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HAHAHA!!! IT IS NOW OFFICIAL THAT doctowus HAS BECOME THE MOST ATTACKED AND INSULTED MAGA ON NAIRALAND....

mawojuuche: see another Mumuni, what concern Jesus n what is posted there woman rapper!!! if u think she wud give u kpomo for taking ha side then u need to work harder....dnt worry i'll make u work for it...Oya lets go...

So,she will just give me kpomo cos we share the same opinion at a particular time abi?? Well,maybe that's how ur sisters give out kpomo anyhow if they share the same opinino with a guy online..lol
##no offense intented...

Pls guys,what other video player is better than vlc.. I dont know why the .avi movies i downloaded from my mobile phone and transferred to my system are not very clear.. I tried adjusting the vlc settings,but still the picture quality is poor,but when i pplay via my phone,it's very clear...
Is it cos it aint torrent or cos i transferred it from my phone to system or it just has to do with the .avi extension or what??...

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tjskii: Na lie jor,12yrs wtht food and shez looking this healthy,shez prbly eating underground somwhr
By d way if to say na naija she dey,she go don quench tey tey,cos nobody go get time to dey forcefeed am thru tubes

It's not a lie.. She is feed fluids through the nose..

Must you use blackberry mtn bis to connect.. What if you dont have a blackberry?? Cant it be used with an internet modem rather than bb..

See as she still fresh like pawpaw..
This man below feeds with 1billion naira.. Compare their freshness..

Kim just doesn't want her breast to loose shape and i think that's not fair...
If na me be her pikin and i grow up without sucking my mama's breast,i wont say anything ooh.. Na the night before her birthday i go cut the two breasts at exactly 11:59pm so she go become the first celebrity to celebrate her birthday breastless.. No be fame she want,i go give her fame...

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Ngozi okonjo iweala or Patience ozokwor

mawojuuche: @Op, u hav successfully worn d award for Nairaland Mumu of the week for believing n posting dis joke...

Choi!! John 11:35-----AND JESUS WEPT!!
You dey insult person and your brain na tokunbo.... You have successfully won the award for the most GBAGAUNEST maga to ever register on nairaland...

olugiwajnr: definately it is God>..am sure he most have become a good xtian now.

I'm xtian,but not all good people are xtians ok.. We have good atheists,pagans,muslims and monks....

Wow,soo lovely.. I find only the little innocent ones lovely...
Sorry to say this,but this dogs are way cuter than some humans. If you are one of them,quote me but if you are not,hit the like button...

Suljosh: Benin girls are ingrate, ash, unfaithful, n nt contented. Jst broke up wit my benin girl last yr november, cuz she was cheatin on me, pls guyz run for anyting benin n edo any 1 dat cumz ur way, hit d punana well n run for ya life.

Haha!!! But guy you woorwor oh.. If to say you fine sef,i for say ok "it's a little bit understandable to generalise that all Edo women are whores and ingrate".. But alas,you no even fine sef.. See your shacky/kpomo lips and your nose like day before yesterday eba and your red eyes like tomatoes,you con come here dey talk as if you be one kain confirm fresh guy..

nollywood20: These small girls boo-bs don fall o.
Abi their king don suck their milk finish?

Hahaha!!!

enigmagu1: Now dat ill treatment is coming from d ladies non of dem will com an comment...

If a smaller incident happen to a lady, they will say all guys are dsame....bt i hope all ladies are not!

Exactly!!!
I keep saying it "Never you hit a woman,but make sure you deal with a bii*tch".. Can you imagine?? Some girls sef ehn

No matter how professional the doctor is,him body must still sweet am.. Abi no be human being the doctor be.. Na robot..
It's like saying "you can train a professional bee to hate honey"... Better allow female examine you,or better still a gay doctor,ie..if you are female..

Abeg which one be azadus for the pishure?? The black leather abi the okada

byvan: It was one cool evening,hubby and I decided to go photocopy some documents.i have been purging all day but thought I would make it back home before any Bleep up.

10minutes later,hubby was in the office photocopying while the kids and I waited in the car.Then the stomach rumbling began,I was sweating profusely under the AC,I pinged my hubby"E don beooo".He peeped out of the window and gave me the"I am rounding up signal".


O boy!!!I had to start knotting my 30inches braz sharp!sharp!,The kids where asking wats wrong but I was too erratic to answer.Thank God my hubby always leave some kiddies wipes and pampers in his car.I emptied the papers and searched frantically for the wipes,while searching,hubby came and offered a nylon he got from the nearby akara seller.We had to wind down and speed,while I gladly do my biz squatting at the back seat.Omo see yapping but my mouth still dey sharp upon my disgrace lol.I didn't really feel embarassed sha but nah Bleep up.He reminds me of that when he needs a good laugh.

Amadioha!! **puts hands on head and opens mouth** .... WTF!!!! Why you no enter boot do the thing nah...
So as you fine reach,you det sh*iit... Mehn,you husband na real man oh.. If na me be your husband ehn,my diicck no go rise for complete 6months..walahi

Hahahaha!!! All this cos of hairy chest..

Nigeria won the AFCON 2013 and this was what patience jonathan had to say "We are very happy that Nigeria has won the world cup for the first time in history even though only africa participated due to racism...

From vanguard "SUPER EAGLES BLAMES THE INVINCIBLE NATURE OF THE BLACK STARS OF GHANA FOR AFCON FINAL LOSS".. After the match,joseph yobo said "i never saw asamoah gyan and koffi kingston"...

Na too much of INDIAN FILM dey deceive the girl..

ayusco: Black stars to play under floodlights
Spectators: we still can't see them o

Hahahaha!!!!! This is genius.. Lmao

A video showing Tb joshua's prophecy that "the super eagles will win the nations cup" went viral on the internet..unfortunately,Nigeria were kncoked out in the group stage.. When asked why a man of his calibre will give such a false prophecy,all he had to say was"LOOK,THE GUY WHO REALEASED THE VIDEO INTENTIONALLY OMITTED THE PART WHERE I SAID IN 2065.

John mikel obi was sued for "scoring an own-goal in the 93rd minute of the Afcon final match between Nigeria and Cape verde which took place in pakistan and ended 1:0..When asked why he loosed concentration in the final minutes of the match,all he had to say was "I JUST WANTED TO PROVE TO NIGERIANS THAT I CAN STILL SCORE GOALS"...

Richfella: [b]A man's stupidity with a crocodile![b]

I won't try that shit for a million dollars . This life still dey sweet me o .

See as the thing head BIG. One bite, your head disappears.

Oga,there is nothing stupid there.. No be everybody dey fear to die like you.. The man must have heard bizzare stories of animals killing their human friends,but he still went on to form a bond with the croc and thats what i call trust...
Abi e easy to play with/sleep besides a dangerous reptile esp a croc for that matter?? It only takes a brave man to do that.

Yvete: No, because i'm not of the bottom-of-the barrel echelon with people that reason like you.

Exactly!!! You see, you can never reason like me,never ever cos i reason like someone with a brain.. I dont generalise.. Well i guess afterall,you have an advantage over me cos your brain still gat enough space cos it's completely un-used..

Yvete: I guess you've been told this many times and it still hurts, huh??

My stars!! I mean,how can i be angry cos it's not advisable for men to hit women??.. Does
it even make sense?? Inshort,your dumbness makes the word "foolish" sound smart...

Yvete: All this rant for nothing. Looool oh my! Hahahaa Nothing can change an angry man! You should act otherwise to prove my comment false. You just showed yourself. Correction: I don't try to sound intelligent, I AM THAT!

If you say you sound intelligent,then i think those who compiled the dictionary should be sued for giving us the wrong meaning of intelligence... One thing i like about humans is that no matter how they try to convince/lie,deep down inside,they know the truth.. Babe,deep down,you know you are dumb...

Yvete: Guess the truth hurts, grow up!

Haha!!

Yeah,the truth hurts,only to liars.. I didn't even know the truth hurts,walahi.. Pls how does it feel?? You must really be a professional liar to really know the truth hurts..

Yvete: You're a very aggressive guy. Don't lay your hands on the woman that will end your life. Be careful!
The kind of women you describe shows your mindset and where you've been. Seems like you've been dating ladies with all that crap you posted. Got regrets??

Hey,miss over sabi sabi Look here,are you just plain sttuppid or what?? How can i kill someone cos she fakes her accent? I'm just trying to show how much i dislike girls with fake accent..
You even called me "AGRESSIVE".. Do you know me?? Have you seen me before? Or have i ever bleeping spoken to you before.. Pls you have to understand someone before you quote them ok.. You tried to sound intelligent,but ended up looking dumb...
Lastly,it is funny how you girls keep using the word "DONT EVER HIT A WOMAN" to your advantage.. Let me tell you,there is a difference between a "WOMAN" and a "BI*TCH".Even God knows i will never in my life hit a woman cos women are angels. Let me end by saying "MEN DONT HIT WOMEN,BUT THEY PUT BI*CHES IN THEIR PLACES" and you( certainly) are a "B*ITCH"....

Girls who like forming nonsense,especially when they have only beauty to offer...
Girls who are dumb but think they are intelligent.a..k.a over sabi sabi.. When i see this type of girls,na small thing dey make me no borrow dem one hot slap..

Girls with fake accent...omg!!! Maybe my first murder will be on a girl with fake accent...i hate am die
Girls with brown/yellow sweat sign at their armpit..like wtf!!!
Girls with toooooo tight clothes..especially those ones wey dey convert t-shirt to gown....
Girls with big,long,fat feet.. If you like make you fine like winch,if your feet too big,fat or get dose dry long veins ehn,na at gunpoint i go consider you...
Girls with big shapeless hands.. Chai
A girl who shouts like a man and ...
[b]lastly and most importantly,girls who like using disgusting and irritating words..
Example: a girl who would rather say "i wan go shii**t" instead of "i wan go toilet**.. My point is,the thought of a "girl" sitting on the toilet bowl poooing turns me off totally totally tooootaaallly....

J12: Nice pics, never knew they were dating. . And Jason, I don't like that nigga!
A girl once told me that I look like Jason Derulo, I was like, are you outta your fùcking mind?

so you be man sef and ur profile get(f).. Na creepy pipo just full here oh... Wait oh,do you mean you are a female and someone said you look like jason derulo...hahahahaha

J12: Do you know me?

Yes nah,no be you dey sell yam flour and dry fish for mami market.. Abi No be you dey your profile so..