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I just dey laugh. Many people will not be able to handle the shock when Ebuka breaks that seal, looks at that paper and says

"The winner of Big brother Naija Double wahala is Tobi".

Hearts will broken. Tv screens will be shattered.

Only time will tell.

ifyalways:
I'm voting for my Mina.

My money, my phone.

I'm surprised Tobi nominated Nina. Will Miracle ever forgive him even after the show or will he feel betrayed? Time will tell.

When Miracle was busy nominating Cee-c day in day out even when the fire between Tobi and Cee-c was burning, you didn't talk about betrayal, but because it involves Nina now, the word betrayal has suddenly re-appeared in your dictionary.

Tobi owes Nina nothing. Both of them are not friends. There's no love lost between them just like how there's no love lost between Miracle and Cee-c.

And if Miracle wants to take it personal, he should. It's not like Tobi even needs the friendship more than Miracle does sef. Miracle is not a god. He's not even a juju sef. If he wan vex, make he vex. Tobi too go vex.

Who is Nina that Tobi will not nominate her?

When they were playing the rolling dice game, Nina was asked to mention two housemate who she'll like to see leave the house.

She mentioned Tobi and one other person.

So y'all should just shut your yum-yum orifice up and accept that Madam "your meat is my meat" is up for possible eviction.

*sips zobo*

Who remembers the fair guy on mohawk in this live band?

He just grabbed the mic. He's already singing Leg over by Mr eazi.

That guy killed me during "See Gobe" mehn.. That was on Efe's birthday I think. That party will forever remain fresh in my memory. So dope.

According to what I saw on Twitter, Her Royal Lashes is trying to engineer yet another verbal warfare with Tobi who, thankfully, ignored.

She said "This is what happens when you have someone incapable of being the head" (referring to the current HOH Tobi.

Hope this current useless brother is watching and listening.

Because to me, this is a serious provocation. Just like how the position of big brother is not to be questioned by housemates as made obvious by big brother's comment to Lolu during the Sunday reset, the position of head of house is a sacred mantle earned by sweat and blood, not by batting of lashes.... and as a result, it should be respected and never be questioned, either verbally or even thoughtfully.

(in brother shaggi's voice) cos oyinbo say.... the consequence of a disrespect is a total decisions of a provocations..

Tiank you..

Zozo06:
Lol ksslib, no vex..

Thanks for the updates. You too much

Correct fight loading. It's all fun now but I can already smell the exchange of words coming from a mile away.

This task looks like a set-up by Biggie to satisfy his fetish for drama.

So Lolu put a tag on Tobi's head... this means Anto cannot cuddle and make any sort of contact with Tobi, except she buys him back.. but then again, all her team members have to agree to allow her buy him back..

Including Her Royal Lashes cynthia Nwadiora..

Omo-Oduduwa Omokekere Lolu... well played

Her Royal Lashes also told Tobi this morning when she was venting that He's still a boy.. When you're a man, come let's talk.


wait!! So she wants to have a talk? I thought she's done with Tobi for good na... and there's also Diddy that waiting for her outside.

And according to her, Tobi is shiitt and nothing to her...


Na wa.

Ksslib:
So yesterday night, when Alex and Tobi were having a conversation in the closet, Her Royal Lashes Cynthia Nwadiora came in, searched for something then made for the door.

When Her Royal Lashes got to the door, she turned back and said "Alex do your normal gossip" then closed the door.

At that point, the duo of Alex and Tobi were clearly flabbergasted. Alex opened her mouth in awe, lacking words to say.

I really don't know if it was my eye at this point, but I think I saw the camera blink, signaling that even Kayode was shocked.

Tobi, who can clearly be seen smiling, chipped in, "She's short and troublesome"

Modified.. Just saw the video.

Her Royal Lashes was minding her business putting on her..of course.. lashes while Tobi and Alex were gisting. Tobi now asked if she was putting on lashes to sleep, she told him to leave her the ffuck alone and mind his business.

When she got to the door, she turned and said "when I leave, continue with your normal gossip".

I just saw on Twitter that Her Royal Lashes had a one-sided verbal warfare with Tobi this morning. One-sided because Tobi ignored and refused to grace her show of shame with a reply.

Nice one boy.

So Her Royal Lashes said Tobi was carrying chewing gum girl up and down . That he should be a man. Also said the chewing gum girls are giving him hope. that hope he has a life after big brother..

zozo06 i dey miss you dieee... *wipes tears**

So yesterday night, when Alex and Tobi were having a conversation in the closet, Her Royal Lashes Cynthia Nwadiora came in, searched for something then made for the door.

When Her Royal Lashes got to the door, she turned back and said "Alex do your normal gossip" then closed the door.

At that point, the duo of Alex and Tobi were clearly flabbergasted. Alex opened her mouth in awe, lacking words to say.

I really don't know if it was my eye at this point, but I think I saw the camera blink, signaling that even Kayode was shocked.

Tobi, who can clearly be seen smiling, chipped in, "She's short and troublesome"

Meanwhile, snippets from the highlights of the day.

• Teddy Aand Koko quarrel over meat.

This night, while in the executive suite with Rico and Her Royal Lashes barrister Cynthia Nwadiora, Khloe scoffed at Teddy being a fake alpha male. That if she was to pick an Aplha male, it would be Tobi.


•Tobi and Her Royal Lashes Cynthia Nwadiora quarrel yet again over water wastage.

•Tobi scores the goal of the season... while Miracle, a new signing from Big brother united, scored seven, yes seven!!! on his debut to give the likes of Mohammed Sallah, Harry kane and Cristiano Ronado a hot pursuit for the pichichi

• Of notable mention is Nina , another new signing from yum yum united, who expertly guided her defense with the might of a warrior to stop well known names like Teddy A - who just signed for toilet rangers - from scoring.

• The Toracle brothers in fulfilment of their bet, are working on their respective songs to see which will eventually turn out as fans favorite

Akthedream112:
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN SO SOON WHEN TOBI WAS DISTURBING HER UPANDAN...

HE FINALLY FLEW FROM HER WHEN HE REALIZED THAT SHE IS A VIRGIN..

TOBI RAN TO ALEX THINKING THAT HE WILL GET A CHEAP SEX FROM HER.. ALEX CLEAR AM. ONE TIME...

AS SOON AS ANTO AND KHLOE ENTER HOUSE, TOBI MOVED TO ANTO..

ANTO CLEARED EVERYBODY THAT HE HAS AN AMBITION TO BECOME A COMMISSIONEE IN EDO STATE AND CANT DO ANYTHING IN THE HOUSE TO JEOPARDIZE IT.. SHE ADVISED OTHER NOT TO JEOPARDIZE THIER FUTURE BECAUSE OF JUST #25 MILLION..

TOBI QUICKLY KAKU AND PORTED TO KHLOE.... THIS SEARCH FOR SEX NA WA OOO.. HE IS STILL ON KHLOE'S MATTER...

THE KHLOE I KNOW WON'T BE STUPID TO HAVE SEX IN THAT HOUSE. MAKE I DEY OBSERVE DEY GO..

#TOBI SEXGOAL

Tobi disturbing who?

The same Cee c that came to drag Tobi from the room twice despite telling him to leave her alone only few secs earlier.

wait.. the same Cee c that grabbed Tobi's hand and planted it on her boobs.

The same Cee c that grabbed Tobi's dick?

The same Cee c that went to lay between Alex and Tobi when she saw them in the garden.

wait.. the same Cee C that cried us a river when Tobi stopped her from playing with him when he was reading for the global warming task

the same Cee c that kidnapped Tobi to the store room and kissed him.

The same Cee c that started crying during the dancing task with Tobi . The same Cee c that gladly kissed Tobi back during the same task.

The same Cee C that hacked her throat to vomit just so she can gain Tobi's attention.

The same Cee C that begged Tobi to allow her sit close to him on his bed

The same Cee c that... see ehn like yhoooo... at this point in the game.. I'm like yhooo mehn I'm tired... do you understand?

AK like yhooo I don't blame you.. I'm not on your level.. you can't talk to me outside of this thread

honorable Barrister Cynthia Nwadiora can lieee.. Jesus!!!!

She nearly destabilised biggie with her lies... from Nina to Tobi.

Cee c in a tearful tone: Then Nina ate from my food.. then she started using abusive words on me

Big brother:
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Heebah:
You forgot to ad Nwadiora!

After the diary session I just watched this evening, guy I just tire... I don't think I can even call her name again sef. She's just so yhoo, like do you understand?

I just pray she's not like this outside sha... else woe anyone that associates with that girl.

**spits**

Chaiii... Cee C just twisted everything to look like Tobi forced her to be with him.

Anybody watching for the first time will think this Tobi guy is obsessed with her... Chaiiiiiiii....

Barrister Cynthia, you are a mad woman

Chaiiiiiiii

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Zozo06 thanks for all the updates. We really appreciate.

You might not be in the BB house but I can confidently tell you that you deserve that 45million more than all the people up for possible eviction this blessed week

Khloe to Nina: I feel like Miracle shuts you up. As a woman, never allow a man shut you up

ghen ghen

Tobi tries to interject in Miracle's defense but Khloe playfully tells him to shut up that she's still talking.

Tobi tries to playfully distract Nina again from Khloe is saying but Khloe tells biggie that she will give Tobi a slap for provocation, albiet jokingly.

ghen ghen.. that girl is on a mission.

Any fan of any present housemate, most especially the strong contenders, that is happy with the return of Koko and Anto must be seriously mad.

You people seem to forget that these two are armed with an unfair advantage and enough ammunition to cause serious, irreparable damage.

In as much as y'all want Khloe to cause drama, pause for a while and ponder on the fact she came back to the house to win. Any drama she eventually causes will be one she wants to be in her favor. Your interests are secondary.

Always remember that Khloe is competing with your favorites and will try her possible best to damage them with the lots of info and unfair advantage she already has. The earlier you realize this, the better. Khloe is not a fake housemate, Madam wants to win the money.

Instead of all the teams --- yum yum, bamteddy8, Tobilee, Tolex,Toracle, Ceelash etc- to come together and start a campaign that will damage khloe's chances of winning, you guys are busy hyping and increasing her fan base.

E go be like film trick when she win that money. She had been in the house for only less than a day and she's already taking the shine off y'all favorites. This is what the god fathers of big brother want. They are playing on y'all's psychology.

Madam Khloe has already started using Nina to shake the mango tree Miracle is hanging his pant on.

Tobi is next.

Make una wake up. Stop hyping & praising that Khloe girl. The monster wey una dey create go devour una las las con use una intestine take do necklace on that final day.

By then, e go true true be Double wahala... but for dead body

Khloe and Antonia bought gifts for the HM's. Miracle got a shirt and something else I think. Tobi got a bandana and a shirt. Rico got a shirt too.

Honourable barrister Cynthia Nawadiora got lashes from Koko and Antonia bought medicated glasses for her..

awwww... The love Antonia has for Lolu is so overwhelming that she ended up not being able to decide on the gift she'll buy for him, so she bought nothing.

The hug Anto gave Lolu was sooo do you understand?

I was like yhoo.. it was so. I didn't want to.. because it's like see.. see ehn me I'm just like... at this stage of the game like yhooo do you understand?

She didn't even allow Lolu to finish hugging her before she disengaged and climbed the bed, took down her pic and ran away, totally ignoring Lolu..

That was soooo cold mehn.. Na wa.

As for Khloe, this one is already brewing cold, chilled wahala. She already wants to collect her bed from Cee c because obviously, she's back.

She mentioned Miracle's name almost 100 times within the space of an hour. I caught her tapping the back of Tobi's head and not too long ago according to reports, she was gallantly sitting on Tobi's lap...

chai... Madam is already brewing the double wahala she promised. Nina won't have much to worry about, since the bond she shares with miracle is strong and he's technically her bonifade husband.

But Tobi? That one na technically free-man and owes no female in the house his loyalty. Something tells me Koko will try to attach herself to him to spite Alex and most of all, Cee C.

Double wahala!!!

Honourable barrister Cynthia Nwadiora

I had to compile a collage of Teddy A' facial expression..

My day is sure going to be great, I just woke up and I'm already laughing....

Lmfaoooo...

The Khloe almost everyone has been yearning for is finally here, and she doesn't even sound convincing at all. She lacked confidence and was looking so timid.

The Khloe I saw today looked like a clone.

Maybe the guilt of the Ojoro biggie used to bring her back is eating her up, but then again, I'm sure she wasn't kidnapped , gagged and smuggled to South Africa.

booqee:
I don't agree. I watched it, and I don't think I heard biggie ask him who he'll miss among those he'll like to see evicted.

BTW, this is a question he asked ALL housemates. That is who will they miss most if they left the house.

But it's possible Teddy might have misinterpreted the question in that context as the two questions came after each other.

I watched it too, Madam.

Biggie first asked Teddy who he'll like to see evicted and Teddy mentioned two names. The next question that followed was who will Teddy miss the most, and Teddy said Lolu, thinking Biggie was asking who he'll miss the most between the duo he mentioned.
But who would blame him, the timing of the question gave it two meanings, and Teddy chose one.

Teddy cannot want to see Lolu evicted and still miss that same Lolu the most out of everyone in the house. Doesn't make sense.

I feel like anybody who watched it should have known why Teddy said he'll miss Lolu the most, except of course, the person just wants to be controversial.. But nothing spoil sha, atleast now you know.

booqee:
Diary session today :

Biggie: who would u miss most if they were evicted.
Teddy: lolu

Biggie: who would you miss most if they were evicted
Bambam: Teddy most definitely (says it with a lovestruck baby face)
Biggie : Do you think the feeling is mutual.
Bambam : (smiling) yes, of course .

Me:

Wrong information..

Biggy asked Teddy who he'll like to see leave and he said between Lolu and Cee C. Teddy said Cee C likes too much trouble.

And when Biggie asked who he'll miss the most, Teddy said Lolu.

As in, between the two people he wants evicted, he will miss Lolu the most.

You welcome

Party begins...

Lolu looking like he wore his christmas cloth.. Payporte for kuku add banga join.

ninnyanny:
lol...shi.ts everywhere.

I just tire

When Bam bam calls Teddy to come and wash her nyash

Frankdammy , please don't ever edit my post again and add words I never typed. thank you

styrese:
gush, Are u in her mind, this is a very silly Argument.

If at this point you still don't understand, then it's your cup of tea, not mine.

And by the way, you don't necessarily have to be in someone's mind to know what's happening.

Same way I might not be in your mind but know you lack in the common sense department.