₦airaland Forum

ochon:
TBH, I don't think any West African country will win, unless this regional nonsense stops. WA is just two slots. Bribery of the highest order. Seems like Jealousy to me. But who knows, a Uti-like magic might happen to Tayo or Sexyleelee. I don't think it'd though.

Well, this is africa for you. Where regionalism is very much alive, sadly, even for a game that should be open like BBA. That iddiot owl nil showed his in front of Africa and funny enough, still had fans.

Make we dey see sha. Tayo sexyleelee or the ghanian babe can pull a surprise.

ochon:
LOL. So you no wan make em turn to Dillish and win the money? Nah second fate, you wan bless am with?

Hehe.

But seriously, E go hard before naija go win am again sha cos those African voters are not smiling, except the housemate in question has an evenly spread blend of diff appealing personas.

ochon:
Make Forkadict cash you first.

Lol. Bone that thing.

Tayo ll be another Melvin, if the tooth resemblance is anything to go by.

ochon:
Hediot!! LOL. We don't have DSTV back here, only in school, that's why I'd miss it. I just hope this season will be fun sha. I've a nagging feeling, this season might suck.

Yes na. We are saying the same thing.

You never can tell sha. Who knows, it might be better sef. Na the contestants hand E dey.

We just need more interesting entertaining housemates like Melvin and we are good to go.

ochon:
Nope. I ain't back in school, so won't watch it. I'll join the show later, towards the ending of the month. You nko?

Ok. I don forget say na via ur off campus neighbor you peep throughout last year.

I go watch opening show & probably only few of the show itself cos of school!

ochon:
LMAO. That Gif na die. I dey store my cherished Gifs sef.

I trust you.

You go watch opening show?

Lagunna:
Ok o.. So u no wan battle again??

you vs aromo will be a nice battle u know..

Not really! Me wey wan battle.

There's something I'm currently doing thats really mentally exhausting. The little concentration/energy left wont permit me to pen for battle . Only freestyle for now at least, till I'm through, maybe in some 6-8 days time.

sosiqdude:
I ain't get beef with you...this all gonna end someday... The truth is, all this your battle..it was your senior brother that ghost write for you..isn't it?

Who cares if you gat beef or not. . I look like who send or get time?

Yes. It was my elder bro. Now go sleep abeg.

Lagunna:
Accept teddybiyasi's c/o jooo.. Make i open thread chap chap..

Nope. Make she wait make Ely dey free , then battle am.

sosiqdude:
As I told you..you're just a fly pasting around me...just a clap can kill you... Ksslib I don't like to brag too much..I'm not a battle rapper ok...but I'm now learning how to battle...and in this my learning stage, I no I can still burn you to ashes.. somebody should advice him or I use his blood to draw like iamaromolaren

Shut up!! Go tell the gods your mumu story. Abi na me tell you to mention my name when your w@ck self wasnt addressed.

Go learn how to spell first olodo. No be only pasting around you, na pasted around you.

Smh. Some of you just love issues.

Ostrich, you be devil. The day dey come wen dem go beat you and that your gif.

Reincarnated:
Ksslib, i jus no know from where u get the audacity to famz my own wife Maria Nepembe. after everything you've witnessed me go through

I risked dedicating a whole entire account to her, I risked safarigirl calling me Annabel, i risked letting her have a go at melvin, i risked when i thought my own country would vote for her, i risked everything for this girl and from nowhere, u wan begin dey claim am?...after all the humiliation i faced, the kevin 2.0 i reenacted.. i swear, no jus tink am

Lol. Mumu.

The babe set sha but as BBA finish, with time she come become something else.

Chai. I must marry girl like maria sha. Her size's not too big not too skinny. She's in between. Aside s that, shes a sweet playful person and her smile?

E be like say I don fall in luff.

ochon:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1493041_chili_ise_jpgae6b57e8de1aca4b9e95dc5b81fcdf91

So you still get this gif? Lol

Smh. People dey talk, sosiq sef dey put mouth. God forbid bad thing

I'm less than 3months into this rap battle ish.. As a matter of fact, i never knew something like this ever existed if not for giyazz that gave me a mention one day. Everything is new to me nd i'm still adapting.. Else, na just one bar i go take crucify pastor sosiqw@ck against his 10 .

Lagunna, u don start to dey flatter me again shey?

Jbluv55:
But we don't dilute drinks here sir. Just that the men are so stingy they can't buy enough drinks to make the girls get drunk . I've heard you all the same sir!!!

Na wa o. Ostrich shey u dey hear?

Ok JB. We all sha still hope to see a significant increase in number of drunk girls here. cos na when dem drink dem go begin talk truth about their E-life..

After 12.. Make man go crash abeg..

ochon:
The thunder wey go fire you, Senator Sherima, is doing press-up!! Jbluv, no mind this ostrich. Dre11, I dey greet o. Una don escape Westbrom today.

No mind JB wey dey spoil una show. Na so so coke and fanta he dey sell.. Smh

GIYAZZ:
Ok. Na your vote we need. Not your compliments!

Iamaromolaeran, can he vote?

Guy. Bone that thing. I no fit shout abeg.

I no dey vote..

GIYAZZ:
Lol, @ "hate my opponent" . . . Like seriously? Y'all can hate someone you barely know? An online personality? Lol. I think that's funny!

I can never hate anybody on here or anywhere else online, It's like saying every dark bearded man is Shekau. Lwkmd!

The life some of 'em live here do not really reflect their true characters, it's just how they want it they live here. E.g: I am a very quiet person in real life, I hardly talk, and I can't insult a senior. But right here on NL, I know you don't think of me like that. You think of me as god_of_music!!! That harsh, stubborn, spoilt brat that's quick to insult anybody when it sparks!!! Ryt?

Nah. . . It's just my online personality.

That's why I don't blame some people. I can't hate them, Limerick? I don't hate him!
I only wonder what kinda being he is. . . Lol!
I bet you, if we see for real, i go shake am.

Please bro, stop taking ish too seriously. Don't hate till you meet them personally. Lol, Lol.

*Laughs till fade!*

#Peace

Lol. Look well, That was sarcasm on my part.

Who even get time to hate, no to talk of online?

Nice verse sha.

Testerfuze:
Lol,you're gentle jhor or maybe it was just pretense

Only the gods can answer that

Jb this your bar sef get as e be sha.

Person no dey ever see drunk girls here. If not, Paedophile ochon nd jekyll for be your number one customers.

Abeg no dey dilute drinks. So the ministry can move forward.

GIYAZZ:
Why can't you? Were you banned from voting??

No. Dont you know battlers here, have the right to exclude those who they feel hate them from voting their brawls?

I obviously hate your opponent, so by default, my verd wont count.

Giyazz I see your tag. But you know say I no fit vote the battle na .

Testerfuze:
Slib...easy mehn,I knw you to be the gentle and humble type that's why I was on your side when iam came @ you.

Lol. Is that an insult? Its just the truth .

Besides, dont be deceived, I no gentle.

Opener----- Tie. Max's was better but the idea is similar to others Geo has been hit with in prior battles.

Rhymes----- ely

Simile/ metaphor----- tie

Punchlines---- Ely

Personals------ Geo gat this. That carry for head ish was very creative

Flow---- tie

Word play---- Ely. Both playes eachs names but his, I liked more.

Closer---- tie

Mvgt----- Ely

GIYAZZ:
Ta! Stop feeling like you're noticed! Your miserable name was only mentioned because I had to post a d0pe verse from me, which was actually a diss @ you.

whatever makes you sleep. Just stop giving me stupid mentions.

It just so happens that the iddiot called giyazz couldnt hype his battle once more without for the 1000th time, mention my name.

Smh. Na God go help you

^^
Amin.

IrishKez: We are all zoned in Christ

The holy ghost
I want him in my life

No. Christ excluded me from he zone by his blood.

Babe, if holy ghost woo you.. you go turn burnt offering.

IrishKez: Brother in Christ
Have you forgotten

Still, we are not related in Christ. . I refused to be brother zoned in christ.

Who's ur wooee ?

IrishKez: He's a good guy
He has big muscles but he does not intimidate us with it

Good evening bro Ksslib

Evening.

But erm, shey I don tell you this thing tire say I no be your brother na?

teeo: Even women, I give up on both of you.

Lol. I never said so oh.

Who dey woo you na?

mikuz: Abeg make una no vex, me lost one of ma uncles, Mik ll be back sooner than you know it.

Rip Chief Agu . . .

Sorry for your loss man.

May his soul rest in peace.