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NaoSlay:


see what supposedly sane Nigerian youths are discussing?


While China youths are busy inventing new things in betterment of this civilisation.


Y'all are here discussing difference between masturbation and sex.


No wonder politicians are looting away your future.

You are dumb, period! So the fact that China youths are busy inventing should stop Nigerians from having an intellectual discourse, which this thread happens to be one of.

Op asked a valid logical question: what's the difference between sexual intercourse and masturbation since the end product of both is sperm secretion? Since both are logically almost the same thing, why is NL littered with so many threads warning against masturbation, but not sexual intercourse. That's the simple question op is asking.

Yes, China youths are inventing and since you've never invented anything and probably never will, I suggest you shut da f**k up!

Had you known the resources, extensive research and financial stamina needed to successfully invent something meaningful, you'll shut up and stop blaming the youths for finding themselves in the toxic, useless entity, called Nigeria. Na the completely dead and buried educational sector dem wan take invent abi.. Just shut up pls!

I will vote him. These olds fools need to be taught a lesson. I will even vote boborisky if he contests. Anything to challenge the status quo and give the old bastards something to think about.

This designer is a very stupid human being. She was not even directly apologising to the bride - who was totally and comprehensibly affected by the whole brohaha in a period which was supposed to be the happiest in her life - rather, she was apologising to Aigbe who, in my opinion, might have had a hand in the wahala.

The designer is a very stupid human being. Just look at the way she tailored the apology to look like mercy took the full blow while the Bride only suffered a scratch.

Useless crook. Try this shiii with my bride, I will peel off the skin from your skeleton like sallah ram and use your flesh to sew designer hand bag for my darling, so you too can witnesses the wedding your stupidity tried to scatter - in the flesh. Nonsense

Congratulations! you have successfully taken joblessness to a whole new level. To heights never seen before.

WTF!! This is what happens when people take themselves too serious.

CHESTER48:
I ditched Samsung for thiz
My last phone was the alpha and s7. But now I don't have the 5t yet. But I have the 5.anf damn that phones is fast. Infact it is the fastest phone in the world right now. Apart from 5t of course. 5t face I'd is da bomb

Yea! the face ID is mind-blowing and unbelievable. I saw a demo on unbox threapy that left my jaw hanging. It's so fast that it's as if it travels to the future everytime to read your mind and unlocks the phone before you even finish looking at it. Madnesses!!

It's an all round solid build. The only phone I think I wouldn't even think twice before choosing over the 5t, is the galaxy note 8. Maybe the S8+ and s8, but with alot of thinking and permutations.

paulmarkino:
Buy from aliexpress, jumia or Kong. Am using Anker soundcore which gives 24-Hour battery life and sound

how much in total did it cos you in naira? I want to get one. I've heard amazing reviews of this product. Is it all hype or it's really n excellent product? I want to get one.

Happy New year folks. Let's see what this new year brings to the bernabeu faithfulls.

Best Movie:
Wonder Woman: Gal Gadot killed it mehn. The director killed it. The writers killed it. The philosophy this movie is trying to pass, the main character's naive thinking on how the world works and her understanding of good & evil - sums up this brilliant work of cinematic genius.

Boss baby
Moana

Series:

Game of thrones

Gotham: The city where nobody dies. Boasts the largest conglomeration of mad men and psychopaths anywhere on planet Earth. One of the best series out there.

The Big Bang theory: Sheldon Cooper is , hands down, the greatest creation of cinema history. Hilarious modafucka.
Nigga is so good, he makes other almost equally good characters like Penny, Bernadette and Lenard look half as good.

Suits: Harvey Specter, Mike Ross. Charisma is everything. There's way they'll tell you you're about to die and it'll somehow become your favorite phrase. Confidence and charisma is everything. This show makes me want to go to Law school.

How to get away with murder

The 100
Scorpion
Into the Badlands
The Shanara chronicles

WTF is wrong with South African men? Is it low self esteem or just a natural affinity for babarism towards the opposite sex.

The brutality of late towards their women is becoming something that should be thoroughly looked into.

I don't even know which is more atrocious: his hairstyle or your use of English

If this girl is 20, then I still dey my mama belle

So you want him to use the remaining thing inside Choc city's account to fix the screen abi?

This is the ffcukery and stupidity that happens when gullible Nigerians elevate these con men to God status. I don't even blame the Pastor, I blame Nigerians.

He was even threatening "I'll walk away". As the groom, na better slap I go first give am to reset him brain back to default settings. You can't embarrass my woman on her special day.

lovelygurl:
I hope you're aware Jackie was the FIRST to hit a million subscribers followed by Patricia, while Jennie is yet to do that

Jackie, Patricia, Jennie : none of them are famous. I made that clear the first time.

These girls are obviously doing very well for themselves and eating from the big YouTube pie, but none of them is famous yet.

Jigba:
Op clearly said 'female youtubers'

lol. My bad. I didn't see the 'female' part.

But still, those girls aren't famous. No Nigerian female YouTuber is famous - for now - ....

Famous ko famous ni.

Do you even know what famous means? The only moderately known person on that list (not even famous atall by YouTube standards) is Jennie Jenkins . The rest, well, let's just call them "upcoming" , "aspirants".

I even think say you wan begin call names like PewDiePie, Ksi(I think he's yoruba), Mkbhd, Jenna marbles, lelepons, Fine brothers, Nigahiga, unbox threapy, and the likes...

Those girls are not famous atall. Ksi(the yoruba boy) was in YouTube rewind for 2017 (inshort he was at the very beginning scene, holding a fidget spinner). Now that's what you call famous.

Thank you Bale.

Benzeema cannot score to save his life, I am not surprised. That nigga can never be on target, never. I am sure his d1ck always misses the target and hits the clitoris all the number of times he has tried to ffuck.

Sorry guys for the vulgar words. I am just tired of that guy. Haba

Lol.. I don't why but I am not that scared of Psg.

It's the perfect draw. We will suffer. They will suffer. Everybody will suffer.

There will be goals.. lots of it. They love to attack, we love to attack. It's better than playing a team with a defensive or semi-defensive mindset. Attack attack attack attack from left right center from beginning to the end.. Thriller loading..

It's going to be a confidence booster for whoever makes it through. It's better to face one of the monsters now and know what we are worth than find out later when the stakes are higher. I think whoever wins will get to the final/semis.

It's going to be a cracker. We will suffer. They will suffer.. . Everybody suffers.

Whatever happens, I don't think I will cry about it. Base on our character this season, I have already detached any sort of emotion towards this team and any sort of high expectations. Now, all I want to do is just to enjoy our games for this season... finish.

Of course, I still want us to destroy the Psg modaffuckers and lift the champions league, but if we don't, I won't cry.. Unlike last season.

Hmmn. Seems like Isco's not getting love from everyone.

By the power bestowed upon me by my late great grand father, Tamuno krokrocha I hereby declare him the "Commissioner of Orange & watermelon"

mikkyangel:
*Emka.Mic...fake note 8(missiom aborted)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NURzMJ8PRKU

-i just tell d guy say make i go bring simcard (he waited almost 45mins), me don even dey snorr for inglewood when he realised i wasnt coming back...

Lmao.. Even from the video sef, I could see how thick the note 8 was looking like Bread. They even customised the back with a special Galaxy note 8 inscription, con add one big S. lwkmd

How did u know it was fake? ... The Galaxy note 8 inscription on the screen looks genuine, even the Samsung writing. This people don really ungrade lol

Byko899:
lol,I don die,I sale land for village to start this business

What's the problem? And what do u mean by " low in specifications"?

Didn't you ask the seller for the specs before buying it(them)?

lopjohnny:
When o logged in to my WhatsApp,I was unable to see my friends status updates, I only saw mine. Please what do you think might have caused this

Two reasons.

They have not updated their status.

Or

They blocked u from viewing their status updates. This can be done under "status privacy"

Though we didn't win, I was absolutely impressed. We played like the Madrid that caused serious trouble last season.

We just need a solid striker that's all.

Carvajal is a BEAST. He didn't play like he was coming back from injury. Damn.. We really missed this guy. Pure demon..

Marcelo is getting back to his absolute best. This is his best game since his injury. Just a lil more from him esp his crosses and passes and he's all set.

Caesemiro was superb. He didn't play the role of a psuedo attacking midfielder today which has been causing us all sorts of problems of recent. He was rooted in DmF role today, cutting off passes, and killing counterattacks prematurely before they could even bear fruition. Solid stuff.

Kroos. Dammmn. This guy was on another level today. He was playing the role of both holding and attacking midfielder. He really dealt with them and I absolutely loved those deep runs he kept making in the left wing of Atletico,s half. I love this new Kroos.

Modric. My man of the match. It's not often you see Modric imposing himself not only a playmaker but also as a DmF. He was Caesemiro 2.0 throughout the game.

Isco. Solid solid performance as usual but made some really really unnecessary dribbles. He had a really great game though. Isoc has come to stay in our team. If he can learn to avoid some unnecessary touches and dribbles, and learn to focus more on assists, I see a ballon d'or.

Ronaldo. Should have done better with those two chances. Very very poor first touch.

Benzeema. Wore Harry potter's black garment and became invincible throughout the game.

Our performance was solid. The goals just didn't come because we have no striker. We need a striker in January. Cos me ayam tired of this play well but no goal wahala.

monerozi5590:
Please you guys should help me. I made a withdrawal on First Bank ATM using Union Bank card.
The ATM didn't dispense my withdrawal but i got a debit alert message.

You will get a refund with 24hrs or less.

I almost forgot. I was skimming through the pages and saw somebody dropping his login details so they can check on his behalf.

Hmmn. Pls don't ever try that again for your own good. There's a limit to what and what not can be shared with strangers, most especially on an anonymous forum. Don't do that again haba. If you can, change your password. All of you who have shared your login details with people other than your trusted friends/family should change your login password.

There's a reason is called "Your profile". Don't allow desperation push you into making a foolish mistake you'll regret later. How can you put out your details on an anonymous and dangerous forum as nairaland that has taught many a very severe lesson? smh

Just pray one idiot doesn't login and help you reject your admission even before u see it. This is one of many many many situations that could go wrong once you put out your details for everyone. Don't you understand/ cherish your privacy? Jeez!!

Congratulations to all the admitted students. It's the best feeling in the world. I can still remember how I felt during my time. Awesome..

But but... Don't get completely carried away by the celebration. Celebrate for two days if you want, then get ur asss up and start gathering all your documents. Inshort, if u can, start gathering them NOOWWWW!

The stress that will come when clearance starts will almost make you put up ur precious admission for sale on olx if you don't start gathering your relevant documents now. I know what I am talking about.

Gather your documents now and be ready so immediately clearance starts you can quickly clear and be done with clearance wahala and face your studies properly.

Do not put yourself in a precarious situation where your mates are busy preparing for exam while you are busy running up and down to clear.

A word is enough for the wise. But I know there's still a stubborn person here who will still go ahead embrace clearance wahala.. Toh na u sabi..

wildchild02:
Ksslib I can see you viewing, you wan drop another bomb (epistle)?


Una no go Kee me with laugh here

It is a ghen ghen

lmao.. u too like commotion .

I just dey observe Sha.. Me sef wan drop my own link.

Dangote truck. Seller agreed 70$. Loaded with full bags of cement. **drags egbo**

oludare37:
seriously,fraudsters have taken over offer up and let go,50% of phones on that sites is posted by yahoo,yahoo boys...i am talking from experience ...if i may ask you,what is your qualification?

Oga if u want to do ur business do it, no one is stopping you but stop dishing out yeye statistics in a bid to scare potential buyers into patronizing you.

Show me one buying and selling site in the world devoid of scammers. Mikky has even busted some scammers on "FEW" occasions. We know about these things but that your 50% talk is rubbish.

Do you even know what 50% means?

How come it was exactly when you started your search business that scammers and yahoo boys took over offerup and letgo? And you are letting us know at that same exact time that you possess the magical power to search for goods without falling for scammers.

Do you know how many people here have bought items from those sites through mikky? The numbers will spin your head, yet how many people have you seen here complaining of being scammed?

Better do your business quietly without resorting to dirty tactics, yeye statistics and annoying strategies else we'll close that thing.

And concerning my qualification: I am an automatic bullshit detector. I can detect bullshit from a mile away, just like this one.