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PoliticsRe: Bakassi - Jonathan Says Country Committed To ICJ Ruling by Kslib(m): 9:29am On Sep 26, 2012
PEREP: What is your weaponry like? I am sure it will crush the USA,RUSSIA and even CHINA within minutes grin
My guy read my post again.. Or is there a "linda" in you?
PoliticsRe: Bakassi - Jonathan Says Country Committed To ICJ Ruling by Kslib(m): 9:27am On Sep 26, 2012
SmoothCrim201S: With what military are you going to fight Cameroon. The one that can't even beat the Boko boys??

Maybe you will throw Fufu at them!
If boko boys come to ghana,within 24 hours you dwarfs will be history.. The only difficulty the boko boys will face is the fact that they can't snipe you guys from far distances due to your dwarfy nature.. So they will have to operate underground...
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Debunks Husband's Sack Rumours by Kslib(m): 9:13am On Sep 26, 2012
People get time sha.. Una no go mind una business.. Na wa oh...
We have youths who are jobless,so what's the big deal if her husband loose job or add another job join im current job... Abi na new thing again
My friend's grandfather just lost his job.when i create that topic it better makes the frontpage or else.." i reserve my garri"..
PoliticsRe: LASTMA Musn't Drive Impounded Vehicles by Kslib(m): 9:03am On Sep 26, 2012
Mannylex: “We have been hearing reports of our men driving arrested vehicles. In the course of driving the vehicle, if there is an accident, the officer involved will be held responsible.




http://www.punchng.com/news/lastma-has-no-right-to-drive-impounded-vehicles/
What if there is no accident involved?
PoliticsRe: Bakassi - Jonathan Says Country Committed To ICJ Ruling by Kslib(m): 8:57am On Sep 26, 2012
PEREP: Cameroun with the backing of France will visit you and hope you can match France one for one
We will crush france to garri powder if they promise not to cheat with weapons...
PoliticsRe: Bakassi - Jonathan Says Country Committed To ICJ Ruling by Kslib(m): 8:25am On Sep 26, 2012
SmoothCrim201S: I am inspecting my future Colony!
Be careful about what you say dwarf!!! Don't let your words make the whole of ghana and the future generation of dwarfs to come suffer.. Only my street alone can invade ghana and not loose any member,so be warned.. When we cough,you guys will definately shiver..
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Flood In Makurdi, Benue by Kslib(m): 12:24am On Sep 26, 2012
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I cant stop laughing..pls help..hahahahahaha....hahahahah
TravelRe: Planning Of Trekking From Lagos To Maiduguri. Pls Advice Me by Kslib(m): 11:05pm On Sep 25, 2012
damola1: I will give you a free usb modem or our mifi to go along.... with it....
No be your mate dey donate bags of garri...
TravelRe: Planning Of Trekking From Lagos To Maiduguri. Pls Advice Me by Kslib(m): 11:04pm On Sep 25, 2012
chucky234: do you know what it takes to trek just 12km a day?
The grace of GOD....
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Flood In Makurdi, Benue by Kslib(m): 10:39pm On Sep 25, 2012
obadiah777: THE GUY WHO WANTS TO TREK TO MADUGURI, I HOPE HE CAN SWIM TOO
No!! He will walk on the river and change the water to ijebu garri.. Remember jesus said " and greater things shall you do"....
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Flood In Makurdi, Benue by Kslib(m): 10:06pm On Sep 25, 2012
ocee31: How on earth am i supposed to get to benin from abuja
By water na... I didn't mention plane,cos the airport might be flooded before you land.. Airport even link benin and abuja sef?
You have to hurry,cos i heard police are creating a checkpoint btw river benue and benin-abuja expressway...
BusinessRe: Dangote Flour Sells 63% Stake To South African Firm by Kslib(m): 9:59pm On Sep 25, 2012
berem: How many Tiger product we go get for naija? We get Tiger Battery,Tiger Generator and Tiger Torch.now na Tiger Flour! Na Tiger be the only animal wey God create? Tiger ko! Antelope ni! undecided
Me sef tire ooh.. Even our girls tiger marks for body don tire me...abi zebra no be animal...
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Flood In Makurdi, Benue by Kslib(m): 9:47pm On Sep 25, 2012
This flood is everywhere oh.. Its strange though..
ismhab: is there a whale in the river?
Look mr man,the concentration of that water alone will render a nuclear bomb useless.. Do you know how many sack of poo,gulder urine,baby pampers and sour garri is in that water? So yes,there is a whale but it is dead..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Superstitious Beliefs That Actually Works! by Kslib(m): 9:36pm On Sep 25, 2012
horlarkunle: if someone fights nd bites u, if you put chicken shit,all his teeth will fall off! LMAO!
We tried this on my friend's grandpa who was already toothless,and his tounge fell out...we were more than shocked...
TravelRe: Planning Of Trekking From Lagos To Maiduguri. Pls Advice Me by Kslib(m): 9:22pm On Sep 25, 2012
Billyonaire: One of the best Ideas I have heard today. I do not mind sponsoring and having you wear my company T-shirt for 5m. Wonderful, wonderful, creativity.
Omo see as my left ear stand.....
TravelRe: Planning Of Trekking From Lagos To Maiduguri. Pls Advice Me by Kslib(m): 9:05pm On Sep 25, 2012
@op after thinking twice,i have decided that i must join you in this journey weda you like it or not. When we reach maiduguri,i will take over and continue to cape verde.. I have made arragements for all we need.. I will be going to ijebu ode tommorow to book down our garri..
My email address is thedangerousjourney@tryit.die.kpai.ng
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Flood In Makurdi, Benue by Kslib(m): 8:45pm On Sep 25, 2012
God save your chilren oh..
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Web Banner Design Contest (154x95 Pixel Format) by Kslib(m): 7:26pm On Sep 25, 2012
K.NET2:
I wish to congratulate all the winners (and contestants).

@Seun (and the panel):
Let me apologize for not uploading the 154 X 95 Pixel (.PNG) for each design as well as not providing a link to my website.
I was involved in slight automobile accident later that last Thursday evening I uploaded that design. I actually planned to retouch and upload the designs the next day, Friday, but as fate would have it… I have been in clinic since then till this morning.
As for my website, my organization is currently undergoing rebranding, which include change of name & URL, and I deem it’s not in the best interest to jump ahead of the team.

I guess all odds were definitely against me as far as this contest is concerned, but it’s all good.

Thanks for this opportunity - it was a good one, and special thanks to all who appreciated my designs (@masterpiecer, @timbros, @unclenna, @Kslib, @toluxa1, @Seun) and others.

K.Net2
aww!! How are you doing now. I Wish you splendid health
Science/TechnologyRe: We Thought Giants Were Mythical Creatures by Kslib(m): 7:15pm On Sep 25, 2012
Omo see fine boy!!
Technology MarketDell Inspiron 14z With Backlit Display Needed!!!! by Kslib(op): 6:35pm On Sep 25, 2012
Hey guys,i need a dell inspiron 14z laptop..
It should have backlit display...
Drop the price and specs in full details...
I need new one not second hand or refurbished...
Remember God is watching.....
RomanceRe: Career Women Are Prone To Divorce: True? by Kslib(m): 5:03pm On Sep 25, 2012
True!!!
TravelRe: Illegal Immigrant Disguised As A Car Seat Caught by Kslib(m): 4:57pm On Sep 25, 2012
1 shortblackboy: undecidedWats wrong with people with black skin
Brown
TravelRe: Illegal Immigrant Disguised As A Car Seat Caught by Kslib(m): 4:37pm On Sep 25, 2012
achi4u: This dude must be a naija guy
No... He is not!!! He only has a naija brain packaged in a guinean body... A naija guy will hide inside the car's tyre and still survive... Naija i hail...
SportsRe: Azerbaijan Vs Nigeria (0 - 11): U-17 Women's World Cup On Tuesday Sept-25-2012 by Kslib(m): 4:31pm On Sep 25, 2012
Half -time.... Our girls are trying....
PoliticsRe: Police Respond Swiftly To Robbery Attack at Onitsha Road, Delta State by Kslib(m): 4:21pm On Sep 25, 2012
SimonAndal: I can't even understand one word of what the OP wrote. I feel ashamed of our education system.
Will big big grammer reduce the price of garri....
PoliticsRe: Why Don't Uniform Men Pay Fare In Buses? by Kslib(m): 4:13pm On Sep 25, 2012
I think it is the drivers that dont like accepting their money.. What is the need of accepting,when you know they will still collect back their money on the highway,,,,
FamilyRe: Touching Lies Mothers Tell Their Children by Kslib(m): 3:54pm On Sep 25, 2012
@very touching!!!!!
I keep saying it that some mothers are little gods in human form... Mum i love you. Thank you for making me smile no matter how bad things were even though dad left you.. One thing is for sure,i will make you proud to be called a mother.....
FoodRe: Something Awesome To Throw In A Food Fight? by Kslib(m): 3:34pm On Sep 25, 2012
Try Hot eba a.k.a finished garri!!! If you have dimples,dont let anyone stone you with hot eba,or else your dimples are gone forever....
PoliticsRe: Police Respond Swiftly To Robbery Attack at Onitsha Road, Delta State by Kslib(m): 3:28pm On Sep 25, 2012
The moral of the story -- Dont be quick to judge the whole garri community based on the actions of some garri sellers...Just as we have bad police,we also have good police..
PoliticsRe: BPE Announces Buyers For Power Plants by Kslib(m): 3:20pm On Sep 25, 2012
DANILSA: Please they should just make sure we have light @ the end, that's my only problem.
Dont say that!! What if there is light and the price of garri increases?
TravelRe: Planning Of Trekking From Lagos To Maiduguri. Pls Advice Me by Kslib(m): 3:13pm On Sep 25, 2012
alienware: yawning...... i was bored today, so decided to trek from my house at cele bus stop to ikeja, i got to computer village at about 10:56am and trekked back to illupeju >>>> oshodi then took a bus back to cele around to 1pm. am also planning of treking from lagos to maiduguri, i have contacted red bulls about 2 weeks ago for support and there are like saying they are going to give me lots of free drinks and i must wear their T-Shirt and will get a support of $20,000 if i can make it to kaduna.do y'all think this is si.lly ? red bull says i must wear their t-shirt and i must create a blog for all photo upload and they insist an agent will monitor me , am bored and tired of being idle
am thinking of what to carry with me like rechargeable battery for laptops, my modems,a pair of trainers, 2 tops, a camera,a blanket. i want t o travel light, pls what would you recommend
@op we will miss you greatly.. Atleat our population will reduce by 1.. Two things are involved.... If the trekking doen't kill you,boko haram is waiting for you...
The only way you will survive that journey,is to make sure you dont forget to carry ijebu garri along....
My guy the secret red bull company will never tell you is that "ijebu garri is the main ingredient in their drink".. If you think am lying,ask google...

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