₦airaland Forum

Ezeufi: Well, it guarantees you seeex anytime you want it (appart from the time when she is taking her leakage periods of the month of course). I think having not to worry about when will I get laid next is one of the biggest achievement a man can have.
Im not sure if it feels the same for ladies

**widens eyeballs**.... Omo you funny die..

sorry guys,Tripple post

sorry guys,Tripple post

Omo what helped me was that i know how to convice people wella.. What i did,was that i pretented to be a very very bad guy.. It worked for me,but failed when i over did it.. I still remember that day when that " yeye calabar boy nearly use one thunderous blow remove my left eye".. Omo na God save me oh.. Well,thank God we were about graduating then.. Sometimes,when i remember that blow,i spit blood or feel weak...

Stevechibu: Just because she is an oba grand daughter,she should not be flogged abi?no wonder our educational sector is going down

Our educational sector is not going down,it is already 6feet below the ground.. Can you fall what's already on the ground? But oga,this is certainly not the reason why the sector is down..

What do you expect from an oba who was once a thug...

If one madman the other day could boast of how many wives he has married within a period of 5years,then yes Marriage is an achievement....

I hope the car this "aboki girl" wants was made in kaduna,and not the west [us/europe etc... Cos the last time i checked,war on western education is still going on by her "aboki brothers"....

What has been done has been done.. Who cares if banki-moon commends Nigeria or not? The people who sold bakassi are smiling to the bank.. These politicians are just plain heartless and wicked.. That's why sometimes i dont blame some people if they refuse to show sympathy for these demons when they fall sick or are at the brink of death.. Eg.. She knows herself

The salt concentration in it washes off dead skin cells. So yes,it has good skin benefits...

benz33: I almost fell in the toilet and i screamed JESUSSSSSS. A friend said its wrong and improper to call the name of Jesus in such room. Please fiends is his statement justifiable?. I told that Jesus did not give me any restriction abt. where&how to call his name.

@op,was it jesus that set the trap that almost fell you..
secondly,what were you doing with your friend in the toilet...hmmmn,well..
Back to topic.. Jesus did not tell you where and where not to call his name... Tell your muslim friend that i have seen a muslim man who screamed 'muhammed ra su li lah' when he entered a public toilet.. People rushed to ask him what was the problem,only for him to reply that " the size of his di.ck was bigger than what he expected"....

Master_1: I woulda insulted u, but I stopped when I saw ur user name... Intelligence is indeed a rare trait.

hahahahaha!!! Omo this post really did scrape all the hair that made the op's anus bushy.. I will not be surprised if he opens another account with the username 'BALD-ANUS'...

I hope the man didn't shout when the fire was burning him?

How dem take dey do this statistics of a thing sef? Abi no be the same Nigeria wey me dey... Rubbish statisticians who keep giving us what's not ours..

Wait oh,i think the whites always perceive the blacks as dumb? If so,then why do they still fall for such scams despite how popular it is... This same people aaddress blacks as 419'ners/fraudsters,then for heaven's sake why do they still fall for such things... Omo na im be say black man na oga for "HYPNOTISM".. I wont be surprised,if that same woman falls for another scam..

Na wa oh.. Well,in as much as i dont like this latest developement,it will be better for yam to be scarce than [color=olive] G4[/color] ... I just pray that this flooding will not affect the availability of [color=olive] G4 [/color] ...
With yam scarcity,people will still survive but with [color=olive] G4 [/color] scarcity,only few will survive.. Even seun and the mods wey dey attack us,will not survive [color=olive] G4 [/color] scarcity..

May your soul rest in peace.. I know what he did was risky,but do you guys know for how long he has been biking? Nobody should blame him cos when the time has come for you to die,you must die... When your time is due,even common ordinary harmless bicycle will kill you..
Nobody is perfect,there are sometimes when even a normally careful/cautious driver will decide to over speed even on bad roads,and if you are unfortunate enough,your time might just come then.. Like they say,every human is entitled to some minutes of madness... once again i say rest peace

The most important thing he wanted the world to know,was that it was IRANIAN MADE or is it just me?

Ashawo boi: must u comment?

Must you quote me?

Which one come be rich dad poor dad again? The same dad rich,that same dad come poor again at the same time.... Inshort engrish,you dey mad. No be my head you go use play soccer.. I quit

Why not? Only when those sharp things are made of foam...

So this man is trying to tell me what my great grand father already knows.. For this kind of statement to come out from the mouth of a person like bankole,it really means that "this one don pass be careful"...

Chai.. Which kain combolicious,detagramabalincumbus , molestationpolicus ,mumulicious,jagajagalicious, yeyelicious, magalicious , joblesslicious, hungrylicious, and scatter scatterliciously lucumbus topic be this?

Fhemmmy: Thanks for checking Sir, but we cant . . .

hahaha!!! Funny reply.. How about 90,000

If those savages that committed the deadly crime had been caught,this will not be happening.. I just pity the innocent ones in aluu community abi na abuu community..,
It's sad that you guys had to pay for the crime some savages in your midst committed..
I will never wish for anyone to get caught up in another person's crime.. I pray that i never pay for other people's crime just cos we hail from the same community.. Be careful what you wish others,cos that's what you might get..

Can one get dell inspiron 14z core i3 for 85,ooo....

In as much as i dont support death by "firing squad",i also dont support stealing.. The criminals should just be jailed for life,but not killed..
If you want to know the value of 10 naira,just go to the market and steal 5 naira.. If you survive am,next time when you see coins you go begin lick mouth...

[color=olive] I normally carry only one phone.
1..my one and only nokia 3310.. I normally use this phone as a weapon to defend myself cos i travel to the north everyday.. [/color]

[color=olive] What is the need of advice,when what the op said never happened...
@op,this your story too get many holes abeg.
@op,so are you going to pack all the advice to your blog,abi how you wan take do am since the reader no even dey here.. [/color]

[color=olive] wait oh... Na new thing to carry belle? Abi her womb lost before?
Since this made front page,then we also deserve a link to watch how the baby was made.. [/color]

<b> this is a man </b>

Medals wey don use make silver spoon finish..