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Erm, pls does vampire diaries have two types----- ie Original and Ordinary .

I want to start watching it to keep my self busy,so i'll like it if you vampires can explain better.. I know Google is my friend but since you guys have reached page 65, it means "you vampires have gone far"---- I want to hear from the horse's mouth.

Thanks in Advance!!
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eluquenson: She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her
pupils are dilated.

She might be saying "Lemme look him well cos i cant believe someone can be this ugly".

eluquenson: Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.

Her skin tone becomes red? .. Even black girls?

eluquenson: Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you.

What is she is just practicing how to kick you in the balls for being such an asss?

eluquenson: She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.

Ah han!!! Na choir practice?

eluquenson: She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way...

What is she was wiping off all the saliva you threw at her face while you were busy boring her with long irrelevant gist?

eluquenson: She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.

She get eye problem abi she get Half past 6;ooclock eye?

eluquenson: She exposes the palms of her hand facing you.

I hope the guy is wise enough to anticipate the slap and dodge..

eluquenson: Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth....

What kind of girl touches her front teeth cos she likes a guy.. Abi she be Vampire?

eluquenson: She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.

Na wa oo. Muscles? Na fight?

eluquenson: She puts her fingernail between her teeth.

Tooth-pick don finish for market?

eluquenson: She laughs in unison with you.

Hian!! All cos she likes you? All this yaba left babes dey fear person sha..

eluquenson: She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand
while talking to you.

What if you are so ugly that she was trying to stylishly confirm if you're human? Trust me, girls can cunny atimes.

eluquenson: Plays with her jewelry, especially with stroking and
pulling motions.

She's indirectly telling you that she needs a new one.

eluquenson: She twirls her hair around her fingers while

she is looking at you.

She is trying to tell you that she needs a new weave-on or brazilian hair..

eluquenson: Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile usually indicates interest in you.

Her eyebrows raised when you told her that you work with Chevron, then she smiled and whispered to herself "Maga don land"..

eluquenson: While talking to you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up.

All this body twisting and movement of elbows cos she likes you? Oh boy, girls like suffer sha..

eluquenson: In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of
her undivided attention on you.

Well, you have a point though, but hope you are not the richest guy in the crowd sha?

eluquenson: While talking to you, she blinks more than usual,
fluttering her eyelashes.

Symptoms of eye problem.

eluquenson: Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with
a relaxed face.

Which one con be Medium or Semi-smile?

eluquenson: She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours.

She never jam stammerer be that?

eluquenson: She rubs her wrists up and down

Body dey scratch her!! Maybe she never bath.

eluquenson: With these I hope you guys won't have much to ponder about if she truly likes you!! Goodluck

Thanks, you really gave us a tough time with your tips..
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sylve11: guy i am suspecting that filling station close to bright hope junction at airport road or the one uti road off pti road. These peeps r specialist @ what u just described. Sometimes when u tell them to give u 3k worth of fuel, they'd pump 30litres into ur tank. I knw their tricks. Very watchful when buying fuel.

lol. Nice guess!!

Its not very far from where you just mentioned walahi.


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uj_sizzle: Kslib you like epistles but you tried

Nairaland can do all those things and more tho plus you don't get to see any nude female.

I just cant help the epistles atimes. I think i need a therapy!

Nairaland can do those things but not in a complex and more detailed way like BBA does. You dont get to see nude pics on BBA except if you are 18+. Besides, you make it sound as if nudity is the order of the day when we all know that nudity is at its barest minimum compared to how you guys make it sound. This nudity issue has been tackled on a particular thread so i'll rest my case.

Nairaland also has sexuality section where nudity is the order of the day but i dont see you guys condemning this site or seun. If you claim the sexuality section is for 18+, then you should also understand that those nude scenes on BBA is also 18+.

I bet you don't watch the show-- That's fine but that doesnt mean that those who watch it lack taste.
I bet you are just jealous that many many people love the show despite the fact that you hate it.. ..

Hope this doesnt qualify as another epistle?
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Some of those attendants are bloody criminals..

That was how i went to a certain station in Warri(name withheld) to buy fuel. There was no line,so i just dropped my gallon beside the pumping machine. She(the attendant) asked me how much and i told her 1k and looked away while i was busy operating my phone. I didnt bother to look at the figure she typed on the machine cos i trusted them---- i have never been cheated before at the station ..

The machine stopped pumping and i brought out my wallet to pay her,only to notice that what she pumped was not even half the size of what i normally bought for 1k. I was shocked and went further to ask her if the price of fuel has increased and she said "NO'"! . I pointed at the gallon and asked her what was inside and she confirmed it was fuel while she was sheepishly smiling.

I use that same gallon to buy all the time, so i know where a fuel worth 1k should stop at. I politely asked her to amend her mistake cos i cant buy what she sold for me at 600, not to even talk of 1k..

She was still smiling and said "Na 1k fuel be that"... I was now angry.
I looked at her boldly and said "Shey una manager dey office abi?".. I noticed her her facial expression changed immediately i mentioned manger. I just pretended as if i wanted to enter the building to go meet the manger while i brought out my phone as if i was calling someone.

Like magic, the babe brought out the pump and started adding fuel.lol. I turned back and approached her telling her that what she added wasn't enough cos i know the normal gauge. She wanted to argue but i cut her off and asked her why she added fuel to my gallon if what she initially gave me was the normal gauge.

I quickly switched to big English and threatened to call the manger and sue the filling station if she jokes with me. It worked, the babe brought out the pump again and started adding fuel little by little as if i was buying garri. She kept adding the fuel until it reached my normal gauge and i told her it was enough.

I called her a thief, scammer and threatened to arrest her( i can lie sha ). You could see guilt written all over her face as i spoke to her and how bad this habit of her's might land her in big trouble.

I paid her and collected my fuel.. The funny thing is that she looked much older than me but said nothing when i was lashing her. I guess the guilt and shame ate her up. I hate it when people think they can cheat everybody and get away with it..
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Quite as expected, the thread has turned into an Ati-BBA empire..

Ok, i have learnt alot from BBA:

1.. Human Behavior:
It shows how people try to blend in with others whose culture and way of life are almost the exact opposite. It gives a clear picture of human adaption, how people try to adapt to new a environment and successfully interact with new people of different cultures/background/geographical location within a very short period of time. Tourists and business people who travel around will find this skill very useful.

2.. Culture:
It effortlessly educates an outsider about the culture of certain African countries. Yes,you can easily do a quick google search to learn about other people's cultures but it cannot be compared to hearing it from the horses mouth. The housemates from time to time talk about the their countries,how the people behave and do things.. All thanks to Dillish, i now know that Namibia has a very very high rate of passionate killing------ I wont explain what passionate killing means , go and watch BBA or do a quick google search but mind you, you will never get the first hand experience i got when i listened to dillish talk about it and gave bizzare examples.

There are other numerous stuffs i learnt about other African countries but trying to type them here might catapult us to page 50..

3.. Perception:
Trust me,BBA is an eye opener. It taught me and gave me a first hand experience about how Africans see each other's country and its people. Almost, if not all the other housemates from other african countries made me realize that an average African see's a Nigerian as proud,loud and arrogant. It taught me that a Nigerian is naturally intimidating to people from other african countries. Inshort, they see an average Nigerian as a threat to their business..e..t.c-------------- it taught me that an african is silently competing with a Nigerian even without the Nigerian's knowledge..

BBA opened my eyes as to how other africans should i say "Worship our Music". Yes, i knew, we all know that our music is loved across Africa but those who watched BBA will vow at gun point that the show made them realize how strong our entertainment industry is.. Those same people who watched BBA can also vow that they never believed that our entertainment industry esp music is that adored across Africa. It was an eye opener.

BBA has taught me not to no longer get pissed at those Africans who come here to attack Nigerians because the truth is that " An Average Nigerian is Intimidating"----- Now i know where the frustration is coming from. Those who watched will understand 100% what the comment in quote means...

4.. Psychology:
Yes, psyche!!! The viewers try to figure out and explain why a housemate behaved in a certain way, what his or her plan is, and what he or she is driving at. It sharpens the mind broadens one's intuition skills. This is a very educative process because the mind of the viewer gets trained as he or she studies a certain housemate to know the message he/she is trying to pass across even without saying anything..

In summary----- Those with sharp minds and a discerning spirit find studying the behavior of the hosemates fun and an educative process..

Now you asked how the show impacts positively on the lives of the housemate?
The answer to this question is too overwhelmingly positive to mention in just a page but let me summarize..

I dont think there is any show in Africa that gives its contestants the opportunity to be successful after its closure like BBA. The moment you step out of the Big brother house, people,endorsement deals will come knocking at your door because you are now a popular figure. The fact that the show is watched by millions across Africa is a driving factor that pushes brands to the contestants because most companies want a face their consumers can easily identify with..

Melvin is an ambassador for AU--- African unity..
Bassey just joined the cast of Tinsel..
Maria is moving to Ghana to start her own reality show..
Elikem's fashion line which was formerly small prior to BBA is now beginning to be the next big thing..
I will just stop here.. I dont think there is any of the 28contestants whose life will remain thesame after BBA. BBA has given the opportunity and platform to excel if they want to.

Trust me, there are many many things i have learnt from BBA---- About Africa,Africans and how they see Nigerians,how people behave, how we Africans have alot in common. It also opened my eyes as to how strong the west african economy is, its entertainment industry and how people from other parts of Africa see it.

SIDE NOTE: Those who keep saying it promotes immorality..e..t..c need to get their heads thoroughly checked. These same people have never watched BBA in their entire life. All they know how to do is follow what others have said without having an opinion of theirs. All their so called facts are based on "them say" "them say".. I need not say much about that immorality ish, because i believe that issue has been tackled and flogged on a certain thread just last month..

Lastly,BBA is very educative; it depends on the viewer and how he or she see's things. .
Some people watch movies for entertainment while some watch it because they want to learn some habits/skills that will add to their life e..g detective/crime movies.

Some people listen to music cos they love the beats while some listen cos of to the lyrics. You will only see what you want to..
As for me, i watched BBA and saw/learnt things that were eye openers..
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njokusboy: Lolzzz @ zobo ultimate search.... Na 5 Alive ultimate search u for talk... Make I copy u


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Abeg make una stop this spoilers abeg..

lol.
Dem don already post spoilers finish. Even when you beg them to no post yet, dem no go gree..
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Anuoluwap: Based on my own opinion. Every single reality tv show is better than BBA. GUS shouldn't be compared to BBA not at all. GUS is suitable for all age groups that alone beats everything. BBA should be compared to Koko Mansion both are morally-weaken. Don't bother to tell about the fans of the show and the popularity like we already know(that doesn't make it any better). The question is: what have you gained watching BBA?

Huh? BBA flogs Zobo Ultimate Search by far na..

How can you compare the role BBA plays in Africa in terms of culture,African Unity,e..t..c with Zobo Ultimate search?

Well, We all have our Opinions just like you said.. Make i no derail..
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god_of_music: Lolz, i just came back from the church choir rehearsals and i came here to see this
yAll are really having fun



#TeamGOM

Jeez!! You look so ugly that you weep through your Anus cos your Tears want nothing to do with your face..
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Nigellus_Hosan: U Smell So bad u make a he-goat feel privileged

Your brain feels so abandoned that you cough dust and cob-webs whenever you think of something reasonable..
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Nigellus_Hosan: Ure So old n Senseless u make an old book feel new

Your mouth smells so bad that you when you want to spit, you cry saliva..
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Nigellus_Hosan: Ure so dumb u make a fish talk

You are so ugly that Animal Rights Activists sued your Mum for beating you.. In their words "That woman was so harsh to the poor Hyena"..
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Nigellus_Hosan: Ure So Stupid u make Nomski feel Less Foolish..

Your thinking is so slow that a snail once sued you for copyright..
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Nigellus_Hosan: U are So hungry my Chicken weighs twice ur family

You are so short that your full image appeared on a passport..
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Didi 5: You are so ugly,Bance has hope afterall!

You are so dumb that you stammer when thinking..
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Nigellus_Hosan: Ure eyes are So damn big ure face looks like a petri dish

Your head is so big that when you screamed "I need some space", your mum rubbed it and said "You already have more than enough, son!"..
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Nigellus_Hosan: I thought ure future was the bleakest till i saw this..

Your stupidity is so contagious that only those with hand gloves shake you,only those with bullet proof hug you..
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Nigellus_Hosan: Ure so heavy ur bones weigh 56kg

Your grand-dad is so dumb that all the slim students started gaining weight from his teaching just one week after he resumed as the new physics teacher..
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Nigellus_Hosan: Ure head is so empty...u went for an Herespectomy n all they could find was ashes

You are so stuppid that the doctor advised against bathing with hot water cos it might heat off the remaining sense left .
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Nigellus_Hosan: Ure so lean n Hairy..
Ur legs look like d leanest yam tubers ever

Your brain still has stretch marks cos of how it stretched the last time you tried to figure out who looked more manly btw your mum and Taribo west..
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Nigellus_Hosan: Extremely Dumb Retårds Viewing this topic: Iaz93, Idowuogbo(f), Kslib(m), Austeenx, jovialjov(f), Vivly, Freiburger(m), Ranchhoddas(m), Larryfly(m), dopeJemi(m), Cathaliya(f), Andyblaze, skullzand 1 guest(s)

Your brain gives out a pungent choking smell anytime you try think, to the extent that the doctor advised you always wear a helmet when brainstorming..
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demelza: Its all right.

Satisfied now?

Oya also do me a favour by adding (f) to your moniker to give it that sweet feminine touch..
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spikes C: All izz not well, some are sick in the head

Some are so sick in the head, that their face was used as the cover of Yaba-Left Magazine.
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demelza: I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!!
Why spell other names right and get mine wrong??
Get it right!

Lol..
OK, I'm sorry dear demelza..

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god_of_music: LAME! Before you came along we were hungry. Now we fed up!



#TeamGOM

Talking about hunger---- If a grain of rice is to be gathered for every time you act s..tupid, hunger will be history in Somalia..

Nomski0,spike c,dopejemi,andyblaze,vivly,demezela and the rest--- you guys are wicked.. lol
I don laugh tire..
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god_of_music: They are some dumb people in the world, you just made me realize it



#TeamGOM

This emoticon best describes what pops-out from your brain anytime you try to think.
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god_of_music: Na because say hin direct am to me make am funny for you shey?



#TeamGOM

Nope!! I just found it very hilarious.
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Andyblaze: What could be more dumb than someone who laughs for someone else, well what more can i expect from someone who was so ugly at birth that everyone knew the exact time he was born because the clock stopped in shock at the state of your face

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Hahahahahahaha!!!! Omg!!! My belle oooooo... I don die.. lwkmd!!!
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