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It would be totally wrong to insinuate that Cee c has Tobi's mumu button.

She has the complete remote and can press any button she likes at anytime... .. mumu, ode, goat, weakling, beg beg etc.. chei!!

spreads mat

Only 5m? Is the driver mad? That money cannot even buy customised pepper spray.. Oga Sue her silly ass for something meaningful - something that will make her great grand father shift in the grave.

All these useless dumb girls littered all-over this country need to be taught a serious lesson. Rape & kidnap is not something you joke with in the name of "women empowerment" or whatever fancy name it's called. Very useless & stupid girl.

That moment when you use your pepper spray and the attacker sprays you yoruba stew, we go see who go hear am.

Ahh thank God. I was dying to know the guy behind the meme.. . The fact that the owner see's himself on almost every thread daily cracks me up. That meme is so unique that it can be used for almost anything..

Ayamconfidence you're a legend. three gbosa for you. gbosa! gbosa! gbosaaaaaaa!!!

Deep, sensible and very meaningful article. Nice one op.

lmao

"see dis generator repairer talking to me anyhow"
that part finish me..

Hmmn....

Imagine having sex in this car and you mistakenly start screaming "go faster go faster don't stop baby... you driving me crazy" omo na die be that ooo.. Road safety no go even see dead body carry.

God!!! who no con be fraud for this country. Ayam tired

lol

Cacol, thunder will fire you. And if the thunder fails to fire you well, another better thunder will fire you and the thunder..

Nonsense

I trust Nigerian sellers.

They be like:
"Order for ur Uk used s3xy dolls for as low as 20k. We have Amanda and Tracy in stock. Comes with only one breast and half leg, charger and box included"

Little wonder he and Cuppy didn't last . They are clearly two different people with a contrasting view towards life.

Cuppy wey fit throw party at the slightest provocation then host thanksgiving mass for quilox to thank God for the gift of shisha.

na wa oo see earring wey she carry for ear like small Volkswagen tyre

sunny15:
lmao this really looks good

thanks

Cetona:
Lol. Looks nice.
Been a while. Good to hear read from you again

Ah Centona! been a while o. Really nice to see you.

Lunch.

Indomie

Snapped it like 500times and uploaded all to my Dropbox for safe keeping. Even did a mini documentary video on it.... Why won't I be this petty when even to boil egg atimes the thing no dey done, then the indomie sef wey don done go dey float on-top Maggi water like ijaw people.

This is one of my proudest moments as a human being . Bye bye!

usbcable:
The problem is not the formation so to say.
At the start of the season he tried something new by making Isco play a roaming role. We all knew how that went.

The problem in my view is the attitude of the experienced players and sadly the fringe ones too.

Last season we were also conceding goals but always outscored opposition. Sadly this season our strikers are worse than some teams defence as per scoring ratios. Last season if the attack was caged the midfield and defence came to their rescue to score the crucial goals. Alas this season it is a different story.

So basically it is the commitment of the players that is questionable and it is bad enough the coach is not keen on jiggling things up to shape everyone up.

Our attacks is so pedestrian and predictable. No zeal yo track back and snuff out counters by the midfield and every one is lax with chasing the balls when its lost. Only Navas has shown his interest in keeping things in line. Not same for defence midfield and attack and ultimately the coach.

Correct! Only Navas. The rest are complacent. Which would blame them when there's no competition. Navas knows we desperately want to replace him so he's doing his best to either make us retain him or make an impression on his potential new employers.

I can't wait for our next match. I want to see this current Madrid play everyday sef. . I want to see the new ways they'll use to further embarrass us. kai we don suffer sha. lol

usbcable:
I pray the idiot is not sacked.
If sacked it will seem Real Madrid do not tolerate coaches.

He should be the one to leave us since his brain is suffering from fatigue to do the right thing.

You know what's even almost as painful as our current form if not more; his non-chalance and dumb reluctance.

I have always said it that Zidane is not ambitious enough and even 70% mentally fit to captain a ship like Real Madrid. Leister city, Crystal palace - yes. But not the almighty Real Madrid. He lacks the mentality and mindset.

You sold four crucial players and blatantly refused to replace them, not a single one. I knew he was a sentimental human being not fit for a great club like Madrid when he sold Morata to create more space for his gay patner Benzeema.

The same non-working formation every single ffucking day, his insistence on using a shameful Benzeema, his now famous 70mins substitution - all these point to an unrepentant arrogant manager. He lacks the guts to be innovate. He lacks the intelligence to stop these bad results.

Why not spice things up, try something different. Only a fool keeps doing the same shiit over and over again and expects a different result. And the idiooot keeps insisting his team is ok. Is that not plain stupidity and arrogance? That's how all madrid fans warned not to sell Morata, the goat refused and sold him, only to admit few months later that he did the wrong thing. What sort of stupidity is that?

He should be sacked, simple. Not mainly because of our bad form but because he is an arrogant idiooot who does whatever he wants, irrespective of the consequences. I can't believe I am even saying it but I miss the stubbornness of Mourinho..

Another loss.

Zidane congrats. The team is perfect just like you said and we do not need any new signing that will come and change our current form. We also do not need a change of tactics. We are just perfect and do not need anybody. Hala Madrid!

Ogaten10:
you statement just highlights your ignorance and clear stupidity

a womans body is hers alone, the fact that you are pressing her without her consent is clear sexual assualt.

Your statement just highlights the sad reality that not only are you a zombie without a brain, but your empty skull is filled with fermented kitten juice.


If a girl starts grinding on me on the dance floor without my permission that should be sexual assualt too, since she possessed me without my permission. If I hug my girlfriend from behind when she's oblivious of my presence, that should be sexual assualt too since I didn't ask her consent before hugging. And she might not have been in to the mood to hug but I forced myself on her..

There's something called "Context" but how should I expect you to understand when the quality of your thought process solely depends on the chemical interaction of kitten juice in your skull.

martineverest:
a potential rapist

If you think I am one of those you can rile up by calling a potential rapist, then you must be ten times dumber than your twitter sisters.

For resulting to market women tactics and failing to intellectually prove how I am a potential rapist, you are a potential idiot already blossoming into a full time mature idiooot!

The extent people can go just to be relevant/popular on social media is sickening and disgusting!

How does that line glorify sexual assualt? Did those bimbos watch the video at all?

The lady was shaking her nyash for the man. He touched and she told him not to. If you go to a club and start grinding on a nigga with blood running through his viens and a very functional manhood, he must touch. If you tell him not to, that's fine.
The man even apologized.

But how dah ffuck is that an assualt? It's like the sexual harassment wave that has been sweeping through social media of recent is beginning to make many girls dumb and foolish.

What does tribe has to do with being a dateable/non-dateable bachelor?
The mentality in this part of the world is really shameful.

The Big Bang Theory..

Sheldon is the greatest creation of cinema.

Other main characters like Lenard, Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Raj, Stewart and Howard are almost as equally as good, but Sheldon takes the crown cos his character is a refreshing embodiment of stupidity like never seen before.

Modern family too is f**cking hilarious

If the video you want to record doesn't involve much motion, Google pixel 2 it is. It has the best camera on any smartphone hands down. Even the old Google pixel 1 still boasts an amazing camera many flagships of 2017 still struggle to compete with.

But if the video involves lots of movement and you're more concerned about stability than video quality, go for the iPhone x. It has EIS - electronic image stabilization.

Alibaba is intelligent. Very articulate response.