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 Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is An Alqaeda Agent: He Says He Come To 9ja Seeking by Kslib(m): 6:32pm On Aug 06, 2011 |
One tin 4 sure,he will alquedarize ur nyash!Pls be at alert when sleeping so dat he will not put bomb in ur kpussy!!! |
| Romance › Re: How To Woo A Lady by Kslib(m): 10:14am On Aug 05, 2011 |
Nah by force say u must marry?GOD is calling u to his ministry.Dont disobey,remenber jonah and the fish! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Letter To My Wife-to- Be. (skydeep) by Kslib(m): 9:44am On Aug 05, 2011 |
Mynd_44: |
| Romance › Re: Am I A Devil? by Kslib(m): 9:36am On Aug 05, 2011 |
@OP ~ You are a very very wicked MONKEY!I will go into dry fasting and prayer for 7days,so dat ur leg will suddenly bow by force by fire!AMEN!! |
| Romance › Re: What Do I Do To Get Her Attention? by Kslib(m): 10:37pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
Just let her be,if not at last she will not only break ur heart,but roast it!! |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Know The Right One? by Kslib(m): 10:29pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
When ur heart tellz u so!!!When u feel 200% happy and full of joy around him/her!IN FACT WHEN U WANT 2 LICK THE PERSON LIKE RIPE MANGO ANYTIME ANYDAY!!! |
| Romance › Re: I Love Him But I Dont Know How To Tell Him! by Kslib(m): 10:15pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
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| Romance › Re: I Love Him But I Dont Know How To Tell Him! by Kslib(m): 10:14pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
AFRICAN CHINA SAY "If u love somebody walk up to him and tell him u love him oohh! Because no kpie no kpie at all!Dis tin been happen 2 me 4 one of my guy party ~~~~~~ U KNOW DA REST!!! OR Any time the guy is passing just play this music. |
| Education › Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Utme/direct Entry Admission by Kslib(m): 5:19pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
Doneze: |
| Romance › Re: My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend by Kslib(m): 4:48pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
Bukittes: |
| Romance › Re: My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend by Kslib(m): 3:39pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
@OP~ Dont be suprised when ur so called ugly friend gets married b4 you to someone who loves her very much.And u on the other hand will be the local version of OPRAH WINFREY!! |
| NYSC › Re: Condom Scarcity At NYSC Orientation Camp by Kslib(m): 3:08pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
Kai!Even 4 camp sef!Naija corpers i dey hail oohh!Una dey serve naija well well.Dem dey give nyash EVERYWHERE YOU GO~MTN!! 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Do We Have Anything Like Genotype Ac And Sc. by Kslib(m): 11:22pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
YES!!Ac-Accounting and Sc~Science! |
| Education › Re: When The Female Students Are Desperate To Pass! by Kslib(m): 2:59pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
Then i keep wondering what sme of this girls wuld have traded with if they had no kpussy cat-LOL!Maybe they wuld just sit up & study hard!! |
| Sports › Re: U20 WC : Nigeria Vs Croatia (5 - 2) On Thursday 4th August @ 2am Nig Time by Kslib(m): 2:23pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
Ah!I trust my boys they will surely deliver.With their first game i knw dat atleast this time we mean real deal! |
| Romance › Re: 3 Yrs Too Long Out Of A Relationship by Kslib(m): 12:39pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
No mind all those pple wey dey tell u about ashawo.Wen u carry disease na them go first say "come on bro,we were just joking". |
| Politics › Re: 50 Crushed To Death On Abuja-okene Highway by Kslib(m): 11:28am On Aug 03, 2011 |
GOD HAVE MERCY!!!Why kill them after collecting their belongings.Some pple are just heartless.GOD must punish those armed robbers even if they give their life 2 CHRIST. |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Talk To This Girl by Kslib(m): 10:35am On Aug 03, 2011 |
VERY SIMPLE!Since u want 2 talk 2 her.Just buy like 4 different types of holandis wrapper.Carry am go the tailoring shop and insist u want her 2 sew it 4 u.I assure u b4 she finish sewing all the clothes,una go don know each other wella!! 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Police: Who Likes Money More! by Kslib(m): 10:15am On Aug 03, 2011 |
You can hardly see a girl ie(your mother+sister) give police N20 on the road.Mostly only guys give then N20 on the road. So 2 my conclusion girls(your mother+sister) like money pass police! |
| Education › Re: My Female Lecturer Is Wooeing Me by Kslib(m): 10:07am On Aug 03, 2011 |
Mynd_44:hahaha! true talk sha!@OP it seems like u have no other optiöon but 2 dance 2 the ball.But if deep down u are nt comfortable with the whole thing, u just have 2 take da risk & turn her down.Who knows?she might not even do anything 2 ur studies! |
| Romance › Re: How Would You React To Being Dumped? by Kslib(m): 11:38pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
sexkillz:hahahahahahaha kai my ribs oohh!! |
| Romance › Re: Am Fed Up With These Juveniles Here! by Kslib(m): 11:28pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
@OP Kai! Kai! Chei! U kon make english dey hungry me,but talk true u sef confuse.If u wan knw the value of N70 & 3110c go thief am 4 market.Na 4 grave u go knw the hidden value!! |
| Romance › Re: Ladies Do You Like D Six Pack In A Guy? by Kslib(m): 10:55pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
Mynd_44:Hahahahahaha OMG!!abi who wan friend girl wey go dey bully am! |
| Romance › Re: What Men Think About Women by Kslib(m): 10:51pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
No 22 really got me laauugghhiinng ooouuuttt loud. 100.Guys hate it when u sweat at ur armpit! |
| Food › Re: Funny/Strange Combinations Of Food You Have Eaten Or Seen People Eat? by Kslib(m): 10:31pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
Try sugarcane & stew in the morning.Gulder & red oil in the afternoon,then balance the equation at night with bread & fresh ginger.I assure u,your life will never remain the same again!! |
| Food › Re: What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now? by Kslib(m): 10:10pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
Hmm!The Ajebotas 4 NL really many o!See diff kinds/types & categories of food wey pple dey chop.Atleast it's good 2 knw dat most of us eat mouth watering dishes.As i'am typing, my garri and dried fish are staring at me. especially the fish! |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: The World’s Best Prison Is In Norway by Kslib(m): 9:11pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
ABEGI!! The only place wey sweet pass NAIJA na HEAVEN.NAIJA i dey hail oohh!! |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Legislators On 6 Weeks Recess For Ramadan - Good/Bad? by Kslib(m): 4:26pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
@redsun ~ couldn't have said it better!!GBAM |
| Romance › Re: Do My Principles Affect My Relation With Ladies? by Kslib(m): 3:17pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
@OP - Stick 2 your principles especially the one on cheating,atleast u deserve a faithful patner since u are not a cheater.If u are a virgin,i think u deserve a virgin too.Although they are scarce nowadays.But always stick 2 wat mks u happy!! |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Handle This? by Kslib(m): 2:15pm On Aug 02, 2011 |
The best thing 2 do is just mind ur own business OR just send her a txt message saying that "she shld nt feel guilty and that u dnt care afterall it's her life"OR BETTER STILL LET HER CATCH U DOING UR OWN TOO, AND IT WILL BE A BALANCED EQUATION.TRUST ME ONE MUST WORK!!! |
