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Rico Rico.... The current wey you tap from Cee C this night is enough to solve our electricity problem.

Ororo is in form...

Cee C's entire outfit is soooo beautiful. She's already feeling like Queen eliza. Dem kon kuku add hand glove join. issorai

The all-white theme for today's party is eye catching. All the housemates look gorgeous. So dope!

The only spoiler was Rico's long sleeve that made him look like a wicked math teacher in an abandoned government secondary school.

The saviour was the dapper coat he wore on top. Everybody looking gorgeous overall. Nice

Party about to begin in 3...2..1..

Some housemates in the bedroom,lights off. They seem to be getting in the mood to be naughty

Ifu to Tobi: Don't use reverse psychology on me. If I want to suck a diiick, I'll suck a diick

Tobi jokingly: Ifu show us your real color. You be fake banger.. no fireworks.. nothing

Rico: concurs

Ifu smiles: what da ffuck do you guys want from me

Tobi: show us your real color

Ifu: my Color is blue


*Later on, Ifu is being teased *

Tobi : the guys in here are not good for you?
Rico: or she's not good enough for the guys

Ifu laughs

*Later on*

Ifu to Rico: Stop touching me there, is it my ass or my hips sef
Tobi: you cannot differentiate between your ass and hips?

Ifu: I don't know, it's been a long time...

*shey this girl say she be virgin... abi na tetiary virgin she be? *

Ifu to Rico: I've been Hot for a long time, you don't wanna be touching me that way

Rico continues poking with his leg

*Later on*
Rico telling Ifu a story about mullana or whatever..

Ifu: are you having an erection right now?

They both laugh like Hot hyenas.

Rico tries to poke Ifu again with his leg.

Ifu: Lolu knows my hot spot

Rico tries again and Ifu laughs like a Hot hyena

Can these two just bang already so we can judge them

genius43:
Cee C asked Lolu to tell Tobi to give her a massage a while ago, Tobi told him(Lolu) that they have not spoken this week so he didn't go

Wow. And she was pretending like he didn't exist all this while, busy playing playing lovey-dovey with Rico, raising the poor boy's temperature for nothing.

janellemonae:
He already told her he dreamt abt them kissing.

Brings out rosary, candles and tesbih.

Kissing? Hmmn, Rico is definitely on heat.

Today he said her tights are (I've forgotten the word he used) doin him one kain one kain

It's not fair on him though, he has no patner to tap current from. Ebuka should just arrange one Ninja for him abeg. They guy don try

Nina jokingly to Ifu: I'm done with Miracle



She's right though. Cos Miracle will need at least two weeks of constant balance diet to replace all the nutrients she consumed.

Tobi and Cee C wan start again..

Tobi sits on Cee C's bed, places his hand on her upper back and starts rubbing it..

Says something inaudible.

Cee C: we're not fighting. you're fighting with yourself

Tobi says something inaudible again, continues rubbing Cee C's shoulder and says "you hear" x2 . See nods her head and he runs off screaming to meet his play patner - Miracle.

Oga just use one back-rub spoil Rico progress of four days.. chai. Life izznot fair sha

MizzD:
Aww.. Tobi made noodles for anto and he's calling leo to come for his food cos he hasn't eaten either.

And then he put the whole spatula in his mouth. Men will always be men

I plead guilty too

Oh dear Rico!! Poor, sweet, innocent Rico. If only you knew you are a pawn in the bigger scheme of things.

I hope you don't sha catch feelings. Cos the way Cee C dey rub your head since, two more rubs and she already has the blueprint to your mumu button.

Mama Rico, pray for your pickin

ibkayee:
It's the cutest thing

I hope Big Brother makes some kind of video collage of all their 'bromance' moments

It'll be so nice I'm sure they'll both get emotional watching it.

Cee C keeps talking to Miracle but low-key connecting to Tobi via xender

The bromance between Miracle and Tobi might just be the only realest thing in that house . You can literally see the spark and genuiness in their eyes.

It's refreshing to watch.

I have been keenly observing the out of the blue closeness and good vibes between Miracle and Cee C.

This one just confirmed it: he wished for a six, rolled the dice and got a six. An excited Miracle runs out of the room to go hug Cee C who was sitting at the dinning with others. Her drink even splashed on her but her smile indicated she didn't mind.

Has Miracle finally accepted her as a family friend or what? you pipo canor come and be confusing somebody like this na
Who is planning to kill whom, and when?

ninnyanny:
You de fear them? .team Mina ntoi

Lol. Fear fire. Me no even get anybody time. You know as my own dey be.

Tobi has now won a whopping nine meats.

The painful part of this game is that Nina will be affected most because Miracle's sperm will no longer contain enough protein.

Tobi and Cee C, can you guys pls talk to eachother already. All these stylish yum-yum way of indirectly talking to each other.

Cee C: Miracle you people should play again.

Tobi and Miracle already rolling the dice again.

After a competitive dice rolling session between Tobi and Miracle, Tobi won. As a result, Tobi will eat Miracle's meat for eight days.

And by meat, I mean actual meat, meat... Just clarifying so #Team Mina# won't confuse it for the other meat.

Akthedream112:
WHEN I SAID CARROT..... I MEANT CARROT DICK I.E,TINY AND SMALL DICK.

lmao.. they're coming for you

Eeghe:
We said no to cards
...and Biggie gives them Ludo
Shoot me now

Biggie told them it's just for 24hours. He'll take it back

Akthedream112:
YOU CANT COMPARE CARROT WITH APPLE NA. DIFFERENT SIZE, DIFFERENT SHAPE..

Characteristics of Apple:
can be eaten
white on the inside
the white contains the seed
comes in two colours: red and green

Characteristics of joystick:
can be eaten
white on the inside
the white contains the seed
comes in two colours too: black and white

So it's safe to say oga yum yum prepared her for the task before hand.

Ifu who gives a flying or featherless ffuck if Anto was happy for your win or not? Your team won and you should be happy simple! Whether she wants to be happy for you or not should be none of your business. How she squeezed her face is none of your business.

Na you wan tell person when and how she should be happy?

My happiness should be my utmost priority and everybody must not like me, because afterall, there are people i don't like too.

I learnt this very early in life when I was just as old as Angel's singlet.

janellemonae:
This is the 3rd time now shes all over him. Ceecee should better not be starting something. She should go and play wt her dog abeg.

lol. Yesterday, she was passing behind the couch both Tobi and Rico were sitting on, then she stretched out her hand and rubbed Rico's head like women do to their husbands when they want to activate his mumu button

Madam is now playing mind games. It's fun to watch though. I want to see how long this will last and who between she and Tobi will crack first.

So Cee C now has eyes for Rico all of a sudden, forming all lovey dovey.... Ok oo.

If she's just doing all this to rile Tobi up, only time will tell.

Tobi : make I go settle with Cee C. I wan play ludo.

So disappointed in Nina for taking this long to pick the apple. One would think after sucking Miracle last night, she'll be familiar with grabbing large objects.

smh

Akthedream112:
LOL... DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHEN RICO WAS NARRATING HOW HE ALSO FELL INSIDE A SOAKAWAY?
MY MAN RICO GAT A STORY FOR EVERYTHING..

Lol. Didn't watch it. Mr adviser is an all-rounder.

Was surprised he didn't advise Teddy on how to properly fall into a soakaway..

KushyKush:
I can't deal.
#SoakawayGoals

lol

dominique:
Teddy's account on how he fell into a soakaway as a kid reminds me of a JSS 2 student that drowned in a soakaway some years back. Such a horrible way to go

Rico also gave his account about how he fell into a gutter and almost drowned and gulped gutter water in the process ayama. Boys and their rough play though

Teddy A is really cracking the housemates up with his childhood stories. He must have been such a stubborn kid

lwkmd So Teddy A fall Inside soakaway too..

Even though I was about 10 years old when I fell Inside a soakaway pit, I still remember the hot shiiit on my body like it was yesterday. I was sleeping and walking to my uncle's house and before I knew what was happening, I was in deep shiiiit literally. Na once sleep clear from my eye.

I will always remember that walk of shame back home. chai... The whole street came out. Even people from the next street came to join. Thank God I didn't drown. The shiiiit was about to give me a turtle neck before I was pulled out. chai.

My friends still tease me to this day .

I am indifferent concerning these housemates but Teddy A will have one or two votes from me anytime he's up since we both share something in common...

Big brother: Housemates should place the correct materials in the allotted box.

Big Brother: How can recycling work if you are putting materials in the wrong can.

*Camera zooms in on a can with a plaster boldly written "Recycle paper"

Bam Bam: Is carton paper?

Global warming: No, na metal

ninnyanny:
no faves ooo,I find them all boring! And you?

Me too. But if I were to choose the lesser evil from this congregation of boredom inducing homosapiens, I'll go for Tobi.

Then female, I'll go for this Female ninja Biggie brought one certain time. Can't remember her name.