₦airaland Forum

Steezz: Hmmn...SA girl, this is a Nigerian forum and as a Nigerian I can comment whereva I like...dont let me start wit you o! #no offence tho

No mind that girl.. She dey happy since wen those ******* bin dey attack.. When we begin knack back,na im she knw say na SA thread be dis.. I no know why these pple no wan gree say we don pass them,we no be mate..haba..
Dem go follow us come our forum,con dey misyarn and xpect us to keep quiet.. They keep hating us for no reason but cant stay one day without nairaland a Nigerian forum.. Na wa...

HumbledbYGrace: read the thread name again...Cape verde, S.A, Angola and Morocco not Nigeria vs Ghana.

Go front sumwr pls.... #no offence though

Leave him joor!!! Didn't you see who started the fight.. He was just defending his country... Shikena##

andyanders: You no dey shame, dog like you. Let south africa teach you, Ode like you.

See this PIG!!! Nxt time call team wey dey beat us wella and i'll shut up.. Comparing our strikers with SA's is an insult.. Super eagles dey Bleep up,but e neva bad reach that level.. Hausa goat!!! Nama!!!

andyanders: We go tell Keshi and his chickens to ask our strikers to meet these South Africans to teach/lecture them on how to score goals. Maybe bend their legs so that they can see the goal post.

Shut up mumu!!! Go ask south africa who super eagles be.. SA wey we dey beat anyhow nain wan con teach us how to score abi??.. You must be high on vuvuzela juice....

banana monkey na equalises!!!

Goal!!!! Morocco 2,bafana monkeyna 1

morocco goal

Only in Nigeria,our girls go dey use fake accent just to sound oyinboish.. Na so i see one the other day dey use german accent dey hawk gala for high-way.. Dis girls ehn

Truckpusher: It is only in Nigeria that the citizens abuse and curse their country yet they still expect their country to be a better place.

It is only in Nigeria that the citizens run away from, only to come back after many years in diaspora and expect the country to change itself.

It is only in Nigeria that the people hate each other based on tribes and ethnicity yet they will not go their seperate ways.

It is only in Nigeria that the people will never rise up against tyranny yet they come on social network to make noise about it.

So you mean say,if americans begin curse the country while the government keeps working to make the country better,the country will not be better abi??
So if Nigerian government decide to be serious for once and start installing the neccessary infrastructures needed to give us 24hrs electricity,we will still be without light cos we ere cursing the country abi.. Nigerians do not abuse the country,they abuse the people incharge of the country.. So you mean say if all the insults stop,we go get 24hrs electricity,good roads,ordinary clean water,corruption free. justice for the victimised and our educational system go automatically behave... Wow!!!! So the solution to our problem is this simple.. Truckpusher,i swear you be genius.. You see,na genius like you suppose dey rule this country but over-employment wey yanfu yanfu everywhere don make you be TRUCKPUSHER.. I weep!!!!

Person wan naked herself,una dey call am oleku abi?? So if she loose the wrapa comot for waist the "ole" go become silent shey.. E go con become "ku".. Na wa sha

asha 80: you are not really bright you know.someone from another ethnic group makes a sarcarstic post about igbos with intent for people to make fun at igbos while reading his post as shown by the 3 likes you said you still say your post which you were attacking him for 'implying that igbos are special'is still valid?are you a kid?are your anaylitical skills that low?no wonder they say educational system in the country has gone to the dogs.

Are you plain stuupid or what?? If you didnt check his profile to see his other posts,would you have known he was been sacarstic? So i should go on checking peoples profile before i reply. I understand sacarsm when i see one,but atleast he should have left a clue just like other people normally do.. I said my post remains valid cos the for-biafra/n igbos clearly agree with him.. Why cant you just understand something for once,yes,he was been sacarstic but they still agree with him and my message is for them and remains valid..haba ..

dahonestboss: you bought suya on your way to your girlfriends house as a gift, she angrily throwed it out of the window because she expected more from you. you forgot your key and went back to her house. surprised, you caught her drinking garri with the suya you threw away

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!! Laff wan keeeee meeeee wooooh... If na me ehn,d kain slap wey i go gve her ehn,she go vomit live chicken right there..

stupor: •Having a facebook page and Twitter handle that has been offered to you free and yet bars people from following you,as if you are the creator of the social media.

•you have never had a quiet home in your marriage but you are the head of Counselor in your church.

•you drive the whole in expensive company car durind the week but always fly bike to church on Sundays.

Na wa oh.. This your own dry sotey d sweat wey dey my fore-head vanish.. Oh boy,this your own na drier...
Only in Nigeria person no fit post im own,but go dey critisize anoda person own as dry.. Eg... Myself.. Na wa oh..

berem: space reserved.brb

Only on Nairaland Nigeria,person go book space down cos she wan go think of wetin to post.. Haba,na by force to post..
Anyway sha.. space booked for later things.. Make me sef go think..

asha 80: my friend check the guys former posts and tell me if you think the guy is igbo.don't just jump into thread and spew thrash.can't you detect sarcasm if you see one?

What's my business with his/her former post.. I replied based on his/her post on this thread.. Ok,even if it was sacarsm,he/she got 3likes from people who didn't think it was sacarsm(FIGURE THAT OUT),so my post remains valid till eternity!!!

c.fours:
by installing an Igbo man as governor of lagos, abuja and president of Nigeria.
by allocating 70% of federal revenues to SE
by creating a welfare state program for igbos
by exterminating all abokis by any means necessary
by cutting off the hands and feet of every "oily Yoruba" in all corners of earth.
by forming biafra (so that igbos will preside over nigeria and biafra at the same time)

this will be the ultimate dream.

remember, igbos are jewish geniuses stuck among backwards black people in africa.
if not for the civil war, biafra will look like sweden or USA by now.

Just look at how to put the word backward blacks as if igbos aint black.. This inferiority complex of a thing is one major problem many black people have.. Always trying to claim something rather than trying to something so that others will claim them.. Ok,lets assume your jewish claim is true,
what has it changed?? Nothing!!!
Did it make your life better?? No!!!
Does it stop the whiteman from calling you a black monkey?? No!!!
Is there a jew inscription on your fore-head?? No!!!
Can you tell the difference btw an igbo man and a calabar/delta/edo/kogi man just by their structure of facial structure?? No!!
You said the igbos are stuck with backward black africans shey.. Pls go check the number of crimes committed in this country(minus the north).look east,west and south and tell me the tribe that tops the list hands down without arguement...
Go check the international crimes committed by Nigerians all over the world and tell me the tribe that tops that same list hands down...
LASTLY,WHAT MAKES YOU THINK BIAFRA WOULD BE ANY BETTER IF NIGERIA EVENTUALLY DIVIDES.. SO OTHERS WILL BE FOOLING THEMSELVES AND SLEEPING WHILE BIAFRA KEEPS DEVELOPING ABI?? PLS WAKE-UP!!
I HATE ANYTHING THAT USES TRIBE TO DISUNITE OR MAKE ANY TRIBE FEEL THEY ARE BETTER THAN THE OTHER.. I HATE TRIBAL WAR AND THE WORLD WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT TRIBE,RACE AND COLOUR,BUT I GUESS ITS TOO LATE..
LET ME END BY SAYING THIS "THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL,I MEAN NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IGBO PEOPLE".. There are like any other Nigerian out there,the difference is that they have been brain washed to beleive they are better than any Nigerian who aint igbo...
I dont belong to any of the three main languages,but i beleive if Nigeria divides,the south-west would be better than biafra by far.. Just look around and see the conditions/enviroments and visions for the future both have,and you will know what i'm talking about... You dont just have to keep shouting and shouting just show us your present foundation and let us decide how strong the building will be...
IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT,SHOOT DONT TALK..

@op!! I thought i was the only one experiencing this ish.. You are not alone.. Mine sef is no guarantee even when my 3.5g is stable cos at any time it will change to edge and refuse to open even a page as low as 2kb.. I thought it was my network box that had some sort of problem sef not knowing i had a twin..
Well,am very sure they will sort it out cos if you take notice, the problem started of recent..

Abdul Adam56: Inna lahha la yuhibbu kafirun/zalimun

Whatever that means... All i know is that ISLAM is the worst thing that ever happened to humanity...

Hahahahahaha!!!!! Na wa oh.. See wetin unemployment and joblessness which leads to idleness dey make person papa do....but the pic funny sha.. Lmao

J12: Don't tell me those are usher's balls.

Jisooooos chlyst!!! Dont tell me that pic on your profile is real...

In that letter,did i see [b]NUCLEAR WARHEAD[b]?? I just hope say na idiomatic expression be that not literal oh..
This people wan just add to our problem,wetin concern south africa.. Mend,na God go punish una fada nyash if una dear cause any international or local problem.. Yeye goats.. Instead of una to face our corrupt politicians and start the revolution,una wan cause more trouble..
BUT FROM THE WAY THIS MEND PEOPLE ARE TALKING,ITS VERY CLEAR THAT IF THEY STRIKE,THE DAMAGE DEM GO CAUSE GO TAKE 2000YRS TO HEAL OH..

Abeg una mean say goal post fall?? I no dey watch the match?? Oya,make una explain..

@babay mama and Cigar icon!!! Who told you both that i didn't read the story?? I repeat,he's a fool for committing sucide because he doesn't know what lies in the spiritual realm.. Yes,he wanted to rest in peace,but what if he's been sent back to this world as a new born to re-live this same life??
What if he there is no so-called peace he was looking for in death??.. All i'm just trying to say is what if in death,he realised his mistakes. I'm just trying to be logical here..
There are people out there who have faced far more worse than him,but still did not commit sucide.. There are people who have everything,but still do commit sucide..
Me personally,i dont lack anything but still i have thought of committing sucide because i dont like the way the world is and what is happening around,the way some people behave,the way humans are becoming too evil and all those stuff BUT i will never commit sucide cos i dont know what awaits me in the spiritual realm(what if there is a life after death,what if death is not how we humans think it to be..WHAT IF JUST WHAT IF??) and most importantly, SUCIDE IS AN EXCAPE ROUTE USED BY THE WEAK TO AVOID FACING THE CHALLENGES OF LIFE.....

He is a fool for taking his life.. Why do people like exaggerating stuffs.. Yes,the Nigerian situation is bad,but not bad to the extent of someone taking his life than to be deported back.. Abi no be the Nigeria wey me dey?
People keep saying
boko haram: Boko haram are only in the north and i still have friends in the north who move freely.. How many times does boko haram attack in a month.. I'm in no way justifying the deadly sect,but people keep shouting and making yeye noise as if boko haram attacks 5times in a day...
Kidnappings: yes,there is kidnapping in the east and some south south states,but how many have we witnessed or do witness in lets say "6 months".. I know its bad,but yiu guys make it look as if kidnapping has now become the order of the day..
Well,i guess people like to hype everything.. The Nigerian situation is somewhat bad,but it has not even smelled the stage of comparing it with hell or death.. That guy was already tired of life,and was just looking for an opportuinity to die,so he was presented with one... He said he had no one back home which simply means if he had someone back home he wouldn't have killed himself..
The guys sha,i doubt if he head Nigerian blood in him cos Nigerians are natural survivors,they fight situations no matter how hard it looks,we dont easily give up and I AM PROUD TO BE A NIGERIAN

rastamouse: LOL

Let me warn you,next time i'm talking football and you come and start telling stuffs like "its just a game" "lets give only that kinda passion to God" and start forming gentle man pastor ehn,you go see yourself.. I thought on the other thread,you were forming pastor cos GAYna was playing abi only to come here and start saying rubbish.. Quote me again and see!!!!