electric 2018 costs approximately 10.5 Million Naira without fuelling everyday.

Dear reader, why haven’t you bought an electric car if you can afford it ?

I personally think electric cars are the way forward in this country, it would cripple the cost of fuel (law of demand and supply), it would have a massive ripple effect on the economy.

What are your thoughts ?

We would like to hear from you .

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/why-are-nigerians-not-buying-electric-cars/

You forgot to add traffic and bad roads. Who knows, maybe Customs may throw in a little extra weight.

Even today, not a single foreign solar product manufacturer is willing to invest in building a local solar factory in Nigeria. It would be cheaper if we had an electric car company established in Nigeria.

Vision 20XX things.