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PhonesRe: Phone Saves A Fans Life..... by Ksslib(m): 2:32pm On Nov 11, 2017
From the picture, the bullet entered through the back of the phone but looking at screen, it didn't show where the bullets came out from.

Or are they trying to tell us that the infinix device was so strong and durable that the bullets couldn't penetrate through? shocked shocked

Do these people even know the speed with which a bullet travels? smh. Go watch some YouTube videos and see how many iPhones and Samsung devices it takes to stop just one bullet. Mind you, these are even phones of the highest quality, not some sub-standard chinko plastic I can crack with a solid fart on a good day.

Nonsense
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 2:06pm On Nov 11, 2017
oludiya:
Pls, did you use your phone to check it or your computer?
If you don't have PC. Download puffin browser from play store. Set it to desktop mode. And you're good to go.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 2:04pm On Nov 11, 2017
Edopesin:
Uniben has the final say
Lol. Oga you have been admitted. At this stage, nobody can collect ur admission, not even the VC.

Jamb didn't admit you, Uniben did. Hope you know that?

The successful names you guys are seeing on jamb's site is from the list Uniben sent to them. So Uniben has already had the final say.

During my time, our names came out on jamb's site one week before our kofa page was updated to "admitted".

Congratulations. I am happy for you. I know this feeling. grin.

Ehen one more thing. When last did u see "not admitted" before it changed to admitted. Checked for a neighbors daughter. It's showing not admitted. The girl no gree chop food again or bath. I don explain tire say she should calm down but lai Lai. Now I almost regret checking it for her. Na help I been wan help o.
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by Ksslib(m): 5:16am On Nov 11, 2017
oludare37:
offer up and let go as at now on phones:real sellers with expensive phones for sale=45%. fake sellers,yahoo.yahoo boys phones for sale=50%..real sellers with crazy,ship and juicy phones for sale=5%....na that 5% phones all of us wants to buy,kole work grin...

i get method to search for crazy,juicy and cheap products on ebay and amazon,not only phones,any product,just name it...call me to listing to professional advice...08020555809... tongue
Lol... Oga stop giving yeye statistics you pulled out of God knows where. It's like this your new search business is beginning to enter your head. People dey this thread wey fit get fully functional G-wagon without front Tyre for 100$... but dem no dey make noise. So calm down.

No offense, but looking at the statistics you posted, e clear say u no do maths for secondary school. grin

Abi you wan scare newbies with your Ajegunle statistics? undecided .. Uche face ur work oo. angry
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 7:18am On Nov 10, 2017
Rhectz:
simply log into your jamb profile with your email and password.
thereafter go to the menu on the home page,you will see admission.
Beneath the "Admission", you will see CAPS.
Click on it to known your admission status
Thanks. I later checked it for her yesterday with puffin browser set to desktop mode. The problem was from chrome
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 7:20pm On Nov 09, 2017
How do you guys Log in to your accounts on jamb's Portal. Trying to check for a neighbors daughter but I can't see any login page. I want to check and see what her Caps page is showing.

Jamb still uses jamb dot org dot ng right?
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 4:13pm On Nov 09, 2017
Richdee1:
House!!!!!!
I am using 2 WAEC result...Hope it wont affect ma Admission.......And am going for Entreneurship..my subject combo is Maths,English,Economics and govt......Is this the right subject combination??
It won't.
PhonesRe: 5 Cool Things You Can Do On Whatsapp You Probably Didn't Know About by Ksslib(m): 3:35pm On Nov 07, 2017
Status privacy. Choose who can view your status updates.

swipe left from the chat page to go to status page.

Click the three dots at the top right corner. Then select "status privacy".

Click "my contacts except" then start selecting all the people you don't want to see your status.

I know many know this, but some don't.
PhonesRe: Which Launcher Is The Best? by Ksslib(m): 7:56pm On Nov 06, 2017
Nova launcher prime

PhonesRe: Breathtaking Photos From My Phone Lens by Ksslib(m): 1:48pm On Nov 06, 2017
Awesome shots man. You are good.

I find it quite surprising that these pics were taken with an iPhone 5. The picture quality and detail is just maddd.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 9:44pm On Nov 04, 2017
dessz:
so its jamb fault ur sis clicked reject undecided all I see in this ur comment is u trying to find excuses for ur sis.she made a big mistake.its HER fault.its bitter but its true. u have received the best advice possible... GO to jamb office.
She's not my sis. I am not the person who laid the complaint. Learn to comprehend next time before you rush to type on something you're ignorant about.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 9:36pm On Nov 04, 2017
RegalD:
bros no vex o... doesn't she know the difference in spelling between ACCEPT and REJECT? ...Maybe she doesn't want to study law if otherwise i hope the CAPS is disregarded for her sake
You sef no vex o... don't you know what the word "unknowingly" means? Anyone could have made that mistake. She might have mistakenly clicked it while trying to scroll the page.

I blame the idiotic jamb run by morons and brain dead zombies. Else, why would a button as volatile and dangerous as "Reject" be put on an admission page and programmed to activate with one or two clicks of a button?

They could have created a personal page for that alone, added like 5 - 10 pop-up prompts warning the candidate of what they're about to do. Then ask them to log-in again with their details to finally reject the admission.

Considering how gruelling and almost borderline spiritual it is to gain admission in this country, it's only sensible and logical to expect jamb to put measures in place that make sure only those who truly want to reject their admission click that button..
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by Ksslib(m): 4:48pm On Nov 03, 2017
wildchild02:
I get 5k grin
lool.... u get true true?
Technology MarketRe: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by Ksslib(m): 4:08pm On Nov 03, 2017
Anybody with galaxy note 4 original follow come charger for sale?
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 10:23am On Nov 03, 2017
You guys should calm down. Forget that Caps site or whatever. It doesn't even look secure. Don't bother yourself about it, don't even visit it.

When you are admiited, you will see it on Jamb''s site under your admission status. Or on your kofa page. Not on some unreliable cap bullshit. During my time, we saw ours on jamb's OFFICIAL site with our picture and everything few days before it was updated on kofa.

Jamb seems to working on uploading the admission status currently, so relax. When it's fully up, you will see it on jamb's OFFICIAL site and know it's genuine the moment you see your page.

Almost all schools, including uniben have forwarded their list to jamb, so I think Jamb is trying to update their server to reflect names and admission status. This cap whatever is probably a loophole from the ongoing process that's still undergoing testing and refining.

Lastly, when you start seeing things like this, just know the list will be out any moment(even today). Either on kofa on Jamb. Goodluck
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 8:24am On Nov 03, 2017
Richdee1:
Draei abeg come and clear this caps issue for me oo.......nairaland is saying after login if we see admitted, we should on accepted that it will expire within 72hours, pls hw is that true oo
Meanwhile on Uniben Facebook page., they r saying if we see admitted we should nt click accept in case uniben give us another course thats separate from whats on Jamb Caps......Help ooo......24hrs is already gone..........
Edo person Emmydox,ksslib Grand finale, void, Youngb1a, mirallas and others, pls come and talk ooo....time is running out
OK what's cap? Give me a little rundown. I've not been actively following this year's admission process.

But even from afar, regardless of not knowing what cap is or not, i can tell you that expiring within 72hours talk is comprehensive bullshit. Admission is not mtn data.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 11:56pm On Nov 01, 2017
GeoSilYe:
lectures will na start dec 4th hmm
smh
I know this feeling.... but after the euphoria and every every, school go begin tire you(I don't mean it in a bad way though). School is thrilling, exciting and fun.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 11:29pm On Nov 01, 2017
GeoSilYe:
chaii angry angry
What?
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 10:54pm On Nov 01, 2017
Mark23:
so dey r giving new students one week to prepare 4 school undecided
We will resume before you guys.

You guys will come into school Nov 30th(clearance should have started and gone deep by this time)... Lectures for you guys will begin 4th december. We all go for Xmas break Dec 21st
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 10:51pm On Nov 01, 2017
God!!! I miss carvajal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 10:49pm On Nov 01, 2017
usbcable:
Ramos and Marcelo has been anything but defence this season
Haba. I kept screaming "cover!! cover!! like a madman throughout today. Just look at the Erickson goal. Spurs had many more chances of that nature due to the foolishness of defence. They could have converted them and embarrassed us further.

And I don't know what happened to Marcelo during his injury, but should this continue, he should be throughly and severely benched.

And as for Benzeema, that heddiot should be benched till the sight of a bench begins to give him panic attacks.

Remove Isco from this team and we are practically dead. As in Enyimba of Aba dead. Right from the moment we started selling players who helped us last season and didn't replace them, I knew there was going to be trouble. Big one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 10:24pm On Nov 01, 2017
Jesus christ!!! We have the most stupid defense in the history of football...

Wtf!!! Too much lack of concentration. How can a top quality trio of Ramos Nacho and Marcelo be giving the opposition acres of land near our box.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 9:15pm On Nov 01, 2017
Very poor attitude from the team so far. Wtf!!!

I don't even want to watch this match anymore.. wtf!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 8:37pm On Nov 01, 2017
This match will be very interesting to watch. I am dying to see the attitude, anger and hunger in the way we're gonna play spurs. The way we play this match - no matter the scoreline at the end - is going to determine if I will stop believing and expecting anything tangible from our team this season.

Hala Madrid!!
CrimeRe: X-Boys Brutalize FUTO Student Wrongly Accused Of Stealing (Photos) by Ksslib(m): 8:11pm On Nov 01, 2017
arcike:
do u knw wat an ex-boy is? we hv bin carrying guns and going 4 map reading while u still dey hide behind ur mother.....

i survived 6yrs in NMS con pass out and a bloody civilian like u will dare confront me. just knw ur village ppl are after u if u try dat wit me.....



meanwhile according 2 my colleagues @ futo dat wasn't d accurate story. O.P pls get ur facts right
The day we cross paths and the devil convinces you to display any form of rascality with me - no matter how little - that's the day you'll realise how those six years you spent at NMS was a waste of time.
CrimeRe: X-Boys Brutalize FUTO Student Wrongly Accused Of Stealing (Photos) by Ksslib(m): 4:34pm On Nov 01, 2017
What??

x-what? Not even the military sef. Just a group of frustrated idiots who think six-packs and average muscles give them lordship over their fellow students. This should be the equivalent of Uniben's now defunct Man o War who were taught a very good lesson by hall 3 boys.

God!!! I swear no bagga can try this shiiiit with me. I don't care if you're the Undertaker or Great Khali, two of us will die that day. wtf!! Just take a look at that guy's back. I will never be able to look myself in the mirror again if a group of rascals try this shiiiit with me and I don't take atleast half of them down...

Useless country where every rascal wants to be Lord.
PhonesRe: Noticed This On The New Whatsapp? by Ksslib(m): 2:16pm On Nov 01, 2017
@op you are absolutely right. The new set of emoticons are fvcking annoying. The only set I feel got better are the laughing emoticons, the rest..... trash
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 6:12pm On Oct 29, 2017
What a time to be alive. Losing to Girona.

Zidane is already threading on thin ice and i am very glad. His arrogance will cost him, I said this before.

Next is to lose to Tottenham on Wednesday then we draw our next match and loose the next or draw again, and it's bye bye. Nonsense
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EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 10:56pm On Oct 25, 2017
yungstar092:
Bro dat information is correct n confirmed
It's not correct and i don't want to argue, so I guess we'll just leave it at that. Everybody should hold their belief.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Ksslib(m): 11:14am On Oct 25, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
A staylite just posted this in a group. Dunno how true
This is a bigggggggggg lie. I don't know what some so-called staylites gain from peddling un-founded and ignorant theories.

Pls disregard this. Uniben doesn't use only screening score to admit, but AGGREGATE score. There's a reason it's called "Aggregate" score, there's a reason it exists.

Saying it's only those who scored 50 & above in the post ume that will be admitted is one of the most ignorant, illogical & embarrassing statements that could come out the lips of a so-called staylite.

Jamb score makes up for 50%. Post ume score(screening score) makes up the other 50%. Added together, they make up 100%( your aggregate score). The final score is what uniben uses, NOTHING ELSE.

Some people (my course mates and friends) performed very well in jamb but did not do too well in putme, but their aggregate (due to high jamb score) scaled them through & gave them admission.

Inshort, let me mathematically expose the stupidity of that post (forgive my language.. wrong info always pisses me).

According to that info, uniben will choose to admit Mr A who scored 200 in jamb and 50 in putme ( final aggregate score of 50% after dividing jamb/8 & pume/ 2) over Mr B, 270 in jamb, 49 in pume (final aggregate score: 57% after dividing jamb/8 and pume/2) all because Mr B scored one mark lesser than 50 in pume, even though his aggregate is 7 marks better. Lol. Pls where's the sense in that?Uniben is not stupid abeg.

If Uniben admits based on screening score alone, then there will be no need for aggregate score. 200 and above in jamb would have only qualified you for the exam, then your jamb score vanishes forever. Your kofa page will not even have a space for aggregate score. It'll just be your pume score.


That information is false, pls disregard it. And not everything we staylites say( myself inclusive) should be taken as the holygrail. We staylites lie, and we can be very stupid too, there's nothing special about us.

Apologies for the epistle, but get used to it. Will be dropping ostrich-reads of this nature from time to time. ciao
EducationRe: 8 Things Hostel Life Will Teach You! by Ksslib(op): 10:08am On Oct 25, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
oga i no go fit survive without hot plate oh, were i go dey get cash to dey buy kerosene daily? Abeg u get any idea how i fit ship am in illegaly but codedly
Calm down. Bail is free in theory, but not, in practical.

Hot plate is supposed to be illegal in theory but well, a different case in practical.

I know not of anybody in my tunnel(Hall 4) who used kerosene for one day throughout last semester, save for my deeper life roommate who doesn't want to offend the holy spirit with a much more cheaper, cleaner and energy efficient way of cooking.

Porters will do nothing. Some will attempt to seize it but na wash. Inshort, last semester was so free that people were using hotplates without locking their doors. It was like the management told the porters not to seize hotplates again but refused them telling us.

Na your small pocket money you want take waste on kerosene in this choking recession? The school perfectly understands this, so you have nothing to worry.

Even during the era when hotplate use was as grave as sinning against the holy spirit, na 100naira or 2h we take dey bail am.

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