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 Politics › Re: BPE Announces Buyers For Power Plants by Kslib(m): 3:06pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Pls does anyone knows the current price for one bag of beans? I have already bought garri... 6 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Azerbaijan Vs Nigeria (0 - 11): U-17 Women's World Cup On Tuesday Sept-25-2012 by Kslib(m): 3:01pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Donmeca: THIS IS UNFAIR! I weep for Azerbaijan and pity our hustling brothers in that country. . .I see clubs waiting for d first Nigerian traffic offenderahhahaha!!! |
| Politics › Re: Nigerians Spend N1.6trn On Generators Annually by Kslib(m): 2:57pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
This is just bullshit,pure black lie!! We spend way more than that on generators annually.. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Azerbaijan Vs Nigeria (0 - 11): U-17 Women's World Cup On Tuesday Sept-25-2012 by Kslib(m): 2:49pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Good job girls!! But i wont be surprised if the girls are insulted for not making it 12!! |
| Sports › Re: Azerbaijan Vs Nigeria (0 - 11): U-17 Women's World Cup On Tuesday Sept-25-2012 by Kslib(m): 2:41pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
sam4xadams: which station showing the matchAIT--- Algeria inter-racial television NTA --- Namibia television authority 4 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Azerbaijan Vs Nigeria (0 - 11): U-17 Women's World Cup On Tuesday Sept-25-2012 by Kslib(m): 2:36pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
CHESSBOARD: After this game, I am sure fifa will organise a Bone marrow test for these girls, for their AgeHahahha!! You sure say those girls get marrow for bone.. Cos from the look of things,they are marrowless... |
| Sports › Re: Azerbaijan Vs Nigeria (0 - 11): U-17 Women's World Cup On Tuesday Sept-25-2012 by Kslib(m): 2:33pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Omg!!! 12 |
| Sports › Re: Azerbaijan Vs Nigeria (0 - 11): U-17 Women's World Cup On Tuesday Sept-25-2012 by Kslib(m): 2:15pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
AIT and NTA are showing this match oh.i am happy.go girls. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Superstitious Beliefs That Actually Works! by Kslib(m): 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Damalex4luv: Do not eat directly inside the pot,it may cause you being olodo.No wonder my neighbor pickin no wan get sense.... 8 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Azerbaijan Vs Nigeria (0 - 11): U-17 Women's World Cup On Tuesday Sept-25-2012 by Kslib(m): 1:42pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Goooooooooooo AAAALL the way girls!!! |
| Politics › Re: Importance Of The Word "Less" In Nigeria by Kslib(m): 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Poor people's cars are----- fueless our first lady is almost --------- lifeless Our girls are becoming ------ nyashless our roads are becoming ------- passless..lol our educational system is ----- worthless our youths are ------------ jobless Boko haram are just -------- merciless The world is getting ------- restless And lastly and most importantly,our dear garri will always remain ------- priceless 14 Likes |
| Car Talk › Re: Fuel Is N120 Per Litre In Lagos Petrol Stations by Kslib(m): 11:54am On Sep 25, 2012 |
I am tired of complaining and repeating the same thing everyday... So therefore: This post has been hidden.... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Would You Vote For Atiku In 2015¿ by Kslib(m): 11:50am On Sep 25, 2012 |
NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid NO >>>>>>>>> NEVER >>>>>> God forbid This is unbehalf of the garri community of nairaland!!!!! Bizzare facts you didn't know: 1.. Statistics suggests that if atiku eventually becomes local government chairman,there will be an irreversible increase in the price of garri by 2016.. Just imagine what will happen if he becomes presido... 2.. A secret document signed by atiku has been found which states that " by 2020 garri production will be banned,and all roads linking the garri producing communities with the rest of the country will be blocked".. Pls if you have ever smoked garri,used it for eba,or know anybody who has ever smoked garri dont vote for this man or his friends or future generation to come... The future of the next generation of garri activists starts with you... Signed:........ Garri community... |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Will Be "Eliminated" - Ahmadinejad by Kslib(m): 10:26am On Sep 25, 2012 |
mankand: I'd rather go for the west because had it not been for them, I think you should be in Badagry now chained with your hands tied to someones mouth and been ready to be transported to another part of the world as a slave. It was this same west that abolished it,My guy shut up if you don't have anything valuable to say!!!! The f.ool who brainwashed you wasted his time because you aren't even qualified to be brainwashed... I strongly advise you to wake-up.. 2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Will Be "Eliminated" - Ahmadinejad by Kslib(m): 9:19am On Sep 25, 2012 |
tempest01: i just hope Africa wont join in the £rd world war, cos it will more likely have a religious undertone, and it will be NUCLEAR. This one that we dont av any nuclear weapon, hope we are not used as collateralWho said so? Do you know how many nuclear herbalists we have all around africa.. My guy we are ready joor.. 5 Likes |
| Programming › Re: Did You Register For Introduction To Mathematical Thinking? by Kslib(m): 10:48pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Gamuguma: thanks alot brother, i really appreciate your effort but my conscience will nt allow me to accept your account. Plz continue with your program, I will take it as my fate. ''one love''.hmmmnn,well i can see youv'e already made your mind. Not to worry,i just sent them an email complaining about the "use a stronger password problem". They replied,but said i should wait a little,cos they handle thousands of mails daily.. One thing is for sure,they said they will answer my query... But do you still want the gmail account i created on your behalf? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Prayer Network For Patience Jonathan by Kslib(m): 10:34pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
imperiouxx: See as people dey click ''like'' from the beginning of this thread. Abeg guys, click 50 likes for my post....abeg una50 Likes |
| Health › Re: Breathing European Air Shortens Lives -report by Kslib(m): 10:30pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Hmmnn!! I thought they said our air[africa] is the most polluted..now i know what Goodluck means by "fresh air" |
| Health › Re: HEAT In My Lower Region- Please Help! by Kslib(m): 10:24pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Are you male or female? |
| Health › Re: Chinese Boffins Invent 'sperm Collecting Machine' by Kslib(m): 10:23pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
If Nigerian man catch this machine,e go carry belle.... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Oshiomole In A Canoe Helping Flood Victims: Photos by Kslib(m): 10:08pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Oshio baba!! Oshio quake!! Oshio fire for fire! Oshio hard work!! Oshio canoe man!! And lastly and most importantly, oshio garri!!! The comrade governor wanted to dive into the water to check how deep the flood was,but was stopped by the security operatives.. If you look those pictures well,you will see his swimming trunk and oxygen mask... 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Access Bank's MD In Office For Over 10 Years: Why? by Kslib(m): 8:46pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
My post is too shy too appear!!! |
| Programming › Re: Did You Register For Introduction To Mathematical Thinking? by Kslib(m): 8:15pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Gamuguma: sorry for the stress i made u pass through . Wait a minute I dont get something clearly here, u dont want to continue the program? Or What will now happen to u if i shud take the new gmail account?I will register again some other time.. When am really ready,i will enroll again... |
| Business › Re: Banks In Ekiti Locked Out Customers For Fear Of Robbers? by Kslib(m): 8:10pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
What an irony!! The customers should be happy,cos bankers are equally dangerous.. Some citizens dey theif,some bankers dey kuku theif.. So na 50:50.... |
| Politics › Re: I’ll Contest For Presidency In 2015 - Atiku by Kslib(m): 8:04pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
mrkels: If he wins, I ll smash my iphone5 on the floorIf atiku wins,and you smash your iphone5..i will give away my 15 plots of land located at banana island to charity including my weapon factory in iran!! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: I’ll Contest For Presidency In 2015 - Atiku by Kslib(m): 7:33pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
**comes into thread reads the topic again**brings out white garment and bell**runs to the nearest river and starts prophecies.... **rings bell loudly and sreams "hmmmnn, ATIKU,YOU ARE NEXT"** but in your case,nobody will pray for you*** brings out ijebu garri and pours it into the sea** suddenly there was a handwriting on the sea in black ink saying "ATIKU YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED"!!! *** laughs in a strange language and vanishes into thin air** 4 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Prayer Network For Patience Jonathan by Kslib(m): 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
musKeeto: dis one prayer in tongues... please edit and resend... b4 God go think say u want make im send her more deseases..Hahahaha!! Laff wan finish me oh... Hahahaha |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Prayer Network For Patience Jonathan by Kslib(m): 5:09pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Father lord, remove every stumblig-block that hinders your children from happiness... Father lord protect your children from the hands of the evil ones... Father for your word says "wealth gotten by vanity shall diminish,but he that gathereth by labour shall increase".... Father lord,if your will is to reduce the population of aso rock by one person,who are we to say no.. If it is also your will to increase the population of aso rock by 50,who are we to say no.. Father lord,you act in mysterious ways..father you have your way of answering the cries of your children.. Father you have your ways of making the wicked change their evil ways.. **screams in a loud voice*Father lord let thy will be done!!!! |
| Education › Re: How Can I Teach Computer To People Who Dont Understand English Only Yoruba. by Kslib(m): 4:31pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
bigtt76: Hahaha ....simple just translate the computer hardware into Yoruba for example ...Mouse = Ekute, Display Unit = Telefison, CPU = Agbarihahahaha.... @op!!! I hope you haven't collected the money,if you have,better return it.. Cos your mission is too hard!! Can they even spell in yoruba?? Abeg no let mechanic handle you like heavy metal ohh. Only their hand shake sef be like blow... |
| Education › Re: Is Rocket Science The Most Difiicult Discipline/subject In The World by Kslib(m): 4:03pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
I dont know the hardest,but i respect philosophy... I also respect this subject "how will this reduce the price of garr*".. This subject is too hard for seun and the mods to understand.. If you doubt me,replace the "*" with the right letter and see. |
| Education › Re: Oshiomhole Sends Top Government Officials To Classrooms by Kslib(m): 3:25pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Good move!! But dont let them corrupt the minds of those little kids.. If that happens,then i see an irreversible increase in the price of gharri by 2030!! |
| Health › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Half-human, Half-goat Baby In Jigawa by Kslib(m): 3:11pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
With the way things are going,women should be happy if their new born babies are complete humans.. Weda the pickin ugly or e fine.just be happy,even if the pickin blind,deaf,cripple and come mumu join am..just be happy.. |
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