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Why are you making issues out of nothing..??

Good advice.. Pls when giving health advice to people next time,you have to give a typical example on the normal dosage required..
Eg... When you say 500ml,or 500mm or 500cl or 500m,you have to give a typical example of what substitutes a typical 500ml in a local setting.. Because many people take overdose without knowing it.. Those unit of measurement sounds foreign to most people..
So in essence,you can paint a clearer picture by saying that "500ml is equivalent to one iron spoon,or one cup of garr!(just kidding##"..
I hope you understand my point...

UncleJJ: My ibo brothers this guy is an aboki ooh. Lol...

Meaning??

What are you doing in malaysia?
What do they want us to say?
Do they think malaysians will ever change their attitude towards african/Nigerains? Wake-up,the hate is already in their D.n.a..
They know malaysians hate them,but still stay there and complain,cry,cry and cry.. Lack of contentment and greed can lead someone to death..
People say life is strange,but we humans are the strange ones.. I know,you know,we all know that fire will burn us,but still some of us will jump in the middle of the fir just to pick money,when the hotness of the fire burns us badly,we will open our mouths and start asking why the fire burned us.. Who are we deceiving..
Since una wan live for malaysia,why not pay the sacrifice.. You no like fire,but you wan chop roasted corn abi?
They should come back home,or remain silent forever.. We have other pressing issues at hand.. Rubbish....

Why are people so wicked.. Why seperate a man from his kids for money that he will willingly give? Why? Why? Why?
Anybody wey shout end times go recieve hot slap!!!!

Na everything of toonto diick go make frontpage..una sure say she never give seun her kpomo chop.. I suspect the man in her life to be seun...

Oyinbo go bring virus finish,den the same oyinbo go begin sell the antivirus.. Good business i tell ya...

Na hand reading dey use score? Why reading do dey use hand,and arsenal go dey use leg,, na cheating nah

The irony of the whole thing is that the woman used the award paper to cover the two bbreasts that made her popular.. Humans can be ungrateful atimes..
I must google those bosoms..wetin sef...

Omo see money!! Our FG no get sense atall,after spending all those money on books,still our youths dont want to read.. Upon all the books,Our educational system is a total waste of precious time.. Why not use that same money to invest in a project that will engage the youths and make them use their talent instead of forcing them to read..
Abi na by force to read..
Na reading go make them happy for life..
Na reading go improve our economy and infrastructure..
Why not use the money to open a something like a science centre where raw practicals will be done,so that the youths can catch up with their mates all over the world technology wise..
When we dey busy dey read books,china dey busy dey do practicals/inventions that will move their country forward and help humanity..
Why not also open something like a medical research centre where various research can be carried out.. We are abundantly blessed with many plants/trees/herbs that can be used to produce many drugs for various diseases.. We can also export these drugs and make very hot huge money..
FG please the youths dont want to read,why not provide a suitable enviroment to move this country forward? The youths gat the talents and want to work,but you are bending their hands..
I DONT WANT TO BE ON MY DIEING BED REGRETTING WHY I NEVER USED THE TIME I SPENT READING TO DO SOMETHING THAT WILL IMPACT THE LIFE OF OTHERS POSITIVELY...
FG,abeg we no wan read...we wan work to heal the wounds of this country,and time is not on our side... Abi is it a crime to be a NIGERIAN..
As for me,i read only what is necessary and adds value to life.. Nobody will brainwash me into reading nonsense.. My brother life is too short...
I have no apology to render for any grammatical blunder found in this post..

I am neither on your side nor your gf's side. I am on the phone's side..

@op.may GOD bless you..Atleast now i can dry my Garr! outside without the fear of it getting wet..

yuzedo: i schooling in Harvard University, London. My daddy is soooo rich so i don't think about problem in life or working because we have Rose Roys and swimming pull.
Help me thank God, thank you Amadioha.
So swerry, wuz yo numba??

You wan take grammer finish my 15mb.. Your grammer suck mb pass youtube video..Abeg take your time oh.. HAZARD UNIVERSITY STUDENT...

Lagusta: Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife....

When she also read dis joke,she go mistakenly tell her husband,and when her husband read dis joke,he go mistakenly omit you result from list..

fittty: Hell no! God doesn't welcome terrorists!!!

Haha!! He also doesn't welcome hypocrites...

Odinaka00: ˚☺k° he has sang †ђξ song, shot d video nd I'm d first Ť☺ comment......now front page SIR

Sorry,You are the second to comment... The person who created this thread is the first to comment... I hope you recover fron the shock soon..take heart dear###

Tile tile i go knack you akpako..
Hey i go knack you akpako..
Shade shade i go kanck the akpako..
Eeeh,i must knack d akpako...
Oya knack am,knack am...

The only people that will make heaven are those who lived a life that made the one who gave them life happy..shikena
If you dont believe that cassava exists,then why should you drink my garr!...

Hahahahhaha!!! Lmao @ghost looking left and right before crossing the road....

Check your body well,those marks might be cockroach bites and not mosquito bites.. Mosquitoes no longer bite people,all they do is just to enter your body tru your nose or ear and fetch blood in large quantity both for present and future use. New research suggests that a new tube has been found in the body which connects the nose/ear directly to our blood bank.. Mordern Mosquitoes consider biting before sucking as old fashion and it limits the quantity of blood that will be collected from the host,so they found a new way..
Humans are moving forward with discoveries,and so are mosquitoes..
wake-up bro!! This is the 21st century

Ah..very simple nah.. Just approach the chic and pour her cold water to reduce her hottness,then ask her "baby how do feel"?...shikena...

Ayman wey this stuff sweep off him feet no get stamina..

blaise26.abj:
A millenium will not be too long for you to wait for her to "unlove" and get over her ex. I doubt he is her ex sef. You are just an assistant boyfriend. Wake Up. THINK WITH UR HEAD BRO!

<READ *,2> "Carry your load and call Okada"
<REPEAT 2, 10000>

<IF> " State of residence is Lagos"
<THEN> "You are screwed"

seems u know programming, better remove all bugs and use ur compiler again .

Hahaha!! I no sabi programming,but make i add to your love code...
<READ*,> "The op should listen 2 dis guy"
<IF> "HE REFUSES",
<THEN> "HE IS DOOMED FOR HEARTBREAK"
Or
<PRINT> "OP NA MAGA,AND HE DON PAY"

lord papi: Hello good people of nairalan. Help me with this .
I found out that my girlfriend still loves her ex. I have been with her for seven months now AND am making plans to marry her. She told me that I was the love of her life and that she didn't want me ever leave her. recently, I seen text messages in her phone, whats app, BB and she was telling him the same things she was telling me.i also found that, the ex still thinks they still dating. HE IS STUDYING ABROAD AND HAS BEEEN AWAY FOR A YEAR. I was hurt, because she lied to me and she still loves him while she loves me at the same time. I want to leave but I love her so mucH. She told me she loved him but wasn't in love with him and she needed time to not love him any more. I don't know what to do. I need help. I want to be with her but I'm afraid she won't ever get over him.

You've said it all.. You now know what to do.. If you're still confused,just reflect on this popular saying "THERE IS LOVE IN SHARING"

ibromanner: Am I dreaming?
Isssshhh!
If this is true, then, how can a common man survive in dis country?
When am looking for just 5k to go and pick up my call up letter. SMH!
*sober*

5,000 naira?.. Your own better oh..na enjoyment you dey.. I dey look for 25naira to buy one cup of garr!...

Like husband like wife.. This country is turning into a big dry joke.. WTF!!! This modafuckers we have as leaders/leaders wives are becoming too bold for my liking.... Just watch and see,this woman might receive a national honour/award..
Something needs to be done.. I am getting so used to this type of news that i am beginning to view 30million naira as a chicken change even though i dont have N500 naira...

Yes nah!!! Na some poeple wey no sabi/know when to call something love dey give love bad name...

May GOD help them..

Nice piece,but you con use that pishure spoil everything.. The girl no try atall...

Hahaha!! Omo this one na command oh.. I will personally make sure that nobody from my state represents naija in 2016olympics cos with this tone Mr jona fit sell us to congo and niger if we no bring gold...

For me,i like my girl to have a medium sized ass and bosom. In life generally,i'm not too greedy,i feel okay with little things.. Check well,if you love girls with big big ass/bosoms,you might just be a greedy person..
Disclaimer abi na acclaimer: i am not in anyway saying my above observation is signed and sealed,but i am just trying to link what we attract to who we are in real life.. Lastly,my above observation,na just my little suggestion,and a little example to take give people clue on how to link attraction to human behaviour..