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The fights were freaking hilarious..

The pumping frog move Rico used to bring down Alex will forever be etched in the sacred walls of big brother wrestling.

Then there was the final brawl between Great khali (Alex) and small doctor (bam bam).

The way Alex take beat small doctor ehn, you ll think she stole something at computer village. It was hilarious

Zozo06:
Ceecee sitting on a bed and tobi comes to hug her, they are both giggling.. He's gone now

That hug was intenseeeee... Tobi was passing when Barrister told him she needs a hug right now.

Earlier on

Bam bam to Barrister Cynthia Nwadiora: what's wrong? Pls I don't need negative energy

But is that not what you need if you seriously want to commit suicide?

Honourable barrister Cynthia Nwadiora is obviously too smart for Oluwafuckyfucky bamidele bam bam

MamBi:
Thank you for this update. Very rare for a Cee'c conversation.

Oh wow, you guys truly do not hear her when she talks

I always thought people were just joking when they say she does not complete her words but from how you took time with this update, I just realised it is a true problem.

How come I have no problem hearing what she says? I know she swallows words but maybe I just help her complete the words on auto complete mode...

I have no problem hearing her too. The problem is how she almost never finishes her sentences and quickly begins the next sentence before you even finish processing what just happened. It is tiring.

Exactly what has happened to me several times

Barrister Cynthia Nwadiora leans on the dinning table, squeezing her frame inbetween the tiny space between Rico and Tobi

Rico: I know you want to talk to your boyfriend. let me go

Barrister Cynthia Nwadiora jokingly dragging his hand to come back


Rico: I'm the side chick

Barrister Cynthia Nwadiora: I want to make you the main guy

Rico laughs: I'm the side chick

Barrister Cynthia Nwadiora: I want to make you a man

Rico: the only person that can make me a man is me

Rico: Go and be with him (referring to Tobi who stood up and was checking out himself in the mirror)

Barriater Cynthia Nwadiora: the person just rejected me.

(referring to Tobi still chec checking out himself in the mirror with this "no-nonsense" expression
)

...
Later on, Rico can be seen covering Alex who is preparing to sleep.

Barrsiter Cynthia Nwadiora comes and hugs himvery tight from the back

Rico: Please please.. Cynthia please

Barrsiter Cynthia Nwadiora laughing: you had to call my full name.

They all laugh

Now Tobi is lying on the lounge covered with a white blanket. Barriater Cynthia Nwadiora comes to join him.

This is what Barrister Cynthia Nwadiora has been after ever since. She even had to down two painful bowls of cereal in the kitchen earlier on just to have a reason to be close to Tobi.

Well played Barrister.......

Court rise!!!

SexySapphire:
Pls if you don't mind my asking, I've really been curious to know why the guy handling the camera is called Kayode, will you be kind enough to enlighten me pls? And by the way, thanks for the updates.

Someone here(I've forgotten who) mentioned the cameraman's name as Kayode (forgotten the page) and we all chose to call the cameraman Kayode, regardless of if it's true or not.

For me, I feel the cameraman is part of the show, a digital housemate. So giving him a name makes his presence much real, and most importantly, makes it easier for me to have name to curse anytime he misbehaves.

9ja4eva:
It's good to see them look calm man! If not for their craze, they actually look good together.

Yeah, they do look good together minus the madness and all that

Cee c: How many people are real in this house? maybe one or two

Cee c: that's why I like nominations they'll make you realize we are seeing you.. people are seeing you

Tobi: no.. five people can nominate you they'll all be for different reasons

Kayode swiches the camera to Alexandra and Mallam umaru rico

Tobi and Cee c talking about his apumaka incident with Big brother the day he refused going from his diary session.

Both of them look so calm and you can see they both genuinely miss each other's company.

Good vibes from both of them towards each other this evening.

Both of you could have been the Beyonce and Jayz of the house, if only, if only both of you can stop behaving like mad people. Most especially you, Barrister Cynthia Nwadiora

Threebear01:
Why did you ignore me?

I'm not a dedicated writer. I only do so when I'm bored.

Cee c: what I'm trying to say is hjfllshbshbshhsbvdggvvd.. and I'm like.... do you understand?

Me: [img]https://media1./images/242b082e7bcfd15ab24e563c28a10753/tenor.gif?itemid=4125796[/img]

ninnyanny:
.im cracked up. Anto is Antoinette

Really? I was thinking it was Antonia all this time.

anyway I'll stick to Antonia .. sounds better

Kayode is deliberately refusing to show us Tobi and Cynthia Nawadiora.

Camera switched to Miracle and Nina and the first thing I heard was "your thing is my thing" .. yawns

Kayode are you maadddd? How can you substitute such a juicy conversation that's bound to trend for " your thing is my thing".. "your meat is my meat"..

am zo angry ri now... Kayode, may boil germinate inbetween that line that separates your two nyash

Tobi sitting in the living room alone. Cynthia Nwadiora comes to meet him

(these are the only parts I heard clearly from their conversation. Some of the coversations said inbetween are missing)

Tobi: why are you checking up on me if you don't care

Cynthia Nwadiora: is it coming from your heart

Tobi: I'm judging based on your actions

Cynthia Nwadiora: I'm just checking up on you

Tobi: I'm just sitting here and you coming up to check on me

Cynthia Nwadiora cos I wanna know how you are

Tobi: you're stressing me

cynthia Nwadiora Am stressing you?

Tobi( looking relaxed): if there's more you want to talk talk, but if you want to know I'm fine, then I'm fine

*both of them are still talking. both looking relaxed.. Why was Cynthia Nwadiora blushing sef*

Cynthia Nwadiora : so how was your day?

Tobi: bla bla bla

*later on*

Tobi: one minute were talking and the next you're trying to annoy me

Cynthia Nwadiora : I've been giving you your space and I've not been in your face

*conversation continues*

Tobi: we pass each other and we don't talk

*conversation continues*

Cynthia Nwadiora : I thought if we give eachother space things will be better but it's like bla bla

Tobi: so is that what you were doing

cynthia Nwadiora : *interrupts* but do you know you can't swallow me.

*Tobi tries to talk and Cynthia interrupts*

cynthia Nwadiora you can't swallow me

Tobi: yes yes

*both of them are so relaxed and nobody is shouting today. Be like old age is catching up with oga and madam*

Tobi: if you wanted to give me space you wouldn't be concerned about anything that has to me

cynthia Nwadiora : it was me who decided to give space and I'll decide which kind of space

*convo continues*

cynthia Nwadiora : you're too proud shutup

Tobi : ok ok

*conversation continues to what happened on Sunday.. the dick grabbing incident*

Tobi: all I just wanted you to say was sorry and it would have been over

cynthia Nwadiora : you said this is the second time I've been looking at your face and lying bla bla

*convo continues*

Cynthia Nwadiora : when I gave you food and you said I'm fine... haba.. I thought you were trying to get back at me

Tobi: everything you did since Sunday was malice

*Cynthia nwadiora trying to explain*

*conversation continues*

Cynthia Nwadiora continues talking then Kayode - the useless cameraman that my God will soon punish, switches the camera to Teddy A and Rico... while Omololu and Antonia both lay on the bed in their famous position.

This week's voting will bear a striking semblance to the direction votes will go in the final week. Any housemate that tops the percentage this week has an 85-90% chance of winning double wahala, except by demonic intervention, she he manages to ffu.ck up an unforgivable fu.ckup

85 to 90% and not 20 to 35% because, fans of all the top contenders are out to prove a point that will settle the debate of who viewer's favorite is, so expect this week's voting to carry a force so intense many might mistake it for the grand finale.

85 to 90% and not 100% because of other random factors. Random factors like : i) in the case of Miracle who will accumulate votes from both his fans and that of Nina's since she is not up, ii) votes from fans of current housemates who will be evicted before the final week..etc

85 to 90% and not 100% because, these random factors MIGHT play a role in deciding the eventual winner.

How big of a role is the 45million naira question

Alex is crying and looking in the mirror at the same time..

Madam, can you choose one please?

Bam Bam's song is sooo niceeee.

It seems Teddy ejaculated some musical chromosomes into her putuputu the night he crucified her on the toilet seat..

Nice

Tobi be careful oo. You already have a strike you don't know about ooo .. for not reporting to the diary room

Ifu to Rico: We came here to relax but apparently others are here.. (refering to Cee C and her crew)

Ifu: can you guys talk this somewhere else?

to collect prick just dey hungry madam..

Leo: Tobi come

Cee c: Alex leave him to come.. pls leave him to come


Tobi is there... So is Alex and Leo..

Another argument don start..

Tobi just shut up and sleep. Haba!! Can you just stup up and stop talking already. This is thesame thing Cee C complained about.

Akshow:
Tobi is soooo childish. He is my guy but yoooo he shouldn't have said such shait. No matter what. Now i feel bad for ceecee.

He's my guy too but he's so childish and acts very very foolish atimes.

I don't even think i like him anymore from what I saw this night.. smh

Cee C: I've not had sex before

Her vagina:

Cee C to Tobi and Teddy: if you can't see I'm a ffucking competition for all the girls in this house, then I can't make you see it


you can't have an eye lash like that and not expect competition

fitzmayowa:
Ceecee should let tobi be, the gal is just into tobi and she can't control herself around him...

Tobi should also let her be cos as far as I'm concerned, the feelings they share for each other is mutual.

She likes Tobi, but she's doing a good job of hiding it. The same job Tobi is woefully failing at, because if we are to go by how he keeps talking about her at the slightest instance, we can safely say he's borderline obsessed about her.

You clearly saw Tobi and Teddy having a discussion, yet you are callin Teddy to go take care of Rico. So the other guys there are incompetent abi?

Cee C sef.. Well, To I dragged Teddy back and said other guys can take care of Rico.

*Later on.. Cee C comes back and kasal don burst

Cee C interrupts his convo with Teddy. Teddy jokingly runs away. Tobi tells him to come back and Cee C tells Teddy not to bother, that Tobi has nothing to say except to Gossip about her..

*Exchange of words starts*

Tobi: what are you angry.. why are you shouting

both of them are going too fast so I'll obviously miss some insults

Cee C: I'm angry cos I wasted my time on you.

Cee C: You're full of shiit

Cee C: you no dey tire?.. forming conversation.. boring ass conversation

Cee C: you're not man enough.. you can't handle this.. you're a ffucking public property..

Cee C: You're available for everybody.. can't you just handle your shit... At this age

Tobi: you're acting stupid right now

Cee C: I'm not

Tobi: you're acting stupid right now with this conversation..

*Cee C continues hurling expletives*

Tobi: talk talk... Let it all out

Cee C: forming allaince dirty alliance.. and when you leave they'll talk about you behind your back

(She's indirectly referring to miracle here )

Tobi: Are you done?

Cee C: I'm waiting for you to talk back.. talk back na.. shey you can talk behind my back to people

Cee C: if you're man enough, talk those things to me you've been talking about me behind my back to people

Tobi: if I engage in words with you, let me die

Cee C: then you're a coward..

*Cee C continues spitting fire while Tobi keeps reminding her that she's being stupid with the conversation*

They're both now seated, trying to talk things out while Teddy is playing the negotiator..

ibkayee:
Nina says she can’t date a musician

Nina to Ifu: When I see them rocking other girls...I’m a very jealous person, I want to date them but I can’t, they will just kill me

And this is coming from someone who knows she has a Bf, yet fffucked another man while 54 African countries watched (excluding the ones in Asia and beyond), knowing full well that the same Bf is watching

Queenjezebel:
When cee cee was grabbing a half naked miracle's ass in the changing room, molesting the poor boy, why didn't you know it was against the sister code?
If a lady grabs a man, a man can grab her too.

Which bro code, is Tobi married to cee cee
Mtcheeeeeeew

You're not getting the point. I'm not talking about the way he touched her and all that. I'm talking about the timing. If Tobi and Cee C were on good terms, it would have been ok.. but they're not, so it's not okay.
Anyone who truly understands what true friendship means, knows what I'm talking.

And this is the same girl Miracle was always advising Tobi to be careful of. Miracle's move tonight was unwise even though he might not have meant any harm. He broke the bro code, simple!

Maybe it's just me sha but Miracle shouldn't have continuously groped and rocked Cee C the way he did tonight, knowing fully well that she and his closest pal are not really on good terms.

If my nigga does something like this, I'll question our friendship.. It is against the bro code.

Instead of showing us Antonia and Omololu, can the cameraman kindly show us the grass in the garden, so we can solemnly reflect on the effects of global warming