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ednut1: mine was in gand o, my uncle and his familiy jst collected british passport dat day, me was on holiday there, so dey decided to go to a chinese chop as u like 10 pounds per person, orishi rishi ,meat, was using fork nd knife and d meat no gree cut, d next round of eatin i packed enuf beef, naso i start to dey use my hand, me no care till my cousin told me to look up, i was live on der projector wit every one lookin, i jst froze wishin d ground open o

Hahahaha!!! Chai,those people wicked oh.. Lmao..

Sisi_Kill: Rotflmao! Oh come here you! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif

Ya know I am just messing with ya!

Oya quote me one last time so we can hug it out and equation will balance.

Ehen,i don quote you.. Na draw-draw.. Equation balanced..lol

Sisi_Kill: Awwww....Look at you go!!

You actually did it. You strung letters together to make words and words to make sentences and semi decipherable sentences too! Good for you!

See, I knew you had it in you and I am glad it took me believing in you to get it out.

You just might make complete sense one day! You really might!

Ah!!! Na wa oh.. You no dey tire to quote. Na you first quote me,and i quote you back..so na draw-draw... Abeg i don tire,lol..shoor!! No reply me again nah..

Sisi_Kill: Now! Now! No need to throw a tantrum because no one understands your gibberish.

I imagine it must be frustrating not being able to add anything remotely close to sensible to the discourse but let me assure you. . .You too can make sense. I know this because God is not wicked so he musta given you a brain.

I imagine it must be really frustrating not being able to utilise the smallest part of your brain to comprehend what a toddler can decipher while sucking her mama's bosom.. I was in doubt if common sense was common,but you single-handedly convinced me.. Oh mother nature now i believe common sense is not common..
BTW,how can i throw in a tantrum..come on,how can i get angry over this little thing? It's no biggie nah..
Lastly,if you say my post is gibberish,then no problem..pls ignore me.. Thanks dear,i have faith in you too..

toboy: really!? Then you've no senses at all!

lmao!!! Gbam.... Gbam... Gbam...!!!!

Sisi_Kill: ....Errr you have no point!!!

Sheesh!!

Shut up!!! It made no point to you,why didn't you ignore my comment nah.. I wouldn't even bother telling you to go re-read my post to understand the connection,cos it's obvious you tried but couldn't get it. Dont stress yourself too much.Afterall,biscuit-bone wasn't meant for old women without teeth...

ItsModella: blah blah blah

Na u sabi.. Abeg no quote me again..tanx

Any man wey buy this car for himself na gay.. Just kidding#

Sisi_Kill:

Why did you quote me if it confused you?. The fact that you didn't also bold the statement that followed below clearly means you didn't get my point...

ItsModella: you just made absolutely no sense.

Yeah,it may not make sense to you,but you must have common sense before you can see the sense in my post you call nonsense...

Hmmmn,i could feel your pain/emotions through your words. I believe in GOD,but i wont tell you the normal "GOD HAS A PURPOSE FOR THIS",cos you are in pains right now,and your emotions have clouded you.. But with time,you will realise it..
Pls dont take your life oh,cos he will still move on with his life,and you are history.
You see,in life,everybody doesn't necessarily get what they desire,cos that desire might lead to their utter downfall or other dear consequences..
I will advice you to cry cry cry cry cry,cos crying will bring out all the pains in you.. I may sound heartless or wateva,but i advice you to please cry till you feel like crying no more. Note: It will get to a point where tears will stop rolling down your cheeks.When you get there,it means that your pain is reducing.Now,try to force yourself to cry,tears may not roll down,cos your body has decided that it has nothing to cry about. Strange,but it works for me..
Now,ask yourself this question "Didn't i survive before he came into my life"? If your answer is no,then i suspect you and that guy to be a "siamese twin".. You survived before him,and will survive after him..
If a big wound can heal with time,why shouldn't you get over him with time. Life has taught me that we humans are specially designed,We can survive without what we think we cant live without.(pls think about this).. Let me use NYSC as an example.. Many corpers who were internet champions,who couldn't survive without internet for a day,still admitted that the time thhey spent in those villages were one of their best moments in life.. How did it happen? I thought internet was like food to them? That's life for you..
Many who couldn't live without "TV",cold water,vitafoam bed,and other things,still felt happy in those villages.. In essence,i am just trying to tell you that with time,you will be surprised that you are still happy,or even happier without him. That's life for you....
Lastly,just try to google or search anywhere about other people who encountered similar or worst relationship saga and see if they died,moved on,or are happier today.. Just wait,you may even come across someone on nairaland who experienced similar or worst than you.. Ask them if thay died,or if their life was ruined up till this day.
Like my friend will say"who no go,no go know",Meaning------- if you hear another persons problem,you will thank GOD for "enjoyment"...
I always say "where your own end,na dere anoda person own begin"..
@op,you will survive weda you like it or not...
MODs PLS PUT THIS ON FRONTPAGE!!
@op,if they refuse to put it on Front page,change the title of your thread to "I HAVE ONLY TWO DAYS TO LIVE,I'M DYING SLOWLY"...
Sorry guys, for the long post and grammatical blunders as well...

You see, the problem with most of them is follow follow.. They know they dont feel comfortable in these weapons called "high heels" abi na "mount zion",but still they wear it just to feel among.. I have seen a lady who almost went naked cos her high heel wanted to fall her..
If a girl can prefer a bad guy to a gentle one,why wont she prefer "high heel" to "normal shoe" .. The funny thing is that after the bad guy breaks her heart,she will come back running to the gentle guy..
When high heel don break their leg finish,them go begin run find rubber slippers..
To all the high heel ladies in the house,"THOU SHOULD NOT JOKE WITH THY ANKLE,COS AN ANKLE INJURY CAN CHANGE "YOUR CATWALKING" TO "ELEPHANT WALKING,IF CARE IS NOT TAKEN,IT MIGHT DIVERT TO K-LEG AND GIVE YOU PERMANENT V-SHAPED NYASH"..Be warned...

Wait oh!! So this man remove 50million naira into 150 places to buy jet just like that.. Wait oh,how im take dey fly before..
See as this people dey use money anyhow,when people need help..Inshort it is very obvious that the problem with Nigeria is not ordinary.. No wonder some people have resorted to spiritual help..
Like they say "MAY GOD HELP US"....

Mods,make una chage the title nah. Why una dey mislead people with that kind of sensitive grammer "NORTHERN GOVERNORS PRAY FOR INSECURITY IN THE COUNTRY"..I was like WTF!!! I con even begin pray make all of them crash for plane,and the only survivor should come out without both legs and hands and ears...

Elbizzcklinz: The scratch type.

did you dial *228#,what did you see?

Dayum... My jaws dropped big time..

Solomon

davades: Lmao @ unofficial public holiday, @Op W̶̲̥̅̊hε̲̣̣̣̥я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ in †ЂΞ world is that ?

Why are you doing this nah? Is there anything wrong in typing like a normal person..??

@op lucky you.. You will enjoy peace of mind. Sometimes,all this city wahala is just too much..

1.. Droping poo at where it was written "DO NOT URINATE HERE"..
2.. Dialing someone's number,even when you dont have airtime on your phone.. My friend calls it "try your luck"..
3.. Hardly ever refuse free drinks even when satisfied. Go to bear parlour and see for yourself...
4.. Will buy one cup of garr! For 2500 naira cos it's in a show glass or boutique..
5.. Will enter a shop that sells food stuff and ask for nokia battery...
6.. Someone doesn't have hometraining if he greeted you without adding "SIR"..

Hope the same warning will be given during xmas and easter celebration...

geeez: You see it on TV. I live here man. How dumb of you. Because you've seen videos of Henry Ford's cars driving the streets doesn't necessarily mean they still ply those streets. How dumb

Do you at all know what a dump site means? The space between your ears seem more like it

Hahahahaa!!!

I am surprised that the op stopped at number 10.. Did you forget number
11..Run away.. When you meet a real talkative,na dat time you go realise say number1-10 no dey work.. Your only option is to run away,i repeat pick your bag/things and start running..
1-10 only works for oyinbo talkative..
11 works for naija talkative...
Note; dont try number 11 for oyinbo talkative,cos he/she fit use im gun shoot you ooh..

Demon

Elbizzcklinz: i am making this post with lots of evidence ...i bought 200naira airtime, loaded it in my etisalat line, i checked my bal i couldn't see the new airtime i recharged, i later got a MSG saying this as quoted "you have been credited 5mb for recharging 100niara. Recharge another 100naira this week and get 10mb now. yo have 10mb free data"......./
The funny thing is that i didn't load 100 niara card and i tried calling 200 but they won't pick my call...
PLS LET ETISALAT DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS IF THE PEOPLE U EMPLOYED ARE DOING THIS, BETTER RECTIFY IT AND GET ME BACK MY AIRTIME.

Hahahahahaha!! Laff wan turn my brain..
Its like you piad for 200 naira card,but the person selling it decided to bless you with 100naira card instead.. The 200 naira card you bought,is it the scratching type abi the paper type.. Also dial *228# to check your mb status..

Haba.. The phone suppose be free nah.. The money wey we don spend for phones don reach to make devil jaw drop..