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Where are the wooers and who are the wooees?

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Hahahaha. I don spoil your parole naa, na how I turn mad man. Evil shiid. [/color]

Lol. Ode.

I no even know who you dey talk about sef. And I no wan know.

wildchild1: dunno sir,i dont work for BBA

Ok

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]***Ski0. Have you found yourself now?

Hmmm, after telling the other babe, "it's nice having you," you now want Safarigirl to come. Abeg, Safari, run. This guy is something else. Smh! [/color]

You must be mad--- literally speaking.

See!! respect your old age sha.

kr0ne: Na him be dat!! Forget all the nollywood shiit he's playing here. Who taught a newbie to quote and highlight. And why did he have to attack me and Ksslib in the FFR section. It's too obvious abeg! And this is just one his numerous ids. U'll see more

I tire oo. I always take positive criticism from everyone here but I know bullshit when I see one.

Out of the blue, one iam appeared from nowhere and gave bullshit criticism just few hours after I dropped.

Leave him to continue playing to whatever nollywood script hes has penned down.

Who even get im time.

Lagunna: where in ilorin do u stay. i mean ur area...

GHEN GHEN

Guykhena: The dumb fvck who take us as fools,said he hasn't seen or heard of iamaromo before(Lagunna already canceled that theory as he was caught retweeting iamaromo tweets,so let me leave this)

Now unto the next theory of being a newbie saying he is new to nairaland,,, Busted ,,,check the date of the tweet below(proving he has known about NL since last year,)

Hohoho. Damn, liars will always be liars. I dont have the time, else I for also don expose the liar too.

Khena . Nice observation ..

GIYAZZ: Ksslib, i'm not with my BB now, will reply when i get on it.

Take all the time you need.

I just wan play small.

I wan piss for body..

kr0ne: U no see wetin Lagunna post?

I don see am.

Lol

Guykhena: Just did...

*lips sealed*

What did you see?

Spill, so we can stop accusing adeji and apologise for the mix up.

Lmao. Busted. He thinks we are fools here. Even when I saw his quote on ffr today, I knew it was the ffags alternate account..

Buhahahahahaha.

iamrealdeji: A really smart MC would body you easily with these lines,you have to layback before you pen,penning ain't about looking for every possible word in the dictionary to ryhme

Lmao. So you had to use ya alt account to spew trash as usual? .

Ya all go see how he was busted in the chat room.
This fffag self-services on my every move.
****spits***

Lagunna: The spirit of warriblood don enter ksslib

Haha. Abeg oo.

Warning shotz...
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What i spit.. like weak hawkers, yazzs head ... cant carry/ hes the type Lib will bury/ just to make his elder bro CRY.
Cos hes Henry right ? ... so its fffucking right i make him 'Teary'/!
i mean, i am.. fffucking bad/ that dreaded lad/
who can bond yazz's head to tyre.. take his thoughts on a ride .. just to drive him mad/!
But this nigga wants rub .. feathers in fight/ cos hes grown baby wings thinking he can disturb my flight/
i swear the moment the ..'Bird bugs' .. like insect repellents , i gon murder the mite/!
even airports know i gat plane odour cos 'ah reek airways'/plus the sky's my pathway/
but comparin me to yazz .. is like an Airliner vs ekeledichukwu motors... brah, no way/!
dude u'l get eaten at lightening speed when i invoke thunder/
U too small.. i want ya 'elder bro' ...
..so i can open his chest WIDE with an axe to make him broader/!
you full of lies azz.. ur imaginery d.openess lives in deceit/you just a b1tch who spits her excrete/ said he gonna ..expose me.
but first.. i ll shiiit on his lips. So he can 'lick ma secrete'/!!

u want battle but ffuck the bleeping ring/

drag ya to a park, pistol to your head.. You be getting a rude ding/ .... when i blast ya 'brain with its emotions on a hammock' ... cos even in death.. i be .... Giving ya 'mood swings/!!

Hehe. Yazz. U wan die. ?

Nice one.

For blocking Ronaldo's Penalty. That keeper should anticipate a major increase in his wages.

Iaz93: Ludogorets go hear am today...

Anticipating a large scoreline. Something like 10 - 1 or 9 - 1 or 11 - 0

Ronnie will score 7
Bale will score 1
James will score 2
Benzema, Modric and Co., will do the assists

Haha. Na ludo?

******
I'm glad we came back to win them sha.

Dude. This is like the 50th time you ll be calling my name even when I've refused to pay no attention to you.

Prior to this brawl you told Lagunna I shouldn't vote. Now did you see libs comment on that thread not to even mention a vote? Then what the fffuck are you on about? Your paranoia is on a whole diff level entirely. Just ffucking leave me alone. You are really mentally messed up. .. ****spits***

And stop derailing FFR. Take what ever lame complaints you have to the chat room..

After all the mouth you made, see how dem bury you alive... The only criteria you tied is... attendance. .


I have told you times without number, stop mentioning my name. Dont even reply cos you ll be ignored as usual.

Opener... tie . Illness could have won this if geo too didnt play his name. Plus ur build up watered the wow effect the geo political zone ish could have had
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Flow... geo
Rhymes... geo
Simile/metaphor. ... illness
Personals.... tie
Punchlines... illness was more creative but geo's carried attack that his. One lacked attack, the other was less creative. . So TIE
Wordplay... geo
Closer. . Illness

Illnesses could have won if he used his creativity well.

Mvgt..... geo

Dannyxy: malam tanko abeg borrow me that your rope wey you use tie that malu, wey you slaughter yesterday.
Ksslib make we tie am sharp, sharp before e start to tear clothe.

Rotflmfao.. na person you wan tie like malu so.. Jackey don suffer sha.


Abeg I dey go watch our match.

waxdude: Dont mind d olodo...alwayz formin NNNNNNANNNNSSENSE......Dis guy ehhh

Haha. Even wax sef don provoke.

No worry when he land Naija, my boys go treat im ffuck up.

Dannyxy: I was watching the highlights today, and I still find myself irritated with he and feza's relationship,
how feza turned from a "pretty lady with white sparkling teeths, and fine smile" to an " exhausted, annoying, drenched, sulking housewife" surprises me, O'Neal must be a magician..

if feza is still with that guy, then something must be wrong with her. my opinion though.

It surprised me too. I thought she was going to call quits but she didnt. I felt / feel pity for her sha.

But one thing I've come to realise is the fact that love and attraction can take us places we wouldnt step feet on, on a normal day. Perhaps she sees something we dont------- the beauty of attraction.

Upon how Lagunna take im time hype the battle all over Nairaland, na so dem wan fall E hand.

Dannyxy: this your laugh, na every time you dey laugh?,
abeg who dey work for yaba left?, I get better patient, I don dey see symptoms of kolometalisis

* looks for rope to tie Jekyll, before he tear his pants*

Hahaha. Shey I talk am say that guy dey mad.

He was the inspiration behind that Faze song.

Kolomental!!

******
Ouuuuuhhhhhhh omo na mental case
Jackey oya start to dey craze

Dannyxy: ksslib

buhaha, Oneal strange I swear.
pesin wey talk say im own "definition of fun" na to sit down for front of TV dey watch nta news, come hold newspaper for one hand, come add encyclopedia join for the other hand. that guy is crazy.. mi

Na im potential wife me dey pity sha..

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]*eyes him one kain* What of Nom****?? Liar pants![/color]

Whats Nom****? I am lost.

And safarigirl, come here. Why you dey laugh? Wetin jackey and hide talk?

And lastly, this Oneal na wan kain person sha. Ok wetin he wan form sef. I sure say all im followers go be philosophers.

Smdh fo the guy sha.

Dannyxy .. Sulu was just teasing Melvin. I been think say na serious mata sef.

Na elikem own I see say no be play.lol

Lwkmd. That doro idiot part really cracked me.

Dannyxy: he he, just search "elikem", "Melvin" etc, you will see tweets related to them, you will also see their usernames..

Ok. Thanks.

Maria is the sexist person I have ever set my eyes on.

Dammn.