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 Romance › Re: How Exactly Did You Overcome Self-servicing by Kslib(m): 5:54pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
1---Keep yourself busy.. There is a 99% possibility of Masturbating when idle.. It may sound simple but this is one of the greatest key to curbing masturbation.. You can buy or download novels to start reading,download season films that will eat up your time, go out and avoid staying alone most of the time. Even if you do,make sure you are busy with something.. 2-- If you masturbate daily,then start gradually by doing it once a week. Once you get used to once a week,then try once in two weeks,once you master that,then try once in a month,then try once in two months---- Once you master once in 2weeks,the rest(once in a month/two months) wont be necessary cos you will gradually start loosing the urge to do it anymore. 3.. If you have a very strong imaginative mind,then try to remember how guilty you felt when you masturbated last,how you swore to never do it again. If you can remember/feel how guilty you felt,trust me,it will be very hard to masturbate. 4-- Look at it this way----- When you masturbate against your will, it just proves that you are a robot to your own mind. It means that you have no control over your mind and that shouldn't be the case. Take it as a challenge to control and have full access of your mind. Many many many many people say its almost impossible to stop masturbation on one's own --- So take it as challenge to prove them wrong. When you eventually do it finally, it will boost your psychology and give your subconscious a mental note that you can do the impossible(like they say) and trust me,it will even go a long way in helping you believe in your self the more, AND who knows? Masturbation might just be that blessing in disguise that birth-forth the habit of trying the almost impossible in other aspects of your life AND who knows? That habit might just be the key to making you the next millionaire,genius or role model many people will want to emulate.. Just add this to what IT bomb said and you'll be fine. .. All izz well! 4 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Secrets Of the gods by Kslib(m): 4:37pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Linda don enter wahala..  .. All izz well! |
| TV/Movies › Re: Missing Episodes Of Doctor-Who Found In Nigeria by Kslib(m): 4:01pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Abeg Who be Dr Who?  .. All izz well! 2 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Homeland Season 3! by Kslib(op): 3:45pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Dana has lost her virginity. Good for her. After receiving a session over-night pounding from her boyfriend, she said "she now has a reason to live and the reason is her BF".. She said she doesnt wanna die anymore..lol So it took her one night of sex to know how sweet life is? Looking at the bolded, me thinks the statement was made by her pusssy and it wants to live for her bf's diick".  Who no like better thing? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Homeland Season 3! by Kslib(op): 3:39pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Kslib: Jeez!! Why do you like jumbling and mixing things up? I know you work in a bread factory which requires that you mix flour on a daily basis, but that doesn't give you the right to use your baking skills on arguements by mixing them up, except if the oven did to your brain what it normally does to bread--- which is to heat it..Hey!! Watch it! The way you put it made it seem like she will automatically understand the next morning after crying and getting mad at Saul the previous night. She is taking too long to understand but your initial theory made it look like something she would have earlier than she's dragging it.. You get my point now? Well, i dont expect you to, because i wasn't expecting much from someone whose brain processess information at the speed of a snail divided by two..  |
| TV/Movies › Re: Homeland Season 3! by Kslib(op): 3:30pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Kslib: Just finished watching the second episode:Jeez!! Why do you like jumbling and mixing things up? I know you work in a bread factory which requires that you mix flour on a daily basis, but that doesn't give you the right to use your baking skills on arguements by mixing them up, except if the oven did to your brain what it normally does to bread--- which is to heat it.. By understand in that context,i meant that Carrie will understand in the long run. Were you expecting her to just understand in the next episode?  You be real jew man walahi.. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Homeland Season 3! by Kslib(op): 3:23pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Kslib: I understand you but you have to realize that the Department of Justice are out looking for blood---- Someone amongst the CIA who they can use as a scapegoat--- someone that will take the blame for the bombing and Saul knew they(department of justice) weren't going to rest. He knew they wanted to blame the whole CIA..Just finished watching the second episode: Looking at the bolded, i'll say you got it all wrong..lol Although i will give you credit because just like you said, carrie cired and got mad at Saul but she didnt understand like you said. Inshort she was more than pissed with Saul----------- What do you have to say about that Mr Mind reader? Understand ko,Unilever ni.. |
| Literature › Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by Kslib(m): 3:15pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
esq.tony: Lmao!! I hope say no be yab you dey yab me oo..  ... All izz well! |
| NYSC › Re: A Corper Had An Accident Few Hours To His Pop by Kslib(m): 1:14pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
MillionDollars: like dis post if u tink the devil is a liarWe all know devil is a liar; no need to remind us.. Like ko,bribe ni .. All izz well! 2 Likes |
| NYSC › Re: A Corper Had An Accident Few Hours To His Pop by Kslib(m): 1:12pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Damn!! Rest In Peace.. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 11:47pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
ItsModella: I swear, I had always thought that it was between you and vivianc but the moment I saw that post, I knew it was you. Nice!! Mehn,Oyinbo people get mind sha.. Dem still stand there dey shout "OMG".. .. .. All izz well! |
| TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by Kslib(m): 11:28pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Ewww,GUS no make sense again.. Too boring abeg.. Its now a shadow of it's old sef.. I hope it improves when people start going home sha. .. .. All izz well! |
| TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by Kslib(m): 11:19pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
lmao!!! Chidi funny oo. He pointed at Anthony and his team members,then asked Ezugo "if this this is a case of a blind leading the blind"?..lol .. All izz well! |
| TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by Kslib(m): 11:12pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
njokusboy: Lolzzz btw which kain task be dis one nahI tire ooo!! Very boring dry task i tell you.  Me and person don set money sef-- Who go first sleep before the task finish?  .. .. All izz well! |
| TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by Kslib(m): 11:01pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
njokusboy: Meeen this audience search advert is funny oh.... Lolllzzz, see as dem dey laff demself... One carry shovel, d other one carry one tin wey I no know.... Nawaoh...Lmao!!! I think say na only me oo.. The advert funny die.. Very local avdert; little wonder the man who found the key or whatever was laughing at the organizers of the show.. .. .. All izz well! |
| Nairaland General › Re: A Behavioural Change Campaign Thread for Nigerians by Kslib(m): 10:44pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
specialguest: Why do we always behave so unruly and harsh towards our fellow Nigerians treating each other as if we are less important but we value treat foreigners like demi gods?Inferiority complex at work. We believe everything foreign is better,we believe they are much more important than us--- The progress of europe,the environment,the technology ..e..t.c has made Nigerians see them(foreigners) as demi gods.. Nigerians looked at foreign countries and went like "Hell no! We are not equal abeg; we are humans while they(foreigners) are gods.. specialguest: Why do we like to shunt or play smart especially while driving or when we meet queues in places like banks, filling stations, motor parks, registration points, etc but when we go to shopping in malls abroad or train stations outside Nigeria we gladly join the Que and patiently wait for our turn even if it extends the next 2 blocks?Nigerians believe that jumping queues and being attended to before their turn, is a sign of toughness and brilliance. It's a psychological boost that they won; that they were better than the dumb(mugus) people who followed the line. They cant try that abroad cos they will look foolish and in most cases, get embarrassed by mannered people or at worst, get arrested. It's a sign of victory and smartness when they do that in Naija because the truth is that "99% of people you see on queues are actually planning on how to outsmart the next person in front of them and get attended to first"..lol specialguest: Why do always have to be late to our places of work, places of worship and events we are invited to under the guise of 'African time' but when an embassy gives us appointment by 7.00 am we get there even before 5.00 am?They have been getting away with lateness since the time of Adam,so it has become a part of them. Nigerians only appear early when something important is at stake just like the case of going to the embassy for visa. Nigerians dont joke with visa,so just as expected,they are bound to appear early. If you want Nigerians to attend your wedding on time,then let your wedding card read thus "Rice will be shared first--- sharing begins 9;am prompt". Trust me,the hall will be filled before 8;30-- you can thank me later. Have i told you that Nigerians dont joke with rice? specialguest: Why do we break traffic rules and drive recklessly in Nigeria but once we go abroad we adhere to the speed limits?There are strict rules that punishes such an offence abroad but in Nigeria,you know the rest. Just some days back,a police man slapped and threatened to shoot a journalist for obeying traffic laws -- can you imagine? I just hope a day wont come when drivers who do not drive reckless and disobey traffic rules are shot on sight.. specialguest: Why do we have no regards for authority in Nigeria?we all know some policemen are corrupt, some military men are brutal, some vio, lastma and road safety officials are always looking for ways to extort from us but hey they are there for a purpose so why cant we just respect them?On the contrary, i think Nigerians respect the authorities alot oo.. Policemen collect bribe from drivers as if its their birth-right; many many people have been shot for refusing or delaying to pay bribe--- Nigerians will cry,wail,bury the dead and keep quiet. Military men harass citizens for the most trivial and useless reason one can ever imagine;they beat people anyhow------ Nigerians will beg them with the popular line "officer abeg nah!!" and thank the officers for letting them go when they did nothing in the first place. The authorities on the highway seize cars with complete particulars for no reason other than wanting bribe---- Nigerians always obey and give them their hard earned money.. Me thinks Nigerians are one of the most tolerant people who respect authorities alot.. I dont think other parts of the world respect authorities like we do. specialguest: I remember back then National Orientation Agency had a nice jingle airing on NTA and the song went like " ABCC acts for behavioral change campaign its about you and me, a journey we must start' ............ CHANGE begins with you and I.Nigerians need to change the way they behave and do things.. Its so sad.. Although It will not be easy;the CHANGE will not be easy but that doesnt mean it's impossible.. If the whole of Nigeria can agree on Eating Rice every Sunday(sounds impossible right?),then it means that there is hope, because at-least it shows that the Nation can do the impossible, which is to CHANGE.. .. .. All izz well! 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by Kslib(m): 9:02pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
esq.tony:This grammar is rated 18 and above. .. .. All izz well! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Bad Habits by Kslib(m): 8:56pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
1... Biting my nails.. I learnt it from my cousin when growing up and ever since,its has become a part of me. 2.. Sleeping on the couch rather than bed. 3.. Eating and reading from my laptop screen or browsing on my mobile phone with my left hand-- i just cant concentrate and eat without doing something else. Dislike:: Spitting anyhow like someone who's preggy. I will slap Goliath and knock Hitler if any of them tries that spitting ish around me. .. .. All izz well! |
| Literature › Re: Alice Munro Wins The 2013 Nobel Prize For Literature by Kslib(m): 8:37pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
82? Dem been dey waiit make she die but the old woman no gree.. Good for her.. Na for this kain thread you go hardly see comments reach page1.. No need to explain why..lol .. .. All izz still well! |
| Literature › Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by Kslib(m): 8:24pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
I said it!! Yaay! Tawo is dead.. Too bad the genius brain got wasted too.. .. .. All izz well! |
| Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by Kslib(m): 6:10pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
kingphilip: Abeg where she submit am because i don check submission thread i neva see anything MISS FIBRE abeg wher u keep amShe just submitted!! .. .. All izz well! |
| Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by Kslib(m): 6:02pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Miss_Fibre: I'm setting the pace again.To be honest,I am very impressed by the bolded.. I can see that you're a very passionate person. Thats very nice.. On-behalf on royover,nugges,t-flow and oma4u,i YAM already pissing on my pants.. lol  ##just kidding## May the best man/woman win. .. .. All izz well! |
| Romance › Re: First love. by Kslib(m): 5:52pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Nice .. I YAM following.. Give a space btw dialogues,and start the next word after a (fullstop) in block rather than a small letter. Just my humble suggestion sha. .. .. All izz well! 2 Likes |
| Literature › Re: BROTHER AND Sisters:the Story Of A Lowself Esteemed Introvert Geek And Loner... by Kslib(m): 5:32pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Nice one danny!! I dey enjoy am.. Continue ojare!! I dey wait.. .. .. All izz well! |
| TV/Movies › Re: Controversial Boko Haram Movie Debuts! by Kslib(m): 3:54pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
This is a very sensitive issue and i hope the movie and the producer's thirst for attention wont festoon the hearts of those bloody ignorant islamic radicals with more devilish ideas------ After carrying out more destruction and inflicting damages,Boko haram will give a press release on how "Their religion was insulted in a movie".. What does the ignorant producer know about boko and their sponsors? How deep has he researched? We are still tackling boko,so why release a movie about it that will do more harm than good considering how those radicals reason? The producer needs to be flogged. Hope his attention seeking wont put him into deeper shiit than he has ever imagined in his life? Well,i hope so.. .. .. All izz well! 6 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 3:42pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Nomski0: Change the zero to letter o. My mistake. Its o2tvseries.comYaay!! Thanks.. Already downloading it.. You are such a sweetheart.. .. .. All izz well! |
| Nairaland General › Re: List Of 10 Most Dangerous Terrorists by Kslib(m): 3:11pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
badmus306: WANTED: The List Of World's 10 Most Dangerous TerroristsUpon all the yeye mouth wey this iddiot make,na number 9 dem place am? Well,he still try sha--- E no easy to make top 10. .. .. All izz well! |
| TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 2:50pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Nomski0: 02tvseries.com.The above isnt a direct site to download series from na? It's like a search engine that refers you to other sites where you can get what you're looking for right? Just like a google search engine for movies. I initially thought it was like a direct site.. See the screenshot below.. That's it right? Still,thanks though! .. .. All izz well!
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| TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 1:41pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Nomski0: But i didnt post spoilers na02series.net or .com? .. .. All izz well! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Having Technical Issues! Seun,fall In! by Kslib(op): 1:20pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
@Google--- 200kb.. .. All izz well! 1 Like |
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