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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Kslib(m): 10:10pm On Oct 18, 2013
Dannyxy: i will be glad if u help me out,cheesy see this bobo,im tink say he get sense..hehehe
lol. You want my help or not? sad
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 10:03pm On Oct 18, 2013
Tabh: I for fear na,whch day papa rukewe turn to french pa grin or is that spanish?
Ce n'est pas espagnol, son francais..
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tout va bien!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Kslib(m): 9:49pm On Oct 18, 2013
Dannyxy: i think u should be telling urself this,u too like to deny...btw,i cn't go after woman who likes another guy,i no dey roll like that...i hv moved on,playboy things
lol. See yourself..

You like this woman. That same woman has never told you that she likes another guy. She is single, Go grab her na.
Ok, you are scared. Should i do it for you? wink
What are friends for,if i cant help?..
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 9:41pm On Oct 18, 2013
Tabh: huh huh huh
Na Google translator teach me.. tongue
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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Kslib(m): 9:34pm On Oct 18, 2013
Dannyxy: *pick mic*@Toyin,dn't worry bro,u shall find love again,let me share my testimony:cest moi dumped me 4 kslib,ellab dumped me 4 jekyll,bt i was nt broken,i got up nd moved on,nw i hv so many ladies on n.l,i dn't knw who to choose..
You like suffer sha..lol

See free babe wey you for collect, you dey there dey deceive yourself say "i don take her". How many times i don tell you say i YAM single . You like her, then tell her and hear her response na. Kai! Danny oooo.. I dey cry for you..lol cry cry

You be real jew man walahi.. grin grin
You even sabi kiss sef? cheesy cheesy ##na play oo##

Get up boy! Go for the kill and ---- Break her shell(this word just reminded me of something.. lmao)
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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Special Talent(s) Do You Have? by Kslib(m): 9:17pm On Oct 18, 2013
1.. I can chop food ehn::
I can swallow one big rubber of eba with just five cuts and swallow. I have never lost any battle that has to do with food be it eating competition or whatever. And hey, i dont joke with people who play or eat my food no matter who you are. I broke my cousin's arm cos he took one spoon of rice without asking me. I was starved with one bag of rice for two days as my punishment..

2.. I can crack dry jokes::
Trust me when i say " I am very good at cracking dry jokes".. My jokes are so dry people get dehydrated just from hearing them..
Example::: A boy came back from school and his dad asked "Son, are you back"?
He looked his dad from head to toe and said "papa, see your head like moi moi"...

Very dry right? I told you..

3.. My eye na scanner::
Trust me, i can tell the size of a lady's bra even from a far distance. I can tell the actual size of the bosoms from the bra. I can tell if the bra is padded to make the bosoms look big. Trust me, i have helped alot of guys from falling into that trap..
I also forgot to add that "I sabi look nyash ooo".

4.. I can mess ehn::
Pls dont try me when it comes to farting. I am the grand patron of farting. My mess dey smell die-- chineke.. I dey even fear my mess sef. We were travelling to Lagos just last week when i released a very deadly kpom kpomlicious fart.. Oh boy! There was commotion in the bus..
All the passengers began shouting "Driver your tyre dey burn oooo" "Stop the car! I say Stop this car "..

I just dey laugh for my mind..

Give me beans or egg and you are dead... So @op, these are some of my talents.. God bless!
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 8:18pm On Oct 18, 2013
Tabh: Na daniel teach me o. undecided
Semble tres confus si.. undecided
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tout va bien!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 8:08pm On Oct 18, 2013
Tabh: Yeye lon se e undecided
lol. Translation pls.. sad
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LiteratureRe: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by Kslib(m): 7:12pm On Oct 18, 2013
Ghozye: Glowing glow,pls dnt let Lamido die embarassed
Why will she kill me?

I am here.. Molade is that you?
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 7:02pm On Oct 18, 2013
Nomski0: No. I think she died in the island. The love triangle involving Ollie, Slade and Shado. I cant help but feel Slade is somewhat jealous of the budding relationship bt the other islanders. I wonder if they somehow survived and escaped from the island leaving Ollie behind.
Oh, now i see..

I also suspected something we are yet to know of cos of the way slade looked at Oliie and Shado when they were by the river side after having sex..

They were going to to the place in that picture when Slade told Ollie not to fall for Shado cos it might cloud his judgement, deter his survival in the Jungle and probably bring his downfall. I suspect something shocking is going to happen in the next couple of episodes BUT my mind didn't drive towards a love triangle.. I just felt Slade was advising Ollie sha and not cos he was also interested in the babe.

Well, I hope not sha cos if it happens ------ Hmmn, Ollie go hear weeen for that mad man hand.

I am just so eager to see how Oliver escaped from that Jungle and what happened to Slade and Shado..
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 4:32pm On Oct 18, 2013
Nomski0: I just had a problem with the FEMA trucks travelling without armed guards. The hijack of FEMA shipments would be a national crises... But no They were all busy looking for the hood. That was one scene i couldnt ignore. Other than that, i was satisfied. And those flashbacks, are they introducing us to a love triangle or whathuh
Oh, about the FEMA ish.. I dont think it will be a national crisis even if the whole truck of drugs gets hijacked.lol
Remember that The Glades is just a small city and within that same small city,those needing the drugs are the poor ones. Those who don't have enough resources or the connections.

Remember when Roy told Oliver at the police station about the hijack, he added that "You know the police doesn't venture deep into the glades"..

Another scene was when Oliver and Diggles went to the hospital. They were coming out when they met the press and that activist guy who said "The police think they(The homeless) are a lost cause"..

Another scene was when Diggle, Oli and Felicity were at their underground lab. Diggle mentioned that "the police were more interested in catching Oliver than dealing with those hijacking the drugs FEMA sent"

If you look at the bolded and three scenes above, you will notice that the producer or should i say "writer/s" made a conscious effort to make the viewers realize that The Glades is just like an Average not too lawful ghetto where shit can happen. It also sent a message that those people ain't the police's top priority but the vigilante.

The producer wanted us(the viewers) to know that the police care more about catching the vigilante rather than the FEMA hijackers.... I also find it strange though!!!

Well, i wouldn't fault you cos i also expect the law enforcement agency to take care of its citizens no matter their status. When i was watching, i didnt even notice it that much sef ,not until now. Nice observation though.. nomski0.

By love triangle, do you mean allowing the Jungle girl to somehow meet with Oliver as of now?
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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Kslib(m): 3:56pm On Oct 18, 2013
ToyinDipo: You haff already killed me with this post that you didn't even give me chance to consider the bolded smiley Why would a dude kill himself over a lady if he has a lot of options? wink But seriously, who wouldn't feel that combination SpadeOfMind.
smiley smiley Oh, i see!! OK oo, No wahala sha..
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TV/MoviesRe: Post your Favourite TV Series Here. by Kslib(m): 3:46pm On Oct 18, 2013
Haven't watched many sha.. But my favorites.

.. 24
.. How I Met Your Mother...
.. Homeland.
.. Legend of the seeker
. Revolution
. Make it or break it..
. Arrow.
. Continuum..
Terra Nova
..Traveler ( but they canceled it)
. Chuck
.. Modern Family
. No ordinary family.
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TV/MoviesRe: Post your Favourite TV Series Here. by Kslib(m): 3:42pm On Oct 18, 2013
C'est moi:
Here they are;
Alias
24hrs
Gossip Girl
Army wives
City hunter
A man called God
The lying game
Dark angel
Everybody hates Chris
Nikita
Make it or break it
Iris
90210
Suits
Secret life of the American teenager
Hellcats
Revenge
The president
Commander-in-chief
Greeks
The unit
Event
Terra Nova
Scandal
Heroes and many more that I can't remember.
I love all the series i've watched.Watching 'hunted' now,who else is watching it?
My God!!! For the above to be your favourites clearly means these are are selected few out of a bunch of others you didnt mention? shocked shocked shocked..c
You dey watch films ooo..
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 3:30pm On Oct 18, 2013
Tabh: I be mama ekaite then I also been get one tht time her name na kpemosi.
All is truly well
Nice!! Who owns the lucky diick.. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Oops, i meant "Who is the unlucky man".. Sorry i meant "Lucky man". My keypad dey do yeye atimes..
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 3:25pm On Oct 18, 2013
Nomski0: Identity was amazing. But its storyline was a little weak, i dont know how you guys didnt see it.

I just want to know who this woman from last was. I think she might be black canary. In the comics it was Laurel but i think it'll be Sarah, and i cant wait to see how she survived the boat accident.


And Laurel blaming the hood for Tommy's death is pretty uncharacteristic of her.....she's always been rational.

OLICITY; we're getting there. Its gonna be slow but eventually, we'll have the last laugh.
And Bronze tiger was a rip off from x-men. Dc and marvel have no shame.undecidedundecided

oga Kslib, you want to kill us with 'spoilers'
I dont think the story-line was weak sha. There were many interesting scenes and events that took place..

The only thing i found somewhat annoying was laurel's yeye anger as to the vigilante being the reason for Tommy's death.

I nearly unscrewed the back of Tv to see if i could pull her closer to me, say "honey,its ok", stroke her hair gently, look into her eyes and give her a very dirty memory deleting slap.. She annoyed me ehn. angry angry

Sorry for spoilers o, madam nomski0. As for Olicity, i comment my reserve for now.. smiley
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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Kslib(m): 3:15pm On Oct 18, 2013
ToyinDipo: @Caruj-Ochon, our resident match-making priest, blessing union since.... Butt-hurt? lol, no. If I see Spade, I'm gonna have a drink with him and tell him I'm a big fan of SpadeOfMind smiley. You just have to admire the combination, infact they've got the best e-couple tag till date.
@bolded, hahaha.. lie lie tongue tongue tongue

Tony be like "Why always me?" "I will kill myself and end it all" cry cry
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RomanceRe: First love. by Kslib(m): 3:05pm On Oct 18, 2013
wasak: u are my number 1 follower. infact I officially make u d chairman of this thread!!!
lol.

You haven't updated yet? We are waiting and still following..
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 3:00pm On Oct 18, 2013
Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Taa! lmao. She no fit be person mama. Na she be that. If no be she ehn, make I...[/color]
I know say na her na. Abi you no know say i be person papa?.. I get two children ooo. Rukewe and Tamuno.

Gofment never still pay my pension. My pastor say make i dey always type all izz well so that God go touch the pay master heart pay me my pension..
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 2:53pm On Oct 18, 2013
Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]And you wish you are one. I know that feeling. Hehe.[/color]
She fit be person mama ooo.

Those two fine age 21-24 sexy looking pics, na her daughter get am.. lipsrsealed
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 2:40pm On Oct 18, 2013
The chinese girl..

"The emerald archer. I feared you'lld perish in the quake, denying me the opportunity to pay you back in full for past interference in my business"
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 2:33pm On Oct 18, 2013
Felicity--
"The truck is is scheduled to leave for Fina Dipo in 20minutes"

Diggles---
"Not if the motor cycle gang give us anything to say about it"

Oliver--
"Bad luck for them, i have something to say about it"
.. smiley smiley
TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 2:25pm On Oct 18, 2013
Oliver--
"I just feel like this Island is turning me into something terrible".

She-----
"No Island, no place can make you what you are not"

Oliver----
"So i've always been a killer?"

She----
"Everyone has a demon inside of them"

"There are opposing forces inside of us, the darkness and the light--- The killer and the hero"..

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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 2:13pm On Oct 18, 2013
Laurel to roy:

"Look, i used to feel the-same way as you".

"He(the vigilante) has this way of seducing you". grin grin wink wink

"He makes you feel like he's your guardian angel but he's not"..

"He causes chaos and death".. undecided undecided
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 2:06pm On Oct 18, 2013
Make i while away time small for here..

The Chinese girl(Zheng ky**bites tongue**------

"They still wont see you as anything less than the enemy. You will never be anything but a criminal to them".
"Which means you will never be a hero".. cheesy cheesy

Oliver--
"As long as the city is safe, it doesn't matter". smiley wink wink
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 1:51pm On Oct 18, 2013
Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Yay! grin OLI...

CITY cheesy
[/color]
For your mind abi? Just so you know, i just want a temporary fling-- shikena.. tongue tongue
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 1:22pm On Oct 18, 2013
quotes:

HE------ "I lost a friend that day too, and i will have gladly given my life for his".

SHE------- "Well, don't worry, your life is over---- Your life as a free man"...
"I told you to stay away, but somehow i knew you wouldn't listen"..

Make i go bath first den come back to post some quotes.
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 1:13pm On Oct 18, 2013
Felicity--- "I love spending the evening with you". She quickly corrected the "you" to something else..lol ..

Olicity in the making.. angry. On a second thought, i wouldn't mind seeing a little of olicity sha.. At-least i need to keep my eyes busy with some romantic words and scenes. Its long over-due, abeg. Oliver is becoming too celibate.

Make he use felicity take warm body for the main time.. grin
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m): 1:08pm On Oct 18, 2013
Oyinbo dey crase sha. Those people have alot of problem walahi. What is the use of the law if it cant save people?

They keep trying to catch the heroes no matter how they have saved the country times without number. Also forgetting the fact that if not for the same hero many of them and if not the country as a whole will be history..

Its so common.. From 24-- jack bauer----- Arrow---- Oliver and other movies.

They can form nonsense protocol ehn. I hope this ain't how they behave in real life sha..lol. Ok, i know they dare not.
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TV/MoviesRe: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Kslib(m):
EVERYONE MUST HAVE WATCHED BY NOW,SO THIS DOESNT QUALIFY AS A SPOILER---- ABI?


I just watched the episode.. Oh boy!!

The ending was wooow.. Hehehe. Lemme see the next stunt my borther from another mother will pull this time around..
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 12:08pm On Oct 18, 2013
Tabh: Hian,funny though.
Just saying hi has nothing to do with needing space.
Moreover I just wanted the first part out of the moniker and get something simpler smiley
Ok!! Sorry for not saying 'hi'.
I say 'hi' with a kiss sha.. Add (f) to your profile na.

Hi kiss kiss..
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 12:05pm On Oct 18, 2013
Dannyxy: Mondi where are you?,abi i too wowo ni?...the pic is up
smiley smiley
Seen!!
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