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 Health › Re: Czech Man With No Heart Dies After Six Months by Kslib(m): 8:49pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Rest In Peace |
| Celebrities › Re: Happy 52nd Birthday To Mr. IBU by Kslib(m): 6:28pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Mr ibu is not a mumu oh,he is a genius!!! Only a genius can use mumuness to make money from one of the wisest peeps on earth[Nigerians]... Abeg,who come mumu pass.. Mr ibu or his fans? Abegi,mumu get levels joor.. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Back In Abuja From German Hospital (pix) by Kslib(m): 5:47pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
aribisala0: Speaking at the airport where she was received by a delegation of her favourite widows, The first lady said; "Hitee's not eezy,you know.I thank you for you many prayers. I feel it in Germany and even up in the Airlonplane I am feeling it and now that I am seeing you I confirm it. There is small shaking of the plane but when we land I have a big sign of relieve.So thank you very much again and God bless me. Amen"Lmao.. Welcome back patience jona.. |
| Food › Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by Kslib(m): 4:21pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Where are all the garri fighters,you need to see this thread.. On this thread you are also free to mention garri without being banned.. You can equally sing or write a poem for garri www.nairaland.com/1076085/writing-dedicated-garri |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Insulted By Your Partner? by Kslib(m): 4:14pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Omen100: She insulted me by calling me a horse that i am capable of killing someone's daughter, I cried for days & still crying till today.Hahahahaaahaha!!! Lwkmd!! Lwfmbam!!! I am laughing and crying |
| Fashion › Re: Oluchi Orlandi On The Cover Of Mania Magazine by Kslib(m): 4:03pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
This kind of picture dey cause quarrel for house. Na dat time the husband go remember say im wife body look like "cassava bread".. |
| Literature › Re: Dedicated To Garri!! by Kslib(op): 9:47am On Oct 17, 2012 |
albacete: [size=15pt]Haahahaaha!! Thanks,but one bowl of garri is more valuable than one bag of rice.. |
| Food › Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by Kslib(m): 6:00am On Oct 17, 2012 |
Another garri thread www.nairaland.com/1076085/writing-dedicated-garri |
| Literature › Re: Dedicated To Garri!! by Kslib(op): 7:52pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
albacete: @kslib: very interesting, keep it up.**laughs and says "you go hear ween"** **quickly chews all the dry garri and left a note saying "dear albacete,sorry i had to be this selfish,you know it is garri and i coulnd't resist the temptation"*** |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry Phone Becomes A Source Of Shame For Users by Kslib(m): 7:44pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Black maria |
| Car Talk › Re: 4 Reasons Okada Ban In Lagos Won’t Solve Anything by Kslib(m): 6:42pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Revealedtv: First to commentFirst to give him a dirty slap reminding him that he was the 4th to comment.. 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: Grammatical Errors (Gbagauns) Of Nollywood by Kslib(m): 6:32pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Omo,na this type of engrish dey charge low battery.. What da eeefffff!!!! 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by Kslib(m): 5:13pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Tell garri what it means to Nigerians. www.nairaland.com/1076085/writing-dedicated-garri |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mini Graphic Design Contest (A "proudly Nigeria(n) design) by Kslib(m): 5:08pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
[color=pink]PR[/color]OU[color=olive]D[/color]LY NIG[color=yellow]E[/color]RI[color=yellow]A[/color]N Inshort,i am sooo proud to be a Nigerian that i might derail this thread with my designs.. |
| Romance › Re: Can You Catch A Grenade For Your Partner? by Kslib(m): 4:58pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Why not?... Why am i a man,if i cant catch common TOY grenade for my love. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Amaka Igwe Announces Launch Of QTV by Kslib(m): 4:50pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Good one,but do you really have programmes that will keep the viewers glued to this QTV.. Even the hyped africa magic dey show rubbish... Hope you will surprise your viewers.. BTW,the g-unit/g-squad/g-gang will be launching a new channel called "GTV.. Trust me,this channel is going to blow you away.. Till then 3 Likes |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mini Graphic Design Contest (A "proudly Nigeria(n) design) by Kslib(m): 4:36pm On Oct 16, 2012*. Modified: 6:35pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
PR[color=yellow]O[/color]UDL[color=orange]Y[/color] [color=olive]NI[/color]GERIAN Weda na for computer or na phone or even typewriter,design na still design.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Islam › Re: Becoming One Of Allah's Special People by Kslib(m): 4:18pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
emenim: Am the first to comment this time around hurraySorry,na you be 5th to comment.. Take heart dear... 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Dedicated To Garri!! by Kslib(op): 3:21pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
oyedun82: FINALLY GARRI HAS COME TO STAY. Seriously am drinking GARRI NOW.Gbam!!! |
| Literature › Re: Dedicated To Garri!! by Kslib(op): 3:09pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Francheezy: cool mahn, very c0ol and interestin, bk0z 0f diz, am g0na g0 drink Gary, ryt nawThe inspiration came from the fact that garri is indeed a rare gem,and a very special thing.. |
| Food › Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by Kslib(m): 2:10pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Atlast,we are free to express our views about garri. Now,this thread is about the price of garri.. But the thread below,is all about writing a poem,story,music,or any form of writing to our dear garri.. Make sure you dont miss it..oh www.nairaland.com/1076085/writing-dedicated-garri |
| Literature › Dedicated To Garri!! by Kslib(op): 12:00pm On Oct 16, 2012*. Modified: 3:21pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Oh my sweet garri,the only food wey wan make me marry my sweet ijebu girlfriend cos she also loves garri.. You see,na garri wan make me marry at last... Oh wonder garri,i call you "wonder grain" cos you can transform from dry garri to eba in the presence of hot water...i also call you "wonder grain" cos you can also choose to become a snack in the presence of cold water and sugar.. I also call you "wonder grain" cos you can equally be taken in your dry form.. You also proved to scientists that not only "matter" has 3 states[ solid, liquid,gas] garri also has 3 states [dry garri, soaked garri, eba]... Oh colourful garri,i call you colorful cos you come in colors be it white or yellow.. [color=olive]Oh helpless garri,i call you helpless cos i see no reason why the MODs should hate you this much![/color] Oh trustworthy garri,i call you trustworthy cos you have earned the trust of the masses.. That same trust is what our leaders have been trying to earn but couldn't. You never disappoint,you always deliver whenever we need you,and our stomach can attest to that.. In-short, garri,we trust you more than our leaders,we value you more than our leaders.. Oh humble garri,i call you humble cos despite your importance to the masses,you didn't allow pride to take over you.. You interact with both the poor and rich,both the able and disable... The bible says " Pride comes before downfall".. You are not proud and shall never be fallen weda the mods and seun like am or not.... Oh healing garri,i call you healing cos i still remember the day you saved that girl from stomach-ache.. Do you know that chewing dey garri relieves stomach ache? All you doctors better add garri to your first Aid box.. Oh precious garri,i call you precious cos you are a gift from God. God saw the future of Nigeria and said,i need to give the masses something to hold on-to in the time of greedy leaders.. Something they can run to when hunger is at its peak. Lo and behold he said "let there be garri" and there was garri...... [color=orange]oh powerful garri,i call you powerful cos the amount of energy absorbed from soaking garri is strong enough to power the whole of Nigeria with uninterrupted electricity for a 1000 years. What do we need Natural gas plants for when we have garri? Those in the power sector had better start looking at the right place.[/color] Oh strange garri,i call you strange cos there is something in your name that makes the mods/seun go hot whenever your name is mentioned.. Even the great Albert Einstein tried to unravel the mystery behind that,but couldn't.. It was reported that his last words were "tell the mods to let the garri-gang continue their campaign" .... Oh attractive garri,i call you attractive cos there is this hidden magnetic force that draws foods from different families towards you.. You form a deadly alliance with these different foods to satisfy your master.. You form a strong bond with groundnut and sugar to satisfy the drinker... You form a deadly combo with coconut and cold water to make the drinker giggle/smile while smoking you.. You form a strong defensive wall with smoked dry fish and pepper to make the drinker realize say "no be only rice and chicken be food".... You form an enviable combo with kuli-kuli to keep the stomach busy... This is the most deadly combo of all, but some argue that its Groudnut and Garri not kuli kuli. Oh garri, garri, garri,what more can i say.. Summarizing your importance/value in 5O pages is an insult to you,but hope you understand that the place you occupy in our hearts [ie: the garri squad] is precious enough to make "love" jealous... When nkechi says "tolu broke my heart",we the Garri gang says "Garri won my heart"... When brick and lace says "love is wicked",the garri squad says "Garri is kind and caring".. When people say love is blind,the garri gang say " you can only get blurred image if you drink garri without milk always"... Atleast, it is better than being blind... Oh wonderful garri,i call you wonderful cos you did what Nigerians have been trying to do for ages.. We have been trying to win the hearts of our politicians/leaders,but no way. Just one seductive move alone displayed by ijebu garri,made OBJ declare his never-ending love for garri publicly, by posting a video where the whole of Nigeria saw him engaging in a mouth to mouth romance with garri.. Now,can you beat that?.. @ Garri,Unbehalf of the Garri squad/Garri gang,i hereby present the award of "[color=olive] The most valuable food to you"...[/color] *** garri gets up,bounces past seun and the mods with swag and collects his award** **camera catches rice,yam and beans gossiping about garri** **garri gets back to his seat and whispers to the gossipers "you can say whatever you like,but i still remain the people's choice** #long live garri,long live garri squad## SIGNED BY::::::::::::::::: GARRI~ WARLORD..... .. WRITTEN AND SEALED DURING THE DEADLY GARRI REVOLUTION WHICH SHOOK THE FOUNDATION OF NAIRALAND AND GAVE THE MODS SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.. DURING THIS PERIOD, WE MADE SEUN WET HIS PANTS,MADE MODS DOUBT THEIR SANITY.. WE DREW BLOOD AND LEFT A PERMANENT SCAR ON SEUN'S WRINKLED FACE..    DATE: October 16, 2012..!! |
| Food › Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by Kslib(m): 9:38am On Oct 16, 2012 |
I said it.. When we were campaigning for the price of garri,the mods were busy banning us. Now it has happened.. We saw the future and tried to warn Nigeria so that we could put up strategies to avert the disaster but we were banned by the mods.. Now,how will that poor man afford garri.. So sad.. 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Amazing Uses Of Coca-cola by Kslib(m): 12:12pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
Omo see uses!!!! No be dis same coca-cola dem dey use charge phone battery? Na im be say this coca-cola of a drink na chemical in disguise,, 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: The First Thing You Do When You Enter Your Car? by Kslib(m): 11:56am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Put on the small tiger generator that powers my Ac... |
| Politics › Re: Niger Delta Planning Secession - Waku by Kslib(m): 11:11am On Oct 15, 2012 |
The handwriting on the wall is getting clearer.... |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Please Read Slowly.it's Very Important: by Kslib(m): 11:38pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
"THANK YOU GOD" |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Nigerians Seek Spiritual Remedy To Most Of Their Problems? by Kslib(m): 11:15pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
mitwitdot: it's not suprising that some idiots and ret.arded mongoloids will try to derail this thread with the debris from thier brain. please ur type is not needed on this thread and ur comments are better left in that moribund brain of yours. please stay clear, swines like you are the problems we need to eradicate.Well,you can say whatever you like,but the statement i quoted in red ain't true. You opened a thread so that people can share their views but you dont expect everybody to have the same opinion with you.. Btw,why the insults? I am really trying hard to stop insulting/replying to insults both online and offline. I strongly advice you not to throw any insults at me again,i really mean it.. If you can't tolerate my comment,just ignore me.. |
| Romance › Re: Name One Bad Habit Your Partner Has? by Kslib(m): 8:07pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
zeefever: My friends babe is always picking her nose & eating the goo. She also likes scratching her armpits & private part a lot. To be frank,whenever she offers me food,I refuse.Chineke!!! I don die.... What da fuuucckk.. Eeewwww,pheeeew... Inshort this thread was made for this post... 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Nigerians Seek Spiritual Remedy To Most Of Their Problems? by Kslib(m): 7:22pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
mitwitdot: .It has come to my notice that most challenges Nigerians face is usually approached from a spiritual angle. whether its employment, marriage, pregnancy, promotion, sickness, the list is just endless and the most ridiculous of all...financial discipline. these is further aggravated by all pastors, imams etc feeding fat on people's ignorance and a magical (miracle) shortcut to success.Abegi make we hear word!! How are they more humane than us? I know you will start giving examples with what happened in aluu community.. I know that Nigerains are also bad,but we are not the most heartless people in the world.. |
| Romance › Re: Name One Bad Habit Your Partner Has? by Kslib(m): 7:09pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
richarts: Scratches armpit, presses her fingers and make some sound with her throat all the time.Kai!!! na wa oh.... Na real wa oh!!! Omo you dey try oh.. 1 Like |
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