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JayBray:
Now where in the world is my friend Ksslib

Jay, i have been quite busy and very stressed for the better part of the last 36hrs.

Hope iam safe?

Ray360:
I have to go now. i will be very busy today. ksslib, please quote me and tell me your admission status. I am so concerned.

Whatsupp ma Nigga!

My admission status? *sigh**
I was very optimistic that my name was going to come out but where did optimism take me?

When I heard the list was out, I logged on to jamb's site and surprisingly, my heart was beating faster than humanly possible and that was when I relaised the Big role my admission was going to play at this crucial point in my life, be it positive or otherwise. This was it, what was going to make or mar me was just lying there, waiting for the click of a button. Clicked on admission status, put in myjamb reg no and clicked check admission status.

What i saw made me feel in a way ive never in my life felt before. Ray, uniben didn't give me my first course. If they even gave me Mathematics, my second choice, I wouldn't have complained bro.

Now i truly know why they say uniben is unpredictable. There it was, Dear ****s*** ***u******** you have been offered admission to study Production Engineering in the University of Benin. Faculty of engineering bla bla..

I was elated. Though I didn't get my elect/elect, I got something equally as good. At the end, na Godwin.

Back to my earlier statement "where did optimism take me"? It took me somewhere.

Another phase of life Begins. Ray, thanks for your concern so far. I really do appreciate, trust me I do. I rarely like to meet with people i know online in real life but I think you are an exception. Whatever you order for is on me the day we meet in school. #one love##

grayline:
My boss!
When we dey battle na?

You wan kill me abi.. E don tey wey you dey remind me of our battle.

Ok..no worry.. we for battle this Saturday or Sunday but no chance. Na so so travel.. I dey bus now sef. If I drop, I go enter anoda night bus again. Enter anoda one tomorrow again..

Anytime from Monday.

JigsawKillah:
he dey him mama sister pikin uncle aunty son wey travel go usa go see him grandma grandpa wey recently come back place

Lol.. you go fear relation na.

grayline:
Where is Ksslib.....

Oga, I dey oh.

Anything for me?

Ray360:
hahaha... Not when I am here, i Will drag you out from your shell anytime.

I am fine, Still hustling some stuff.. You? where have you been?

Good to know..

I dey jare. Just got kinda busy with stuff that really matter, thats all.

Some other time bro. Be good.

Ray360:
Ksslib.. I greet you baba..

*sigh** Not only did you jinx it (the list), you just made me break my incognito mode resolve.

Whatsup bro. What have you been up to?

darkenedrebel:
Them bad belle will not quote to appraise em' bars.
This verse is tighter than Giyäzz mama punäni .
But I think I've done this sign of the cross line before

Even before I played it, I suspected someone might have played it but was too lazy to search. Just felt it was concept/build up that mattered.

The tourney kicks off on Monday like you announced right?

Sunday frees..
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Ffuck religion...Ion care if iam good or not/if iam holy or used by gods/.. caught a jehova witness knocking ma door...nigga got bruised and gored/
my appetite for evil left the devil confused and shocked/
he poisoned my swallow...opened my pot &was terrified...cos even my soup na blood/!
Cunny as the serpent...the mostly known viper/..the flow is slim fitted leggins..only goes tighter/
what i spit is blessed, & ya'll should prolly know right know/
that all the corn i buy...are roasted by holy ghost fire/!
I carry celestial messages...call me Gabriel/but gat no brotherly love left... cain murking abel/
I defiled the daughters of men...fffuucking nailed them/Devilishly goodlooking...but promptly made hell/
For gravity seduced me...and instantly, i became a fallen Angel/!
I aint jesus... dont tempt me & still stay/cos i easily succumb & you should tremble and pick race/
then light a candle and still pray/...else i shatter ur forhead from the side till u resemble a killed prey/
Ur ear, nose, eye sockets & cheekbones might be re-assembled in quick ways/
but like pharisees....call the doctors blasphemous if they promise...to re-build ya temple in 3 days/ !
The way i design all ma drops/shows a religious desire in the thug/ call me a religious fanatic inspired by the gun/ the first two shots hits ya shoulder inspite of your dodge/
the last two penetrates the chest & head...nigga! thats how we do the sign of the cross/!
My spirit was banished...i gat no kindred or kinsmen/the gods said i was too evil..i killed men & kill them/
Hell rejected me..that i was too full of life to chill there or be dead/
Heaven said i was irredeemable...too sick to see there or peep hell/
Angels asking where my soul is...
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told them i lost it trekking the wilderness like the children of isreal/!

safarigirl:
make una no dey call me for this matter again. Posterity will judge them both. All this "he said, he said" is just silly

Hian. Na fight? Whatever rocks your boat, mam.

crazysaint:
Was I there to know if you lie or not. But it still believe you have no iota sense.. I follow this news from day one. And at the end what I discovered is, the fault is from you Mr oliseh


Here you are saying "Enyeama lied that Insult her mother" sounding so childish.. Anyway that none of my business.

What is wrong with this one? If you don't have anything to say, shuut da hell up. Is it by force to comment?

I was very sympathetic to Vincent when the brohaha was going on, but if what oliseh said is true, which I suspect it is, then Enyeama should just stop being a cry baby and stop playing the victim.

cc. . Safarigirl(Enyeama's second wife ). What do you have to say?

ionsman:
Some times you wonder if some stories are true. I know this story isnt a lie but you begin to wonder how someone will sleep that deep that she didn't feel the heat from the fire.

Her village people almost succeeded.

E get one day wey better hungry beat me wella, sotey life tire me, den sleep carry me. For the dream, I go visit my friend, na im him mama put food for fire.

If to say person carry me from bed drop for express road that night, I no for wake unless I eat that food first.

So yes, sometimes, the heat from a fire isn't enough to wake one up. I suspect that student was in a similar situation.

obainojazz:
are you high of feaces....don't ever quote me again....and why you matter go pain me.... anuofia

I should be the one asking you that. Stop getting involved whenever my name comes up. Simple as Abc.

Limerick:
ok

Was i talking to you? Is it that hard for some of you to mind your business?

obainojazz:
answer of life....something wey everyone don forget.
.he's still bringing it up

He mentioned my name even though I ignored him severally.

Iam sure you didn't see that, c0cksucker! The wey my mata dey pain you for body these days, it will be a miracle if hypertension doesn't kill before 12 midnight.

blueto:
Lies..

If you say so.

RobinHez:
E don tey wey I use am o...na glo sub sure pass now

Good for you... As for me,na sas and psiphon win am.

SuperNover:
Funny dude.... I pray the Lord do it for us all.

Amen.

RobinHez:
Awon simple server gurus! Epa domo sir

Lol.. Your simple server no dey work?

SuperNover:
cool... How's the 'wait' going? Hope you're not too bothered about the list. ?

The wait is becoming too long my brother. To tell you the truth, anybody not bothered about the list is already admiitted or no write the exam.

Check-out this screen shot I captured from myschool just this evening. You can tell that the wait is already taking its toll on that J-trons guy .. I don laff tire for where I dey..

SuperNover:
ooooooH, converse well then. The loud noise coming out from your hood made me think you guys were about digging it.
how was your day sir?

My day dey go fine. Yours?

Otibho80:
haba,so ''e don do na'' is now an insult? Abeg no vex na me wey cause wahala 4 myself

I didn't say you insulted me, did I? I only said your statement made it look like I was throwing insults.

1.. E don do

2.. E don do na..

Those are two different statements. The first statement is used to resolve a conflict, the second statement is used to address the party who doesn't wanna let go. Na waffi pikin I be. Na we get piddin. Anybody that understands pidgin knows what I am talking about.

Your wahala statement there was unnecessary by the way. As usual, iam the bad guy(and I love it. )

Erm, abeg no bother reply back you hear. To avoid wahala like you said.

SuperNover:
Dvic10 and Ksslib I know the both of you are right in a way. You just misunderstood yourselves a little.
Well, well my momma used to tell me that
for a relationship to grow strong, misunderstandings must come up once in while.
So you should not let this get to you at all, rather learn from your mistakes and move on.
So I believe you guys are cool now,
Oya shake hands joor
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Lol. Iam not quarrelling with anybody. No worry yourself, mata no dey. We were just having a conversation.

Otibho80:
e don do na

What? Was that an insult? Or I dont have the right to reply who i want again?

Look,I understand where you're coming from and you have my sympathy if the way I conduct myself makes you feel uncomfortable, but I ll really appreciate it if you let me be.

Na Gode.

mikuz:
You don't have to say it, every one knows that you and your crewmates are my haters.
I don't give a damn if you vote in my battle or not, otherwise I coulda barred you from voting.

Whoever deserves a win in any of my battles would win whether you cast your usual hate vote or not.
If you like vote if you like don't - who gives a rat sh!t?

Oh! I didn't even know I had a crew.

Haters? Lol.. See ehn, the difference between me and you is that i dont have the time, iam too busy with the real world but you on the other hand, have so much of that time that you begin to create imaginary enemies. I thought it was only peculiar to kids, but didn't know that somewhere on NL, a grown @ss man does same too. My 2yr old cousin calls his "Dolly". Whats the name of your's again?

Hating a Nigga over online rap battle? Lmfao..Dude, how old are you again? You are like the first 25yr old ive seen behaving like a kid.. Geez.

Better go meet psychiatrist cos you need serious help. Big one.

Now I know why you are called Kim. For a dude, you biitch too much..

*****
Erm, abeg, who fit remember me the name of that film wey Will Smith abi na Brad Pitt act wey be say the guy old, then as he reach one stage, e be like say in life con rewind backwards. He con begin turn small pikin again. Wetin dem dey call that Medical condition?

I wan help person.

Dvic10:
hmmm Mr k.....using insultive words or showing how eloquent ar wit words won't help @all....I can't be stimulated to start spiting vulgar words jst as u'v done all because I told u a simple truth. @least am happy u read tru it though wit little understanding still. D 2yr old tin,empty skull,no brains,slowpoke,stupidity,zombie....etc jst confirmed d fact dat u nid help.

As regards looking down on ppl, hmmmm,i did noting as such b4 u decided to show urslf.I only answered to d best of my knowledge,pls read tru my comments agn n tell me whic appeared demeaning to u(I jst pray God gives u d understanding u need)...jst comiting fallacies by deviating frm d main issue,attacking my personality and trying to appeal to ppls emotions so they can sympatize wit u...dnt worry they will by beging u to pls calm down n stop ur show of naivity...I did philosophy 3yrs ago n I'v got noting to do wit it till I leave UNIBEN,so I wont be a good teacher on that bt I promise u will be properly taught in ur 1st yr....Can't help bt still call u my dear brother....Wish u d very best man.

Trying to appeal to people's emotions so they can sympathize with me? .

It shall not be well with whoever gave you that egbo to smoke. Wait a min, you think I give a ffuck about what anyone thinks of me? Not to even mention, on the Internet of all places? Like I give 2 ffucks about what anyone thinks of me here.

Its very obvious that getting in people's good books at any cost and then sympathising with you, matters alot to you. If not, how else do I explain your sudden change of personality.

I simply pointed out a contradiction in your post, and the next thing you said was this...

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no offence bt I tink u used only a shallow proportion of ur brain to interprete my comments,mayb if u applied more part of it,a better understanding n sense will get to u Bro.

I replied in kind, and now you want to play the victim? Look, all your diplomatic speech doesn't move me one bit. I know your type and thats because I speak from experience. I have relatives who are very very emotionally manipulative just like you are trying to do. Na me be their medicine, I cut their bullshit once and for all then watch their crocodile tears vanish.

Yea.. I knew you studied philosophy 50years ago and that you are married to Aristotle's daughter, thats why I told you to save me the lectures. Iam still not interested.

You can play the victim for all i care. Do have a good day, Mother Theresa.

Adah96:
issokay na
calm down ....
shio person no fit follow u play agn...

how are you?

Iam good. I guess you're good too.

mikuz:
It is okay for you to ban people from voting in your battles but it becomes a problem when you bar up to 10 glads.

He blacklisted quite a number of people, true, but it was after the battle that he said that it's only those that were tagged would be eligible to vote. Meaning? So if Dark tags only Coogar, Youngdanaval and Ksslib to vote in his battles you go support am?

How can one have a battle and enlist only his friends as the ones that are eligible to vote?

I can't accept that brother.

Dude, stop giving me unnecessary mentions na. I don ignore, but you no wan hear word.

So because I gave him the W, all of a sudden iam now his friend? Hehe. E dey really pain you no be small.

And since you no wan act mature and you prefer dey do like small pikin,henceforth, just make sure I don't vote in any brawl that involves you. Cos i will NERVER give you the win, no matter what you script.

Adah96:
jesus ksslib watapun

Nothing o.

I just happen to have zero tolerance for stupidity and any zombie trying to look down on others.

Dvic10:
Hmmmm brossss does reservation actually spell negatives to u? Read tru my statement agn,I stated d fact dat its no doubt better than som hostels n I gave a personal reason(ur personality n lifestyle ) for ur choice of hostel, I also compared it wit my present hostel,prefering it to hall 5. nt hiding d negatives frm ppl n expecting dem to go n stay dia

Weren't you the one who posted this....

Dvic10:
No doubt hall 5 is better than som hostels bt for som obvious reasons I wouldn't want to say out hia so as nt to kill anyone's interest,

Does the bolded sound like positives to any sane person, especially in the context you used it? If I were you, I ll go learn how to communicate properly to avoid being open to misinterpretation rather than throw tantrums like the 2yr old kid you happen to be.

Dvic10:
..no offence bt I tink u used only a shallow proportion of ur brain to interprete my comments,mayb if u applied more part of it,a better understanding n sense will get to u Bro. there ar ppl living comfortably in hall5

Atleast, my brain does have a shallow proportion. No offence too, but from the way you reason, I have every reason to believe your skull is empty... i. .e you have no brain in the first place. And one more thing, iam not your Bro. My Bro's dont go about throwing expletives like a kid deprived of candy. My Bro's have brains, you dont. The way you type like a slowpoke is enough proof.

Dvic10:
One truth is this; there ar no perfect or ideal hostels anywhr, nt even my present hostel...there is always gonna be a negativ somhw n we'v gat no choice bt to pick d best based on wat we can afford for each moment in life except u want to be coming to UNIBEN frm heaven(lolz)....Fact!!!!

Save your philosophy lecture for someone else, i am not interested.

Dvic10:
No doubt hall 5 is better than som hostels bt for som obvious reasons I wouldn't want to say out hia so as nt to kill anyone's interest,I personally dnt like d place though it's kinda relative to wia I am nw,whic I tink is far beta dan hall5

Hall 5 has negatives, but you would rather not say it to kill anyone's interest? Lol.na wa oh.

Its like saying, that food is poisoned but I wont tell my friend because he loves fried rice alot and I dont want to kill his appetite.

No offence, but you ll agree it makes no sense whatsoever.

blueto:
what are you saying ?

So you can't understand or identify a sarcastic assertion?

you initially veiwed and left, so to me... that was a poly to bring you back and make you to comment. Of which was successful

Haha.. Iam the father of sarcasm. I understood, thats why I used a laughing emoticon. You missed that?