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sleeky8: cus dats hw you spell "name" it always ends wit a "e"

Correct!! Ur head get oil...

meritdee: If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

Hahahahahha!! Laff wan kill me oh.. You wan bury people alive.. I don dey suspect you.. The other time you wan bury person wey dey live for north for south south..

berem: I dunno.maybe I should ask my father.

lmao!! Don't forget to ask him why he can never have his sex without his ex....

You name can never be complete if you dont add e !!! Why??

stevenson007: Hahaha dats cul

k

You can never have your sex without your ex!!! Why

stevenson007: Hey I got dis first. Check d previous page.

Aw sorry!! I just checked.. You got it first...kudos.. One drum of ijebu garri for you

meritdee: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

The man never die nah..so who come be widow...

mba emeka: The surgeon is the boys mum.

Or that's the man's spirit talking..that's why he said "i can't operate",cos he's now in the spiritual realm..lol

mba emeka: if you remove the IP from an Iphone you get the word hone!

Corret!! You got it.. One bag of garri for you

meritdee: Wrong!

Since you said some months have 31days, and some have 30days.. It simply means that there is/are a month/months which does not have up to 30/31 days or a month which has more than 30/31 days(which is not possible)...
So the ans should be february nah...

meritdee: Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days?

one!!

meritdee: You ehn.. Smh

i knew i got it..lol

mabelly: d hand he used in openning d tap was contaminated, so after washing his hands, still went ahead to lock the tap knob that was contaminated with his hand thereby getting the poison back on his hand.

Abeg na lie joor... Na so "ota pia pia" bad reach.....
The real answer is = the man used the "ota pia pia" to soak garri and washed his hands after drinking the mixture... Remember the seller told him to wash his hands after use.. Also remember,the seller didn't tell him how to use it... So he used it in a special way!!!

meritdee: The iphone remains after removing the IP (which is Internet Protocol) the iphone is a device and IP is just an attached address to help the device link to the sat

Wrong!!!!

Hotdiamond: nothing change. You 'll still have iphone

Wrong!!!!

meritdee: Lol.. You are not serious

Haha.. But the answer shoul be "colour" nah..cos "sit all day in the tub" can be called flexing or drowning,but u chose "SOAK"..

Hotdiamond: kinda wierd and kind wierder
spelling error:none. Old password is different from New password.

Correct guy!!!! By the way,nobody has answered my iphone question

meritdee: If you call "sit all day in the tub" SOAK, and you call "a funny story" JOKE, how do you call "the white of an egg"?

colour

sleeky8: Q1- you didnt tell us any of the passwords
Q2- you spelt "kinda" as "kind"

Wrong

sleeky8: Mr Paul wanted to use "wata pia pia" to kill insects in his house, the seller warned him to wash his hand after use. Mr Paul used the chemical, went to the tap to get water, and washed his hands, 2hours later he died, how and why did he die?.
NOTE. He died from "water pia pia" poisoning.

The man drank garri with the "wota pia pia".. The man even washed his hands after use....

meritdee: 1. Ur old and new password are wierd

2. Spelling error is wierd

no!! Try again

mabelly: 1. wierd
2. non.

Nope!! Try again

My old password is kinda wierd,but my new password is kind wierder.. Both my old and new password are wierd..
1.. What is my old and new password..
2.. Spot my spelling error...

meritdee: Name the most recent year in which New Year's preceded Christmas

2012!!! We have celebrated the new year and waiting for christmas!!!

Weirdone: bros even ore edo transport union no go ask dis question for their interview

Hahaha!! It might be useful for those who want to work in the zoo....

meritdee: Why is it against the law for a man living in North to be buried in South?

You will be charged with murder for burying someone alive!!!!

meritdee: You think so?
Ok what about this: "An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?"

My brother has been asked this same question before during an oral interview with one of these telecoms company

An electric train does not blow smoke.. Remain small i for shout west...

If you remove the IP from an iphone what are you now holding

Things i can do with a samsung phone...
1.. Remove UNG and you have SAM'S PHONE...
2.. Remove sam and g... You now have a SUN PHONE.. Which means with the next update,you can charge your phone under the sun.. Ba3 wahala has been solved..
Things i can do with an iphone.
1.. Remove i and you have just a phone,nothing special..
But anyone wey u dash me i go collect...